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Forum Games › Re: Tag And Ask by 5minsmadness: 12:36pm On Jul 09, 2015
kaboninc:
Unstable? Guys like me, are very stable when it comes to choosing a woman. I do not chase two women at the same time unless one shows strong signs of unwillingness. cheesy
I think you should consider taking your ministry off NL. I've conceded to you in the race with Beambor - she appears to prefer you over me and that dude called Alezy... cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
But If you do not take this opportunity, then you may find yourself giving a talk show, some where in UNILAG about how to "Hold on to your dream!" wink smiley


Now this is to all ladies out there.....

You do not need to wear very tight revealing dresses in public just because you want to present yourself as sexy! If you must be na.ked, do it to your husband or in your private chambers. Sexy is not defined as one who wears very tight gowns and skirts that the pants become visible. Have you asked yourself why you find guys attractive? We're on jeans or suits and you ladies trip for our dressing. You like our well pressed and tailored shirt. You like our polo and our shorts. You do not even know if we're on pants or inner wears.

Can't you ladies do same?

Today, I complimented a lady on her dress but told her it was too tight. I do not know her really but we usually take the same bus and she lives around my community. Yeah, I made her feel happy and sad at the same time. I don't care how she feels as am so sure she was really MAD! Maybe she dresses like that (continually) to impress a guy but must we all see her bum? Must her dress reveal her pants that draws in perfect detail the structure of her bum? I find it disgusting and honestly, as a guy, "toasting" her, it is for one thing only - SEX! I would be fantasizing on how I'd make wild love to her - am being blunt here.

Beauty, to me and others like me, is not defined by na.kedness or near-na.kedness. A well dressed lady, with proper clothing and sweet cologne and an infectious smile is SEXY! How you dress is how you're addressed
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To everybody here, do have a fabulous day!
Supported.
The type of condom trousers they wear nowadays is downright disgusting. Methinks the trousers were used by hookers before being sent down to naija...no offence

Greetings to the house.
Family › Re: Have You Ever Been Sexually Harrassed, And What Did You Do? by 5minsmadness(op): 12:21pm On Jul 09, 2015
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Family › Re: Why Men Treat Side-Chicks Better Than Wives by 5minsmadness: 11:39am On Jul 09, 2015
bashydemy:
Thank you, You are a woman and that what you will say even if i say i caught her cheating.
grin
Family › Re: Woman Gave Birth To Brazilian Hair (Picture) by 5minsmadness: 10:54am On Jul 09, 2015
efemenaslectura:
Please educate me with more foolishness grin


even the picture of the hair cannot make a decent nice braids for anybody. See jagba jagba pieces of hair put together to make news cheesy
ROTFL grin cheesy grin cheesy
Kuliye has made my morning grin

Kuliye biko browse dermoid cyst abeg make I go do my work grin
Family › Re: Woman Gave Birth To Brazilian Hair (Picture) by 5minsmadness: 10:43am On Jul 09, 2015
efemenaslectura:
This is one of the most ridiculous and preposterous things I've seen on nl grin



are you expecting me to believe that bs grin


I'm allergic to nonsense O.ok let me break it down so you will know how senseless this ya story is

was the man's sperm mixed with brazilian hair or was there brazilian hair inside the woman's eggs grin
Choi.
Ignorance is really a disease embarassed lipsrsealed
Family › Re: Woman Gave Birth To Brazilian Hair (Picture) by 5minsmadness: 10:43am On Jul 09, 2015
Smh
Family › Re: Woman Gave Birth To Brazilian Hair (Picture) by 5minsmadness: 10:20am On Jul 09, 2015
hahn:
Interesting. Will the "baby" grow?
Whatever tissue the dermoid cyst "chooses" will continue to muliply until the woman gives birth. I saw one once of just teeth and had the pic but lost it with my old phone.
Family › Re: Why Men Treat Side-Chicks Better Than Wives by 5minsmadness: 10:16am On Jul 09, 2015
bashydemy:
You got it all wrong again, 90% of ladies of recent time will never want her inlaw around most especially mother inlaw. if the wife see the closeness of the mother and son especially if they discuss something privately she will always want to know what they talk about. Now please tell why is it private? If they want her to know what they discuss they would have invited her to the meeting in the first place. Again I choose her to be my partner and am only helping her you know why? alot of better girls than her are roaming the streets with no hope of getting man to even call them, Go to Redeem, Winner's, Christ Embassy etc you will see them there getting old and still praying for a hubby reason for you woman to be serious and calm.. Stop mingle in affair that they did not call you.. You will never see man man i mean complete man to be asking what his wife and mother discuss behind him.. A man who will be thinking of how to make money will never even have time asking except she say it herself someone like me? I am a kind of man that never mingle in affair you did not invite me to, Sometimes i see my wife acting somehow and when i ask her what happen or what's going and she said nothing i will never ask her again.. i believe if there is anything she will tell me and if she say nothing happen then to me nothing happen even if she like make dey cry blood as far as she no want tell me so be it and my wife know me for that...

Now tell me how taking care of my mother, Seeking advice from my mother because she is more expose to life than me and my wife, or discuss with my mother privately make me cause discord between them or make them rival? Like i said we need to drop this yeye western mentality and all will be well because all this is happening because you want to have equal right as your hubby you wanna know how he make and spend his money... Mind you my dad always said don't let any woman know your worth cos the day she know that day is the beginning of your downfall because from that day her down will pass your supply.
Bro sounds really pissed! grin

Ejo bros, ema bi nu. How old is your marriage? Maybe you need to communicate all these things to your wife, tell her what you like and what you don't like and why. This one you are saying you did her a favour by marrying her shows deep resentment. Once again,how old is the marriage and how old is she? I guess you are a young couple since you r 26yrs . Any kids yet?

You both need to he patient with each other and take out time to iron out your differences. Let her see that your well being is her well being so if she is taking money from you always to feed/cater to her family how will both of you progress as a couple?

You can try this exercise, call her one day and tell her to write down on a sheet of paper all the greviances she has against you while you do for her. After that write all the good you see in her and let her do the same for you. Then take out time to relax and go through the list objectively and together without quarrel.

Marriage can be tough but as soon as you iron out your differences it can also be a smooth ride.

Cheers.
Family › Re: Woman Gave Birth To Brazilian Hair (Picture) by 5minsmadness: 10:05am On Jul 09, 2015
Mamaflex:
And they did not take any picture? So, how am I suppose to believe it?
Cc efemenaslectura

Family › Re: Why Men Treat Side-Chicks Better Than Wives by 5minsmadness: 9:32am On Jul 09, 2015
winner01:
Lie from the devil, men are not polygamous...There is a prevalent madness rampant among many and society isnt helping either, that doesnt justify the fact that all man are polygamous....This is a lie to justify irresponsibility...I know responsible and ive learnt that virtue....its sad that sleeping with as many women as possible gains respect by society....it will only get worse but definately der r good people out der.
Men are polygamous by nature.
https://www.nairaland.com/2434831/men-naturally-polygamous#35603631

Cc Queenedo
Family › Re: Why Men Treat Side-Chicks Better Than Wives by 5minsmadness: 9:28am On Jul 09, 2015
Kimoni:
All my thoughts are in my posts. Pls read objectively.

His concept of marriage that his wife is inferior to the mother just because he has known his mother longer is what attracted me to his post and what I addressed.

I dont think I understand what you are driving at or where you are coming from.
@bolded is actually true, although it would be understandable that the wife would take offence at this since women want to be viewed as Number 1 in the man's life.

You can't just marry a man and then expect him to choose you over his mother. It wont happen(unless he had a bad mother).
I am not saying he should disregard his wife entirely but she shouldn't bring about stumbling blocks by making him see his mother as inferior to her either. Simple.

Also she insulted him in front of his mother. His rants (and yes I agree they are rants) are in reaction to his wife's behaviour which I hope you will agree with me is bad.
Family › Re: Homosexuals Sends Hate Messages To A Former Homosexual Now Born Again! by 5minsmadness: 9:22am On Jul 09, 2015
"I do know that this viewpoint flies in the face of people's personal decisions, as well as some popular politics in this world. And I am additionally aware that this viewpoint labels me as some kind of "right-wing fanatic" who ought to just be "wiped out." I do pray to God for my safety every day," said Glatze.

His decision to break up with his ex-partner of 10 years and commit his life to Christ has caused Glatze to fear for his and his new wife's life, as he says there are people who consider his life and existence an offense to their sensibilities
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All these things make me remember the novel series "Left Behind".
Family › Re: Why Men Treat Side-Chicks Better Than Wives by 5minsmadness:
Kimoni:
Oga, what are you saying? Does it have any correlation with what I written said cuz I don't see any.
Babygirl said she couldn't talk until he started going on about his mother of 26yrs and your reply was "he is a typical African man,their concept of marriage no be here" meaning you also disapproved of the importance of the 26yrs issue.

Or did I misunderstand you?
Family › Re: Why Men Treat Side-Chicks Better Than Wives by 5minsmadness: 9:05am On Jul 09, 2015
Kimoni:
He is just a typical African man...their concept of marriage no be here...

It is well jare kiss
But a typical oyibo man will discard his own mother of 26yrs for his wife and you think its a good thing. OK.
Wait till you become mother-in-laws.
Family › Re: Why Men Treat Side-Chicks Better Than Wives by 5minsmadness: 9:00am On Jul 09, 2015
You ladies should kindly read between the lines in his story before commencing your attacks.

A sane parent will never even want their son to get another woman if his wife is good wife and behave normal, You cannot expect parent most especially the mother to support a wife who disrespect her son in front of everyone always.
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Its obvious he is having misunderstandings with his wife.

Also truth be told some ladies here advocating for the wife's rights here will turn the table around when they become mother-in laws. Just because he has married a woman doesn't mean he should discard his own mother pls.

If the woman's mother was ill and she had THREE SONS then for goodness sake those sons should cater for thier mother.(unless of course their own wives prevented them from doing so undecided)
His own wife can contribute to her mother's well being of course but not at the detriment of his own mother when she has sons to take care of her.
Family › Re: Woman Gave Birth To Brazilian Hair (Picture) by 5minsmadness: 8:53am On Jul 09, 2015
It happens.

Its called a DERMOID CYST.

Some give birth to only TEETH.
Family › Re: Woman Gave Birth To Brazilian Hair (Picture) by 5minsmadness:
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Family › Re: Why do people travel abroad and then feel entitled to everything? by 5minsmadness: 7:32am On Jul 09, 2015
He's a baskard! angry angry angry







Let me go back and read the OP
I only read the first the first two paragraphs...
Family › Re: First 3 Activities Of Yours Daily? by 5minsmadness: 7:28am On Jul 09, 2015
Used to feel awake around 6am and my three activites were

1.think of what happened the day before
2. Brush teeth and bath
3. Go to work.

But nowadays l feel awake by 7am and my activities are

1. Browse nairaland for mentions embarassed
2. Brush, bathe ,eat
3. Rush to work (always late)

Was never a morning prayer person. I do my prayers in the heat of battle at night angry
Family › Re: Why Men Treat Side-Chicks Better Than Wives by 5minsmadness: 7:18am On Jul 09, 2015
mekybabe1:
Are u ibo? Or did u grow up in the East?
Sorry to butt in on your very interesting conversation, but are u saying you find nothing wrong with the last point he raised above?
Family › Re: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:36pm On Jul 08, 2015
bukatyne:
Very very
Answer your own question jo and leave 'cococandy'.

Her account has been hacked.
Family › Re: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:26pm On Jul 08, 2015
cococandy:
If I may ask you OP
What's the purpose of this thread anyways?

To justify cheating? (of course not.)

Ok what.

To tell us that any man who's practicing monogamy is doing his woman a favor because he's doing something unnatural? So he should be constantly praised for it?

Ok we've heard. We will listen to you and put that into practice. smiley
Oh thank you very much.

That will be highly appreciated! grin
Family › Re: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:21pm On Jul 08, 2015
bukatyne:
Who made the man 'naturally' polygamous? or do you refer to 'man' in his sinful state i.e. the carnal man?
Bukatyne I assume you are christian. Who made man NATURALLY?
Family › Re: Are Women Naturally Polyandrous? Ie Multiple Partners. by 5minsmadness: 5:20pm On Jul 08, 2015
bukatyne:
Going by your analysis, We can say men are naturally promiscuous and not polygamous.

Your opinion anyways....

People I know do not defend such behaviors.
Oh for Pete's sake!
Who is defending promiscuity?

SO we should just close our eyes to the fact that men have a higher testosterone levels to women NATURALLY cos we want to apppear sanctimoniuos?
Family › Re: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by 5minsmadness(op): 5:14pm On Jul 08, 2015
cococandy:
Yes I agree smiley

I'm dealing with it.
(Sigh)
You're so difficult nowadays undecided
Family › Re: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by 5minsmadness(op):
BuddhaPalm:
Your position that animals are monogamous is a MASSIVE faux pas on the scale of the running joke in which some girl said she preferred London to UK.

Seriously.

Scientists have three classifications of monogamy in animals: Sexual, Social and Genetic.

Of the 5,400+ known species of mammals, only less than 5% are considered SOCIALLY monogamous. Sexual monogamy, on the other hand, is almost non-existent in ALL animal species.

Female chimps for example, are known to have intercourse with multiple males in her group, so as to confuse the paternity of their babies. And if she bangs all, the males think the babies could be theirs, so they don't kill them.

The most socially monogamous animals are birds. With the percentage running upto 90%. But it stops right there...

Sexual monogamy for them, however, is another story entirely.
We are talking about females and polyandry in the animal kingdom, not the national geographic you deposited above.
The argument is not for monogamy but polyandry.
How many female species are polyandrous i.e take on multiple male partners at the same time for life?

Chimps are a second example. In fact chimps are the only species that use sex for trade i.e sex for food, Sex to avoid being killed ,sex for grooming ,sex to overcome depression etc. It doesn't mean their females are polyandrous i.e keep certain male partners. On the other hand there is an alpha male chimp who will keep a harem of females he visits regularly and also get the occassional away match from another female that wants a favour. So the females are promiscuous, not polyandrous.

Another example is the pink swan whose females keep more than one male partner for life.

Two more examples to go.
Family › Re: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by 5minsmadness(op): 9:51am On Jul 08, 2015
MarvellousGod:
Sorry, this isn't front page worthy because it has no moral value to pass..

More like seeking justification for cheating husbands. ..

Thank you
No one is seeking justification for cheating husbands here. Have u seen any post so far saying that a husband should cheat?

Are u also denying the fact that there are legally polygamous homes in the real world? What,you don't have Muslim friends or you think all polygamous associations will go to hell?
Stop being biased pls.

These are facts backed up by society,culture and science. Most of the knowledge in the original op were garnered from leading documents, magazines and online sites known world wide. Your husband is already aware of his nature so don't think he'll suddenly turn into a womanizer overnight if he reads this thread.

This thread IS frontpage worthy and will be a nice topic for discussion as against some other threads we see up there discussing the same topics under different headings daily.

Cc lalasticlala, royalroy,seun.

Thank you.
Family › Re: Your Opinion On Blood Convenant? by 5minsmadness: 8:54am On Jul 08, 2015
Dont try it, no matter how sure you are.
A word is enough for the wise.
Family › Re: Have You Ever Been Sexually Harrassed, And What Did You Do? by 5minsmadness(op): 8:51am On Jul 08, 2015
angieberry:
Sexual harassment? Very rampant
From all those yaba market boys that'll be dragging someone up and down to that boss who stares at your cleavage and taps you inappropriately while talking to you undecided
What can you do na? As far as they don't threaten you to conform undecided
Yes but what if the person is your boss?
Family › Re: Are Women Naturally Polyandrous? Ie Multiple Partners. by 5minsmadness: 8:46am On Jul 08, 2015
njokusboy:
What stoopidity?
To answer your mischievous question, men are not polygamous in the context of marriage, but 95% of men in dis world desire to sleep with another woman apart from their wives....
Women are not polyandrous, they prefer to catch a man, tie him down and fight tooth and nail to ensure he doesn't look elsewhere, else they'd be fighting for polyandry rather than do everything possible to stop polygamy..
Blesh you sir!
Family › Re: Are Women Naturally Polyandrous? Ie Multiple Partners. by 5minsmadness: 8:41am On Jul 08, 2015
bukatyne:
5minsmadness,

What do you think?
Polyandry (/ˈpɒliˌændri, ˌpɒliˈæn-/; from Greek: πολυ- poly-, "many" and ἀνήρ anēr, "man"wink is a form of polygamy whereby a woman takes two or more husbands at the same time.

At bolded is the issue.
The OP's topic is misleading.
Do women have multiple sexual partners? Sure of course!
Are women naturally prone to having more than one male life partner at the same time? Definitely not! cool

A very insightful book you can look at is Desmond Morris' "The Naked Ape - A Zoologists study of the human animal"

Even the Kama Sutra(The Kama Sutra is an ancient Indian Hindu text widely considered to be the standard work on human sexual behavior in Sanskrit literature written by Vātsyāyana. A portion of the work consists of practical advice on sexual intercourse) gives plain insight into the constancy of women and the dispersive nature of men grin

The only society in which a woman has been allowed to be Polyandrous is the asian indians, and even there the tradition is slowly dying down.
i.e a woman having more than one husband at the same time.


Are women natuarlly promiscous? Sure! But not as much as men!
Are women naturally polyandrous? Look around you in your real world... What do you think? cool
Family › Re: Are Men Naturally Polygamous? by 5minsmadness(op): 8:29am On Jul 08, 2015
BuddhaPalm:
Lol, you'll actually have a hard time finding animals that are sexually monogamous.

A very hard time actually.

Monogamy in nature, is rather the aberration.

Google is your friend man.
No google is YOUR friend bro.
You didnt answer the question.
We are looking for a mammalian species in which the females have more than one alpha male catering to them smiley
I gave you one, search for another wink

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