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@Ebony-Silk

Since when did being gentle become a female trait? Abeg you have to tell me the other one what do you mean by trying to keep it to yourself?


[size=2pt]Mrs who? ma ko ba mi ooh we both know what we doing is wrong don't forget to put your ring back on lol[/size]

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=248761.msg3639147#msg3639147 date=1237949627]I can name 2 things feminine about you. . . . and I'm not complaining  


[size=2pt]What could I possibly do to myself?  [/size][/quote]And they are what if i may ask ooh?

[size=2pt]Search me lol! I don't do married women se do you want to get me killed?[/size]

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=248761.msg3639107#msg3639107 date=1237948616]None? lies

[size=2pt]Can you like change your location. A distress to my state of mind[/size][/quote]I am so sincere with it.

[size=2pt]If Mrs A-40 should catch you i would not be held responsible for whatever happens ooh[/size]

Y'all did not miss Rose Kirk Hinrich did pretty well albeit against a Pistons missing Hamilton,Wallace,McDyess and A.I

And what's with Arenas dude should get on the court already if i signed a 111 million $$ contract for 6 years i would play on crutches or a wheelchair if i hard to damnit!!

Madam actually they mean soccer

Where are Lyon and Fiorentina now? and the other team Steaua Bucharest

Says who?

millco88:
Ethiopians are baddddd. They shouldn't be compared to West Africans.

Word!!

ibigod:
in what way are the ethiopians bad

Just pray you don't enter their trap you might not escape alive but seriously they have got perfect skin at least the ones i have seen and their tetas are so symmetrical its not even funny

@Ebony-silk
Ko si nkan kan i'm good

This is Ludacris

ibigod:
when was the last time you visites Ethiopia? coz you sound so confidence

I have dated one  

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=252737.msg3638911#msg3638911 date=1237943350]See why I loff this dude  [/quote]I plead the Fifth  

None.Lol first its feminine things then you get in touch with your feminine side and the next stage is just disaster

@topic
Naah that's a big time fallacy Ghanian women ain't all that they don't have better bodies than Nigerians but if there is any country in Africa that would give Naija girls a run for their money its them Ethiopian Mamacitas they are sizzling  

switch47:
There are no weak teams in the UCL quarter finals----Porto has won it b4!! Arsenal is capable of winning it

Soulja boy Tell em

dayokanu:
In this seasons CL, we hve played 8 games won 6 drawn 2. Scoring 24 goals in the process. I bet all the teams were Kwara united abi. TYPICAL GAYYNER!!!!

Out of those 24 goals 12 was scored against a grade B Lisbon side so let it rest will ya?

Anelka has never really been a factor in big games involving the big 4 the only hope for Chelsea in that attack is Drogba if he ismotivated then Chelsea have a chance but if not then y'all have officially been chopped and screwed

bawomolo:
what you don't understand is that Joakim Noah brings energy to the game. That energy would bring great results again pau gasol in the playoffs

Abeg Noch was more high energy why did you trade him? we need a center that can post up so we don't have to rely on just Dirk for P and R's

bawomolo:
Derrick rose is out with an hand injury. the enemies of progress have struck
at least he is on the field, how do you think the knicks feel about eddy curry who doesn't even play at all.

I think you should be referring to Kirk Hinrich and not us

Anyone there is better than Dampier we might as well take to the court with 4 men that dude brings nothing

chamotex:
Bruv, I had my own match to play. Just got back from a long layoff so I needed the game.

The real fans on this thread know themselves. Win or Lose - If I'm available, I'm always here.

Lol its all to the good it was just weird how empty the place was that day i can't remember one occasion when that has ever happened this season

chamotex:
United sometimes jst like to do things the hard way.
I always knew we would drop points. The good thing is we can still afford to lose even 2 more games this season and still clinch the title.
Liverpool will definately drop points along the way.
To me, Chelsea still pose the biggest threat to our title hopes and it made me feel better when they lost to Spurs at the weekend.

This Chelsea have no width and have been barely scraping through results since Hiddink arrived,Liverpool is the team to be worried about.Gba be ski

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3638649#msg3638649 date=1237938332]Don't mind A-40, . . . . . .
When United went on a run of 11 league victories on the trot, there were times no one was on the Manc. thread.
How can a freak loss to Fulham make United fans desert the champions thread??
The last time i checked, we are still 1 point ahead with a GAME IN HAND. . . . .Never mind the 3 titles we have won already this season.

Chelsea, Arsenal and Liverpool would envy United's title haul this season already.
Tell u what. . . . . .It is still possible for Chelsea-Arsenal-Liverpool to finish TROPHYLESS this season like they did last season.
I am proud to say that does not apply to Man Utd.

Cracking up? I didn't crack up when Chelsea tied United on points last season with 2 games to go.
The force is with Man Utd. . . . .The squad is too strong to capitulate like Arsenal. [/quote]Yeah Yeah Yeah tell us what we have not heard before but after all the noise about quintuples wouldn't it be a shame if y'all ended up with just the Carling Cup?

JeSoul:
Kai see insult

Its the bitter truth that dude is a very whack ball player! He also needs to get rid of that head band i mean real ball players like Lebron,Jason Terry,Carmelo Anthony and co. are wearing head bands and Erick Dampier is wearing head bands with them

JeSoul:
I would not be suprised if he were sending them offseason freebies Both of them will be involved in many controversial calls come playoff time. I'm just waiting to see what papa stern does about it.

I am not sure he would do much especially if its not blatant but lets see how it goes

JeSoul:
Abeg it was forgetable jare we want mad dunks, fancy skipping to the lous, cross-court passes and interceptions, impossible half-court threes, free throw line drama etc . . . _{and preferably with the players wearing green and white uniforms}

Huh this is the NBA Finals here not All-Star weekend mad dunks and cross-court passes ke? The Spurs are not a championship team because of that style of play

JeSoul:
PHX self is on a mini-streak . . . guess Shaq's not done yet lol. I still think ya'll gon get that 8th spot but I just fear for ya'll facing the Lakers as a reward

I have not written the Suns off yet ooh! If we finish 8th we might as well not bother to go for the playoffs they still whooped our ass without Bynum so i don't know how we would fare when he gets back as for Shaq i think he is trying to catch Abdul-Jabbar and M.J which is very unlikely but he is fifth all time now i think thats what's driving him because i am sure in his heart of hearts he knows he can't win anymore rings

Moyola:
@ d mo, itz bkuz sum1 dear to me supports it!

This your spelling na die

@chamotex
Where were you on Saturday??  

superstan:
@ sauron,

is this fa conspiracy?

brad friedel's red card has been rescinded which means he will display his heroics at old trafford in a fortnight.

it's certainly a squeaky bum time for ferguson, don't you think?

Naah bruv that red card was dodgy Friedel didn't deserve to be sent off  .Now is a good time for y'all to get buckwild  

Cristalz:
@A-40
Free your mind dude.  .  .are you always on your thread on matchdays? Some people have full lives outside NL you know.  .  .besides it ain't like all Mancs are always here even when we're winning.

  Fergie had better fix whatever's ailing the team real quick so some vermins can get back to their previously boring lives Thank God for the Internationals this weekend.  .  .just hope nobody else picks up an injury.

 Knowing we'll have less than 48 hours between our game against Villa and against Porto is just a tad scary.

Ohh please Mami save us the narrative.I don't sit at home and watch games all by myself i would be bored to death i'd rather chill at a nice bar with rival fans and shout till my throat gets sore we all have lives outside NL some more than others but the bottom line is it was just fun seeing not one single Manc during and after the game come on if that happened to us you would taunt us also wouldn't you?

Simple! Its because he is yet to win any major title

@bawomolo
Long throat! Brandon Bass ko Tony Soprano ni!

@tkb417
Bros leave story for tortoise as at matchday on saturday this place was emptier than the Garden of Eden y'all became David Copperfield and vanished it only goes to show how many of you people would be left in real crisis situations after all una bragado your team was in orbit but now y'all are back in the real world .Don't worry about ten points a draw and a loss would cut it to five

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3634056#msg3634056 date=1237851384]His average goals per game is appaling. . . . .Van Persie is overrated.
I cannot believe Van Persie hasn't scored 15 league goals in a midfield as creative as Arsenal's.
As wack as Adebayor is in front of goal, he banged 30 goals for Arsenal. Torres in Van Rapist's position would be scoring 50 a season EASILY.[/quote]Lemme show you his stats

http://www.arsenal.com/first-team/players/robin-van-persie

Do the math RVP's number is not as bad as you are painting it to be

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3634056#msg3634056 date=1237851384]But David Healy is wack for his club.
Berbatov has shown considerable consistency in his clubs and country. . . . .That is the point i am trying to make.
Apart from Rooney and Ronaldo, Berbatov is the most creative player in the Premiership for the past 3 seasons.
His assists/goals stats is SCARY!!![/quote]Berba was shyte till he joined Tottenham if you noticed my initial argument i said RVP has been better this season so far and it ain't a lie his assists and goals in all competitions beats Berba and now we know RVP's true capabilities without injuries

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3634056#msg3634056 date=1237851384]So you are justifying his 12 goals in 4 years for Holland as a striker??
Thatz 3 goals per year average for his country. . . . . .That is poor by all standards.
Berbatov >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Van Rapist.[/quote]How many games where played in those four years? about 8 or so? so since when did 3 goals in 8 games become a bad ratio knowing fully well he is played as a winger and not a top marksman for Holland.Stop this bias i am sure if Utd signed Garba Lawal you would argue he is better than Roberto Carlos  

Its not your fault if y'all where not given Kwara Utd (Sporting Lisbon) in the last round your mouth would not be drawing like viscous ogbono soup

allboyz:
Walcot out for 4wks - sad

Naah bruv thats bad data Theo should be back in a jiffy

[url]http://www.premierleague.com/page/Headlines/0,,12306~1600715,00.html[/url]

Cristalz:
@A-40
Dude no teacher would ever teach you to spell ''screw'' in spelling class, abi na which kin' school you go? Anywayz in T-Pain's lingo, it's ''skrewed''.

And, Berba is a super-model.  .  .better than Bentley. Just skip the predatory-looking eyes and Berba is perfecto

@Brash
Ewww!
Dude control your imagination.  .  .I'm sure it's you in the licking part, not me

Haba get your mind outta the gutter Missy whatever happened to screwdriver and other words like that
Lol please ask T-Pain for his SAT scores they must be sub 1000 with spelling like that vocoder technology and Akon saved his life

As for who looks better in Berba and Bentley i would seek the opinion of a neutral female without any club affiliations your vote was dodgy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3633987#msg3633987 date=1237849534]African Pele is immense. . . . .Watch this space next season when he starts hitting the net for United.

Says who?? Van Persie is shit.

Conveniently forgetting Van Rapist takes corners and indirect freekicks that Mr Turkey(Bendtner) nods in every now and then.
We are talking about assists made from OPEN PLAY not overall assists. Berbatov does not take freekicks or corners so gimme the stats of the assists copped by Van Rapist from OPEN PLAY.

So whose fault is it that Wenger bought a SAHA from Holland??
Van Persie is yet to score 20 GOALS in one season in his whole career as a striker. . . . .FACT!!!!!
For Holland, he has only scored 12 goals in 35 appearances compared to Berbatov's 41 goals for Bulgaria(a team weaker than Holland technically).[/quote]Duhh it simply means RVP has more range to his game quit twisting stats to suit your fancy is it my fault that Berba-sloth is no good at dead balls? Abeg save the narrative

Why not calculate how many games he averages and his goals likewise that would help you understand his quality better
Are you high? David Healy has a similar ratio for Northern Ireland he must be better than Maradona based on your analogy
Please name 2 decent players in Bulgaria besides Berbatov you must have forgotten Stoichkov,Letchkov and Balakov are all retired
Compare it to Les Oranjes that have the likes of Kuyt,Robben,Ruud van Horseface,Sneijder and the rest of the gang only a naive fan would expect RVP to monopolize goal scoring

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=251913.msg3633871#msg3633871 date=1237847228]Yeppp. . . .

esp when it has pink linings and bows.
and why not?[/quote]You ask too many questions Missy

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3633874#msg3633874 date=1237847284]U must be high on cheap Bolivian weed. . . . .
How can u compare RVP to Dimitar Berbatov in terms of creativity??
He has scored his own share of goals with several assists from OPEN PLAY. . . .
Let it be known this is his 1st season with new team-mates who are still adjusting to his style of play.

Berba >>>>>>>> RVP.[/quote]You must be a mole or maybe you just used to skip Maths class back in them days  
In the Prem alone RVP has 9 goals and 10 assists that assists figure is probably higher than Carrick,Scholes,Anderson,Giggs and Fletcher combined   he even shades Berba-sloth in both departments this season so he has been more creative than Berbatov without a doubt so your theory is false my friend

RVP >>>>>>> Berba-sloth

MrCrackles:
RVP is different class, miles better than BERBA-SLUG!

Or Berba-Sloth!! LOL

[quote author=~Sauron~ link=topic=247928.msg3633915#msg3633915 date=1237847991]Van Persie?? He has never scored 12 league goals in his entire professional career.
A fully fit Manucho is better than Van Persie. [/quote]How many appearances has he had is what you are supposed to be asking he gets injured for 3-4 months per season so what do you expect?
Manucho ko Muchacho ni and please stop calling him Black Pele! Pele was not white  

Cristalz:
LOL
You're not serious.

First, it's 'chopped and s[b]k[/b]rewed'

  Second, RVP has been around much longer than Berba so your comparison ain't fair. As for Bendtner, he tends to get lucky shots whereas Berba is pure premeditated skill and class when he does his thing.
  True he is coming along slower than United fans expect, but we can't just write him off 'cos we all know his killer instincts exist. He has proven that, and the dude stands around a lot less than he did when he first got to OT.
Problem now is why he sometimes acts like he is tired of playing pro soccer and would rather go into full-time modeling

That was not how i was taught to spell my screw in spelling class ooh!!

So now you know RVP has been around much longer why did you not say that the first time?And lets be fair on Bendtner he has scored some great goals that have been wonderfully orchestrated by RVP the choir-master  

He thinks he is a super-model just like David Bentley

[quote author=Ebony-Silk link=topic=251913.msg3633791#msg3633791 date=1237846177]Abiodun, how you take know?

How do you wear yours? [/quote]Its classy on you chics now matching drawers are a huge turn-on.I am a dude my wife-beater and boxer shorts do not have to match

Cristalz:
Berbatov delivers guys, abeg let him be. He is not very consistent, but are your players any better? Berba rocks jo

Little bit of news I just read. . . Rooney's facing only a match ban, A.Villa. And, the ref said Roon didn't insult him so no further charges will be pressed or whatever way they put the language.
Also Dowd said he didn't see Roon punch the corner flag on his way off the pitch, so that's going to slide too. Makes me wonder kinda, but. . .lemme just be thankful that the situ's not worse than this.

So no Vida, Rooney, Scholes, Berbatov. Jeez. Nani, Ando and co just have to totally up their respective games now; no time for silly mistakes and selfish displays. Team needs a serious boost.

Lol wetin you for talk before? Berbatov is yet to deliver for Utd and you and i know it an odd goal here and there does not mean he has delivered and yes you used a very key word he is not very consistent consistency is what got y'all to where you are today so for how much longer can you deal with his inconsistency?
RVP has been better than Berba this season even our Danish Giraffe i dare say has been more productive in front of goal Berbatov's chopped and screwed old school cadillac style is not what got y'all the double last season

English refs are still partially scared of Rooney how could he miss such blatant manhandling of the corner flag by Wazza on his way out when we all know he is good at transferring his aggression on non living things especially after a red card

Its not entirely necessary but its classy

tocdee:
So Gerrard led a troop of Spurs fans to assault Lampard. That's simply spittle. He won the MVP as a CM in the UCL. The next year Rafa converted him to an AM, thus raising his goals per season from 8's to 20's. With Mascherano and Alonso, why does he need to play there when Liverpool play 4-2-3-1?

On a lighter mood, this poem was written by a UTD fan to Berbatov on Redcafe:

Oh Berbatov
You're just so slick
But please don't stand there like a pr*ick
When we haven't got the ball
You don't do very much at all.

Oh Berbatov
When you first came
People on the caf all raised their game
And their glasses, and some their cocks
But please get in the fu*king box.

I've not stopped laughing since.

Thats the billie dollar question.Real fans can tell the difference between the General and a Private or Lieutenant like someone said previously Football Manager has really caused serious confusion in the nomenclature of midfielders Ibime is even calling Gerrard a second striker a la Van Persie and Rooney lol i laugh in Guatemalan

As for the Berbatov poem that was mad funny we all know the lanky and non-chalant Bulgarian was a bit over-priced for 30 millie he is not your game on the line player like Tevez was last year