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Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by 5minsmadness(op): 5:04pm On Mar 14, 2015
Timbuktou:
Like I said earlier, the guy was always only a means to an end, in this case the end is the woman's comfort and financial security. We know this guy has no other value apart from laying golden eggs as far as this woman is concerned. We can tell from her lack of appreciation of his efforts from the beginning till date.

Unfortunately, your friend unwittingly enslaved himself to this woman, and while he thinks he's being a "responsible" man he's only a cash cow.

Now, to the issue of no sex: I'm afraid she never really felt sexually attracted to him and only apportioned puscy to secure her financial future, which she has sealed by having kids for this fella. I guarantee you, if a woman wants to straff she will straff even after breaking rocks all day; have you not heard of babes going from PH to Nassarawa to go and collect the D? Do you know how long the journey from PH to Nass is? No amount of communication will make her release that yansh my brother. In fact, the more the communication, the more secure the lock to her honey pot. Your friend now spoilt everything by doing chores to avail her free time to straff, smfh, he will soon have to resign just so he can score some at home. This one is American wonder o; bearing in mind she's not as cute and cuddly as she once was. That fella is paying Range Rover money for a Volks Beetle.

SOLUTION?:

1. Your friend should stop all those rubbish dish-washing and toilet-scrubbing he's doing. If the housework wan kill am make she die.

2. He must stop asking for sexx from this woman. No respectable man requests for sexx, especially not from his wife.

3. He should get a hobby that makes him come home later than usual.

4. He must get a side chick.

5. After 3 months of this little little adjustments to his lifestyle, he should makes moves to copulate with wifey. If she continues on this path, ignore her for another 3 months. Meanwhile, if she does make moves for sexx let her know it will not happen because you are not interested. She should begin to get the idea that her arze has lost its potency and value.

Caveat: The process to gaining his manhood in that home is going to be long and ardous process and will be an everyday fight. It could well take years to reclaim his headship and my list is not exhaustive, not by a long shot. You guys can reach me for further consultation: grin wink
Noted! grin
Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by 5minsmadness(op): 4:42pm On Mar 14, 2015
Timbuktou:
Sadly, your friend is trying to negotiate attraction which will only lead to more disinterest from his wife. I'm afraid, he only ever was a means to an end. If he likes, he can do all her office work and housework for her, she'll instead lose more interest in him and use the spare time to be shagging some jobless dude somewhere. I might come back later with help for him.
ok
Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by 5minsmadness(op): 4:40pm On Mar 14, 2015
grandstar:
is the wife circumcised? many circumcised ladies hate sex has they have n clitoris

I think it was lust at first site and not love

Now they are married, what should he do?

We, he should first investigate whether the wife is cheating

if not, then stage 2

He should analyse himself Are there things I do that cut her off? He should talk with friends

If none,u r not worthy of the wife's cod behavior, then its stage 3

he should ca the wife and have a heart t heart discussion with her If it yields nothing

Stage 4

Call her parents and discuss her behavior with her especially the sex part, if that makes no long term headway, then he is stuck with her sorry

Posterity will be kind t him Even the kids will admit he tried

Why did your friend marry her? The fault lies entirely with him marriage is for better or for worse

By the way, no more kids
thanks for your reply.
he has discussed with her numerous times, the last time was after their last kid when she denied him sex for several months with the excuse that she was still in pains following delivery (she had a cut), he later called her aside and asked if there was anything he had done wrong as he had asked his married friends around and none of them said thier wives starved them of sex for 3months due to pain. He even offered to take her to the hospital but she refused. she apologised and said she would be better. she became more sexual for a while but soon she fell back to her old ways. right now the guy doesnt ask for sex unless she approaches him but instead satisfies himself with porn. He didnt have any qualms telling me all his issues cos he said he wants to make sure he has done all he can before he takes the next step.

he wanted to report to the mum but she said she would change that he shouldn't embarrass her. her dad and mum have been separated since they were little so the dad has little or no say in the matter.

i dont think she is circumcised. i will ask him.
Family › Re: She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by 5minsmadness(op): 4:29pm On Mar 14, 2015
kajadans:
no wonder
no wonder what?
Family › She Doesn't Love Him, But He Doesn't Believe In Divorce. by 5minsmadness(op): 2:34pm On Mar 14, 2015
This couple have been married for three years and have two kids. The man met his wife at his workplace during which time she had just finished nysc. They got to know each other better and soon they became a couple and got married. The man helped her get a job at his place of work but noticed she didn't mention his help to her parents, making it look as if she got the job herself. However he overlooked it thinking it was no big deal.

Recently however he has come to realise that his wife doesn't love him. He feels this way because she never acknowledges his good deeds around the house, is never willing to listen to any advice he has to give but rather takes her friend's advice over his. Most times he asks for sex she says she is tired or in her period or that they should postpone it to the next dayhuh And when the next say reaches she pretends to forget. If the man insists it turns into a big fight and they don't talk for days.

The man decided to be helping her around the house in case housework was overwhelming her as they don't have a nanny. He washes the clothes, picks the kids from school, cooks food for the kids and feeds them when she comes late from work and he is the one at home. Despite all this it seems he is making no headway as their sex life has not improved. The man decided to stop asking for sex but the wife didn't even notice.
She rarely serves him his food properly. He comes from a traditional family where the woman serves the man food as soon as he comes back from work. She says she was not brought up that way and starts cooking the food when the man comes home. He decided to be understanding and accepted to wait. But he finds if he doesn't remind her, she doesn't near the kitchen to cook for him. He had now resorted to serving himself when he gets home, thinking his wife will get the message but she is comfortable with it.

He feels the wife no longer has feelings for him and left for him would have divorced her long ago, but he doesn't believe in divorce. Also he is worried about the kids and how it will affect them if they separate.


Pls advice needed.
Family › Re: Word For Single Girls About To Get Married by 5minsmadness: 1:27pm On Mar 14, 2015
Egbagirl:
[size=14pt]Financial contribution should not be a prerequisite for respect.[/size]
shocked shocked shocked
OH reaaaaaaallllllyyyyyy!!!!!!
Family › Re: Tomorrow Is My Girl Friend's Traditional Marriage...so Confused!!! by 5minsmadness: 9:47am On Mar 14, 2015
Dude undecided

You got played friend. The crying and stuff was to distract you from her own horrible actions. You really think she cares whether you come or not? Nah bro, she just used psychological warfare on you right there.

I say walk away man.
Family › Re: ???? by 5minsmadness: 6:54am On Mar 14, 2015
Pics pls
Family › Re: Should I Tell Her? by 5minsmadness: 6:46am On Mar 14, 2015
Op
I don't think you love this girl. You are just being selfish. Probably she has some material thing or whatever that you are attracted to and want to gain from, otherwise you wouldn't be with her.

You already lied about your age knowing well that if you told her the truth she might not continue with the relationship. You lied until you were sure she was deep into you and had feelings for you before you told her the truth. That is selfish and manipulative. Now in that same year you met with and impregnated another lady. And now you want to also keep this from her probably until you guys get married so that it will be more difficult for her to leave you. Your child will always remain your child and the truth will come out one day and how will she feel then? You don't really care about this girl, all you care about is yourself and what you can get from the relationship.

If you really love this girl then you would tell her everything about you, the whole truth. Let her know what she is in for. And if she still stays then you know your love for each other is real and you can weather any storm together. But if you hide this in a bid to 'trap' her until it's too late, ruining her life in the process and making her carry a cross for the rest of her life for something she never planned for, then I'm sorry but you are a scumbag and not a real man.
Family › Re: Should I Tell Her? by 5minsmadness: 6:37am On Mar 14, 2015
vfactor:
Anything u decide is fine.
grin
Family › Re: He Was Stranded And Undecided On What To Do, See What Happened And What He Did. by 5minsmadness: 8:23pm On Mar 13, 2015
EfemenaXY:
I didn't bother reading the scroll because I saw your handle and was hoping you'll summarise the tale.

So what's the gist?
No mind the guy, he left for work with only N30 in his pocket, not enough to transport back home with and somehow he forgot about it only to find himself stranded at the end of work. Luckily some random driver picked him up and dropped him home. End of story oh. No spicy occurrence, no selling of his body for money, nothing.
Bleh.
Family › Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by 5minsmadness: 8:05pm On Mar 13, 2015
From the time a man is born his dick gives him pleasurable sensations. He spends the first decade of his life feeling slight pleasure between his legs but not enough to cause too much commotion.

Suddenly at the age of 15(12 for some, 10 for borntofuck) his hormones skyrocket. His dick starts to grow to the adult size he will be proud/ashamed of for the rest of his life. He starts experiencing spontaneous erections- on wearing tight pants, walking to school, riding in a bus, talking to a girl, ugly or pretty. Each of this episodes is filled with extreme pleasure between the legs and an almost irresistible urge to have sex. For the first time in his life he has wet dreams which are dreams in which he sees himself having sex with women (even if he is still a virgin). His mind is screaming SEX every 15seconds (youth now magazine). His response depends on his moral upbringing. If he is a highly moral person he falls back to his religion. He becomes filled with guilt and remorse. He becomes more prayerful and tries to bind and cast the powers that be. He learns to suppress these urges, learns to divert his mind to other things.


If he has no moral compass whatsoever he becomes adventurous. He stares at his female classmate's brea.stss. They are a source of constant wonder to him and each time he stares a shot of pleasure goes down his legs. Same goes from when he catches a glimpse of their panties. He becomes obsessed with the female form and starts to draw it on toilet walls and under his bed and behind his notebook. The day he discovers his dick is supposed to enter a female vagina is an episode that alters the course of his life forever. Just thinking about an attractive woman can make a man hard and eventually orgasm.

Finally when he has his first sexual encounter his fate is sealed. The sex is so euphoric, so druglike, the feeling so GOOD, that he yearns for more with each passing day. And no woman is exactly the same (forget what all these relationship magazines try to tell you... No two vaginas are ever the same), no brea.stss tastes or feels exactly the same, no kiss is exactly the same. The world of sex is finally opened and it's a very very very heavy door to close.

. And you think some mushy romantic words on a contract are enough to keep him faithful to you?
Family › Re: Why Do Men Cheat? by 5minsmadness: 7:40pm On Mar 13, 2015
Because sex feels so fvcking good!
Family › Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by 5minsmadness: 1:06pm On Mar 13, 2015
helphelp:
Over ripe
It's not every naked woman you see that you just start thinking of sleeping with her.

I have slept in a room with 4chicks before, all corpers, none of them my girlfriend at the time, all in their nightwears. A man has got to have self control, that way you command more respect among the ladies.


I may have had an affair with two or three of them much much much later but that's way beside the point.
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by 5minsmadness: 10:25am On Mar 13, 2015
johnydon22:
First of all compare the number of christians that turn atheists to that of muslims, they greatly outnumber the later..

in my own words i told you
so funny you ignored that and carried on with your anti-jewish deity crap..

Your early post stated that atheist dont attack other deities


now when i proved you wrong, you resorted to comparing numbers... lolzz nice defence..
cheesy

Christians turned atheist greatly outnumber muslims that turn atheistic by millions, so they attack what they know .... grin

Can you now rest it and answer my question boy...

which God are you afraid of.. grin
And I told you my statement wasn't absolute. Stop being so desperate for points.

And your question is a rethorical one, son.
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by 5minsmadness: 9:39am On Mar 13, 2015
johnydon22:
Lmao... you just confirmed it boy... now say atheists don't redicule islam again grin

now back to the idea of God..

oya which of the God(s)
zeus?
horus?
osiris?
allah?
yahweh?
mithras?
sango?
amadioha?

which of them do you fear? smiley
grin grin grin
It's amazing how you select what you want to read and totally ignore the point being made cheesy

Here. Let me help you:
Of course my statement wasn't absolute. Definitely atheists have talked about Islam and other religions. But which belief do they primarily target?
The difference in numbers is practically in the millions shocked

Anti-God
Anti-Christian
Anti-Christ.
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by 5minsmadness: 8:17am On Mar 13, 2015
johnydon22:
lmao i wonder which planet you are in... You have not seen atheists attacking Allah, lolzzz you really have not seen anything yet...

Most atheist you see here were once christians so they argue with you based on what they know.

i wonder how many atheist website you have visited ok let me just give you one example

now get your facts straight and stop playing the victims card..

This desperate attempt of yours to say atheist dont ridicule muslims and their allah is so fallacious that i just fall flat and laugh at it...

btw atheism doesnt mean anti-theism it simply means non-theist..

please i ask again which God du fear.

Zeus,
Allah,
Horus,
yahweh,
osiris,
mithras,
sango,
amadioaha? grin
Oh yeah I forgot.
We are in the Google age where you can search anything even Atheism talking about ice-cream and it will pop up.


Of course my statement wasn't absolute. Definitely atheists have talked about Islam and other religions. But which belief do they primarily target?

Now kindly Google atheism and Christianity (12,900,000 results), compare atheism and Islam (8,550,000 results). Atheism and God (16,800,000 results), compare Atheism and Allah (665,000 results!), Atheism and Jesus(13,000,100), Atheism and Mohammed (438,000 grin),

And finally, just to show you can actually get all sorts of nonsense links off the internet;
Atheism and ICE-CREAM(318,000 grin).




Your Atheism is an army whose primary aim is to ridicule God, Jesus and the Bible.

Anti-God
Anti-Christianity
Anti-Christ.

You are fighting in an army you don't even know you have been recruited into.
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by 5minsmadness: 12:39am On Mar 13, 2015
johnydon22:
Lolzzz in every culture they have been skeptical people from the very beginning..

No one taught me anything like they are teaching you now..

I found religion to be implausible and that is it.. the label atheist is just a way people identify those who dont believe in fairy tales...

So please now which of the gods are you afraid of..

Amadioha?
zeus?
sango?
yahweh?
osiris?
allah?
horus?
mithras?
ikenga?
etc..huh
Have you ever noticed how 'atheism' is not anti-allah or anti-amadioha or anti-buddah. Read all the websites on atheism including the threads and posts here on naira land. Atheism is anti-God, specifically the Christian God. All the sarcasm and jokes and jibes are not directed at Allah or Buddha or Zeus, despite the former two boasting a very substantial followership. You guys are fighting in an army you don't even know you have been recruited in.

Atheism is supposed to mean Anti-theism but in reality it is anti-Jewish God.

Anti-Jewish God
Anti-Christian
Anti- Christ.

Use your so called liberated minds and think for yourselves.
Family › Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by 5minsmadness: 12:29am On Mar 13, 2015
helphelp:
And you call that little thing...

How old is your girlfriend's sister..huh
21 in july
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by 5minsmadness: 9:47pm On Mar 12, 2015
johnydon22:
lobatan grin this one is afraid grin
I swear I am not.
Well, wait a bit... Yeah a little. It is God you are talking about. You believe in your (whatever you believe in) so much that you are willing to ridicule and insult the MOST popular Immortal on earth... Just cos you learn to read and figured out the meaning of atheism or humanism from Google... You guys even carry it on your head more than the white folk, the same white people that preached Christ to your ancestors, the same white people teaching you atheism. You think you are now thinking freely but in reality even your thoughts on atheism are not originally yours. You are still following the same white folk. Even they are not as blasphemous in their write-ups but Nigerians being what they are will always want to outdo.

Darn. I hope you guys are right. Because then death would be the end of it and we will all have nothing to lose. But if you are wrong...

Royally Fvcked!
Christianity Etc › Re: Challenge Go All Atheists, Agnostics, Deists And Liberals And Freethinkers by 5minsmadness: 9:10pm On Mar 12, 2015
You atheist folks had better be right cos if you r wrong YOU ARE SO GOING TO BE ROYALLY bleeped!
Family › Re: Describe This Cook In One Word by 5minsmadness: 8:53pm On Mar 12, 2015
Doggie grin grin grin
Family › Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by 5minsmadness: 8:36pm On Mar 12, 2015
crackhaus:
Lol, the story is obviously made up... still, that doesn't negate the fact that women are obsessed with looking at random d1ck cheesy
My gf's younger sister came to spend the weekend in our place. One morning I mistakenly walked in on her while she was in the bathroom. Babe was butt na. ked. I excused myself and life went on.

You don't need to create a drama series for every little thing. What's he telling the wife for?
Family › Re: Possibilities And Impossibilities by 5minsmadness: 7:09am On Mar 12, 2015
I sincerely hope you are feeling better...
Family › Re: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by 5minsmadness:
Making such a big deal out of nothing. Everything must be an issue. Maybe soon you'll discuss with your wife before you fart.



Nonsense.

Mtcheeeeew.
Family › Re: Graphic photos: Woman Cuts Off Husband's joystick,Kills Him For Cheating On Her by 5minsmadness:
Omg
That first pic... Is that blood on the ground or are the tiles naturally red in colour...


Op pls put a warning on your title pls
Family › Re: Can You Cook To Impress?(photo) by 5minsmadness: 1:11pm On Mar 11, 2015
debolly:
It's not about the husband but the MIL.

The issue is trying to impress her with your cooking maybe after all other measures have proved abortive and since it's her first time.....you decided to cease seize the opportunity.
We learn everyday.
Family › Re: He Was Stranded And Undecided On What To Do, See What Happened And What He Did. by 5minsmadness: 12:15pm On Mar 11, 2015
See this guy, I thot u did something outrageous like sell your body for a quickie to one rich sugar mummy that was passing by or something angry
Family › Re: Dan Savage Tells Ben Carson To Prove Sexuality Is A Choice By Sucking His Dick by 5minsmadness: 8:46am On Mar 11, 2015
FrancisTony:
Take it easy with lies, please. Your link said that they were found in 1981, meanwhile homosexualism was legalised in 2003. Why weren't they lynched or arrested, then?
huhhuh
You see why am afraid of discussing with you, what has what you said now got to do with what I posted? We were talking about HIV appearing first among homosexuals in the US, what has it got to do with your above statement and lynchinghuh cheesy
Anyways, i'm done here. What about the discussion?
I'll let u know.
Family › Re: Dan Savage Tells Ben Carson To Prove Sexuality Is A Choice By Sucking His Dick by 5minsmadness: 7:38am On Mar 11, 2015
FrancisTony:
5minsmadness, gerawt with your fake homophobic link. grin

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_HIV/AIDS
Mumu cheesy You don't know that AIDS is the first and only disease to have a retrograde history! All the more reason why it's origin is very controversial! The first HIV/AIDS patients showed up among a group of gay youths in new Jersey, USA! It's common knowledge.
Family › Re: Dan Savage Tells Ben Carson To Prove Sexuality Is A Choice By Sucking His Dick by 5minsmadness: 10:34pm On Mar 10, 2015
FrancisTony:
It becomes a crime when minor is lured into it without his or her consent.
You well so? So you would even agree to your future 5year old daughter sleeping with a 49yr old man cos you want to 'respect her wishes'?


1) [s]Injuries? Why not google about opinion of gay men and stop peddling spurious claim you got from homophobes.
I'd a chance to interact with a gay guy about the pampers claim. He said it's an UTTER CRAP that he hasn't met a gay guy putting on pampers.
Meanwhile, don't forget that many females get bruised after engaging in heterosexual sex.
It seems you are concentrating on gay men, while not explore on lesbians and tell me any consequence.
2) @Emboldened, what a big fat lie. Give me a link how HIV was discovered from gay men. shocked What I know is that many of them contact HIV owing to the fact that men are promiscuous in a nature and have high libido. They tend to engage in sex with anybody and often times.[/s]


*Sigh*
grin grin grin
When I say that most times you are highly lacking in information it will be as if am looking for your trouble grin
anyway, lemme give you one link. you can search for the others or njokusboy can provide you with the rest. Educate yourself bro.
https://www.google.com.ng/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=web&cd=4&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0CDkQFjAD&url=http%3A%2F%2Fhivinsite.ucsf.edu%2Finsite%3Fpage%3Dkb-01-03&ei=J2H_VM7UCsK0acCbgJAI&usg=AFQjCNHhTCyu6ScCgRxMVADwOkJ8xqQMcA&bvm=bv.87611401,d.d2s

I've had a really long day, pls can we take a raincheck on the deism thing? Thanks.

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