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Ujoan:
Retard!

Still makes you a liar! We already confirmed you are a retarded psychopath with homophobic issues.

Why am I wasting these words sef? Its not like you'll understand them

Ujoan:
Actually I've gone to check and didn't see where I attacked anybody on page 1. That's why I am asking you to screen grab and show me. Maybe I'm not seeing right.

How will you see right when you can barely read? Secondary school dropout that trapped a man for marriage! Stay online let him rest jo, he deserves it for sticking with you all these years!

Ujoan:
I'm coming . . . end of a long day and I need to get home.

Even if you run, I will find you . . just 30-mins drive and I'm home!

30mins never reach? Come to the other thread like the good dog you are! I'm waiting

Ujoan:
Can you show me where I attached any of those two posts above This is just from the first page alone.
Idiota . . . f00lishly trying to justify stupidity.

In case you don't know who I am, ask for Ujujoan from 2007. I know when you registered on Nld . . . but you need to know that my own madness is not for 5 mins . . . more of 5 days . . . ask anybody!

So you admit you are a chronic lunatic? No wonder

Ujoan:
[size=18pt]Where are all the vultures . . . I guess you people are waiting for me to leave so that you can come back and attack like the COWARDS you are . . [/size]

Just do the gracious thing and concede . . . you'll still have your d88ks between your legs.

Hahahahahahah!!! See her using style to beg for mercy! I thought you said you were but a lowly housewife and you can do this all day?!? Ngwanu come out like the good doggy you are and dont forget to bring your wrinkled vagina with you

mrjojo:
I guess she is experiencing some kinda of hormanal change, not her fault. Wouldn't like to derail the the thread too, another day, another time

I would have said its her time of the month but her ovaries are all shrunken. Probably Post menopausal syndrome or acute psychosis

Ujoan:
What exactly bothers you so much about my presence on this thread? The fact that I can actually stand up to you men and BULLY you?

I don't care what your twisted mind tells you about me . . . the other one has been trying all day to bring down my personality. It means squat to me what you guys think about me, honestly.

But if you attack me, I attack you . . . simple!!

Do you feel the need to use big words to emphasize your presence? Continue . . it's good for morale . . . I'm here. not going anywhere!

And please save your stupid admiration . . . I spit and shit on it . . completely worthless to me!

Crackhaus pls dont use big words on her...it damages her brain cell, it can only accomodate so much

Ujoan:
Errrm . . . contrary to popular opinion, I have a life outside Nld.

Liar!!!

Ujoan:
Since you have 3 words, why are you jealousy'ing my own nah? DAFT DAFT DAFT . . . . go and die.

How does it concern you if I overwork my brain and have stroke? I'm just a faceless e-monster out to get you nah, so why are you bothered? Could it be that my 'torn-wrinkled Vjay' is working for you already and you don't want to loose it? eiyaaah . . .

Errrm . . . I didn't check up on your previous post . . I don't have the kind of time you do. You said in one of your comments here that you are attending to a patient (did your small brain lose track already?) Are you saying you really work in a hospital? o . . . k, as a cleaner . . no wonder!

I'm quite charitable and[i] is[/i] willing to employ you if you want to. You can clean my home, it's not as messy as hospital . . . and I'll pay well. At least until you find your papa . . . he's coming with plenty dollars ooh. Don't lose hope.

I dont want any payment from you as I'm sure it will involve your stinking vagina, and I'd rather accept cash!

You don't have the kind of time that I do? HAAAAAAhahaaaaa I thought you said you can do this all day! Attacking and cowering everybody right and left to feel some form of relevance meanwhile you are as much relevance to the society as dog sh1t.

If I say I work in the hospital will that impress you? If I say I have my own hospital will it impress you further? Or you will immediately attack me out of Jealousy and call it civic duty?
Ujuoan who have you helped or made a difference in their lives since 2007?

Olodo! Poor excuse for an anal sphincter!

I'm pretty sure you didnt pass secondary education else you would have got something doing by now. look at her grammer, "I am quite charitable and is willing?!?!" You even stole the word "charitable from me! You are unwinding small small, soon your local fowl, village champion nature will come out.

Jobless cow lacking in manners, seeking for relevance from nairaland instead of servicing her poor husband's dick like a good housewife!

Ujoan:
O . . .k . . it's just my old vJay you were fantasizing about, not my b00bs . . noted. Or did I also mention that one first?

I made a prediction and like moth to a flame you fell to my bait . . .

shebi na your papa give me gonorrhea . . since me and am na age mates . . DAFT Idiot.

Ask him about my flat slippers, he will tell you everything . . . maybe it will help get your slack d**k up.

Nah, my papa swore your pvssy was so smelly and torn even then, he decided to take you through the anu5 instead. Even then he said the anus was slack. The sight of your flat wrinkly boobs can cause any man to loose erection so he asked you to keep your bra on and derived sexual stimulation from watching others fvck your mother on the next bed instead

Ujoan:
I've been dealing with Nld men since 2007 . . . I know how they roll . . .

And what have you achieved in real life since then?

HAaaaaHHAAHAHaahaaa

crackhaus:
I don't know about you bro, but I've been around here long enough to understand why some specific posters always have a certain kind of response to certain kind of topics.
It's like clockwork. Immediately I see a topic on this section, I already KNOW the type of comment I will read from who and who.

On the issue of single-motherhood or issues relating to women who were ditched by men, it's quite usual to have women lash out...
I mean come to think of it, there are only just a few women here who can confidently claim they've never been used and ditched by a man in their lifetime.

What you see here is just an automated psychologically-fueled emotional response which I don't fault them for... but when some of them start to take it personal by making speculative comments, I actually wonder if they don't realize how they're exposing their own personal experiences by projecting... lol

Nairaland is a psychiatric heaven! The level of personality projection is through the roof! Someone comes up with a purely personal topic and other people that don't know the op from Adam begin to insult him and his family. It has happened in this family section on many occassions. Sometimes even their fellow woman brings problems here and if her reasoning does not align with thiers, the witches on this forum take delight in turning the tables on her and insult her and her family for up to three pages or more until the person is silenced. This ujuoanpostmenopause thought i was like the others she bullied into silence with her bird-beak mouth she has been chattering with from page one. I have her time today thank GOD.

Ujuoan! where are you? Answer your name good doggy, and report for duty! You have nothing else to do at home anyway except to annoy your husband. Let me do my good deed of the day and take you off his hands for a few hours let the poor man rest

Ujoan:
And you think you are sane . . . taking time off from your 'patients' to fight with a GIRL? Shame you no get . . . You've run out of people to feel sorry for and now you've settled on my hubby? OMG . . . unbelievably F00LISH!!!

Oh I know you desperately wish I was as pathetic as you portray here, it will make you happy abi? Make you feel like a MAN . . . eiyaaah . . sorry, not happening.

But you can try to dream up things to make yourself feel better, if it helps your sad sorry life . . .

Everybody is making money, even the wheel barrow pusher on the street. . . But don't worry, I understand your frustration. Must be really had to live from hard to mouth with NAiraland being the only way to display your madness . . . eiyaah . . now I do pity you!

@ you so desperately wish i was pathetic.
Honey YOU ARE PATHETHIC! You reek of inferiority complex and the only way you can get off is to insult and judge people on nairaland. You don't have a job so you carry out civic duties online and fantasize you are at work You gallivanted about in your youth and trapped your poor husband into marrying you and now he is stuck with a burden for a wife! And as if that's not enough you go about seeking men to mention your flat boobs on nairaland so you can rub them in your lonely little room and achieve orgasm I bet you are still pained about that one. Na you talk say your boobs dey flat, I been no say anything before oh, somebody say guilty conscience

And why did you typr GIRL in capital letters Are you saying its demeaning for me to be fighting a girl? Why? Are implying that as a girl you are beneath me and not worthy of my time? Shebi u said i shouldnt let u off the hook? Na me and you today! Local fowl like you!

Who spends all day on nairaland looking for who to justify and perform useless civic duties on?? I have attended to five patients while you were joblessly here online, looking for who will wet your pants. Mrs "I can go back to my single days if i want". Face the truth: No one wants you anymore! YOur time don pass, mrs wrinkled vagina Age gracefully like the old cow you are and allow younger chics flaunt their perky boobs!

Meanwhile...I see you stylishly took the correction i gave u and added an extra word to your last insult. "Daft Id!ot". Good job! You are still an imbec!le but there is hope for you yet

Ujoan:
Since you are an expert on UJU . . . you will know setting your ass on fire makes me feel relevant too . . .

And yes, you can claim all you want, we know even DOGs wish they will eat the food meant for the children of the house . . .

What?? This doesn't even make any sense Were you hungry at this point or is that singular brain cell officially dead?

Ujoan:
Look at this okoro feeling FUNKY . . . DAFT idiot . . why is it paining you? If you want to borrow the word it's allowed.

I don't care what you think of me . . again it's irrelevant. . . . Whether I work of atay at home to enjoy my husband's wealth is not your business.

But I do know you had a troubled childhood . . . hence the need to 'manufacture' a patient when I talked about job.

There you go again fantasizing about my vagina . . . hoping it will get you dead d**k up . . . won't work, try an ashewo. I heard the come cheap these days . . .

F00lish idiot forming 'nigga'

You gave me one word, i gave you three, who needs to do the borrowing
You are overworking that your singular brain cell as it is, trying to string words together in a legible fashion, dont go and have a stroke oh!
Of course you care what i think of you or else you wouldnt have mentioned it! Are you pained?
Like i said before, you are an slowpoke. All you had to do was check up on my previous posts to know i work in a hospital and hence have patients. But no, your ageing single celled brain cant type and think at the same time.

Leave your torn wrinkled vagina out of this. Its done enough work to last a lifetime, am sure

Ujoan:
I'm not lying nah . . . I already said they were fallen . . when of how is irrelevant!

You on the other hand, maybe you can't even get it up hence you are here fantasizing about my fallen b00b . . . chai . . . sorry ooh!

Me fantasizing? When you were the first to mention your deflated mammary glands?
I hadnt ecen said anything u quickly mentioned them so you can sit in the privacy of your room and rub them to my mentions.
Sorry, am not interested in old slippers.

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thorpido:
2-3yrs,carry firefood?

Just the amount they can carry. Probably a stick And not unsupervised.

yetseyi:
One point in that list for ages 12 and above caught my attention - watch younger siblings.

I have read some arguments about that, how a 13 or 14 year old is still a child still being looked after and should not be watching younger ones.

Hmmm.
Probably they meant 12 to 15 can watch thier younger ones under the supervision of an adult while older ones can be left unsupervised. I know a lot of 13yr olds are left alone in the house to cater for thier junior ones while the parents go to work. It is possible.

Ujoan:
If wishes were horse, beggars will ride . . . You wish all the things you said about me are true. You can't just stomach the fact that a SANE woman is strong enough to stand up against you . . eiyaaaah . .

I'm still alive and well so If I missed my single days I'll go back to them . . . But I don't . . . I caught enough fun to last me a lifetime (if you get what I mean )

I'm seeing things clearly ooh, always have . . . that's why I chose my spouse with care. I had a specification and went for it. I'm not blinded by the wasted sentiments you men use to decieve women . . . and I'm so happy I made the right choice.

You think your long-lost father will come back to dash you dollars . . . you will grow old waiting. Better go and make money to take care of your poor mother so she won't regret not aborting your dirty foetus!

You call standing up against a man being strong? You must have penis-envy.
I dont blame you for thinking you are sane. It is a well known fact that lunatics have no insight into their problems. They think the world is mad and they are the sane ones. Poor u.
For the second time stop trying to bait me with details of your sordid sex life. I thought u said u were married. So once you miss your good old days u'll go back to your condomless pastimes with or without oga's permission. Now i feel sorry for the man.


You caught enough fun them to last you a lifetime? Did that include gonorrhoea?
Oh, i'm very sure you chose your spouse with cre. I'm very sure you threw away your dirty skimpy outfits and dressed like a deeper-lifer and went to church to appear holy ansld finally hooked the poor sod. By the time he found out what he had married it was too late.

Mrs doubtfire, i'm already making money. You are the one that is a jobless burden to a poor old sod and seeking to be relevant by being a classrep on nairaland!

Ujoan:

Trying to stay relevant abi? I'm waiting

I'm back! But I'm sure you've noticed.
Yes i'm trying to stay relevant. I stay relevant by making people feel good in real life. On the other hand its only nairaland that is making you feel relevant.
Once again, my pity

mrjojo:
we've seen you mama, you can now run along now. Thanks

Choi
You should have let madam down easy na, cant u see she's fishing?

Ujoan:
Stay in your head and get off mine . . . I was gracious enough to explain what I meant since you obviously did not understand. DAFT.

Real mean are out there making money and you are here getting bullied by a woman . . . shame you no get Don't look at me ooh, even if I don't work I got me a man to take care of me. Me and you no be the same . . .

Okay now you don't want the empathy anymore? Are you eating your words like a DOG

Please don't let me off any hook . . . hold me inside your hook very well. I am quite comfortable ther . . . na me and you today

Daft? That's it? Try harder you imbecilic retard with a single ageing brain cell.
You made a mistake in thinking i was the one that wanted your empathy so you coukd feel important. You lost that point, anyone can see that. Accept it, roll with the punches and move on.

Oh, pardon, i've been thinking you are a feminist all this while who feel they are equal with men and can take care of themselves. Choi So you are just a common housewife? Are u educated as well or did you learn english from Nairaland?
Me and you can never be the same madam, I'm employed, you're a dependant burden.

I have told u i dont want your empathy o. And at this point neither does the op. Its worthless.

That last statement of yours makes me uncomfortable. I should hold you in my hook You're comfortable Me and you Suddenly i feel sexually violated, and by an old vagina at that

Ujoan:
I was waiting for the tactless comments anout my body parts . . . In case you don't know, I also have fallen b00bs

Next na Ashewo . . . how else will you be able to degrade a woman . . . . e no pass any of that.

It means this is paining you very well . . . GOOD!

Insulting yourself before i do so for you isnt going to help you ma. In case you dont know, I'm an empath. I only insult you based in the degree in which u insult me.
At least you have confessed you have fallen boobs... And dont even think of lying to us that its baby's fault. We all know they were fallen before you even decided to settle down. On account of all the people that "knew you" in your single days . Na you talk am o

Ujoan:
I know it makes you feel better calling me old, when I'm almost positive you are very much older than I am. But yes I accept, I'm OLD and proud of it.

You think you can shame me by mentioning AGE . . . I embrace AGE my friend, not everyone gets to live till old age . . so I long for when I will! keep the prayers coming

And no, I'm not foolish enough to be abandoned with a love child . . . go and ask people who knew me in my single days

I don't have to be the hurt party to speak up againt evil. If Nigeria had more people like me, maybe people like you will be less . . . You should be ashamed of yourself, really . . . justifying irresponsibility. If you father abandoned you to be raised by your mother will you welcome him back with open arms? Tell me, cause maybe that's the situation with you. Are you still waiting for a janded father to come and pluck you away from your sad sorry life? Is that what this is all about? Poor you . . tut tut!!

Yes I'm filled with indignation by this situation, because I'm a woman and I refuse to accept the second hand treatment you guys seem to dish out with ease.

This OP is obviously lying about so many things but you turn a blind eye to is. Why, Bro code?

very STUPID of you!

Foolish old woman living out the rest of her days on social media cos she couldnt make friends in real life.
Bitter woman prattling about accepting her age when we all know her false date of birth cerificate is still gathering dust under her bed.
No wonder you're bitter, you wish you were young again to change things and take the right decisions, too late Madam.

Oh, and I'm sure a lot of people knew you biblically in your single days Bet you miss those days a lot huh?

If Nigeria had more people like you? I bet you even sh!t self righteousness! Unfortunately you are only significant on social media that is why this matter is so important to you.

Mewling turd, I guess men have dealt with you a lot in this life. Its partly your fault really, if you were not blinded by your own pride you would have made better life decisions. Now you are so embittered you think all men are the same.
Of course you would think the op is lying, men have lied to you all your life. I pity you
Or maybe if you were not so much of an slowpoke you would have seen through thier lies.

Ujuoanmenopausal wait for me oh, i dey attend to patient. Stay put like a good dog

kaziblake:
Ok

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