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brocab:
Maybe you should listen to your own words more often, weren't you the one judging me with your religious groupies, on the other page.

u made an obvious error and u were unwilling to admit it despite being corrected by numerous folk. one of d fruits of being a true christian is HUMILITY.

Moblord:
No one?

NO ONE.
There is nothing u can do to DESERVE God's mercy. you can only hope for it.

Awesome Sky Daddy

NO

No one deserves God's mercy.

Kolooyinbo & brocab

What say you folks agree to disagree?

When the end time comes is not as important as being ready for it, whether the endtimes means the end of the world or the end of one's life. The important thing is to live your life the way Christ would have wanted it.

fulanigirl:
Absolutely but you'd rather believe in superstition that has no valid foundation or place in modern society ?

Valid foundation ko
Place in modern society ni.

The explanation given up there is bullsh1t and an attempt by a naive white guy to explain something he couldn't understand.

Have u ever heard magun or 'penis captivus' happening to married couples? Or even boyfriend/girlfriend? Or even teenagers who should naturally be very h/0rny and have thier genitals congested with blood and hence experience this more often if your explanation is true?


The day Christ comes scientists will also have a good and logical explanation as well.


What r u even saying sef, your explanation says it resolves in a few minutes. Even the fear and shame of what is happening will make the man flaccid/limp and release him if it was only blood engorgement involved. Magun can last for hours until the husband comes or until the man dies.

Your 'logical' explanation is not valid in this case.

OMG!!!

Funniest thread on Nairaland this year

I LAUGHED until I CRIED!!!

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Be a real man...

Be a real man...

How come no one ever says Be a real woman?

So her son's best friend knacked her while she was drunk, so what? Is it ha fault?
Ideally she should get him arrested for rape but i guess she's too embarrassed.

Send him away. If femi ever squeals DENY EVERYTHING. There's no proof after all.

fulanigirl:
Penis captivus happens when a man’s penis gets “stuck” in a woman’s vagina.

How does it happen?

One possible explanation involves anatomy. During intercourse, a man’s erect penis is filled with blood. When a woman has an orgasm, her pelvic muscles go through a series of contractions. Sometimes, the contractions cause the vaginal walls to clamp down on the penis, making it difficult for the man to withdraw.

Usually, penis captivus happens for only a few seconds. Once the woman finishes with her orgasm, her contractions stop. After the man ejaculates, blood leaves his penis and he loses his erection. At that point, he should be able to withdraw his penis from her vagina.

Fortunately, penis captivus is quite rare in humans. There have been some documented cases in which couples have needed medical attention, but most of the time, the situation resolves on its own within a few minutes.

Source:

http://www.sexhealthmatters.org/did-you-know/penis-captivus

And you believe this bullsh1t?

What happened? Why did sir shymex deactivate his account

supereagle:
We made love in d presence of our son when he was at age , he used to play along with us , he thought we were sporting .

And your dick remained hard?!?!

Creeeepyyyyy

Oi bro. Take it easy.
January and February months are not easy for most people. Its the beginning of a new year and folks are trying to recover financially from house rent, school fees, Christmas spending etc. And she's feeling all alone without u and battling it put with ur mom...its not easy for her. She's bound to get irritable and angry.

You have really tried with the money you have sent but I can also say she has tried in managing the money too. The time frame she uses to spend the money considering she is taking care of herself and the kids is quite commendable.

I think your mom is setting you up bro. It looks a little suspicious that its now she's telling you to invest in land. I think you should take care of your wife and kids, you'll have time for land purchase later in the year.

I advice you forget the quarrel you guys had over the phone. See it as the rantings of a frustrated woman. Do your best to support her despite what she said, if you cant do it for her do it for the kids. Then when you both must have cooled down call her and talk to her again. When are u coming back to naija. Use the opportunity to spend quality time with her and the kids, am sure she will appreciate it very much. Don't mind what she said, women have a tendency to talk too much sometimes.

It is well.

vjsmiles:
YOU GUYS ARE PROGRAMMING HIS OS TO https://www.freesmileys.org/smileys/smiley-sex012.gif ..
. agfkFfffffsfkk .fj fhj
I WOULDNT DO SUCH EVEN IF IT WAS A DOG WATCHING

Abi?!?!?!


As in husband is doing doggie style and wifey's boobs are hanging down then baby is trying to latch on to one of the boobs to suck...


****yuuuuuucccckkk!!!**((

Having sex in front of your baby?
Wtf is wrong with you people?!

Na only Yankee this wan fit happen. Wait make I click the link first...

She must have seized it, lost it and found it again recently and decided to surprise you

Gloriagee:
I'm not sure I need to explain my thot process to u but since u asked.... His claim that The rate of domestic violence pepertrated by women is at an all time high. By some calculations as high as 90% is plain ridiculous IMO. Not sure I have the energy for people who cook up statistics, abeg

Oh that part.
Ok.

You don't need to explain your thought process to me. Doing so anyway, shows politeness.
Thanks.

omegdeluxe:


The most annoying reason i have heard is 'Its in their nature'

Very annoying, but true.

missjenna:
The concept of cheating is a bit complex especially if the wife is pretty
Let me explain

First of all, men are naturally attracted to any woman they see that meets their criteria for "beautiful".
The fact that a man is married, doesn't mean that he won't find other women attractive. Now this is where the concept of self control comes in.

Every human being is born with the natural desire to want to explore. The innate desire to burrow into variety, either to differentiate, to understand, or just to satisfy cravings.

Whenever a man sees a woman who is attractive, that innate desire, fueled by lust, tends to emanate from within with a force so strong that it can only be withstood by love and self control.

Sex plays a crucial role in this also. Unlike women who their libido and general drive for sex reduce probably after child birth. The sex drive of men tend to stay at a high level.
Most women don't put that much effort into sex as before which could make their husband seek for a more sexually lively partner.
Most times prolly due to religious belief, most women don't take time to improve upon those little things that tend to build up a sexually active marriage.

But I believe the most significant reason why men cheat is the lack of total love and respect for the wife.
If a man respects the wife, the thought of cheating on her will be completely far from his thoughts. He wouldn't want to diminish her dignity in any way by going into bed with another woman.

Thanks

Well said miss.

Wtf
This is CHILD MOLESTATION

Gloriagee:
Tell me u're kidding please...too funnny

Why should he be kidding?

Why is it funny?

Only in obodoyibo can u find sick stuff like this. But am sure it will soon reach here. Its all part of civilization, after all.

EggovinMma:
IRU.

What does IRU mean?

EggovinMma:
It tastes like lynpetra.

Av never tasted lynpetra b4 either though I heard she is exceptionally sweet especially when she [edited] smiles just right...
Am rambling.
Seriously Na, am curious. What does it taste like?

EggovinMma:
It is better à man ask me to leave his home than beat me up.up.Just jejely pack my things go drop for mama papa house, say you no marry again .

I have a question for you. Its a bit personal so pls don't be embarrassed.
The question goes thus:
This eggovin, is it sweet or does it taste like raw egg? And what does it do to the body?
Sorry for derailing.

incrediblestev:
People need to get real and stop arguing as if they were some robot with no feelings...... Some women are violent and only calm down when they get an equal or more violence in return. Only a disrespectful woman will get angry to the point of slapping or hitting a man. I have seen a woman slap a man and even spat on him during an argument.

It is so easy for men who have never been recipients of violence from such women to come out here and preach about not hitting a woman no matter what, that's a lie. 90% of male folks will respond equally at least to a woman that slaps or hit them out of provocation, we are all feeling human beings, it is only Natural to act in this same manner.

The preaching should be that nobody, be you man or woman should slap or hit anyone in provocation, no matter how bad it is...... Just as a man is expected to work away in a charged atmosphere, so should a woman do too. Any argument that seeks to suggest that even if a woman hits a man it is wrong for the man to respond back is hypocritical and playing to the gallery.....

i have never had to hit any woman that did not hit me even in the face of provocative comments, but I have had to respond in equal measure to a lady that pointed her fingers at me, pulled my trousers and asked me to do my worst, I shoved her and got a resounding slap that got me seeing stars that say get that bitch, the result was an equally reassuring thunderous slaps that reminded her that I could actually inflict even more violence on her than she can on me..... Everyone that witnessed the whole thing go down supported me because I had been tolerant enough to the point of empowering the foolish girl. Again, if a woman attacks me and expects me to just cowl in fear of not being seen as a woman beater then she is in for a big disappointment cos I won't hesitate to respond to her gesture. Na so.

Gbam!
10000000likes for you sir!

Bridgetown:
Na small coded bleeping when backfire guy.

I feel u bro. Best thing to do in such situations is to plead for amnesty

Bridgetown:
My wife has been beating me mentally and psycologically, we haven't spoken to each other for two months now. I would have actually preferred she beat me in physical than this mental torture.

Bro, wetin u do?

Tufanja:
There is a huge difference between responding in a "reactive" or "proactive" way to aggression.
The way we chose to respond is a matter of training and personal internal civilization.
If you respond in a proactive way, it keeps your own dignity and the one who addresses you alive. That way you show that someone else will not define how you respond but you yourself. It makes you have control over the situation instead of others. You keep the power at your side instead of losing it by responding with violence.
There is a strong need and urge to end domestic violence in Naija and a high need to learn to control temper and respond in alternative ways.
I would also remind men who are physically stronger than women to consider that it are only cowards who take a weaker pray or respond to the buzzing of a mosquito. Know your strength and know how to control your power position. That's what a man makes a man and a leader makes a leader.

~ Say no to domestic violence in Nigeria, say yes to the bill ... One team, one love, one Nigeria ~

How dare you call women mosquitoes! You are Not a real man!