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Jerkbaba:
mumu talk.

Don't worry you go get sense soon

LIVINGICON:
Fear fear boy.

It is her vaginal wall gripping your penis. She really has very good control of her vaginal walls. Very few women can do dat stuff.

It was acute infection the stuff is gonorrhea that is inside the lady that is hitting him.... He was lucky he use condom if not he would have been in serious pain in less than a week or two

Jerkbaba:
Around 8pm yesterday, naso one magical konji just hold me! Tuammmm! Naso I jam my self for 2k brothel! As I reach, normal sturvz, "oga hw far" I go do you well. "Bros which kind style you want" "I go suck your prick well". I just dey look around dey find my type, naso I just see one fleshy dark skin girl with big nyash! Sharply I called her, I said let's go. Naso we enter room. As we enter room, I see one big pigeon for corner tied up. . Omo fear grip me small! But the girl make sense die so I just overlook am. Naso we discuss price small, we agree con pull cloth. She comot her pant, con drop her nyansh for my prick they grind am. My dick stand, she wear the condom for me. She climb bed face down ass up. Na so I put prick inside. Pahhhh! Pahhhh! Pahhhh! Na so the big black nyash just dey make loud noise. All the Ashawo dey eavesdropp wan see watin dey happen! Na so I just dey fvuck dey fvuck, next thing something wey dey like teeth just bite my prick like this! . Omo I pull out quickly! Check my prick whether everything still dey intact! She con ask me, bros watin happen? I tell her nothing o. I don cum na why. She say na so you quick reach. I say yes oo. Na so I just give her her money, wear cloth pick race!! Chai!

Guy na gonorrhea dey bite you for.penis so... Serious infections wey don grow get mouth and teeth. That is the sign. Thank God you use condom if not I only give you 3 days you for hear am

Kidd4lyf:
Good day everyone, i would be having my f1 visa interview soon .
School : mcneese state university
Fees: 27000
Scholarship: 10000
Course : political science
Is there any tips i can get for this interview

You want to go and pay a school that sum? For what exactly

Send me message at zero 5

Me23:
Hello my Nairalanders,

I will go straight to the point and won't waste your time. I just recently got married let say 3weeks now, my wife was a virgin when I met her and we didn't have sex not until our wedding night. On the wedding night, I couldn't penetrate in as it was difficult for both of us because she always feels serious pain anytime I tried to enter. Finally I was able to enter on the third day, even at that it was just the small part of penise that was able to enter but mehn she scream so loud but sha I could confirm the blood.

After that we've had series of love making and I always go slow as I know that's her first time, but anytime am about to go in, she always feel pain both during and after sex. Sometimes the pain will reduce and while atimes the pain will be so much that I will have to stop the love making as I couldn't take it while seeing her in pain, she would want me to continue because she wants to satisfy me and because I could wait all this while without having sex.

Before our wedding, we decided to do some check up for any kind of infection so as not to take any chances for anything that would ruin our sexual life, and we were treated accordingly. After this experience of pain, we had to surf the net to know what could cause the pain, and some of the results and things that could lead to can be pain during sex are: genitals wart, lesion, blisters around the genitals, scratching and having burning sensation around the genitals etc I checked her vagina to see if there's such I didn't find any and she also claims she doesn't scratch or experience any burning sensation.

Pls to all the doctors in the house and to those that have had such experience pls help this guy and his wife. I was on celibacy for two years o and now that I'm ready to enjoy sex now this one come dey show up.

Guy do am like you do care... The thing go master her... And the pain will stop

lastchild:
I just started a private lesson center, I'm looking for students, so i want to know,Can any school allow someone to speak to the students, inviting them to a private lesson center?

Nope... Go to house by house in your street invite them for free lesson and low amount 50naira daily payment... From there you're good to go

Why do you have to post it here... What is meant to a platform why posting it here., Idiot like you... You just go and be opening thread anyhow.. don't you know someone name is on the risk

And OSOFia dey talk am... Say if you enter Brazil beach you go see tire

Mystoree:
So I had some issues with my girlfriend and we were kind of not talking for 2 weeks, during that time, a lot happened in her life.

We settled and while we were telling each other about what happened during our time apart, she began to cry and opened up to me that she was raped. I will ordinarily not believe that lie if she was a virgin but she wasn't, I met her as one and I was her first, so there will be no point in her even sorevealing it to me if she wasn't as it was a one time thing and I will hardly notice. At that point, i felt like my world just stopped for some seconds, o felt dizzy and found somewhere to sit trying to process what I just heard. Funny thing was that on the night of that incident, I was feeling weird about her and called her to find out how she was, it was around 9:30 pm and she was a student of a higher institution on the mainland while I stay on the island. After I called her, she picked up and told me she was going to call me back as she was trying to get a bike to take her to where she was going to, and immediately she ended the call, a man put a knife behind her and threatened to kill her if she doesn't give him what he wants, she offered her phone and all but this man was just after sex, according to her, the area was quiet and there was almost nobody on the streets, he pulled her to a shop corner and forced his way. I was devastated and confused, this is the only lady I have ever seen myself marrying amongst all the ladies I have met, she checks all the boxes, she said it didn't last up to 5 minutes and she cried all through but the man didn't care. He was a fat elderly man with a pot belly, wearing a nose mask in the night so she could not even see his face.

I was so angry at her because first of all, I warned her several times not to move in the night in that area as it is very dangerous, we were once robbed on the same street around 8pm, so I wonder what went into her mind moving by almost 10pm. She said she was on night shift where she works and then her friend called her to join them for a party, so she took permission and wanted leaving and that was when it happened. Now the thing is, those friends of hers are very bad influence on her and I told her a long time ago, she said she doesn't follow them but just hangs around with them in school, little did I know that she went to the bar alongside them and their boyfriends a number of time without my knowledge. She showed me pictures of their outings and a stab on the hand from the rapist. I'm so angry, she has been crying and begging, I asked her to stop the job and she agreed,i have thought of getting a girl and some guys to disguise and go to the same area late night to see if the devil will push the bastard to try his lick again cos I swear, I will make sure I put a stick through his anus through to his mouth,revenge is all that is on my mind cos I love this girl so much


I have read rape stories but I never thought it would come so close to me, I have been put in countless situations where a girl changes her mind on letting me into her and I respected that, I wonder why this would happen to me, I don't know what to do, any advice is welcome.

Modified - for those claiming she lied, she came along with the doctors report and tests receipt.

Remember to give her good fuvking also.... That will make both of you forget the past...

Nigerians like wasting talented young one's

joshawesome:
Good morning happy people of nairaland.

I will try to be brief as possible. During the lock down my elder brother was seriously ill, we all thought it normal malaria and typhoid but getting to the hospital he was diagnosed of kidney diseases at it last stage (CKD). We all brace up and gave him all the support needed during the stage from one dialysis section to another something thrice a week.

It became worse and no improvement at sight, I literally do all thing for him, from bathing to feeding and carry him around the hospital but he faith he will come out of it. During the process he used all of his life saving to the extend of collecting and seeking financial assistance from people because the doctor advice to undergo kidney transplants.

On 2 April 2021 we went from dialysis, nurses were complaining that I allow him to drink a lot of water because at that stage he have a daily water intake and also needed blood. He did the blood transfusion and the dialysis but he had a breathing issue, the nurse place him on breathing machine the oxygen got exhausted and he was normal.

We went home by 12am, on getting home we ask for water, I told him to wait because I can even hear noise of water around his thoracic cavity. He was having difficult I had to call one of his friend so that we can take him back to the hospital but he gave up the ghost and we bury him that the same day because that was his wish. Due to his name, I was confused and angry at myself and everyone that we lost him due to 5 million needed for the transplant.

Months later I was able to get over his death a bit and went back to school, wrote the exam and graduated with first class even though the examination I didn't prepared much due to what happened. It was just God hand at work ( It only a fool that say there is no God).

Now the problem is that I can't sleep and remember my brother death that I should have done more. His death is like 5 months from now but it still fresh in my memory recently. My brother play a vital role in my education from paying my fee and monthly allowance and advice. I was thinking of using drugs so that I can sleep at time but talk me out of it. Pls how can I re again myself and also am an introvert I don't have people to talk to and I hardly go out.

Get yourself a girl that is so beautiful and that can you her punna.... The memory will fade off. And you will gain some sleep.... It works try it

They should just distribute the meter to our house and stop extorting us from our hard earn.

Nigeria is not easy and money is not easy to see anywhere... I'm reporting them here so people can see what is going on... Sending email doesn't help any organisation in Nigeria... Cos they are bunch of criminal... They should share the prepaid meter with them. Cos I have register and they go about asking and taking bribe isn't that criminal act enough....


What is lalastica doing self? Front page abeg

At fola azeez branch of the ikeja electric distribution branch Alakuko Lagos. Due to the high increment in tariff of electric and their announcement on radio program that we should go and register for prepaid..we applied for prepaid only to get there and was asked to pay 5k for every flat in our building before the could register us... They asked my wife to make the payment only God knows the account... The receipt was with my wife..only for them to keep calling her to know where she was so they could collect the receipt. On there next visit to my residence they asked for the receipt while the marketer shred it.. that she should not worry .. remember we paid 20k for 4flat just to open a prepaid account for meter....


Now about three month after registration without meter they keep charging the account without *METER*
With 20k montly now at N60,000 , no meter to show and bill were been piled up on the account...

My office is under Eko electric distribution. I don't experience such things here at okokomaiko.... Nothing of such ... Prepaid meter were all over the place shop and all... You can easily walk to any outlet and get your prepaid meter at ease... But ikeja Electric has turned it to extortion

Today they were at my residence with their ladder only to take bribe for and requesting for us to pay the prepaid billing bills they disconnected the wire and for them to connect it back they were bribe a sum of 5000naira...

Is this the country we are to call our country. Everyone using his office for fraud and extortion... Criminal minded, lugubrious act...


We heard this meter are meant to be distributed for free... Now they are charging and extorting people of their hard earned.

Ikeja Electric distribution company... Please share those meter with you.... and never bring those ladder again to my street is against the law for you to go about disconnecting wires .. for what in this present generation... Somebody should wake them if they are still sleeping

wisemum:
I am bringing this topic here to see if I can get any good advise from youths of the same generation.

My son returned from schooling abroad two years ago and after completing his NYSC, has been trying to get a job. None has been forthcoming but he tries to keep occupied, trying his hands on different projects. He still lives at home but says that once he is financially stable, he will get his own apartment and move out.

He is generally a calm, law abiding , likeable gentleman until when he recently started bringing home this girl who dresses like a prostitute and who I discovered stays overnight in his room with him. His dad and I have fought him over this subject to no avail. I confronted the girl to tell her I do not feel comfortable with her sleeping overnight in my house especially since I do not know her family and will be held responsible if anything happens to her. She apologized to me and promised not to come to sleep over again. However, I noticed that after that, he started sneaking her in at late hours of the night when he thinks we have gone to bed, sometimes when it is past midnight. He hasn't introduced the girl to us as anything to him even though I have asked him several times what his intentions with this girl is but he will just say she is a friend that makes him happy- that's all.

He told his uncle that he likes the girl. I don't even know what else to do. I have tried talking to him, reasoning with him, but it all falls on his deaf ears. I do not like this girl at all. She comes across to me as a street girl- even though she is generally polite when she meets me at home anytime she comes during the day. I investigated and found out her work place is not far from our house. What I do not like about her is that she dresses, exposing delicate parts of her body and is a chain smoker.

Furthermore, to me, a girl who sleeps out in a mans' parent house, continually disregarding how his parents feel about it, cannot be good news. Once, I caught her almost naked in the night walking along the corridor leading to my sons room. She ran inside his room when she saw me. I was so embarrassed and wondered what if my husband had been the one who ran into her? What kind of thing is this? Only her pant on, breasts bare. It was the following day I traced her to her work place and gently but sharply and firmly told her I do not permit her to sleep over in my house again. His dad also spoke with him. I also spoke to him. Everything has been to no avail.

He still sneaks her in. Or did she jazz him?, Please advise me. Thanks.

Just carry the girl inside your motor and take her to her home to know her parent... Or better still tell her to give you her address to know her parent... And try to go and see her parent with your boy.. na to marry dey do your boy

Solatpumpkim:
My husband has an uncomplicated house before we got married. After we got married he moved to the UK and we continue building the house while his Dad goes there to supervise.
One day his parent said their landlord ask them to move out of their rented apartment and they will like to move to our house.
My husband told them they can’t as they house is still under construction and we are building it for our own personal use. He even went ahead to let them know that the money used to built the house is not just his but both his and his wife’s money, so they can not move there.
We gave them money to rent another apartment.
We kept asking when they will move, but they said they will and keep procrastinating the moving date.
We got a call from them today saying that they have moved to our house.
What do I do in this situation?

My dear buy another land and start a new building... They only rented it too, they will surely give it back when they die... So no qualms. Don't fight them, just leave it for them.

Gjewel:
For the pain in the private part try meeting with the doctor n carry out urine analysis to detect what could be the cause. Early morning urine should be used. The result will determine the next line of action.

For a scanty staphylococcus

Doctor place the patient on drugs alone and also asked him to add Wellman and addyzoa

Sperm count 7million
Motility 50% good
Morphology 80% good
With a scanty staphylococcus
Now placed of drugs ciprofloxacin and other drugs

Can ciprofloxacin cure the scanty stuff

Tripletwins222:
Good evening house!
Pls, I need a tested and trusted supplement to improve sperm motility. I don't really know why the motility is very hard to improve.
Below are my hubby's previous and recent results.

Get him addyzoa and plenty of walnut with carrot as food. And on your part always prepare him veggie

And Nigeria dey enjoy terrorism

erubati:
Where ur own right end,na there another one start naw.
This guy switched in his gen since around 8 to around 4am in the morning.he has switched on again this early norning.tgis is annoying honestly

You have no choice... Than to pray for Nepa to give you steady light ..or pray make you get money leave that apartment.. those guy can't change... No solution to it... It has become part of him.

Estellew49:
Happy Sunday good people, please help me read this test results

Not well analyse but it means low sperm count... See a doctor and show him the result

A friend of mine had sex in an air conditioning room... This guy that can't do two round did 3 round and also stay longer...


Has anyone tried this before
Possibly he could impregnate his wife has they are praying to conceive...

What he noticed is that he complained of having too much heat on his scrotum... let's see how this goes...
I sense something possive

I was so disappointed when I see 4gig ram, am expecting to see 10gig ram...

tijanja:
Good morning house, happy Sunday to you all.
Please I will appreciate a translation for this result.
Thanks in advance

The report does not indicate what cause the sperm to reduce that level...


Quickly see a doctor and treat infection

Kempinski:
Good morning guys , there's this woman in my neighborhood who has been having an extramarital affairs with the bike man that normally use to come and pick her children to school in the morning, she has two kid, a boy and a girl, but her cheating spree is out of this world...

Her husband is a nice person and works in one of the big bank in the country on the island, due to his nature of his job, he leaves for work early and return very late...

This crazy woman has been using this to hit her children's bike man on severea occasion, there's was this day I was at home working on my laptop early in the morning, the window of her bedroom shares the same as mine only a fence blocking us apart, I kept hearing heavy moany and repeated thrust sound coming from the bedroom,

This man in question is a cool headed gentle man, easy going in the estate and doesn't deserve this kind of trouble and heart wenching action the woman is taking him through, I don't preay he finds out and I need help on how to tell the woman to stop doing this and at the same time I don't want their marriage to crash....

After knacking, this woman goes to her shop and pretends as if nothing happens.....

Guy tell him by writing him or find his bank and chat him up on twitter... Let him know... Use a different twitter handle... Nothing do you jare... No time for nonsense woman

Ammishaddai:
It's official : SCOAN is now a family business. And very soon it will lose many members hence destroying the labor of TB Joshua

shut up must you talk/ comment

And this is news abi

Speeddial:
The American visa is ready and having a job that pay $400 monthly.

Take the American visa and travel to the US? Or stay in Nigeria and take 400k monthly permanent Job.

Which option is best?

Ko ba ya America visa if I receive that fund as SALARY

Thats why I like Jim iyke correct odogwu.. serve him right...

In short he will be beating now and then.. so he can have sense.

Sex is good and make sure you're always around your spouse.

Just because I was far away na so I enter one woman. Seeing her puna na so I release immediately after two press up. Not two rounds, thank God for condom.

Guy something dey happen when woman open their clothes.

For these reasons of seeing all this smelling puna is why I don't regret not going for doctor or surgeon. The thing get why. Only doctors can relate...

But I felt I cheat on my wife but I summon courage like it wont happen again... As I could see she is number one with neatness and all... Perfect among the rest..

This is also happening in Lagos now... Pho Alaba and Alagbado area Mosholashi side . Asking people to enter Sienna Bus with no Plate number... May God help us