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Romance › Re: A Lady Receives Invitation To Wedding Of Her Boyfriend From Another Woman by advanceDNA: 2:13pm On Feb 04, 2024
Fastest finger...
Autos › Re: . by advanceDNA: 1:43pm On Feb 04, 2024
Angrigowt:
No price. Thief. Gr3edy mofo. So when we call.u gp dey give us diff price. U r not ready to sell.idiot
Baba calm down...
Romance › Re: Who Will Marry The Beautiful Nigerian Women In The UK? by advanceDNA:
I was expecting statistics of women drawn from survey(s), complaining of not having men to marry them....

Abeg leave these pple ....only a lazy woman needs a man....and everyone works in the UK.... expect a few exploiting the system
Romance › Re: I Am In Trouble O by advanceDNA: 5:48pm On Feb 03, 2024
AllenSpencer:
It’s HIV
Over time, you will start feeling hot.

The cells are just getting started with familiarizing with your body cells

Why I said you should take a test in one month time. It would have matured then.
U are wicked grin grin
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:59pm On Feb 03, 2024
justwise:
Are those figures in £?
Hahahahahahahahahahaha..... grin grin grin

Is that sarcasm or u are genuinely asking?

As if u don't know how inconsiderately wicked those Nigerian care agency owners are
Family › Re: Wife Catches Her Husband Sleeping With Her Mother In Nasarawa by advanceDNA: 2:56pm On Feb 03, 2024
he saw his father and grandmother fighting naked in the visitor’s room and grandma was crying while daddy was on top of her.


Little children .....they are so innocent....
Business › Re: Will Allowing Only Banks issue/sell USD Solve Naira Slide? by advanceDNA: 2:24pm On Feb 03, 2024
commoditiesnig:
Sorry I corrected myself.

I meant that why are those countries not experiencing issues the way Nigeria is?
U already know naaa..we are not manufacturing anything that will drive demand of naira and make our currency high

Sadly the oil that we have..which would have been an advantage to earn plenty dollars and boost our foreign reserve enough for us to peg our exchange rate like oman and Kuwait...is not effective because of our leaders that are useless ...always embezzling
Business › Re: Will Allowing Only Banks issue/sell USD Solve Naira Slide? by advanceDNA: 1:49pm On Feb 03, 2024
What is this one saying....there are money shops abroad that changes currency for individuals...

Banks will only do officially payment like school fees, hospital bills, etc ...
Romance › Re: Who Will Help Me? by advanceDNA: 1:21pm On Feb 03, 2024
drimzsmoke:
Go and meet panso.phist, he's the one who said you people should be starting family with 50k salary!!!😡😡😡😡😡😡
🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️🚶🏿‍♂️
Lol
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 8:27am On Feb 03, 2024
Maysdevices:
Bro thinks he’s Future,

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Your type is easy to spot like some single mothers, you are extremely broken over rejection from women in real life because you have NO GAME due to the fact that you think everything is about money

Even my younger brother of 24 who is a filthy rich multimillionaire that gets multiple pussies is ten times smarter than you at your ADVANCED age. Dude doesn’t speak or argue with women, you’re either on his terms or you’re not.. not even me his elder sister. Go argue with SIMPS

Guess who that SIMP is in question here?

Now that is a MAN WITH DIRECTION
It's u again...two mentions?? And u keep mentioning pvssy..
...I'm sorry I don't get u...so I can't give u a proper response...all u have here are insults I can't put a proper premise or context on.

So .... Enjoy
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 8:25am On Feb 03, 2024
Maysdevices:
You can never convince a woman to sleep with you if you don’t flash some cash like some men do and this hurts you so badly. You keep wondering how those broke boys are fucking your girl. This is why you have an over emotional response to anything a woman says, even when it is a joke or obviously sarcastic

You lot act like using the women in your life and dumping them affects the women you argue with online. IT ONLY AFFECTS THE TRASH YOU FUUUCKED AND DUMPED BRO.

WHO THE HELL CARES ABOUT THE FACT THAT YOU GET MULTIPLE OVERUSED PUSSIES AND HOW DOES IT AFFECT POCAHANTAS OR EUNOIAA?

IT ONLY AFFECTS YOUR DICK, HER PAID PUSSY, YOUR FAST EMPTYING WALLET, LIFE FORCE AND SPIRITUAL LIFE, SPONGE BRAIN

SO YOU TRULY BELIEVE IN YOUR DELUDED MIND THAT WOMEN WHO DO NOT KNOW YOU FROM ADAM ARE PAINED THAT YOU USE PEOPLE’S SISTERS AND DAUGHTERS FOR SEX
AND DUMP THEMhuh


IS IT THEIR PUSSY YOU USEDhuh

Hahahahahahahahaa
Woman...I am not sure I get u.....are u supposed to mention me or someone else??
Romance › Re: Am I Too Strict? by advanceDNA: 7:31pm On Feb 02, 2024
Trizyd:
Unless it's a fake story. The kind mind she has to tell you she's sleeping at a niggas place. A big blood red flag.
It happens in all almost all relationship in different ways of course...

women will consciously or unconsciously test ur tolerance for bulshiit......once u simp in the name of being understanding, mature, and not jealous...

Otilor... U lose control and be the mumu of the relationship..
Politics › Re: Nigeria Vs Angola: Peter Obi With Nigeria Supporters Club (pics) by advanceDNA: 6:57pm On Feb 02, 2024
phorget:
What if we win?🤷‍♂️
They will still call it bad luck for Angola... Bad belle pple....

Una win election still drag loser ...as in I've never heard of sore winners before
Business › Re: We Sell A 50KG Bag Of Rice For ₦45,000 ONLY by advanceDNA: 6:41pm On Feb 02, 2024
UrgentNeeds:
We Sell A 50KG Bag of Rice For ₦45,000 ONLY.

We Help You Purchase Directly From The Local Mills MAINLY Every Tuesday.

We Can Waybill To Any Location Within Nigeria.



Rice is Not Completely Stone-fr33 But Nicely Cleaned. You can destone it yourself to sell @ higher profit in your cities.
Location
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 6:35pm On Feb 02, 2024
JpbC:
Hope the person did not buyy Fake COS

The new thing is the companys name does not pop up once you type the code

Thats why people are getting banned now
If the employers name didn't pop up in the application...u can't move Forward with the application let alone submit ..

He said UKVI some of the information didn't tally except the name....like they are accusing him of trying to use someone's COS that have a similar name to his
Romance › Re: What Are Possible Dangers Of Marrying A Single Mom In This Era? by advanceDNA: 6:31pm On Feb 02, 2024
GodPrince:
I should try to mend things if the female reaches out again? Is it okay to marry a single mom? What are the possible dangers?
Guy Marry her.....if all goes well...all praise to God....If it goes bad...u will come and educate nairaland .. cool

But the standard issues most face are:

Wahala of ex: strafing ur wife if she's not over him...Once the ex start to provide more for ur wife......guy..ur home is under threat...

Double authority: "My daddy said", ...my daddy doesn't want me to do this or that" .

If u are rich: u shouldn't have issues with caring for an extra kid that's not urs.......if not, a time will come u will choose ur own kid when u cant afford a major expense for both.wahala go start

Discipline: .never forget...her child is not urs... How u will slap ur own kid is not how u will slap her kid....the outcome will never be the same.

Female children: give urself brain...u will always be viewed as a potential rapist...

Over all..u have more work to do ..because u gats make her happy, make her kid happy, keep the ex in check ....keep her second inlaws in check...... but u go dey alright naaa..shebi u be strong man...??
Romance › Re: I Always Think Of My Babe's Friend When Having Sex With My Babe. by advanceDNA: 1:08pm On Feb 02, 2024
bobonla:
I already have him. I'm serious here. Have u ever encountered such?
Hahahahahahahahahaha grin


Nigga u fvnny asf
Romance › Re: I Always Think Of My Babe's Friend When Having Sex With My Babe. by advanceDNA: 12:58pm On Feb 02, 2024
bobonla:
Good day house. I visited my babe in another state. She's accommoding one of her female friend. The issue is each time I and my babe are having sex, I always imagine I'm onto of her, then immediately the sex pleasure increases and I'll release.
What might be the issue?
Greed.....
..u will soon lose what u have for what u are just fantasizing about and cannot have
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA:
Maysdevices:
Dude you are pained asf today

Moving from thread to thread arguing with multiple women, what the hell are you even doing with your life? I would be extremely embarrassed to have a man like this as mind… Get busy bro, I’m a woman and I don’t even have this time

Sorry, sorry don’t cry grin grin grin
Another fan jumped out of the shadows to cry? Yawn...!!
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA:
Maysdevices:
You don’t stress your over what?!


You that are in several different comments sections arguing with women having a meltdown over one sarcastic comment a lady made in one thread? grin grin grin

If you decide to respond, I won’t read, if you decide not to, I have driven my point accross


Emotional ass man…. Lmaooo grin grin
Yawn!!
What are u on about...?? Have we met...
Nigga lady.....please put ur frustrations else where...my mention is not the place....
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 9:26pm On Feb 01, 2024
enigmatic16:
You should see the way Nigerian men talk about women here on Nairaland, why don't you say anything when they are bashing women?
Bashing?? See the truth is I don't stress my self over every petty comments or jabs...u women get triggered by every comment.....everything is an attack to you.....
..women bash men..men bash women ...it's allowed to roast each other... I have checked guys here who made obviously nasty comment if u care to know....

enigmatic16:
there is a thread about Korra Obidi confessing about cheating on her ex husband... i cringe when i read such comments coming from men about a woman.
okay...she cheated on her husband....so?? I ddnt see the thread ..I don't know what u talking about ...

enigmatic16:
Nigerian men need a brain over-haul,
Okay ...opinion is free....if this ur comment came from a man u will call it an insult and misogyny ...but as usual...u are just reacting grin grin

enigmatic16:
is no wonder why they appear useless in developed countries and when they go to such countries they struggle with their self esteem
Sigh .....useless?? Struggle with self esteem?? Lol.....fallacy, fallacy, fallacy....u are just doing same thing u accuse me here of:generalization

enigmatic16:
Why is the divorce rate high among Nigerian couples that Japa?
So many reasons....
1.Feelings change...
2..Men hurt their spouse..
3..Women hurt their spouse
3..People get greedy because divorcing their husband can make them house owners and get benefit....there have actually been many cases of women faking abuse just to have record of calling the police over abuse..
4..Some feel it's time to use the system to their favour....women are favoured abroad....it's a fact...

Madam..what's ur point for real...?? U are just all over the place with ur points? I mentioned someone because I feel a nigga died ..and all u women are doing is mocking him for some petty comment he made...
.....and you are also here trying to justify this mockery because of other comments made by guys on a different thread...?? Madam...if u want to drag the dead guy because of something another guy said here ....u are free....
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 5:36pm On Feb 01, 2024
cococandy:
I wonder where you saw me mocking him.
A nigga died..and y'all kept referencing his choice for a white woman over black nd something he said while he was alive... Yeah that's mockery of the dead...

cococandy:
Unlike you guys I don’t think anyone who died at the hands of an abusive spouse did something to deserve it.
if u actually feel deep down he ddnt deserve what happened to him..then all the talks about what he said, or his choice of dating a white woman, or run his mouth like u said, won't come up .
....
cococandy:
That’s you clearly projecting your behavior onto me. But you’d know that if you’re being sincere.
projecting?? This is fvnny........u must be a comedian

cococandy:
The whole point is that white women aren’t the angels and black women the demons you’ve made us out to be
Madam no vex ooo ..where did u get this from that ..white women are painted as angels by black men....and black women as demons .....?? U are obviously throwing fallacy and blurring contextual lines of different comments u have seen online ...

cococandy:
because of your own self hatred and inferiority complex.
another funny comment.....it should be a stale move by now invalidating and insulting pple for their choices ...
u women don't like it when men call u call diggers for wanting only rich men ...so which one is inferiority complex....some men find white women more appealing.....its the media effect...

Nearly all black women leave their natural hair for white women type of wigs ...it's just preference and fashion....no biggie.
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 5:12pm On Feb 01, 2024
tishbite43:
This is what blacks over there avoid
Unnecessary toxicity
I mean...throwing jabs is normal...I do it alot... It's all fun.....
but when it involves unfortunate painful incident like this....we should switch to our humanity side....
Foreign Affairs › Re: America Is Boiling And Preparing For A Devastating Strike Against Iran by advanceDNA: 5:09pm On Feb 01, 2024
All them POTUS like to flex their muscles during their tenure...

Well... With a military/defence budget of over $900 billion ...u will either look for trouble or trouble will look for you ..
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 5:03pm On Feb 01, 2024
1Sharon:
He is not dead and unfortunate. He is resting in preference.
Lol....U must be a wicked comedian
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 5:00pm On Feb 01, 2024
1Sharon:
May he rest in preference.

He levelled up all the way to heaven.

Mrs Clean just flushed his black toilet.
Lol .... ...

But why are guys mocking a dead man??

I mean the nigga is dead and an unfortunate incident at that....I don't get this unified solidarity here....it's weirdly insensitive and petty....

Still .. opinion is free shaaa....
Romance › Re: Ivorian Man Issues Apology To Wife After Viral AFCON Incident - (video) by advanceDNA: 4:56pm On Feb 01, 2024
Nice2023:
Including ur father, ur uncles and brothers.

In fact and the men in ur village.
Guy ...you too dey para over ordinary tears....
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 4:49pm On Feb 01, 2024
cococandy:
If you’re not familiar with this topic please sit this one out
Oh...I ddnt know u are close to the family or friends .. I thought we read the 1st and second story online ....

Or it's just u trying to justify ur mockery of the dead
Family › Re: Married Couples: How Do You Cope With Temptation To Cheat? by advanceDNA: 4:43pm On Feb 01, 2024
Eunoiaa:
Writing so much words like these for something that supposedly doesn't get to you. 🤣🤣🤣


Why are you and the other *****head convulsing over my own 'jab' too? And why do y'all like forcing a pseudo-romantic relations between us and yourselves? It's one thing to blame men in real life for my bitterness, but NL men? undecided

Who tf is fu*king with you guys?? Mtcheeeewwww.
Yawwnnnnn!!! I'm not sure I get what u are yammering about..
.. But if it's all fun....why do u still sound so pained....I'll try not to give u PTSD with my response so u dont start crying to Séun and the other mods..., misogyny, attack, attack... Seun..do something
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 4:22pm On Feb 01, 2024
cococandy:
That’s not the point tho is it?
So what's the point....??

cococandy:
We’ve all accepted that black women are the scum of the earth according to you black men.
Like seriously..(according to black men??) From where did u get this statement from?? ..u are petty...sounds like u have PTSD over flimsy online comments..

cococandy:
So yea a black girl could have done the same. No news there.
I am glad u agree....so what's the mockery for because a white girl did it.??

cococandy:
Why is a white woman the perfect creature doing it? Aren’t they supposed to be feminine, docile, submissive, gentle, everything we are supposedly not?
perfect?? Submissive? White women?? u are trying to be sarcastic ...but u are just sounding weird and its disturbing...

cococandy:
Why does it keep happening that they run their mouths to black women and end up like this at the hands of white women?
U are just capping fallacy...why does it keep happening?? U are talking like u have some significant stats of men ran their mouth (according to your own idea of running mouth) married s white woman and got killed by the white woman......
Madam..u got something else going on with you abeg... If someone annoyed you...go sort it out with the person .....this ur yarns no follow
Crime › Re: Christian Obumseli: Parents Of Onlyfans Model Who Killed Boyfriend Arrested by advanceDNA: 4:03pm On Feb 01, 2024
Raalsalghul:
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

You sef, you no dey forgive.
Nairaland men messed with her head real bad

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