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dejilg: wow! Now we are told Mary is playin a special role, can u tell us what role she is playing now?

and thanks for alluding to my Mother, I see her as a mini "god" that can plead for the ants I have vouched to destroy their colony......happy now?

Am I wicked?

Are you really dumb? Or you're just making a concerted attempt to appear dumb?

Omo_Tier1: In this matter, you do not HAVE a choice! God has vowed, those who would call Him their FATHER shall bow to him ONLY in worship! If Apostle Peter in all of His prayers did not bow nor pray to Mary, then you must be practicing idolatry.

Well...that's my fvcking problem.
And i do have a choice...God gave me the freedom to choose between good and evil....
Not everything is written in the bible; the little you have in the bible is written; that you may believe...
So Peter didn't bow to Mary? Who said he did?
Did Peter marry and divorce more than 1 wife?
Did Peter make his hair like your "pastors" ?

If i choose to honour Mary ;It's my problem! not yours
I'm sure you have yours; go fix 'em!!!

This silly debate is up again? If someone chooses to bow to an image or to worship something else...how is it someone else's business? I see people opening their sewers to spew shit about something they obviously know nothing about.
Catholics will go to hell?
Like seriously? phew
Leave that to God who created them to worry about. It's not for you (a "sinner" who is not yet sure of making heaven) to worry about. Save yourself first!

coogar: you think say na yaba you dey? you took her home does not necessarily guarantee hitting it. she slept in your bed does not also guarantee hitting it. her consent is the key do your "takeaway" ish does not convey the message i wanted to see.

Izz alrite!
No expect me to beat ogene (metal gong) for N\L
She was "take away"
Dazz all!!!

coogar: i hate incomplete stories - did you hit the mugabe chic? if you didn't then you are perhaps a maga.

Are you a learner?
I said she was a "take away".
Please what do you do with "take away" when you get to your house?

adasco: Call me on this number 08173168277 or 07080955187.

Guy!!!...you get the motor?
Which one be say make the OP call you again?
If you get; post pics or talk the model and the price!!!

Nashville: 1. MBA - if you can afford to get a foreign MBA the better. Lots of US schools offer scholarships and even school loans so I think this is a good entry point. UK schools are also an option. You need to go to the right school and the best way is to get a very high score in your GMAT. If going abroad is not an option, you can still get an MBA from a Nigerian University.

But at 21, you are young and not too experienced so I will suggest you go through the academic route.

Goodluck

No University in the UK or US (that's worth it's name) will give a fresh graduate admission do an MBA. Also an MBA from Nigeria (unless it's from LBS) is not going to take you anywhere near an IB firm if you don't have experience.

Nashville: 2. CFA - the CFA designation is more relevant for Asset Management/Wealth Management but in Nigeria it can also work. The CFA is not vry easy but it is doable even if you dont have a finance degree. And then you can move from Asset Management into investment banking or go straight to investment banking
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CFA is quite broad and really will be a good option for him...but he will need to put in tons of hours to study.

Nashville: But at 21, you are young and not too experienced so I will suggest you go through the academic route.

Goodluck

You nailed it!!

OP i'll advice you to create a profile on Linkedin. Look up proffesionals in the industry and try to add them; Network.
You should also try and read up stuff on Investment Banking and find out what it's about. Google the terms that sound strange to you. Investopedia should also be you close friend.
When you have a fair understanding of the terms and the industry as a whole; look for the reputable firms and offer your services for free.
Try as much as you can to get into the industry irrespective of the role you are offered; Let your passion drive you.
Once you're in; you'll sort yourself out.
All the best.

Okay so i went to the club on Friday with some other Africans...and i got to appreciate the reason why white girls love black men. In the VIP section there are three tables; 2 of which were occupied by blacks; (in fact 80% Naija boys....) and the tables had swag!!!
It was the normal club setting....hip hop and all....until Oliver Twist ripped through the speakers...
Omo see Naija boys and gyration...It was impressive!!!. Before the track finished; 3 of my boys done dey rock Oyibo chicks....one was even kissing on the dance floor...and after that we no see the boy again....
Na for morning wey boyz come dey control each other to make sure say everybody dey okay...
The Zimbabwean chick wey i "take away" come dey chat me; "OMG... last night was awesome we must do it again sometime soon"
I just dey respond with "LOL"
See mumu.... make i spend my money again "soon" abi?
For her mind now she done see maga
Nonsense

chimobiofo1: Pls I wnt to no if Canada or Abadin in UK wic of the Country is beta to go to in terms of Studying n working n living dere. Pls any help shud send to my email @ chimoskiwire@gmail.com

I will try and start with you.
1.) Go back and read your post
2.) Remove the abbreviations
3.) Check all your spellings
4.) Google the name you spelt as "Abadin" and find out if it is a country in the UK........(the correct spelling is Aberdeen)
5.) Rephrase your post. (Please ensure; verb-noun agreement)

If you can do all these; then i will go out my way to help you. If on the other hand you feel it's too cumbersome; then i'm sorry....you can't work in any of these places you have mentioned.

I read Mbeki's speech..,.
I have read comments.....

I am worried!!!

How wil posterity judge us?

What will we tell our children? That we were fighting ourselves whilst our house was burning.

I WEEP FOR NIGERIA!!!!

Incidentally; i went to see her mom who happened to tutor me in high school about a year ago....she's sooo fond and proud of her. Can't imagine her pain right now...
Then some sick bast'ard who couldn't manage his issues cuts her down in her prime!
I hope he gets sodomi5ed in prison....wretched fvck!!!!!
RIP Ada......

This is soooo painfull!!!

These figures are the figures released to the public.

I happened to see the payroll of an investment bank in Nigeria where the CEO earns over 55M. And that is not plus bonus oh...If you add bonus it should exceed 70M....
Abeg..the list no correct; people dey earn better money for Naija biko....

Hallo...

Please i'lld like to know if you have any maximum transfer limit...i want to exchange quite a lumpsum...

Have sent you an e-mail; please respond

Kayusfity: guy u are so mean even tho u might be realistic. Remember you're not my God neither are you an immigration officer. Stop this threats of deportation and stop sounding bitter. Besides I wasn't asking you a question I quoted someone more reasonable. It's obvious your deportation rants is the true reflection of what you're indeed going through in london. May God deliver you from your miseries

Since you see determined to come to the UK without maintenance funds; please come!
Maybe your own God favours the foolish. You want help/information yet you're arrogant.
singing*******who no go no go know*****who no go no go know ohh...****

I still maintain that "one Nigeria" is a hoax.
The Hausa Muslim is "not" my brother!!!
He cannot be!
We are different!
The only way to end Boko Haram is to use the northern elite against them. Split the elites and let them use the tool they have created to kill themselves!!!

****singing*******

ara dara ada adagho.......ife bala aba abagho

*****still singing....*******walks out of thread********

FutureDon: Haha, wifey matter na the major commitment oo as you go need constant calling. So you no belong to the platoon be dat, lool

As for the boredom, me sef experience am wella when I first got here, but I no gree for the thing. I fall-in town wella & was able to make some paddies plus I've got some really interesting folks as housemates. Although, most times, their own definition of fun no dey tally with mine. Dem no sabi chop life for dis part of the world joor. But me just dey follow dem ruff am like dat.

As for the cold, hmmmnn, make I no scare you. You go soon feel am yourself. E for better if you fit depot your woman come here. Since she no dey here, na to go buy like 6 duvet for Primark oo . Unfortunately, only Primark duvet + thick jackets + bottles of spirit no fit handle d matter. U go still need some {word missing}

Na before d plastic/fake smile dey annoy me. But now, I no dey look uche face again. If dem throw fake smile at me, I go just look another side jare.

LOL...classic!!! This is me!

Initially the racism got at me...but these days; no time mhen!!! Uche face too wor wor to send am!!

The funny thing is; the moment i start to dey bone dem; dem come start to dey find my face....
The cold na anoda matter entirely; It was 2 degrees today!!! i think i really need to invest in at least 2 bottles of Vodka...i can't help it anymore...
[s]The Indian chick wey suppose come help my condition for Saturday dey talk anoda thing now[/s][size=8pt] .... i haff tayad!!

LWKMD...

Amen to your prayer my brother!!!

deejay_harry1: i will never be a blogger, my children will never be blogger.... no blogger in my family ijn
.......

bloggers are simply jobless

Indians?
Mob a Nigerian?
Are they MAD?

I'm thinking it's time for the government to issue a very strong statement to these countries that are beginning to take us for granted. India will even be a very good scapegoat! Those slimeballs that stay in V.I; are they all legal migrants? Even if they are; are their sources of income in Nigeria clean?
Imagine Indians oh!!

miz Gene: Wow cnt believe u didn't tk d offer, I don't hv much choices myself cos I really wna do ds tin ds Jan...If I wait till Sept again, anoda story fit enter. Of all d Jan MBA schools I think Bradford is my best option.
Warwick n Cranfield are super but I no get luxury of time...I wish u luck wi d scholarship tin, it's going to be highly competitive but u sound like an effico lool

i no be effico oh! just want to get it done and over with before age becomes a prohibiting factor. Wish you luck sha

^^^Source? abi you just wake up from nitemare begin dey type ni?

miz Gene: Yes Bro MBA it is and tnx for the prayer.
Bradford is definitely d best among these schools. Guess what? Dy offered me a 2K scholarship ( out of 22,450 pounds)and when I asked about their usual 50% off for some African countries, they offered a further 3 k off! So now am looking at 17500.

I really hv to raise dt cash somehow. Don't want to miss ds opportunity and go to DMU or Coventry cos of 1.5 m difference and then regret it later.
Too bad about your study leave..maybe u can try again n hope for scholarship too.

I guess it's because there is a high number of applications...that's why they can afford to do shakara.
Although i got the 50% scholarship for the accelerated programme in January this year, they refused to give me the same worth of scholarship when i deferred to September. So i just bone them jare!
I'm studying finance & investment at the University of Kent now....intend to try the full MBA scholarship at Cranfield or Warwick for September 2014...
Be sure you're ready to spend 17,500 pounds on an MBA from Bradford oh! Lancaster and Strathcylde should cost just a bit more and their rankings are higher than Bradford's.

miz Gene: Ok, offers hv come in from Coventry, DMU and Bradford,(didnt end up applying to east Anglia since their scholarship window has closed...)

Yet to hear anything on the Bradford scholarship sha, keeping my fingers crossed, hopefully by next week I'll know for sure.

Are you considering an Msc or an MBA? If you have an MBA in mind; go for Bradford....It's quite pricey...but it'll be every penny's worth.
If on the other hand you have an MSc in mind; think Coventry. This is because Bradford's Business School is better packaged than the others but their Masters programs are not as well renowned as Coventry and DMU.....

I hope you get the scholarship from Bradford...It can be quite competitive.....Got an offer for January this year but i couldn't go cos i couldn't get a study leave..

All the best!

shymexx: Smfdh. He's a troglodyte because he defends himself and his group from a primitive wolf-pack of whiners and cry-babies from that particular ethnic group, yeah? How about go chase those other sissified peasants for their actions and leave the decent guy who's just reacting to the negative energy alone? - hypocrite!


Topic:

Muthaphuckas are describing Nigerians in India like they're a different breed from other Nigerians.

If you can't see the racism in what they said, then you need to donate your brain to a medical research centre.

Some are even calling stupidity, bravery - I can't deal!!

I guess some of you don't know that that Indians come in different shapes and sizes, and a lot of them are bigger and stronger than the average Nigerian.

And your point is?

atlwireles: Erasmus Ikhide

Senior Special Assistant Media Affairs at Edo State Government
SA Media at Special Adviser (Media Affairs) to Governor Rauf Aregbesola of the State of Osun

Lolz...see casting!!!

You know sometimes i really wonder....what exactly is the problem with us Nigerians?
Once you leave the shores of Nigeria; there is this strong bond you feel when you meet a fellow Nigerian (irrespective of his/her tribe).
In places where there are not too many blacks....you actually feel the warmth a fellow black exudes when you wave or smile.... they are most often always willing to acknowledge your greeting.
But once you touch down in Nigeria; the reverse is the case...every Nigerian suddenly remembers that his grandfather is from one geographical location or his great grand mother's uncle was royalty.....
So i have been thinking to myself...is it the "state of the nation" or the perceived hostility of the man walking beside you? or.... what exact;y is it?
it just beats me silly!!!

Someone opened a thread to inform other Nigerians about something that happened in India...and the smartest thing that a fellow Nigerian could say is;

payless: They will be on the next flight to Akanu Biam International Airport by end of the month for their chest beating.

Pray tell me PAYLESS... where is the sense in your quote? At least you are smart enough to use the internet....you should be able to convince me that this post makes any sense at all.......

The labours of our hero's past seem to be in vain after all...

Lexusgs430: All the time. If you have a smartphone, laptop, digital box, computer etc etc, that streams television broadcast. A TV licence is a must !!! Its probably one of laws that gets broken often. But if caught and hauled infront of a Judge, a £1000.00 could be issued.
NB: If you are going to buy a new television set, do not give your home address if you do not have a TV licence, as this gets handed over to the BBC.

Badt guy...see the kain advice wey you dey give

[quote author=aliACCA][/quote]A friend studies there presently; she has nothing good to say about the school... plus you could Google; LSBF ranking sepreately, then Google; LSBF affiliates ranking...
You'll definitely understand without me being too obvious here

7WillyWilly: I am calling all Nigerians , Hausa,Igbo,Ijaw, Yoruba, Efik, Fulani, Berom, Benin etc, as matter of urgency to help Olumide get back to his feet.

Bros; na waste of time...even his family has given up. So why bother? Just no let am near you....cos if he bite you; e done be for you be that!!!

Sloan: I bet you are still struggling to get a pass in Poly JAMB?? Well, you sound so pained and all you could muster is 2 lines of garbage? Even a tuber of yam would do better than your sorry loser ass!

Naa.. You're not in my league; even if i were to remain standstill, you would never achieve what i have in the next 50 years... your generation might come close to achieving it but given the IQ of your lineage; i seriously doubt it!!!
Go play with your toys kid...stay away from poppa's borrowed computer!!!

aliACCA: HELLO nairalanders(if that's appropriate), my name is ali brimah mohammed from Ghana , a finally year student in University of Ghana studying poilitical science,though i am a Yoruba(omo yoba ). Actually, i ve been a silent observer and admirer of this page for some months now if not mistaking a year. I have really enjoyed some of the fruitful discussions and tips on this website particularly this page and few others. the likes of Justwise(though i mistakenly took for an English word wrote in my vocab book ) and few others including those reading my post.
Let me go straight to the point from here, i intend to study ACCA+MBA in 2015 God willing after my national service. I need an advice on this and a list of high profile schools that offer this combination in UK or Canada. Preferably, i have London school of business and Finance(LSBF) in mind. I was in London during december and visited the school in Holborn.

Please need an advice no matter how irrelevant it may sound

Google MBA's plus ACCA degree... i think Oxford Brookes offers something similar to what LSBF is offering...
Personally i wouldn't recommend LSBF to anyone.....It should be your very last option!!

fckyourman: Barclays is the best.

Really? Can you please tell us why it's better?