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Eliazejike:
If you are banking with Kuda Bank or desiring to bank with them please DONT!

I am a student in a Nigerian University and as such was attracted to Kuda Bank because of their so called ease of banking and free withdrawals and money transfers. Unknown to me I was walking into one of the biggest scams in the country.

I have been banking with Kuda for months now and everything went smooth until I had to factory reset my phone because It was developing so problems ( normal to android users). After the rest KUDA hit!

I was expecting my rent money as well as feeding money that week. After the rest I tried to log into my account but it said my password was incorrect ( it wasn't oh!) After three trials I decide to use the "Forgot Password" option ( I must have forgotten the password I thought to myself ) I was asked to input the email address I had used to open the Kuda Bank Account which I did and it said they would send me a "password reset link" to my email. At least from their I can change my password and regain access to my account. The email never came! Its been over 2weeks now !

Not a day passes that I don't try to log into my account or do the password reset! Till today no email and I still can't log in !

My landlord is on my neck! And I have eaten any good food !

Now these are the things I've discovered in the past weeks that has lead me to the conclusion that KUDA BANK is a Fraudulent Scheme!

1. Their customer care line 09032200350 rings endlessly without someone picking it up! What kind of legitimate business doesn't attend to its costumers and just let's their phones ring without ever answering it ? Please Nairalanders let us call that number until someone picks up!...

2. I have sent complaint emails detailing my predicament and for two weeks I haven't received a reply! Kuda bank being an "Online Bank" shouldn't have any problem replying emails from customers if they had nothing to hide!

3. I left a review on the KUDA BANK app on google play store . stating my challenges using the app and within a few minutes my review was deleted. Most definitely by KUDA BANK in a bid to get more people into their net !

4.Kuda Bank claims to be licensed by CBN and Insured By NDIC I just check the list of MFB's insured by NDIC and our dear Kuda is not there oh! Go and check for yourself!

Using Kuda Bank has turned out to be my worst decision in life and this scam couldn't have happened in a worse time !

Please you do not have to go through what I am going through! Be wise and DO NOT bank with KUDA BANK.

This is their address ;
Moore House, 151 Herbert Macaulay Way, Yaba, Lagos.

Please if you live close by do me a favour and pay them a visit to find out if they are still there. If you find anyone tell them the story of this poor Nigerian Student !
Thank you !

Go to their office for ikeja

The heart of man Is full of wickedness. The guy had his own mission by playing along with the woman... He had never love her but to the paper. Bad man

Nosense

She wan set you up... Anyway get a recorder and record all her voice if not she will set you up.... Or best thing leave the house simple

I use to do this most time cos I don't fancy it either,and most time guys like to show some affectionate to someone maybe his love... I did it many times and now that am married I still do it. It shouldn't call for alarm...it a matter of choice and his pocket

HEAVEN4444:
you want me to send you my number ? lol

Check your email

HEAVEN4444:
its astrological occultism. yesterday was the new moon in Taurus and also its the 5th month and date was 11th. i can go into all the occultic and astrological and numerological jargons explaining why this was the date but you may be confused by the occult jargons. but just know that this world is a heavily spiritual world and everything that happens has been programmed to happen before time. the world is controlled by hidden codes and if you can get into the backend of the codes you will know when events will happen. its what the great prophets of old did. they knew how to get into the backend of the codes of the universe and this is how they prophesied events. in short the gift of prophecy is a heavily occultic gift. but i need you to know that all praises be to GOD. these are his powers and knowledge. we are just tapping into it

Make i tap small from you by sending me ur digit

PenName55:
Hi guys,
I am here to speak my mind and the minds of thousands if not millions of other Glo users going through the same pain I go through.
As I am typing I just left a Glo office and branched at restaurant to eat.
I stay in Ibadan and I lost my sim late last year after I have linked my NIN to the sim.
I have been to virtually all Glo offices in Ibadan and it's the same story.

The PolyIbadan office like six times
The Challenge office one time
The Idiape office four times.

Just to retrieve a sim I lost despite having all the requirements for sim retrieval, it has not been possible.
My last visit today was at the Idiape office. We were told to come back after the Muslim celebration coming.

I have never seen a useless network as Glo in this Country.

They told me and many others that when we bought the sims years back, the background picture was not white, so we have to wait till God knows when.

How is that the fault of their customers?
How senseless and stupid are they saying this trash and keeping people away from using their sims. When many use it for business.
And bad thing about it is you can't port the number until you retrieve it.

Other Network providers are already doing sim replacements easily and here is an indeginous network saying trash.

I wrote their head office and I was replied through the Email that due to the fact that it was not white background that is on their computer data page, the sims have to be re-registered. Okay reregister and give us our sims. They say we have to wait.

This is my online business sim I use for Amazon and Payoneer. I have not been able to transact business on my Amazon account since last year, I have money to withdraw on Payoneer and I can't. I need to take care of my family I can't.

Slow browsing, senseless policies and poor customer service.

On getting my sim back, it won't take me two days before porting to Airtel or MTN.


Pls help helpless Nigerians push to front page.

Come to Lagos head office... I guess you will get the sim back

Make we kukuma go our different way

Davindal:
Hi Good People On Nairaland. My name is Davindal. I am a 29 years old ex Nigerian soldier but now an IT Expert. I got married on September 2019 to my beautiful wife.

It all started on March 2019, 6 months after I voluntarily discharged from the Nigerian Army due to serious injuries - though I am well and currently fit.

One evening around 9:10 PM, I was strolling home from a bar not too far from my street; when suddenly, A very pretty tall and well shaped chocolate complexioned lady accosted me. The moment I noticed that someone was fast advancing on my position from the rare, I had to quickly sway my body indefensive stance. Lol and behold, it was this very beautiful lady.

I was amazed at her. She equally noticed I was terrified and at the same time curious about her intention in bouncing on me from behind. Then she said, "Brother, please, I am sorry in the manner in which I approached you. My name is Ruth, and I have a problem and I need your help now".

Hmm... I contemplated inwardly what the problem was...how could this fine girl be needing help from an ex-soldier that equally needs help so as to fix thing up. These thoughts and more roamed aggressively on my mind.

Then, I asked her what the problem was, and she told me that she is a first year student of UNN. that she lost her ATM card and hard nothing on her to buy anything basically food. She pleaded that I should just buy her food for the night.

I searched my wallet, and found only N150. Guy man don spend all the N35000 (money) wey him carry commit around 6:00 PM to go flex some bottles and also buying drinks for a few homies. Whereas, in my area 2019 a plate of food was from N300 to N400 then.

I asked her not to worry, that despite the fact I had no enough money on me that I would still buy her food. She was all smiles.

As an area, I took her to a restaurant at a distance of a pole away from where we were standing and bought her a plate of food worth N400 due to the two pieces of meat in it, and a bottle of malt. I met the madam who runs the restaurant who happens know me quite well, and promised to come pay them tomorrow.

She obliged and was even hailing me "Awua! the Awua rugged!!" maybe because of the fine babe. However, we left that restaurant around 10:15 PM.

When we got out of the restaurant she said, the gate keeper to her lodge might have locked the entrance gate. That she would need to talk to a few of her lodge mate to inform them that she was locked outside so the could call come beckon on the gatekeeper to come open the gate but the problem was zero airtime.

I said no qualms, I transferred N200 airtime to her mobile phone from my GTB account. Before me, she placed a call to a close lodge mate who then rushed to her request. We exchanged contact and she left.

Thereafter, we keep talking over the phone periodically, but I noticed she was becoming more attached, and was calling me endearing names. Contrary to her advances, I was in a relationship with another lady (who is currently my wife) before that encounter, and I didn't want to cheat.

However, I lost my phone on June 2019 hence all the contact on it. When I bought a new phone 2 days later and welcomed back my sim I have to copy a few numbers from my diary into my new phone, hence lost her number.

I moved on, even though I was not eying her for a relationship but she called one day again and we started talking again. On September 2019, I married my wife traditionally without telling this babe about it.

Shockingly, I bumped into this babe in PortHarcourt, on 15 December, 2019... didn't quite know she was the one for the only time I met her was in the night, and it was around my area at Nsukka.

That day In PH, I was going about my business when suddenly she bumped into me on the door way in a super market/shopping mall. I passed her by, and she called me by my name "Davindal!". I turned but couldn't recognized her easily. The style of her hair made her confusing in appearance.

She was looking extremely gorgeous. Guys around us where admiring her and also watching us in awe. Then she said, " It is me...Ruth". I was excited so was she too, we embraced each other. Drove in her car to a cool place to chill. NB: I was surprise seeing her in such a big car but I held my calm.

After which she told me her dad sent her for a business deal with a firm that she was in that shopping mall to pick a few things. Surprisingly, sas we were gisting she informed me that something in her tells her that I just married few months ago. I kept mute...couldn't say a word. She said anyway no problems.

When I came back, to my hotel room, I was confused for I remembered, I never told her my name, not even in the night I met her, not to talk about getting married. I Couldn't phatom how she new about these things.

Please note: I have a one year 5 months old son now, and my wife is currently pregnant.

Fast forward to this year 2021, though ever since I bumped into her in PortHarcourt on Dec. 2019 we have been talking over the phone and via WhatsApp media.

In one of my conversations with her she jokingly told me that she has a key to my stars, and that she loves me dearly and would do anything for my sake even though I am married.

Then I summoned courage to ask her how she came to that conclusion, and she said she would tell me when we meet. She asked to see me privately, I told her that I am on a contract job in Abuja, that I would be back to Enugu State in a month's time.

I later came on April 2, 2021, sneakingly met and slept with her on 15th of April in a hotel. We had a nice time. She confessed how she loves me genuinely. In that hotel, though I paid for the room before I hinted her of the location.

During our intimacy time, she ordered and paid for all we ate and drank. When she was freshening up in the bathroom, as a security conscious person I checked her bag, and discovered stash of 500 naira notes, almost up to #45000. Other items are combs, eye pencils, brow powder, lipstick, tiny perfume can, and nothing more. I can say, this babe has wow b**bs, hip, huge thighs and *ss. Above all, with tight pu**y. I really enjoyed her.

The problem now is that she is becoming too attached to me. I even opened up to her that I am married, she cared less and said no problems. I traveled for another IT contract job to Lagos, and she was like, I should come back to Enugu and come and have her that she has grown so madly in love with me after that first sexu*all encounter. I kept on postponing the time I would be coming back until I promised her that I would come on 1st of May 2021 after which I couldn't make it.

Finally, I made it to Enugu where I am based alone. She wanted to come see me yesterday 5th, 2021 from UNN but I threw up an excuse because people know my wife very well. My wife is also a student of UNN, Economics Dept., and she visits weekends from Nsukka. I didn't want to insult her absence.

Why I am Scared

Yesterday, Ruth called me from UNN raging in anger that I don't know whom she is. That in case I don't know that she is a Goddess of wealth in the spiritual realm, and she posses supernatural power to ease of my life that I should know it now.

The moment I heard 'Goddess' cold shiver ran down my spine. Then I asked her to explain what she meant by calling herself a Goddess. She said that as a child long before she came in contact with me that she new me, that the injury I sustained in the military was pre-planned by my God to save me from untimely death. (I never told her I was in the military)

She went on to say, that although I seem successful in the myopic eyes of people. In furtherance, that I am suppose to be balling in higher level of wealth and money than I am currently balling because I am using only 1 star out of the seven higher stars I came into this world with. She said that she would be revealing her parents' identities to me later on.

I told her that she never answered my question on being a Goddess, and she said she is a Goddess of wealth. That she has a gift which makes it possible that anyone she loved and blesses automatically see a brighter future, and fortune. That in my own case that she was assigned to me spiritually to make me stupendously rich such that I can help the less privileged in the world for I am kind hearted young man would doesn't abuse privileges particularly when in the military.

This babe, 22 years old, equally reminded me that she had more than #10000 in her purse that night she came for me...that it was a trap to get in contact with my destiny.

Then, I became even more scared even through I was sounding firm and assertive. How she knew I was afraid got me scarier. She beckoned on me not to be afraid that she is a beautiful soul but also a supernatural person, and a Goddess who has been sent by almighty God to open my way properly. That she would bless me whenever I am ready to see her.

She reminded me to observe how things have been changing for good in my life ever since I met her, and Even more after our intimacy.

I reminded her that it would be some how to marry her a second wife, but she said she doesn't care that all she wants is to be with me that she would easily get along with her supposed co wife. She said she has her on money which is equally mine for an even more happy home. My wife is 23.

She is 22 and in 300 level, sparkling pretty, and gorgeous.

Please, who has experienced this for I don't know if she is a ghost or human?

Should I still be seeing her? Pls I need an advice for truly, I have been getting contracts steadily.

Send me her Number please

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StaffofOrayan:
Yes! there are millions of Yoruba's that are currently selling all they can sell and getting ready to leave the land because they have realized this is not the way human beings should be living, not because they choose to but because they have no choice,

Is embassy meant for only yoruba alone... Now I see youre sick head.

StaffofOrayan:
They were refugees by choice?
I thought you were normal!!

Are you saying with that fund for a family visa fees, passport for a family of 4 and also airline tickets for a family of 4 precisely ain't a matter of choice... Sum the whole cost together if you think you're normal to comprehend. Sick head

StaffofOrayan:
Chased out of their own land like hundred of thousands and you want to start celebrating,

I urge you to think!

Nothing like chasing out. It all happen as a matter of choice. Learn to comprehend and stop quoting me

StaffofOrayan:
What exactly is there to celebrate?
"He was then living with his refugee family in a homeless shelter."
I just wonder when we would give our own children a good life in their own country!

They are now citizen man and now have their own home ... Learn to read

WhiteRuler:
First of all, apologies for any errors you may come across as I am not at the right frame of mind now.

Secondly, this post is 100% real about my life. So nothing is fake in it.

I'm a man, precisely 33 years old. I graduated from the University in 2019 at age 31. You may ask why I was still in school till that age. Well, I have realized that family/parental background matters a lot in a child's life no matter how people try to twist the fact. My family/parental background wasn't a good one educationally and financially as my parents were just petty traders and this has contributed negatively in achieving my goals and aspirations in life. With the above, you can deduce that there was no sources of funding for my tertiary education so I had to find a job after my secondary school while very ambitious about my furthering my education because I always believed in acquiring education up to university level. This led me to doing several odd jobs such as construction site labourer, security guard, cleaning, barbing, hawking, even to remove soak away and many others just to feed and see myself through school. Let me also add that @33 now, there are some jobs I can't do again because of some changes in my health system occasioned by some of the odd jobs I exposed myself to. For example, any strenuous job now is not for me as it makes me breath heavily like an asthmatic patient; any job that requires standing for long or bending down not for me due to broken waist (although these might be solvable issues but for now, I can't tell cos I have no money to visit health facility).

Moving on, while I may be thanking God for the academic success (even though the school is yet to issue me certificate) but I'm having strong feelings about myself. I feel like I have failed in life. I feel like I am a failure. My mates who got admission into university immediately after secondary school are gainfully employed today, living in comfortable apartment (built or rented), married with kids, have their own car and generally doing well. Even the ones who didn't further but venture into learning trade are doing well too. On the other hand, at 33, I have virtually nothing to show for it. Still living in one thatch house, poor, hungry and starving, no wife, no kid(s) (not even a serious girlfriend), no job, no car and nothing to show for my 33 years on earth. This is why I'm feeling like I have failed in life and it has made me to always be ashamed of myself and always trying to avoid meeting my mates who are doing well.

Also, looking at the country Nigeria, most employers recruit under 30. @33, what are my chances of
landing a good job if I refuse to forge age and go for service but collect exemption letter? What are even the possibility of getting a job as I have no capital for business? Note: between 2019 and now, I've learnt several online money making skills but yet to make a kobo out of it all. Note also: ordinarily, I wouldn't seek employment (private or government) because I'm multi talented e.g in football, entertainment or business but these talents need money to develop which is what I'm lacking.

My questions:
Please what do you all think? Do you think I have failed or I'm a failure in life? What is the future holding for me? As at today, the only thing I can boast of is "I am a graduate". Nothing more...like I said, poor, hungry and starving.

Help me with good pieces of advice please before my mind begins to consider evil as fastest way of making money. Thanks.

You're a Good writer.... Nope you're ain't fail yet just start up an akara and yam business forget education or certificate for now... Na money sure pass... With that you can start up something... Forget looking for work cos at that age experience have something to do and I don't know if you can drive.... If you know how to drive you will get work with apt want of 40k to 50k maybe fmcg work

Na money sure pass sha as for me I can do anything for money that is for work to do not stealing

venabili:
Hmmmn.

Charges 2,3,4 will be difficult to prove in court especially if all they have as evidence is the video plus his purported confession. (I didnt hear him confess to defilement)

Charges 1 and 5 should be a shoo in conviction. Whether he will be given the upper limit of the sentences and whether the terms will run concurrently or consecutively is another hurdle. I pray the case is fast so that we can get him off the streets. He is definitely a danger to the society.

Kind of wondering on the charges 2 and 3 though. I thought the first DPP opinion is that it is Statute barred? Or is it that there is a new defilement?

EDIT
I just read a legal write up on Section 218 of the criminal code which sexual assaults and defilement of minors. It is grossly evident that our legislators are absolutely not doing a good job if such a law can exist in its current form.

1. Defilement only applies when the child is below 13years(11years in some state). Action must commence within 2 months of the offender can no longer be prosecuted.

2. If the child is above 13 but less than 16, unlawful carnal knowledge only fetches 2years with or without caning.

There are so many outdated stuffs in the Act except lawyers in the house can elaborate on how DPP got the terms above for a 14year old

you're correct but he is not going alone... Princess will either pay some fine too
he will be charge with 1and 5
but with the two charges he can spend 3 years with whooping amount of money to the court as well

and all Nollywood or yorubawood speak about American

security 5000 daily payment
clerk 3000 a day payment
office assistant 2000 daily payment

when you see all this your eye go pop you will be like let me apply

guy you're gunner

just so simple. why everyone was busy minding their own business for the party this set of prostitute carry shisha come dey blow for their table, everyone was like who bi this... like say make we just send security to send her out but party don dey finish we just bone her for her side... very common some will dress half naked showing all breast and almost her front pussy

they just want to create attention to you... sometime make crazy noise , sometime creating attention to let all eyes bi on them

udoji2021:
POVERTY FIRE

After she don give birth double your hustle, maybe make you come to Lagos come work or probably after you farm product get those good to Lagos and sell to make extra money

udoji2021:
Life is sweet generally but can be cruel to others.

I was once a happy guy with a bright future but marriage is practically killing me. It all started when I become sick and was admitted in a hospital. my aged mother was the person staying with me and was responsible for my everything. inside the ward, another patient was with this very beautiful girl that was very hard working, my condition was critical that my mother will have to bath me sometimes, this girl now started helping my mother and to a point, my mother will leave her to be taking care of me and go home.

I become close to her, but i use to think that she just pity my condition and wanted to help so I did not think of having any relationship with her. I was later discharge and went home but since we exchange our contacts earlier, we use to talk often. I asked her one day to visit me which she agreed. To my surprise, this girl brought some provision for me and slept over in my house. she continue visiting till one day, I told her that if i was strong and capable, I would have loved to date her. she confessed instantly that she was really interested in me and did not care about my condition. According to her, she was born in a poor family and can handle the pressure of been broke, that she will be the happiest person if I love her back the way she loves me. I was moved with her words and to cut the story short, we started dating.

Her parents were highly against the relationship initially but when they become tired of us, they allow us to do our thing but never involve them if something happened. fast to December last year, we got married. I was not even able to pay 1h to her parents. she just pack her things and join me in my house. we were the happiest couple on Earth till things started going north.

First, we agreed to do many things in the farm against hunger next year, we started with melon farm, then groundnut and yams. we were still on this and I must confess that she is hard working but pregnancy came and this girl started misbehaving, she will not follow me to the farm again and will not even cook for me. I dare not complain cos she will insult me seriously. sometimes, I will tell my sister to cook but this girl will not eat it because the food is bad.

One night, she sent me out of the room in the night that I must get bananas for her to eat. I suffered that night till I got it from one woman on credit cos I was not having money on me. last month, she was sick and visited one private clinic, I was to give her 10k for her treatment but did not have the money so I told her to give me 4days to look for it, there was no insult I did not receive that night. I have to sell my yam seeds and pay. infact, I'm tired of this life presently cos i use to think that she will help me but the reverse is the case now.

Please I need advice on the way forward, I want to run away from home but she is pregnant, her people refused to help us too cos they warned her before.

pls advice me

Guy Say POVERTY FIRE

Pmpm:
New loans



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they are both crazy

Grace456:
Help Me Before I Make The Greatest Mistake Pls

I'm a single mother in my early thirties, my daughter is just 2year old and the father is not ready to marry me or take any responsibility on her but still hiding me and his secret wife and won't let me go but I have decided to leave becos he's no adding any value to my life n my daughter's either.

Fast forward
I met a guy online who claims he lives in the US and I discovered I like him since I've met him and now he said we should settle down and marry. I own a duplex in a choice area in Lagos, completed though still small loan I'm paying on it. I agreed to settle down with him but since I told him he can't stay in my house that he needs to get a house, he started acting funny.

The second one, I asked him to show me proof of ID or his work ID, for me to be sure he's who claimed he is, he changed it for me. I tried to let him know that I'm just trying to be careful, don't want to fall prey again but he won't listen to me. He stopped calling and when I call him, he will return my call after like 5hours.

Pls advise me, is it polite for a man to marry and come stay in a woman's house because he said he will soon travel back? This is someone I like to support to get another apartment somewhere else but I haven't told him that. He has really changed in days.

No insult pls...pls ignore rather than insult me pls.

God truly bless you... Imagine some guys are funny....staying a ladies house for that matter... all his stay in yankee what does it gain... practical maybe nothing but a fine boy and accent speaking... eat your food, have sec with you and still ask you for cash, like someone said na to cash out on you he is planning.... even if he show all those ID he can run fake ID and show them to you... but his mind ain't with you... he is also keeping so many things from you either... bless up

The Girl don see too much, big bigger biggest, small letter. no dey her grammar

the OP said her pastor ask his church member to come to church with 100k
no body is reading that line

africonn:
Before I started coding I don't fancy music. these days it's Seyi vibez, Teni, john drille, and other non-mainstream artists that do the trick for me with their vibe jams, Coding is hard with idiotic bugs that get solved sub-consciously while doing anything else but coding . How do relax and kill the deadline tension .

The main issue with anything worth doing is productivity, the mind has a way of making you feel good about wanting to do something like you've actually done that thing, it's really funny, it's called wishful thinking a fundamental problem we all have, How many times have you thought about doing something how many times have you actually done that thing on time, This is actually one of the problems we have when giving the opportunity to be able to work from home. All of us want a remote job, How many of us have the discipline, focus, and resourcefulness to actually get along. There is no solution to that problem regardless of how many self-help videos you watch on youtube, the only solution is to actually do that stuff now no matter how small it is, as you will have guess I am not a good writer but I am learning, no be only code we go dey write nha.

Join my African community, Create Categories, threads, comments, God bless you!
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GreenDee:
nawa oo..The way guys bash and insult ladies at any slight opportunity on Nlnd is now getting irritating as fvck .. can't you just make your [b] nawa oo..The way guys bash and insult ladies at any slight opportunity on Nlnd is now getting irritating as fvck .. can't you just make your point without insults.

Moreover Op you already know what to do,do it..if she has a reason for asking for the monthly allowance,maybe she wants to venture into a business,or want to run a professional course..and you can afford it...there is no harm in helping her out.

being a boyfriend has automatically turn to him to her parent