Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by 5minsmadness: 3:57pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
formerlyMbulela: To imagine that I used to consider you serious. You fall my hand for that thread wey you create o! Ntorrrr Why you dey consider me serious abi u dey pay me moni to dey serious? Mtcheeeeew!!! |
Travel › Re: Driver Urinates On The Roadside, Causes Traffic At Ekoro Road In Lagos (pics) by 5minsmadness: 3:55pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
MosakuAW: Wetin happen? 5minutes madness abi?
Happy birthday! You are one year old today on nairaland NO shiit?! Thank you jare  |
Family › Re: When The Wrong One Loves You Right!!! by 5minsmadness: 3:34pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
jaybee3: You're welcome
PS: Please don't let the society pressure you. 29 is not too old except early marriage was one of your goals growing up. Make yourself attractive by being extremely successful in all your endeavors and see good quality men troop around you . Know and appreciate your worth so you get valued like a princess you ought to be.
Life is for the living so let the world be your oyster Sadly, the bolded is a lie. She will most probably end up chasing all the men away. |
Travel › Re: Driver Urinates On The Roadside, Causes Traffic At Ekoro Road In Lagos (pics) by 5minsmadness: 3:25pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
MosakuAW: When nature calls at the wrong hour, it makes you behave like a lunatic.
Every human has 5minutes of madness daily, i think the guy has just activated is 5minutes madness for today.
Maybe he has taken 3bottles of Origin this morning.
Unto the next one.  |
Family › Re: Am I Getting Matured Or Unreasonable? Pls Help. by 5minsmadness: 1:32pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
Madamkilljoy: I'll appreciate it if you stop insulting us. Besides, it's not all ladies that act the way you've pointed out. Why are you encouraging him to be intolerant? I just hope that in his search for a perfect and matured lady he won't end up falling deeply in love with a lady who has the same attitude he hates.
@Op: You switch from one girl to another because of their attitude. I'm sure that you're perfect in all ramifications. Do you feel that it's only handsomeness ladies want? Bear in mind that you can't have it all- beauty, brain, good attitude, a perfect cook. She would have all but lack one. Changing girls won't help you, you could be incurring curses from most of the girls you have jilted, especially if some of them loved you sincerely. OP don't let this woman deceive or threaten you, none of these illegal curses will work in Jesus name, Amen! Abi na by force to like person? Rubbish. @madamkilljoy bullsh1t. If you read what the op describes as people he ignored you will know we are not talking about all women. Also it seems you think he is sleeping with them before dumping them. I stand to be corrected but I don't think so. Some girls sorry to say are just plain stupid. They think the world revolves around them cos they have a vagaina. Nothing intelligent to say apart from hi hi and 'I need recharge card.' Such girls are deleted shaparly from my Facebook and bbm. A friend introduces you two and the first thing she does is flick her fingers rudely at you and say 'I need a drink'. I be waiter? When u chat they look away uninterestedly and yawn incessantly then u decide OK cool and you go your way only to recieve stupid texts two days later. "Hi", "Hi". Hi yourself biitch. *** presses block button*** Nonsense. |
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by 5minsmadness: 1:15pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
RoyalRoy: [color=#000033] Please what was the title of the thread that got deleted? [/color] Hello RoyalRoy. It was titled My Pre-wedding Pics by 5minsmadness. Ishilove undeleted it and relegated it to the jokes section after I made a little protest though I still don't know what rule I broke. |
Family › Re: Am I Getting Matured Or Unreasonable? Pls Help. by 5minsmadness: 1:12pm On Jun 29, 2015 |
snakebeat: Anytime I go tru ur post, I don't bother commenting, it's always on point. I grt u sir...
Cc: FrankDude this man has said it all. there is absolutely nothing wrong with the way u discard ladies. It's better to discard them, before they make u to do something silly. Honestly, considerable number of them got intolerable attitude.... I greet you too sir. Some people don't like hearing the truth on this forum. Na thier headache. Why will anyone want to chase away a decent girl? You ask a girl out nd she looks at you like who are u to speak to her yet when u get to know her better she is little more than a university dropout. When you see a decent lady no one will tell you that you have seen quality. You'll hold unto her with all your might. But for the "hi, hi" group kindly kick them to the curb till they develop adequate sense and manners. |
Family › Re: Am I Getting Matured Or Unreasonable? Pls Help. by 5minsmadness: 7:21am On Jun 29, 2015 |
FrankDude: I decided to post this here because I realise people here are matured and experienced. Lol, you r so wrong. I noticed anytime a lady starts misbehaving with me, like giving me an attitude, I just throw her away like I have never met her before. I have gotten lots of crappy attitudes from ladies, they feeling too important and all that, they feeling like they are doing me a Favour or something, or acting like I am forcing myself on them, now a days ones a girl shows any sign of misbehaving, I completely dispose her, I delete her contact and forget abt her existence. And then I move on to the next lady I met You are realising your self worth. Ladies of nowadays feel a guy should bow at thier feet and worship hem when they have done NOTHING to deserve it apart from possessing braests and a vag1na. But I don't blame them. It's the foolish prepubescent boys that constantly humiliate themselves for a worthless piece of punny I blame. You see them liking the girl's pic even when she looks like taribo west. You are gradually rising above the bullsh1t. Congratulations. Is this normal? Am i getting matured? Am I developing a problematic attitude. What does this mean? Should I be worried. Pls reasonable responses only. Yes it is normal. Yes you are getting matured. Now you will be able to choose a quality lady who you can share your dreams with instead of any street rat. You shouldn't be worried. You should be proud of yourself. It's better days ahead for you bro. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Adam Truly The First Man On Earth? by 5minsmadness: 1:15pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
The truth of the matter is many of you young people do not read. You carry the kindergarten knowledge of the bible you learnt while in school into adulthood. Then when you see a small scientific research you get confused and excited and start running about with this new-found knowledge that really isn't new at all and start blaspheming against God cos u feel Christianity has been oppressing you or holding you back from whatever it is you want to do.
It's a pity that many of our pentecostal churches are money and power oriented and Not really interested in increasing knowledge and the understanding of the scriptures for the love of God. Else a lot of these questions would have been answered. |
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Adam Truly The First Man On Earth? by 5minsmadness: 1:01pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
sylarsquins: How does this answer my question?
Well God bless dem and also cursed them, why didn't he forgive and give dem a 2nd chance? You asked if Adam was the first man God created. I answered you no and gave you biblical explanations. You are now asking a different question entirely instead of acknowledging the first question. What has the second question got to do with this thread? |
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Adam Truly The First Man On Earth? by 5minsmadness: 12:40pm On Jun 28, 2015 |
notoriousbabe: pls tell me where in the bible? Gen 1:27-28 So God created mankind in his own image, in the image of God he created them; male and female he created them. 28 God blessed them and said to them, “Be fruitful and increase in number; fill the earth and subdue it. Rule over the fish in the sea and the birds in the sky and over every living creature that moves on the ground.”It is clear here that God created men and women(plural, many) and gave them authority over all creatures and told them to be fruitful and multiply, etc. And on the seventh day God rested. Time passed. Then in Gen 2. God creates a special man called Adam and puts him in charge of the Garden of Eden. Gen 2:7-8 7 Then the Lord God formed a man[c] from the dust of the ground and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life, and the man became a living being.
8 Now the Lord God had planted a garden in the east, in Eden; and there he put the man he had formed. . Cc Ogbulaba Sylarsquins Lordstarex |
Christianity Etc › Re: Was Adam Truly The First Man On Earth? by 5minsmadness: 10:30am On Jun 28, 2015 |
It's a pity I arrived late.
Anyway.
Adam WAS NOT the first man God created.
It says so in the bible. |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 11:14pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Guess the thread is back |
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by 5minsmadness: 9:06pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Ishilove: Would you rather have it in the jokes section? it would be better than having it unceremoniosly deleted. and what rule was broken if i may ask? |
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by 5minsmadness: 7:47pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
netotse: Lol...bros, you know you were trolling with that thread jo. What is trolling? I have seen similar threads which is where i got the idea from and none were deleted. |
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Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by 5minsmadness: 6:46pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
njokusboy: C. FvdqdasaddagfQ[i][/i]
Which of the threads My Pre-wedding Pics by 5minsmadness. |
Family › Re: My Whole Body Aches After............... by 5minsmadness: 6:38pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
bukatyne: You did not see where he said he can sleep with the househelp? Choi  See bad Belle oooo  Wetin I do you? |
Family › Re: My Whole Body Aches After............... by 5minsmadness: 6:38pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
cococandy: i know.
Even as musa can help you with madam. Ah but I'm not gonna be as lazy as you na  I already wash clothes without a washing machine, iron them, pound yams without a yam pounder, and pound my ladies harder  Musa won't be needed in my case  I can't say same for your oga and ekaete though  |
Family › Re: My Whole Body Aches After............... by 5minsmadness: 6:35pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
jadelyn007: one of the reasons why I don't believe the red pant and bra school of tought and all that dress sexy bullshiiiiit. A man that has no control, has no damn control irrespective of how perfect the wife is. Reference below pls¬¬¬¬ I beg your pardon madam! It has been scientifically proven that the colour RED invokes emotions of excitement, arousal and passion. Hence it is used a lot in fashion, secret societies and in instigating the charging of Bulls by matadors in Spain. The colour RED immediately brings life and fervour to a situation; heck, it is the colour of blood which gives life!
Having said this it is well known that a woman in skimpily clad attire will always quicken the heartbeat of any red blooded man. Vile quarrels and bitter hatred, harsh words spoken and punitive silence, all can be brought to an end by the appearance of a sexily clad member of the female species. It is the one thing that calms a man down other than beer.
Now combine these two together : a skimpily attired woman dressed in nothing but a red bra and matching silk red panties... And you have heaven on earth. All quarrels cease. All in differences become insignificant. For in that moment the woman holds the manbeast in the palm of her hands. In that moment her every wish is his to obey.
Never underestimate the power of the Red bra and pant!  |
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by 5minsmadness: 6:31pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
edwife: I won't be surprise that it was reported,too many unhappy and bitter people.Maybe we were having fun and they couldn't stand it.
That's what the report button and being friend with mods have done to this place.
We have several unwanted and useless threads yet they deleted yours,i don't see anything bad in that thread.If it was not worth putting on family section,they could have send it to joke to any other section.
Write to the mods,cc Seun. That would be exceedingly low of the person if someone did that. Ishilove, RoyalRoy, Seun, my thread was deleted. I would like to know why. |
Family › Re: Boys Night Out Discussions by 5minsmadness: 5:44pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Sorry for veering off point but I just noticed my thread was deleted Is that normal? @timbuktou,pickabeau1 edwife? |
Family › Re: My Whole Body Aches After............... by 5minsmadness: 2:53pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
cococandy: Hear what?
Hunny I don't stress my self unnecessarily. There's no need for that machines are made to make life easier so what not use them if you have them? Babysitters are there to help you balance child care and other aspects of your life, why not use them? If you agree with that dude about doing stuff the hard way to prove that one is a good spouse, I hope you do your things the hard way too to impress your lady.
In this day of life made easy, someone is advocating stress. You're right my dear  Ekaete can even help you in the bedroom when oga is disturbing u too much You know say all na stress  |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 2:14pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
lilmax: This madness is more than 5mins  Bros maxxiee  How fa? |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 1:35pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
edwife: Really? Is it how you see me? 
You do that more often,shey you know?  I do? Well theN as from today I'm terning over a new leaf  |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 1:17pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 12:44pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Saraha1: See provoking? Op , you see what you have cause? Fear catch me oh  |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 12:30pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Timbuktou: Come on, homie. Givers never lack. Just one bomb. Awww dang it! Ok just one  |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 12:21pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
vfactor: Define nagging! I resemble dictionary  |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 12:16pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
Timbuktou: Bros, how far. Pass me that sk real quick. Environmental for my area just dey boring. This is high quality premium grade man, I ain't sharing wiv nobady !  |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 12:14pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
vfactor: I no be gay ooo! Yet you nag like a woman!  |
Jokes Etc › Re: My Pre-wedding Pics By 5minsmadness by 5minsmadness(op): 12:11pm On Jun 27, 2015 |
vfactor: Heheheheh! Pain me??! How ur mumu go pain me?? I am very happy to prove the mumu, that's why I am replying u! Na wa, why the insalt na?  Don't worry, he will propose soon! Ya miracle is on the way, say AMEN!  |