₦airaland Forum

401kk: You really don't know people like the OP, i've met heartless, irrational people like him. He mentality is akin to that of Hitler and co. They're a very disgusting set of people.

Your sorry self is scared of being thrown into prison for stealing right?

tellwisdom: Bros, i yansh them right in their car, no matter hw big or expensive the tin be O see me ri??

Correct bad guy.
Other contributions from both sexes.

@d king 123, I have heard of a similar case like that too some years back.

The worst thing is, the woman was actually older than the man and she hid it?

This is a general assumption (almost a fact).

Most guys get intimidated when a lady they want to approach owns a car (if they -the guy doesn't have) or if the ladies car is bigger and better than his.

* Guys: have you dated or gonne out with a lady with a car (when you didn't have) or a lady with a better car than yours?

* Ladies: can you date a guy who doesn't have a car while you own one?

Mynd_44: You don't have a problem abi? What if he has a tone the type of Ghadaffi?

Ghaddafi's voice was ghaddishtic men.

^^^ you are right. IT /Telecoms, Engineering, Architecture, and Oil and Gas companies are not keen on dressing corporate.

But the average firm/company in Nigeria places corporate dressing irrespective of the sector they are in.

^^^ I agree with the 1st point but not the 2nd.

Some people could be very annoying.

I know the lady very well and I believe she is the one with the issue on ground.

^^^ na who go give you the alomo?
Your credit book don full throway.
First pay all the money wey you don dey owe.

manox1: FILL UR BRAIN BEFORE FILLING UR FRIDGE IF THE RELATION IS FOR LOVE.

FILL HER POCKET BEFORE FILLING UR FRIDGE OF THE RELATION IS CASUAL.

Okay oh! But I know still understand.

Dat fine boy: If ur a lady and u ask me 4 rechage card,
1. U ARE DEFINITELY CHEAP
2. A RECIDIVIST GOLD DIGGER
3. A POOR DEMENTIAL
4. Shamelesssssssssssss w.h.o.r.e
5. OPPORTUNIST
6. An agbo OF D HIGHEST ORDER
AND
7. U gat a small brain...
I HAV HAD LADYS DEMAND AIRTIME ESP ONLNE, I DELETE SHARP SHARP.
But wait o, how can i send r card 2 a gurl wen i gat gurls dat call me on a regular basis and even ask if i gat airtym?
GUYS NEED WISE UP.
How 2 make guls fall- get ur swag ryt and b confident......its really dat simple

I wonder why most guys still spend cheaply just to lay a girl. The truth is I think a lady actually respects a guy who has confidence and doesn't try to impress her by sending cheap.

Telling a girl openly you won't send her airtime or renew her BB subscription will only make you more mature and respected.


Me I say the NO! Faster than any other word.

I like giving without being asked or reminded.

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diehard: am interested in running a document processing business (business centre). have been for a long time now. problem is, i get discouraging feedback from people that i shouldnt: too capital intensive and no good profit. please can you say something about it. thanks.

Rule No 1 : Never seek advice from someone who doesn't even have an idea of where their life is heading to.

I.E, never ask a jobless man or white collar job about business ideas or being an entrepreneur.
Also don't take a 'dream' to a man who has no life. So many people just live but they don't exist.

Business Centre : could be a highly lucrative or dishearteneing investment.

Depending on some circumstances. You could either make money or loose money.

Somethings needs to be considered befor investing in the business.

Capital : yes owning a business centre might be quite capital intensive because you need to buy a photocopy machine, at least one desktop computer, scanner, binding machine, stabilizer, fan (or a/c), furniture and of course generator.

Before you invest in such a business consider the following;

* Location :Investing in a densely populated BUSINESS/COMMERCIAL location I.e, University or polythecnic, one federal or state ministry, business populated location e.g Broad Streed, Marina, V/island and the rest might be of immence reward.

On the otherhand, if you have free access to a property, you can have it in a sparsly populated area or an estate where even though such is needed, one can hardly get anywhere within the location to get such service.

To be above the game, you could have two or three computers with internet connections to charge people who might be in need of an internet service. Also you could include photography, for those who might need passport photogrph. Don't forget to also help to register American visa lottery applicant, waec, jamb, neco and the rest candidates.

This will surely keep you ahead of the game.

All the best.

blink182: Hard to tell, the value of an unlisted company is usually 3 or 4 times it's annual turnover. So the balance sheet of NL has to be seen first to create a concrete market value.

Assuming you were to do a blind bid, how much will you bid to buy it.

omodapson: This should bring up the question, what's in a name?

Everything! And I mean everything is in a name.

A brand is built within the circle of its name. A name can either make or mar a brand.

GT Assur grew under the platform of GT Bank. That was one reason the brand really blew from no where to become one of the best.

toboy: at most 20 million naira. But the rate nairaland is fast-a-growing, it can definately reach billions.i must confess

This sure looks like a fair deal for now.

Undabridge: So you mean I shud assign one page each for wot you've outlined above for me.

Exactly!
Maximum of 7 unclustered pages.

envee: @OP

I have been through this route before. Can't say I was encouraged especially when I started disliking what I had started. Finding my clients was the most difficult part for me. Now its even harder to start all over again.
I'll be following this thread for ur consulting advices and will try to see where I got it wrong.
Maybe I can start up something different again....

Thanks for your help in advance.

Can you give a brief details of what you were into, how you got started, how many years you spent in the business and how you decided to fold it up. That way it might be very easy to inspire you to get started again.

Wislet: 1 billion

Assuming Google wants to buy nairaland, do you think they will value it up to N1billion naira?

oresajo: Its great taking nigerian insurance to international level. customers should sleep with their 2 eyes closed cos they will be given more quality services than when they are Gtassur. "Here when U need us".

True! But won't the change in name affect their market value here in Nigeria?

Don't forget GT Assur is considered one of the biggest insurance nrands in Nigeria and having to convince customers might just be something else.

buchibabe: See ur mouth like complex. If u see me u won't vomit dat rubbish frm ur mouth. U tink its all about phsical appearence rite? Sorry for u. Go n mary one bianca witout lookin properly n divorce after 2 yrs den u wil know wat it is to b divorced. Mtchewwwww

True.
The rate of divorce in our society today is alarming.

YOUR STORY NO SELL ABEG.

The poster is testing this dumb story for his/her magazine ( treasure sity magazine).

Foolish attention seeker.

Go and hang yourself before you dump him


Is this where you are now making money from that you think he isn't good enough. Or isn't he the one that help you set this up?

https://www.nairaland.com/963442/treasure-city-magazine-vendors-needed#11104172

tawniey: my man does not have a fridge so we just dry the meat up or boil it with salt.but if he had a fridge i wish it would have fruits, beer, chicken, pounded yam, pepe soup, garri,palm tree wine,biscuit,milk,catfish,bakayawa,vegetables, mutakura, nhopi,nyebve,matohwe,derere,sharwma, sushi,prawns, ostrich egg and water

From your post it appears you are feeling sleepy.
Don't worry gome back and reply tomorrow when you are fully awake.

Una no sabi GT Assur ni?
It is the insurance arm of Guaranty Trust Bank Plc. But it has been sold to some foriegn insurance company. Who now renamed it to Mansard Insurance.

Mynd_44: In Economics, they call it coincidence of wants

thanks for the short tutor.

uchennaq: Hi Guys,
I was wondering if anyone here could point me to the right direction on how I can set up a firm where I can be an intermediary between Job Applicants and Employers. How can I get to HR department of companies..so I can render them services of media advertisement of their Job Vacancies.

Draft out a proposal and send it to each head of HOUR of companies.

Very insighteful contributions.

tomnmenace: Na wah ooo!
Dat caretaker sef, sexkillz abi na killingsex na very mumuric sornormabeans!! see aw e carry d elders of nairaland com truway for dis nonsensic corner!!
anysways! d young shall grow one day. abeg mak una push one bottle of medium.... na wia dat bush barman dey sef? BARMANN!!

Na God go judge am.
By the eay, all those your boys wey dey kidnap people no dey town?
Make we try kidnap am. Come threaten seun say unless he return our caban beer palour to upper ville before we go release am.

GT Assur. One of Nigeria's top 3 insurance company has rebranded and changed its name to MANSARD Insurance


What's your take on the name and logo?

Okay or Wack??.

@kushe,

Nice one. You made the most sense out of the whole lot.

Please kindly come up with your suppo best 10 Nigerian brands.

I have Never don this before.
But can this thread be taken to the Front Page.

At least let's see the monetary value people will place on nairaland.

yomz1e: GoTV is here now but what i dont get is if its been supported by DSTV why would i stay with DSTV for family boquet @N2800 and i can get GoTV for N1500 and get extra channel with it.why in the hell would i stay with DSTV? it doesnt make sense. My 2 boys love Disney Channels and GoTV offers it now in their basic pkg which DSTV doesnt? Can any1 make sense of this. I am thinking of installing it in the Children's room and it comes with 3 months free rental.

You are so correct.
Raised the same issue at their office but the manger didn't have any meaningful thing to say about it.

Dstv and south Africans as being known to be deceitful business people. I think only want to drag customers to buy the gotv. Give them like 3-5 months and I bet they will either remove thos channel or change it to a higher bouquet.

Imagine getting Sony Max, Discovery, CNN, Disney kids, Zone reality and other on a N1,500 package when even people on N2,500 on dstv only get CNN from the above mentioned stations.

991: My name is Nigeria i have about 140 million kids but officially i exports not less than 2 million barrels of crude oil daily. that's about $120 million daily income only in oil exportation, however i have other means of income but I am still in a state of inconvenient difficulties. please advise me

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Watch your back because sometime soon. And I mean really soon those your 140 million children will rise against you for not being responsible enough as a father.

Like every big business all over the world, bigger companies acquire smaller business or ideas.
Like meedo, youtube, to mention a few. They were acquire by bigger companies.
Looking at Nairaland's worth,
what is the HIGHEST amount you will ever be willing to pay for it if seun puts it up for sale?