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Sports › Re: Nigeria Vs South Africa AFCON 2023 Semi-Finals (4 - 2)pens On 7 Feb 2024 by advanceDNA: 8:20pm On Feb 07, 2024
Akwamkpuruamu:
I Don comot mind from this match
U nor want high blood pressure grin
Politics › Re: This Is The Time For Nigeria by advanceDNA: 7:29pm On Feb 07, 2024
Majesty7:
What has local rice and beans got to do with the USD fluctuation?

Are you paying your workers in USD or are you just importing your milling machines?
It's because there is hardly any production or manufacturing chain in Nigeria ...that from it's start to finish u won't need a foreign part that's dependent on dollar....

For example....
..From the planting phase in the farm....we use fertilizers....news flash...Nigeria Imports of Fertilizers was US$362.18 Million during 2022..... Are u getting the picture now??

...When u start transporting crops from local farm to cities, fuel that has been affected by dollar will affect cost of movement... Baba..do u know how much it cost to move tomatoes from Kano to Lagos?? Na die ooooo

...When farm produce now gets to industries. You will now begin see all manner of dollar-dependent machines and material that will convert e.g cocoa to bournvita, raw milk to powder milk....wheat to spaghetti, indomie etc

That's just food ooo

....u want to make phones locally....u will need foreign parts......dollar ooooo..

...u want to make books...u need foreign made machines and printers .....dollar oooo...

My brother .....there is almost no production line from start to finish that doesn't require a foreign input which will attract the dollar ...

it's not a crime to import ...the US is the greatest exporter in the world and still they import like mad, it's help local produce...... Brazil is another great importer of food.....yet brazil imports millions of other foods and technology like Nigeria

The government is still the problem...they should stop embezzling and wasting our foreign earnings, which will give us liberty of funding out exchange rate and help our foreign trades/imports....

..One of the most strongest currencies in the world is that of Oman and Kuwait.(almost same unit as the pound and dollar) ..how.??
They don't produce much like Nigeria..oil is virtually their only export....but they don't embezzle and waste everything like nigeria ..so they have enough dollars to hedge their exchange rate and fix it permanently on the same level as the dollar....making it easy for their importers to import things easily
Romance › Re: How Long Should You Wait To Have Sex? by advanceDNA: 2:53pm On Feb 07, 2024
EreluRoz:
And you are having it everywhere without the marriage, practice what you preach.

Intimacy should be after marriage, take correction.
U cannot read with proper context....I'm sorry I cannot help u
Romance › Re: How Long Should You Wait To Have Sex? by advanceDNA: 2:49pm On Feb 07, 2024
blessingnenye:
What is bound to happen will happen. In other to avoid regrets, treat intimacy as a personal decision rather than as a means to secure the heart of your significant other.
Noooo... .intimacy must secure marriage ooo
Weda it's after one day of meeting or one week, or one year...
Health › Re: "Having Sex 21 Times A Month With Wife Or Side Chic Prevents Prostrate Cancer" by advanceDNA: 12:05pm On Feb 07, 2024
blueghost:
That is cheating bro and not responsible
If you are not feeling it better to bow out like a man than to be hiding doing nonsense
Bow out to where??it's the same thing if u marry another woman...It like u don't know Women control sex...they want to have sex only when they want it....

.thats why when u touch them, u will always hear I'm tired, I'm not in the mood, and they have 4-6days period in a month

If any man intends to have sex more than 10 times a month not to even talk of 21 times....then side chick or multiple wives is a must ...or say welcome to prostate cancer grin grin
Car Talk › Re: Advice Needed On 2005 Toyota Sienna by advanceDNA: 11:19am On Feb 07, 2024
ugreat:
Thanks bro. You're appreciated
If the transmission works well..I suggest u don't go around poking that bear....

Original WS oil can be an issue to get especially if u not close to the big cities...many oil dealers sell fake and will even sell it for the price of original just to deceive you....not to mention this broken down economy that lot of pple are trying to cut corners to maximize profit...

If they put the fake and the original WS side by side..u can't tell the difference....
Romance › Re: You'll Never Be A Wife by advanceDNA: 9:52am On Feb 07, 2024
Bornboy4:
But wait oh...don't you think that most ladies are to quick at opening their legs for sex?
Nooooo....women are never fault ooo...how can u blame women? They are only victims of sweet mouth, need for new Iphones, wigs, clothes and urgent 30k....

Women don't have free will in sex matters ...once they meet a man ..wateva he says must make them open their legs.. The sex seff...they don't want it ...they are just doing it for the man... cool
Romance › Re: I've Slept With 50+ Girlfriends & Wives And Discovered 8 SHOCKING Insights by advanceDNA: 8:47am On Feb 07, 2024
Powerbando:
Hold on
They will do it to your wife
😈 Devil is waiting for you at a corner
Sadly that's not how Karma works in real life....
Fvcking around is an individual decision and not karma.....I've seen decent men marry whorîsh wife and good women marry community penîs.

Karma will not automatically turn his wife into a whóre if she chooses to live a sexually disciplined and decent life....

Who knows...Something else might happen to him because of his sexually indiscipline lifestyle.... But that his wife will automatically be fvcked by men is a truckload of bullshiit & fallacy....
Romance › Re: Finding A Wife Is Really Not Easy O by advanceDNA: 3:26am On Feb 07, 2024
dgee1:
Be warned. You're entering a trap with that email you just sent.
the guy is not ready for marriage .. he's still running after half nàkéd women online..
Health › Re: Polako, Bayelsa Youth President Raphael Commits Suicide by advanceDNA: 4:19pm On Feb 06, 2024
Ginik:
You suffer more if you take your own life. Because you didn't give it the first place. Suicide is the an option guys
What are u saying seff...??
Car Talk › Re: Lexus Is250 by advanceDNA: 12:13pm On Feb 06, 2024
nurey:
Yes 2022 4GR was 100k grin, 2gr was 350k while 1GR is around 600k. The 2.5L V6 4GR isn't expensive though then I heard its because it wasn't a sort after engine
100k...as at 2022.?? Wow...I missed out on good deal.... Sigh!!

I guess I always assumed Toyota engines and gears na die
Car Talk › Re: Lexus Is250 by advanceDNA: 11:54am On Feb 06, 2024
nurey:
IS250 engine isn't that expensive should be 400 to 500k, 4GR is the cheapest engine for recent toyota cars, nah IS350 engine dey expensive.
Even with this dollar hike...400k??..... Okay oooo......
Sports › Re: The Crowd That Came Out To Welcome Guinea After AFCON Outing by advanceDNA: 9:06pm On Feb 05, 2024
EreluRoz:
Says someone that can't even kick a ball undecided
It's like ur dopamine levels has sky rocketed again
Sports › Re: The Crowd That Came Out To Welcome Guinea After AFCON Outing by advanceDNA: 8:33pm On Feb 05, 2024
Ladoja19:
Today, my wife said she will give my beans to Lucy (dog) if I didn't show up on time
Me watching 5 aside game very close to pepe seller's shop
Anyway ,I'm still with her pepe shaa
I must see dis penalty
Lol ..u be werey.... grin
U wife go tackle you when u reach house
Car Talk › Re: Lexus Is250 by advanceDNA:
Chassyboy:
Hello everyone, I want to buy my first car and I'm thinking of buying the Lexus is250 2008 2009 pls do you all think is a nice car to start with. I honestly like the car but don't know much about it
For u to be thinking about Is250 ..u obviously have more than a few change to spare......so go ahead and buy...

.my own advice to anyone that wants to buy a car is.......can u afford the engine and gear when they decide to show u pepper.?

.....is250 engine shouldn't be less than 400-500k... Gear seff na die.....

. All other parts na small change..like 40k, 70k, 25k, 150k...
Politics › Re: Bianca Ojukwu Pictured At Event With Namibia’s Late President And New President by advanceDNA: 6:24pm On Feb 05, 2024
Now that's a dangerously beautiful woman
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Ekiti Pupils: Tramadol, Black Bullet, Milk, ₦15M Paid As Ransom by advanceDNA: 4:54pm On Feb 05, 2024
ffo:
who do you think the "people" was ? that was the government
Respect urself please
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 4:16pm On Feb 05, 2024
Absolutebeau:
Goodevening house. I've been following this thread and really gained much here.
Pls, I need some clarifications. We did church wedding years back but recently did registry wedding in view of our visa application. So my question is this : in order to justify our grown up kids, should we also submit our church wedding certificate with the registry certificate? Thanks
Submit only ur church wedding certificate... Leave ur registry out of it...... Churches are authorized by law to conduct weddings and issue certificate....
Autos › Re: ««« Sold!! Toks Highlander 04 4cyl @ N7.9M Negotiable ««« by advanceDNA: 4:08pm On Feb 05, 2024
Interesting,..I never knew highlander has 4 plugs version...
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Ekiti Pupils: Tramadol, Black Bullet, Milk, ₦15M Paid As Ransom by advanceDNA: 12:58pm On Feb 05, 2024
LordIsaac:
I despise that Governor for that act! Honestly, there is no Nigeria!
Asslicking governor.....

Trying to make it look like it was government's effort....so they can take glory for what they ddnt do.......everything is politics to them
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Ekiti Pupils: Tramadol, Black Bullet, Milk, ₦15M Paid As Ransom by advanceDNA: 12:56pm On Feb 05, 2024
thatigboman:
very good question.
I thought tramadol is banned in nigeria. Where did the get the tramadol they gave the kidnappers?
...I don't think it's banned...just it has been placed under list of controlled substances....

So u will need prescription to purchase... I guess they begged the chemist their children's life was on the line
Politics › Re: Kidnapped Ekiti Pupils: Tramadol, Black Bullet, Milk, ₦15M Paid As Ransom by advanceDNA:
they paid ransom before release, which they gathered on their own with help from people..

....so whats the governor thanking the president for..... ?? Abi the governor wants be unfortunate niii??
Romance › Re: “We Accidentally Had S*x One Of The Days You Went To Work” - Lady Reacts by advanceDNA: 11:48am On Feb 05, 2024
She said "U can't blame me for getting pregnant" grin grin grin grin. It was an accident...the guy tripped on the stairs and fell dick-strong into her open legs, which was naked by the way.... Omo búrúkú.....

BTW...Use ur brain when u want to spread legs ...Someone has spread legs and gotten a ring .......spread ur legs at the right place so u will not become single mother and start blaming the rest of us.......

. Doesn't matter who u blame anyways....it's all ur fault at the end of the day

.......if it goes bad...u will now start cursing someone's son.......
Sports › Re: The Crowd That Came Out To Welcome Guinea After AFCON Outing by advanceDNA: 11:42am On Feb 05, 2024
Forget story








......Football is a religion......
Travel › Re: Which European Country Can 25M Take Me To by advanceDNA:
3shadi:
I've been here quite for a while and I've created different trends about japa, I seriously believe in that because I don't see any hope for Nigeria, well good thing is I have about 25M now and sadly, the agent told me ill need to have a closing balance of 45M to apply for a study permit.
He said canada and uk now, one needs to have about 25M just to show for proof of living thats asides school fees and other things, im utterly disappointed, any advice??
If u no mind the cold....Finland is another good place if u can take the study route...No block account like Germany and Belgium.....u use ur bank statement. 6720€ proof of funds...(thats less than 8M)

Health insurance is not like UK that u pay the government ...u get ur own cheap insurance from companies available ...u won't pay more than 250-400€ per year...

Tuition can be around 8-12k depending on the course...and they offer tuition waivers of around 4k for international student

U get ur citizenship after 4 years and Finland counts ur 2 years during masters degree as part of the 4 years....

Student works 30hrs per week

Good luck.....
Family › Re: This Valentine Period Would Be Funny. by advanceDNA:
Nice2023:
Many will certainly hide away from responsibilities.

I heard of a guy whose girlfriend cooked 4eggs with one pack of indomitable,the started shouting until he asked the girl friend to leave his house.

Those are the signs.
The guy supposed send am out of his place ....Is she Sango or Obatala wey dey eat sacrifice for T-junction .?? Why will she be eating 4 eggs....
Romance › Re: Who Will Marry The Beautiful Nigerian Women In The UK? by advanceDNA: 2:34am On Feb 05, 2024
abba190:
but why this girl from uk is disturbing me for video calls?
Ask her why naaa
Family › Re: They Portray Good Deeds Outside But Wicked Inside by advanceDNA: 8:44pm On Feb 04, 2024
I don't even know how pple have the dirty mind of using someone else's kid as maid....under aged oooo.....and u know fully well that that child is doing it against her will while someone else is getting paid for it....

ur own kids wear nice clothes and go to nice schools but u dump maid at home to do work, wear funny looking clothes ...

And u think that child will be happy in her mind towards you and ur kids.......I just laugh whenever I see stories of wicked under aged maids showing their madam pepper......
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:24pm On Feb 04, 2024
080mamaayi:
Pls, I really appreciate your responses🙏🙏
But can I go ahead and use my old name for my passport and still present the documents for change of name during visa application in order to prove relationship with my husband?

Will it not raise a red flag ,that I have done change of name and yet didn't use it on my passport??

Pls, I am sorry for disturbing🙏
Nothing concern UKVI with whether u change name or not....
Many women marry and don't officially change name on document or bank accounts
....
Now u have ur maiden name on passport right?? U can decide to use ur maiden name on ur visa application form.........UKVi will link it marriage certificate to the ur husband's name

.. on the other hand ...If u decide to use ur husbands name on ur visa application ....which will now be different from the name on ur passport ....still doesn't matter( u can then decide to submit sworn affidavit and or paper publication for change of name)
***** ur marriage certificate will solve all the name difference***


What will raise redflag is if ur marriage is fairly young like less than a year or twoo ....which may cause UKVI to ask for more proofs

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