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Politics › Re: 2023: Primate Ayodele Names Politicians Who Can Be Nigeria’s Next President, VP by Abemy(m): 8:52am On Dec 28, 2021

adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/2023:-Primate-Ayodele-names-politicians-who-can-be-Nigerias-next-president-VP

This is not prophecy, but personal predictions.

If it were prophecy, he would have named the person to win.

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Family › Re: Dear Married Men, How Do You Cope With Sex Starvation by Abemy(m): 10:26am On Dec 11, 2021

Gaggii:
I must confess, the only challenge in my marriage is sex, I was not a masturbator as a bachelor because I have girls around me, if one no come another go show, but as a married man have turned a chronic masturbator because my wife is always complaining that she is tired.

I would gotten a side chick, but I had a second thought because the consequence will affect my home financially.

Am just so fed up.

If you are married and in same shoe, how have you being coping

Are you sure you do satisfy her anytime she allow you sex?

A married woman complained to me in my DM that she is almost done with her marriage due to the husband's inexperience in sex related matters, she said the man is a 3 minutes man. She said she was always agry, when the husband make some advances at her, knowing fully well, that he will not satisfy her.

After giving her some tips, she thanked me the following morning for saving her marriage, that the husband gave her 200% satisfaction.

Ensure you are satisfying your wife, and she will be craving for more.

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Forum Games › Re: IQ Test: Can You Answer It? by Abemy(m): 12:02pm On Dec 06, 2021

Amotolongbo:
Johny

Johny’s Father definitely has Johny as one of his five children.

Johny is the 5th son.

Romance › Re: Don't Wanna Lose My Current Relationship by Abemy(m): 11:42am On Dec 06, 2021

Jayzel:
I've been dating my beautiful damsel for over 6 years now (2015), she has been financially supportive to me when things were so rough for me untill now things are a bit balance, since when our relationship kickoff we have never fought for once, we do argue most~times and later in the day we settle it inside our bedroom at night, she's so respectful and honest to both me and my family members.

There's a pretty damsel working in a UBA bank close to my residencial area here in Oniru Lekki, when I do return every~day from my working place I do branch at the bank to save some money in my account, the lady is my favourite cashier so I do give her the money and take my leave, so later in the day she will transfer the money into my account without no delay at all. But yesterday she called me on phone that she wanted us to hang out together (today being sunday) that all bills & expenses on her. I'm seriously confused now.

I still love my current girlfriend and i don't wanna hurt her feeling's, plz help out peers.

Go there and tell her your mind, if she is adamant, text your girl to show up immediately at the Hangout venue. Tell her to tell your girl the same thing she told you.

If she mess up, report her to the bank manager or better still, tell it to one of her male and female colleague each, in the bank and she will ever avoid you.

But if you can not turn her down this way, she will keep trying her luck till she destroy you and your relationship.

Family › Re: Could He Have Ulterior Motives By Disagreeing To This? Should I Opt Out? by Abemy(m): 6:33pm On Dec 04, 2021

Mercychen:
Hi fam.

Something has been bothering me of late and leaving me emotionally and mentally stressed and drained for the past weeks and I'm cut between the devil and the deep blue sea.

There's this bro we're trying to see if we can work things out. though, I never really wanted anything relationship again or at least for now until I'm decided later in the future on what I really want for myself.

Before, I delve into the main discuss , let
me quickly highlight how it all started.

Some months back, My publisher came to deliver the books I ordered for. So while sorting the books, he just got teasing me like " Babes, na wa o. What's up with your romantic life now?. I've never seen you pulling with anyone. It's always work, biz Money money money I see you pursuing. Lol... I just told him, guy, free me abeg and I went on counting the books at the boot of his car.

He now walked up to me and said, on a more serious note, what is happening? So I told him it's a personal choice cos I dont have the strength for relationship brouhaha now. He agreed with me that truly its not easy and even as a married man, he too feels the heat but the good thing is, he married in the Lord. So I should choose wisely from among the brethren.

So he said, he has this family friend, an eligible bachelor, who wants a decent lady and I'm the one that comes to mind each time the guy mentions it because since he's be dealing with me, he can vouch that I'm a very honest, hard-working and decent lady. So he would want the bro to have me.
That was how I got to meet bro.

Now fastforward to the main reason of this post.
There was this particular day we tripped out to cool off and discuss about US. So we got talking and planning on how to build our home in a way that we will not be caught unawares with some setbacks and unplanned responsibilities. So the issue of children came up and I suggested we have only one, which he reluctantly accepted after much convincing. So we tried to look at ways we can maintain that decision and I suggested a vasectomy. citing the possibilities of health risks (as a result of mismatches ) and failures that might occur if the family planning is done on me but with vasectomy, no issues. He looked me in the eyes and said, "my darling" no!

I was dumbfounded.... And became a little worried because, if he has no plans of having more children, why would he kick against the idea of a vasectomy?

If we are going to be one and follow one course, why shying away from a plan that will benefit us as a couple and a family?

Could it be, he only agreed to have one with me and plans to have more else where?
Is vasectomy a life threatening condition?

I was still trying to wrap my head around his refusal, when he said, it will be done on you ( the family planning). That instant, I felt all alone, like im on my own. So I told him I needed to cool off, and he said feel free.
I left the tent and went to the waters prentending to be playing with the water. He came and dragged me out of the water. we strolled without a word and I asked him to take me home. He did.

He called when he got home. I was cold to him so, he promised to call again but since then Ive refused to pick his calls or reply his texts.

The big question is ..
WHY DID HE BLUNTLY REFUSE A VASECTOMY?

COULD HE HAVE ULTERIOR MOTIVES?

IS IT NOT BETTER TO OPT OUT NOW THAN PRETEND I DIDN'T GET THE MESSAGE AND END UP IN REGRETS?

WHAT DOES IT MEAN WHEN A MAN KICKS AGAINST VASECTOMY?

Your fears are as good as his.
He also feels you have an ulterior motive, maybe to abandone him in later days.

Personally I would not take that risk, what if something wrong happen to the lone child, like if he or she dies prematurely, can you garantee that isn't gonna happen?And if that happens, you will remarry another, that's his fear too, don't be selfish in reasoning, put yourself in his shoes too.

What advise can you give to your brother who confide in you, that his wife to be is suggesting same?

My dear, that suggestion of yours is a very complex decision to make, implants in women make them dizzy and weak, it makes them have spotting almost all the time. It affects the well bring of the woman, but I will advise you use a reversible method, in case something goes wrong, or better still, like Ini Edo, you can froz some eggs for future use. Discuss it with him.

Celebrities › Re: Surrogacy: Ini Edo Welcomes First Child - A Daughter by Abemy(m): 3:07pm On Dec 03, 2021*

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??

Ladies, if your blood group has a minus sign (A-, B-, O- etc), be careful.

Being pregnant for a partner with a plus sign on his blood group (A+, B+, O+, etc) could cause problems for your future pregnancies.

In other words, ladies should always check their rhesus factor compatibility to that of their male counterpart before starting to have sexual affirs with them.

This is the reason for birthing the first child and then, having series of miscarriage afterwards, or if not fortunately, having series of miscarriages after a still birth, abortion, or normal birth.

Rhojam injection could be taken if you are aware of your status within 72 hours.

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Romance › Re: "I Texted Him First" A Nigerian Lady Narrates HowShe Met Her Husband On Facebook by Abemy(m): 1:35am On Dec 03, 2021

Emaprince:
Do not rule out the possibility of your acquaintance being a yahoo boy o. Dem plenty dey roam every social media sites.

I asked her to explain how to close her students/pupils' attendance register for the week or term, but it seems she don't even know what I am talking about, she was rather talking of lesson plan, that also shows she is not a teacher.

Romance › Re: "I Texted Him First" A Nigerian Lady Narrates HowShe Met Her Husband On Facebook by Abemy(m): 8:52pm On Dec 02, 2021

Soljaboi44:
A Nigerian lady identified as Annabella Joseph has taken to a Facebook group known as Rant HQ Extension to narrates how she slided to a guy's DM, calling him her crush and subsequently get married to him

Read her story below

Congratulations

https://www./157878258376995/permalink/1111714859659992/

That's how a lady slided into my DM last week Wednesday, I thought she was interested in my ERONASTIC ALPHA STONE that treat contagious diseases, but no, she was looking for love.

She didn't do her checks very well and was wooing a married man with three kids. I took her for a Yahoo guy, using a lady's picture to confuse errotic men. She never asked where I am from, in short, she never asked me anything about me. That made me suspicious.

To Know her intentions I played along, I asked her if we met in a group, she said she saw me from "people you may know"
I enquired if she was in a relationship she said no. I asked her what she would want from her man, she said "fear of God, love and care" I asked what she can offer, she said "peace" I pressed further, what if the man already have peace, she couldn't answer any of my questions satisfactory.

In the second day of chatting, I asked to visit her in the school she claims to be a teacher, she agreed but later refused to be visited in the school or her home, I suggested a hotel and she hurriedly accented. My Yahoo suspicion grew bigger, when I fixed 5pm but she said 9pm was better as she would come after Friday evening church program. Hmmmmmm.

To confirm if she was a man or a lady, I video called, she claimed not to have data to answer my call, I asked for her full picture photograph from hair to toe, she refused. I confronted her that she was fake, she tried all she could to prove me wrong, but refused video calls, and insisted I call her using the number she sent me, or add her on WhatsApp, I didn't want her to get my number and I refused. The video calls I send her were on messenger.

She started professing love I told her I am a married man who had never cheated and never intends to cheat on his wife.
I advised her to try her luck else where. I also encourage her to serve God if she wants to, or leave it if she doesn't want to, but visiting a man after church program, a man you never see or know in a hotel room, not in an open resturant, is not godly.

Op, your girl in the story made me believe the lady in my DM was real, but she was in a wrong place.

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Business › Re: How Do I Get My Money From Debtors Without Involving The Police? by Abemy(m): 12:52pm On Nov 30, 2021

AbelAbdul:
Good morning everyone.

I was here on this platform in 2019 seeking for advice concerning Transportation business.
I eventually went into the business and it was a sad experience. You can read my previous threads for more information on the business.

After the collapsed of the transportation business, I venture into money lending business.

I lend money to people with the hope to get a refund with interests.

Since 2019 I went into the business, I have lent money to over 20 people and only 5 have refund the money.

Those 5 people who refunded the money, it was a fight before the refund.

Before I lend money to people, I make them sign T & C documents.
Some signed the hard copy others signed the softcopy.

When it is time to pay off, they refuse to pay. I have called them severally. At a point I told them to pay only the capitals and forget about the interests.

At a point some will make statements like "Don't disturb me. Even Federal Government owes. It is debt not stealing".

I had made arrangement that this December I will arrest some of them.

But recently I read on this platform that the police has no right to arrest anyone over debt.

Please how can I get them refund my money without involving the police?

Police can make arrest, then charge them to court for breach of trust, and obtaining money by force pretece.

The police is not obligated to recover debt, but it's a financial crime, they can arrest.

To get your money without involving the police however, you will get a good lawyer to write these your debtors, just meet a lawyer and explain to him/her.

Cheers.

Politics › Re: Kalu Visits Nnamdi Kanu In DSS Custody, Reveals His Advise To IPOB Leader by Abemy(m): 5:26pm On Nov 29, 2021

neoclassical:
Nnamdi Kanu should change his modus Operandi in this agitation. Using extreme force has been counter-productive. Our people are dying on daily basis and the negative economic consequences are biting harder. Kanu should do away with some of his followers, who are using the current struggle to pour out their frustration through violent means. Cultists, street guys etc now see this as an opportunity to destroy and bring everyone to their level.
That Simon Ekpa is another evil who wants to destroy South East all the way from Finland. He contested an election in Finland and won, now he is living large over there, while dishing others to kill and destroy.
Simon Ekpa's plan is to keep putting Nnamdi Kanu in bad light through unknown gunmen, so that Kanu will remain in custody, while he reigns as the supreme leader. This is power play.

Unfortunately, things are beyond N Kanu's control.

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Health › Re: Does Over Stress Or Not Having Sex For Too Long Cause Erectile Dysfunction? by Abemy(m): 6:46am On Nov 29, 2021

DamnnNiggarr:
ERONASTIC ALPHA STONE.

Is it a drug??
Where can I get it?

It's a drug formulated inform of a stone tablet.

It can be way bill to you Nationwide.

Health › Re: Does Over Stress Or Not Having Sex For Too Long Cause Erectile Dysfunction? by Abemy(m): 6:13pm On Nov 28, 2021

DamnnNiggarr:
Does Excessive Stressing Or Staying Away From Sex For Too Long, Causes Erectile Dysfunction?

I wanted to create a new moniker for this thread but later changed my mind in order to continue with this my main Monika, because I see no importance/reason for creating a new moniker. Please you guys should not insult nor comment negatively on this thread. I know that topics similar to this have been created on this forum but I really want an answer and also a special advice towards achieving a permanent solution. I've browsed the internet about it, but it seems most of the sites I visited were only interested on advertising their products.

Lately, I've been overstressing my self, I combine three things in a day which means combining studies, business and family which makes me to always be on the road every minute of the day, I shuttle between Anambra, Enugu and Bayelsa, most of the time, if I can't find some of the goods I'm looking for in Onitsha, I travel to Lagos or Aba to get them which will be way-billed to my wife in Bayelsa so that she can sale them, and all these make me to be away from home for too long especially my studies.

so, on 18-11-2021, I decided to visit home, it was the day that terrible accident occured at upper iweka, Onitsha. But I got home, and I observed that I can't have an erection, even if it manages to erect, I can't hold the erection for too long, this thing kept happening until my wife couldn't take it anymore and she suggested we see a doctor, on getting to the hospital, the doctor asked me what I do for a living (what I do in my every day life) and I told him, he also asked how often do I visit home, I told him that it takes longer period before I visit home. He suggested that I should get some rest and stay away from too much stress, and also visit home regularly in order to be having regular intimacy with my wife, because staying away for too long from it can also have a negative effect on sexual life. But I told him that, stressing my self is how I put food on my table and that's also how I've been able to pass my exams even right from my undergraduate days.

The doctor made mention of Stress, which I'm fully aware of it's negative effect on sexual health, but staying away from intimacy for too long, does that also cause erectile dysfunction? even the internet didn't mention anything concerning Staying Away from intimacy for too long. I know that most men are down with this particular issue but are too shy/ashame to speak up.

please Nairalanders, how else do I overcome this disgraceful and shameful predicament?
all advice would be highly appreciated.

lalasticlala Seun Sissy3 dominique

The Doctor was 100% correct.

A Doctor told me that before.

You don't need treatment, for you have no problem.

Any time you intend to visit home, four days to the visiting day, chew one bitter kola and two date fruits daily.

You will be happy you did. But if after doing this, the issue persist, that's when ERONASTIC ALPHA STONE comes in, call 07044547193

If you have not treated malaria for a long time, it can cause it. When last did you deworm? Amoebic dysentery can cause that, and all of these can be taken care of, by the ERONASTIC ALPHA STONE.

Try it and thank me later.

Crime › Re: Pregnant Woman Crushes Husband’s Testicles Over Infidelity by Abemy(m): 6:01pm On Nov 28, 2021

Kilotat:
He can still get an erection but can never father a child ever again. He is very Lucky she didnt temper with his penis at all, that man should leave his wife and carry his child along ASAP.... Check My Signature

Can a dead person get an erection?
The died on the spot.

Family › Re: His Manhood Is Too Big – Divorce Seeking Woman Tells Zamfara Sharia Court by Abemy(m): 7:36am On Nov 27, 2021

adenigga:
Source: https://dailypost.ng/His-manhood-is-too-big-Divorce-seeking-woman-tells-court

The man is not skillful, he only rely on his size, that's why the whole thing was terrible.

If he had known how to use what he have, the lady will always ask for more, I can tell the wife only felt pressure from her v walls, the clit. could not be reached by the man, and as such, pressure was excerted on the walls without corresponding pleasure on the clitoris.

The woman on her part must be a novist, she will later regret her decision when she later became used to the fact that any enjoyed sex have mix feelings of pains and pleasure.

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Family › Re: I Am Confused As A Father And As Husband by Abemy(m): 11:27am On Nov 25, 2021

Iyaebe:
If this is all you've got to accuse her of infidelity then go work on your mindset because you've got no proof and evidence.

Demanding for proof and evidence just because one doesn't have, does not justify bany wrong.

People who are too fast to demand for evidence bare actually always guilty as accused.

Nairaland General › Our Attitude Determine Us As Much As We Determine Our Attitude by Abemy(op): 9:48am On Nov 22, 2021

"Don't brag about your morals until you have money to fund your temptations. So much is hidden in poverty that wealth will expose. "And don't also brag about your strengths while in wealth until you experience poverty. There is a lot hidden in wealth that poverty will expose. "But in which ever divide you find yourself, be encouraged by TIME. Know that TIME makes it impossible for situations to be permanent. Good morning & do have a pleasant week ahead.

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Politics › Re: Seyi Tinubu Governorship Campaign Poster Surfaces - Nigerians React by Abemy(m): 9:29am On Nov 22, 2021

flokii:
This is where Tinubu is getting it wrong..

His daughter is Iyaloja of Lagos
His wife is a serving senator
He himself is aspiring to become president
His son is warming up to become Lagos governor in 2023.. kilode!

Osinbajo's popularity is fast growing, Tinubu would not want to lose it all, he wan to be compensated through his son.

Nairaland General › Mazi Nnamdi Kanu’s Detention Condition At The DSS Amounts To Torture by Abemy(op): 9:38pm On Nov 20, 2021

Press Release: 18th November, 2021

Subject: Mazi Nnamdi Kanu’s detention condition at the DSS amounts to torture

Our Client, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu, has instructed us to make the following information public.

1, That despite a Court order to the contrary, the condition of his detention at the DSS headquarters in Abuja continues to be harsh, degrading and inhumane.
2, That he is solitarily confined to a very tiny cell twenty-three (23) hours of the day without access to sunlight and any social interactions whatsoever. He believes that this is aimed at inflicting extreme emotional and mental distress on him and breaking him psychologically.

3, That any detainee who encounters and greets him during the single hour he is allowed outside his cell is promptly put in solitary confinement or transferred to maximum security as a punishment for exchanging mere greetings with him. Because of this, detainees have resorted to avoiding him and exchanging salutations with him, not to talk of any other form of social interactions.

4, That since the Nigerian government extraordinarily renditioned him, he has not been allowed a change of clothing; and his Jewish prayer shawls and other religious materials brought to him by his Counsel were rejected and returned.

5, That the DSS has refused to replace his corrective glasses (lenses) which were smashed to smithereens by agents of the Nigerian government in the process of the violence they unleashed on him while abducting him in Kenya. This has led to a rapid deterioration of his sight.

6, That he is restricted to meeting with his Counsel in an atmosphere devoid of private discussions with his Counsel; and he is oftentimes denied perusal of legal documentation his Counsel brings to him to review.

7, That he is not allowed to sleep with a pillow and this has led to him developing acid reflux which comes with acute burning sensations in his chest, chest pains and extreme difficulty in swallowing.

8, That on the 17th July 2021, one of his Lawyers (the undersigned Barrister Aloy Ejimakor) was detained and interrogated for hours by the DSS when he came to the DSS on visitation to Mazi Nnamdi Kanu. Mazi Kanu, who witnessed the detention before being led away was very distressed and alarmed by this this incident and he considers it a brazen act of intimidation of his Counsel.

9, That he has, to date, been denied access to the British Consul despite her repeated requests to see him; and on the day of his last court appearance (10th November, 2021), the British Consul who was in Court to observe the proceedings was intimidated by DSS officers, who restricted her from coming close to Mazi Kanu.

10, That, to date, the DSS has denied his repeated requests for an independent medical examination to determine the extent of damage done to his body by a suspected substance he may have been injected with during this abduction and extraordinary rendition. He has reason to believe that the said injected substance is depleting the potassium content of his body, thus causing him constipation, a feeling of skipped heart beats, palpitations, fatigue, muscle weakness/spasms and numbness.

11, That in the circumstance of the forgoing, Mazi Nnamdi Kanu continues to have a persistent and heightened feeling of portent threat to his overall well-being and safety within the DSS facility where he is currently detained.
Signed:
Barrister Aloy Ejimakor
Barrister Ifeanyi Ejiofor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_5r1866USM

Health › Re: Help! My Daughter's Incurable Skin Irritation ( Disturbing Images) by Abemy(m): 10:31pm On Nov 17, 2021

QueenDilinna:
My Nairaland family,
Please help me for my daughter's case. We have done a lot, biopsy and six months constant medication and all yielded no results. All manner of traditional medicine have been prescribed. It has spread all over her body. I am emotionally drained. House please help me.

Does she feel intense heat in the body and itching?

If yes, it is what the Tiv people of Benue call "FIRE" it can be treated and in one week you will see a clear difference.

Can you tell me how it started?

Did it start from the armpits or from in-between her laps then the ears and everywhere?

If yes, it is a different poison that can be treated as well.

Talk to me.

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Family › Re: I Just Bought 12.5kg Gas At 9,250 Naira & This Happened by Abemy(m): 5:28pm On Nov 16, 2021

misterme:
And I am very very angry. Gas I used to buy 2800, then 3k, 4k, and 5k. Suddenly it jumped to 7500 and now (today) 9250 in Port Harcourt. I am very very angry. Let no one here disturb me with nonsense news about Buhari and his nonsense South Africa Trade fair and nonsense. No cross me today o. I fit beat person

The gas finished yesterday. I told my wife that yesterday that I will buy the gas today because I needed to get to work and somehow raise money to augment what I have to be able to buy the gas. I told her to use the kerosene stove that yesterday and this morning. Guess her reply? She said she can't use kerosene even for a day. That even her Mum in the village does not use kerosene stove. She said a few other unprintable things.
For the sake of my 3 children I still had to buy the gas today.

I had not eaten in my house for a month now. The reason is that she said that they money I gave her for upkeep in October was not enough (I give her 62.5% of my monthly salary every month for our home upkeep). As a result she refused to give me food from around the middle of the month when she said the money had finished. She cooked for herself and the children (possibly from her own salary). When I gave her upkeep money for this month I told her not bother keeping food for me so that the money will go far enough. That's where we are till now. I have no intention of ever eating her food until she acknowledges that she was wrong and apologizes.

Now I know this WON'T happen. She will rather die than admit she's wrong or apologize. This is why I know that the mistake of a marriage is heading for the rocks and I am ready for it. Nonsense and ingredients. I have endured this nonsense for 15 years. I am done. Anything whe won happen tomorrow, make e happen today.

Family › Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by Abemy(m): 3:52pm On Nov 15, 2021*

Juliusmomoh:
I don't even know the right section to post this..

I lost my uncle some days ago and we put him into the mortuary. Our plan to buried him by january...

What brought about thread is that the mortuary attendant called us to take our corpse on the ground that he fight with the other corpse there.

We went there early morning yesterday to comfirm ourselves. What our eye see mouth no fit talk... E shock us.

He fought other corpse there. He even hang some on the window Attendant don beat him tire, they will still wake up in the morning and see other corpse scatterd and only him enjoying the room.

We where told maybe he's a cultist or he's in some spritual stuff before he died..

They ask us to take him away but we don't want to bury him now due to some family issues. You know.

Please exprience nairalanders, what do you suggest to do now to him?

There is a specie of cassava,hausas call it "Danwari" if you get it, put it on his bed in the mortuary, he will never get up, plant it on the four corners of his grave when he is buried, otherwise, he will still torment you people after burial.

I know a man who was going to his debtors' houses to demand for reimbursement while still in the mortuary, he attended his on wake keep and people who knew him deserted the compound. He broke his grave, a new one was dug before he was buried.

Put "Danwari" on his bed, plant it on his grave.

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Family › Re: My Uncle's Corpse Fights Other Corpses In The Mortuary: What Should We Do? by Abemy(m): 3:44pm On Nov 15, 2021

Juliusmomoh:
I don't even know the right section to post this..

I lost my uncle some days ago and we put him into the mortuary. Our plan to buried him by january...

What brought about thread is that the mortuary attendant called us to take our corpse on the ground that he fight with the other corpse there.

We went there early morning yesterday to comfirm ourselves. What our eye see mouth no fit talk... E shock us.

He fought other corpse there. He even hang some on the window Attendant don beat him tire, they will still wake up in the morning and see other corpse scatterd and only him enjoying the room.

We where told maybe he's a cultist or he's in some spritual stuff before he died..

They ask us to take him away but we don't want to bury him now due to some family issues. You know.

Please exprience nairalanders, what do you suggest to do now to him?

Take him to another mortuary and buy enough cannabis for the attendants, let them burn it every evening, and morning, it will calm his spirit down. But it must be burnt in large quantities.

I am speaking from experience in a similar situation in one general hospital mortuary.

Nairaland General › Gambling Is Unscrupulous by Abemy(op): 7:01pm On Nov 14, 2021

James appeared in a market in port Harcourt and announced to the villagers that he would buy monkeys for 200,000/- each.
The villagers seeing that there were many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought many of them at 200,000/- and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their effort. He further announced that he would now buy at 300,000/-
This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished even further and people started going back to their farms.

The offer increased to 400,000/- each and the supply of monkeys became so little that it was an effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch it!
The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at 1,000,000/-! However, since he had to go to Lagos on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.
In the absence of the man, the assistant told the villagers. "Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that the man has collected. I will sell them to you at 800,000/- and when the man returns from the city, you can sell them to him for 1,000,000/- each." The villagers lined up with all their savings and bought all the monkeys.
Then they never saw this cunning man or his assistant ever again, only monkeys everywhere!

*That’s how sports betting, online business, 9aijabet, nairabet, merrybet, giver's forum, Quails farming and pyramid schemes work, etc

*Desist from engaging in such unscrupulous schemes*.

Politics › Re: 1500 Cows Killed In Air Strike In Taraba by Abemy(m): 8:58pm On Nov 12, 2021*

dre11:
https://dailytrust.com/1500-cows-killed-in-air-strike-in-taraba

Anybody who believe this news will also believe if told his/her mother is/was a man.

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Romance › Re: 4 Ex Girlfriends Left Me With The Same Story, I Am Confused by Abemy(m): 9:30am On Nov 12, 2021

Kingsley123456:
Couldn't concentrate on my exams, I can't stop thinking about her..

Try to find out one of those pastors involved and visit them unannounced.

Present one of those girls as the one you want to marry, hear what the pastor will tell you, then you can take it up from there.

Plead with them to link you up with those pastors.

Mean while, has your manhood not been used for money rituals, or are you sure you have not been sacrificed to something by someone?

Think about it.

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Romance › Re: 4 Ex Girlfriends Left Me With The Same Story, I Am Confused by Abemy(m): 9:23am On Nov 12, 2021

Kingsley123456:
Couldn't concentrate on my exams, I can't stop thinking about her..

Politics › Re: Tordue Henry Salem: Missing Vanguard Reporter Found Dead In Abuja by Abemy(m): 9:02am On Nov 12, 2021

doggedfighter:
Tears in my eyes.

I had high hopes.

I thought he would be found alive to write his own story.

This is a depressing news.

Nigeria and blood shed.

Buhari is a terrorist.

Official one at that.

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Politics › Re: Malami Named In $139m Bank Transfer Fraud by Abemy(m): 8:50am On Nov 12, 2021

Abujason:
https://punchng.com/malami-named-in-139m-bank-transfers-reps-fault-process/

After this tenure, many would want to apologise to Mrs. Madueke.

Mean while

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Politics › Another Supreme Court Governor Loading In The South East? by Abemy(op): 6:38pm On Nov 08, 2021

There was no Election in Anambra, Supreme Court will decide Obiano's successor - APC

https://www.spynigeria.ng/2021/11/08/there-was-no-election-in-anambra-supreme-court-will-decide-obianos-successor-apc/

Christianity Etc › Re: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by Abemy(m): 10:41am On Nov 08, 2021

TiglathPILESER:
abeg go rest no be say you jam satanic priest in collar you come call pastor...abeg oo abi make up stories

Truth is that, we don't know the source of these our pastors. That's the only thing sustaining their satanic ministries, if people Know, they will back off.

If I hadn't seen, may be his prayers (incantations) works for me, I will start recommending him to people, but thank God I now know better.

Christianity Etc › Re: She Wants Me To Leave Catholic Church Before She Can Marry Me by Abemy(m): 12:52pm On Nov 07, 2021

KoladeChris24:
I have this girl who is the only one I love, but she said she can never attend catholic church.

I told her it's not an issue - that as my wife, she's free to attend any church she likes, but she insisted our family would have to attend the same church.

She won't marry me if i stick to my Catholic faith. Please advise me, she's the only one I love, and I can't start over anymore.

Brother, let me tell you something. A pastor's daughter turned me down for "worshipping Mary" three months later, she got pregnant and could not figure out who was responsible, this happened I Ogbunike in Anambra state in early 2015.

My brother, listen. Last Wednesday, I went to see a pastor in Awka Anambra state, I had seen him last month for counseling and he asked me to bring certain things.

My brother, when I got there, I was shocked, the pastor's residential building has a shrine inside with fetish items, and different parts of animals and birds, placed on different gods as sacrifice.

He abandoned the church and invited me there. These are the people condemning the Catholic Church. The first time I went to see this man whom I was connected to by a colleague, he kept me for more than 4 hours in the church, while he was inside, (probably consulting those gods).

When he came out, he started prophecying to people. I honestly thought those prophecies were from God. Untill this past Wednesday. I was visibly jerking. I asked him, are these items for God Almighty? he didn't respond. He gave me kola nut to do some incantations.

We almost ended in serious fight, but I used my brain to avoid him doing the unthinkable to me, based on the church's location and various ungodly stories I read about these herbalists parading as men of God.

Forget all these people, that day, I told myself that God brought me here to strengthen my faith in Him, through the Catholic Church. I will never leave the Catholic Church for any other church in this world. They use charms and magic to confuse their followers, that it is God who answer them.

They speak demonic languages and claim to be speaking in tongues. These, are people that attack the Catholics every now and then.

Their secret is, their followers don't know the real things they are into, they decieve them by using God's name, but they lead them to serve man made gods unknowingly.

Let that lady be. Pray to God and present to Him the qualities you want in your wife, then, commence the search process, do not impose any girl/lady on God to change her into your wife.

Forget about all those you have admired, or met, or asked out before, and prayerfully start a fresh search.

I wish you luck.

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