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Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 11:29am On Dec 02, 2022
lahify:
Please how can my white girlfriend apply for me to come over to be living with her. Thanks
Girlfriend cannot apply for u to go and officially be living with her cos civil partnership cannot be established between u both...

Shebi una wan marry??

Let ur girlfriend come and marry you in naija then jappa....

Or u do tourist visa to her location not linked to her.......u get there ..u marry her....
If she invite u for visit...ECO go bounce u sharpally cos them go assume say u go over stay... especially if u dont have any solid home ties like good paying job, etc....
Gaming › Re: Playstation 4 Slim by advanceDNA: 8:42am On Dec 02, 2022
hakinze00:
op wants to buy one, he is not selling
Oh
Phones › Re: I Need Iphone 6 To Buy. by advanceDNA: 5:56am On Dec 02, 2022
Una still dey sell phone wey no get update again for over 40k
Romance › Re: Why Do Most Guys Blame Ladies Of Their Failures After Having Sex With Them? by advanceDNA: 4:42am On Dec 02, 2022
mic360:
Why can't most guys blame themselves for their failures and setbacks instead they blame their sex partner for every setback they encounter after having sexual intercourse.

Well I am also in search of answers.


Is it something to do with exchange of demons in each sexual encounters or what?

I need answers please.
It's not just girls..pple that believe in good and bad luck syndrome attribute bad or good luck to any new engagement, investment, person, that came into their lives within a period of time.

It could even be piece of clothing based on the color ..I've seen someone that don't wear any shade of red...says when she was born her parents were told not put red materials on her

These pple also believe it the other way round. If they meet a lady and things go well, they also attribute it to her and keep buying her things and do anything to have her around them
Romance › Re: Is It That Nigerian Men Don't Bathe Again? by advanceDNA: 6:29pm On Dec 01, 2022
siofra:
And don't forget to shower and brush your teeth at least once a day. Thanks.
Na u start vawulwence now.... If we throw counter attack u smelly broke áss with no one to marry go dey cry for mods grin
Romance › Re: First Bank Wiped My Mum Account by advanceDNA: 6:26pm On Dec 01, 2022
Schelube:
Please i need all kind of help i could get.
My Mum went to First Bank branch at Upper Iweka road, Onitsha, Anambra State yesterday to withdraw 20k. She inserted her card to withdraw but the Atm decline her card,she tried the 2nd time but got same rejection for an account she has being operating for more than 20years.

Someone behind saw what was going on and encouraged her to try again if she is sure of the account & pin or approached the bank for a complain. She equally tried d 3rd time, the Atm took her card and went out of service.
She stood there waiting for the machine to come up again before her next line of action with same people on the queue.

As soon as the Atm machine came up, she got a debit of #400k, #300k and #1million. All within 5minutes. With that shock, she rushed inside the bank to complain for the receivers account to be flag down but was told to write a letter under tensed condition. She wrote d letter and also informed my elder brother who is also a banker with another bank. My bro took up the matter immediately and call the branch manager of first bank for the account number of the receiver to be flag but was told that first bank wont be able to see the receivers account number till God knows when.

Personally most of us do transfer and you can easily see who you sent money to any minute. I wonder how this case look different.
After their delays for some hours, they reluctanly went to the Atm to look for my mum Atm but again said her Atm card is not in the machine. If not in the machine, where is it. My bro also asked them to use CCTV to verify my mum claim but we got the shock of our life. They said no CCTV coverage in that ATM that is within the bank premises. I dont know what to do since am not with her anymore but i know i might get any help possible from here. Please any admin do justice to this. She is retired as well.
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This matter looks like ur mum's card has been compromised b4 going to the bank hence, her pin not working as u said ....the alerts was probably just coincidental with the time she was at the bank.... I suspect inside job or if she use ATM for POS stand.....

I notice those POS gus now have an accomplice that stand at pple's back when u want to key in your pin on their POS...that's how they get pple's pin.....
Gaming › Re: Playstation 4 Slim by advanceDNA: 6:07pm On Dec 01, 2022
KennyRouge:
If you have playstation 4 slim for sale drop your price let deal
U didn't say the condition....if accessories is available... If it's hackable firmware...if it's working well ...
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 2:57pm On Dec 01, 2022
Cleo18:
Then it's the company that gave you the offer you should be contacting, not us here.
Ranting is free naa
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 10:10am On Dec 01, 2022
austarock:
Someone should advice me please.
I got my CAS yesterday and part of the money in my account for POF was pulled by the bank without my notice.
I guess I still needed to leave the money there until I get my Visa. I have to apply for Visa from today.

What should I do/what is the best option for me now?
Its risky.....if u have counted 28days already before sending to the school to get ur CAS... u can still use that same printed copy if its not been long printed it...like a couple of days

But bear in mind that ECOs can ask for another print copy through an NSF email if they suspect u dont have the money in ur account anymore

So it might be best to start another 28day count...print and apply same day u print
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari To Testify Against Aminu Adamu In Court by advanceDNA: 8:23am On Dec 01, 2022
miketayo:
Check his tweet
Oh okay
Politics › Re: Aisha Buhari To Testify Against Aminu Adamu In Court by advanceDNA: 8:18am On Dec 01, 2022
Karrima:
Who cares about what they do there? The boy supported the murder of Deborah, Aisha is busy punching his face now. Karma is a tireless b!tch!
How did u know he supported deborah's murder??
Investment › Re: Converting Gtbank Dollar Prepaid Card To Cash by advanceDNA:
Deltakorrect:
Good morning Nairalanders,

I became a victim of circumstance when I loaded my Gtbank dollar prepaid card to pay for a school admission fee in Sweden but site couldn't process my card, but it has been taken care of .

Please I will appreciate if anyone can share ideas with me what I can use my prepaid card for to possibly convert it to cash?

Await your response.

Thanks
Deltakorrect
Dem go run u street for here ooooo
Keep ur card....u can collect cash on atm if u reach sweeden
Romance › Re: Where Can I Get My Qatari Billionaire? (photos) by advanceDNA: 7:42am On Dec 01, 2022
OloYeOfEgbE:
Is your surname Jackson ?

Geddifok biko
U enter my mention to insult me just becos u no agree with my comment ... Is this one mad niiii ??
Christianity Etc › Re: Before Your Son Brings Another Son As His Wife, Wake Up - Bishop Oyedepo by advanceDNA: 7:41am On Dec 01, 2022
CanadaOrBust:
I’m obviously far from being LGBTQ, just read my comments.
But stop making a fool of yourself - gay behavior in animals is SETTLED science. No biologist or scientist is still debating it
U are the one making fool of urself because the academic community know why they don't debate it ... They will be cancelled for not being politically correct...

Basic animal social behavior that has been known for years are being desperately tagged sexual ..tagging them homosexual ..

.... I own dogs....When my male puppies get to three months they dry-hump Teddie bear, the small toybreeds like Lhasa will even dry-hump ur leg .... so what kinda sexuality will u tag this behavior ..lol??

Someone sent me a video of a lioness licking the body of another female lion and called lesbianism .. it's funny.... I'm not going to argue with u over textbook LGBT lies cos I've seen worse.... I've seen men tagged women, women tagged men,...I've seen people called no gender.... And if a scientist say other wise..u get cancelled and even loose ur job
Romance › Re: Does She Really Love My Friend With This Behavior by advanceDNA: 12:11am On Dec 01, 2022
Kellyson2468:
My nysc friend is not happy that his girlfriend who both of them are serving in the Same state and ppa . She did relocation to another state and didn't tell my friend till she did everything. Now she have travel to the new state and didn't even tell my friend who she claims she loves so much. Up till now she haven't call my friend to tell him she have travel, He got the news from her former roommate. What do you suggest. Break up or what should he do
She has been cheating on ir friend all along...
The real boyfriend(working class) relocated her to his location....
.ur friend is just a side penís she's using to pass time.....


Ur friend should play along as if he doesnt know.....thats called rigging in election
Christianity Etc › Re: Before Your Son Brings Another Son As His Wife, Wake Up - Bishop Oyedepo by advanceDNA: 11:55pm On Nov 30, 2022
CanadaOrBust:
You must not have google. See below
U lgbt folks just go around taging any animal behaviour as sex in a despeartion to prove homosexuality in animals?


The desperation is real......lol...
Romance › Re: Where Can I Get My Qatari Billionaire? (photos) by advanceDNA: 11:43pm On Nov 30, 2022
gasparpisciotta:
Virgin my foot.

I went through a few of your posts and concluded that you were a chip off the old block.

Your upbringing is apparently deficient despite your best effort to project yourself as a sane human.

Imagine selling yourself to the highest bidder is clearly reminiscent of your background.

A dog does not give birth to a goat
I carry rpg come knife fight
Family › Re: "My Hubby Not The Father Of Our Kid, But I Didn't Sleep With Another Man" - Lady by advanceDNA: 8:45pm On Nov 30, 2022
Madam na first born child naaaa....thats the child that usually turns out to be paternity fraud because u women of nowadays are always sexually active with another man up till the point u switched to ur husband's penís after saturday marriage .....

u come dey call that one faithful..Madam, shéy you want to dey whine us niii

Romance › Re: I Feel Heartbroken. Again!!! by advanceDNA: 8:25pm On Nov 30, 2022
Proserpina:
Why didn't you share him some of your redpills earlier?
Redpill doesnt work well until nigerian girl don show u shégé
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 8:08pm On Nov 30, 2022
Jocabasa:
AdvanceDNA E b like say u dis Ethiopian airline too much ooo...
D lowest n cheapest flight on Ethiopian Air is 740k compare to EGYPTAIR which d lowest n cheapest flight is 450k...

I went to EGYPTAIR main office in V/island n asked abt dia online booking if is safe n secured for booking...
Dey sed no problem wit dia app pipu ar booking wit no stories...

Dey advise it wil b better n cheaper booking on dia online app since i av dollars instead of booking frm dia office wit naira...

I don't av naira wit me nw dollars is wat is left wit me nw n I cnt sell it because dollar as fall cheap...
Guys wetin I go do naa?
Dollar no drop like that oooo....enter black market....aboki is still buying for 750
Romance › Re: Where Can I Get My Qatari Billionaire? (photos) by advanceDNA:
siofra:
Abeg let another money miss road jam me.

Janet Jackson is a famous Hollywood star. Do you know how much these Arab billionaires clamour to marry Hollywood stars? Even stars in their eighties like Cher are not left out.
Lol... so marrying for just 5 years, a washed down, former singer with no street/stage cred and next to zero social media popularity is supoosed to be some kind acheivement to an oil billionare??Okay oooo..

i hope u meet your money miss road
Romance › Re: Where Can I Get My Qatari Billionaire? (photos) by advanceDNA: 7:18pm On Nov 30, 2022
Money miss road....why marry someone u know came for the cash, old cargo for that matter .... i'll never undertsand some men
Autos › Re: **SOLD*SOLD**Smart Honda Accord EX Eod: 2004 Model by advanceDNA: 7:10pm On Nov 30, 2022
Onyeka90210:
Naija used 2004 EOD 1.8milli? shocked
All these agents no go kill me
.. the same moniker posted accord 08 for 1.4M

So .aybe na the real owner of this one dey overestimate the car ... or e fit be typo error
Romance › Re: I Don't Wanna Die by advanceDNA: 6:45pm On Nov 30, 2022
Sweetplum:
If you indeed need help, you won't be opening mumu threads around here. If you want to die, do so quickly.
I v an errand for you to Lord Lugard.
U too like vawulence....even against ur felow woman
Sports › Re: Tunisia Vs France: FIFA World Cup Qatar 2022. (1 - 1) On 30th Nov 2022 by advanceDNA: 6:40pm On Nov 30, 2022
ravensckar:
Tunisia dey do initial gra gra.

If Tunisia wins this match, I'll cut off my d*ck.

I mean it! cheesy cheesy cheesy
Bros...no run abeg....

Submit yourself....na the guy wey go cut am be this

Science/Technology › Re: Massive Crocodile Ripped Off A Boy’s Head & Swallowed Him In Costa Rica by advanceDNA: 5:35pm On Nov 30, 2022
jeromestarks:
My mom married as a virgin and my dad is always proud of saying it.
Lol.....e go pain am...them think say all women dey fvck around
Science/Technology › Re: Massive Crocodile Ripped Off A Boy’s Head & Swallowed Him In Costa Rica by advanceDNA: 5:34pm On Nov 30, 2022
SPAMBOX7:
As in eh. I cringed angry
Guys that asslick women annoy me pass lgbt pple
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
Emzenoz:
I think it's a requirement... I got my offer later after submitting my naric certificate, TB test and police character certificate.... do it and see your offer later in less than 3 days
No be me ask question....
Na me u dey mention
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
raphael101101:
Hey guys please I need help oo. I have gotten a job in the Uk since over a month now and I have not gotten offer letter yet. Now my personal Hr is telling me I to go book ielts after which I will sign my certificate of sponsorship…. But the thing is I have not even gotten my offer letter which suppose to show officially that I got a job… and they are telling me to go book ielts when I don’t even know if what’s in the offer will be okay for me or not… guys please I need your advise
Your Hr said u should do iELTS....But u dey do ijebu.......ur appointment letter is an internal issue that can be typed in less than 5 mins..

Its not a problem if u already have an offer.....mayb ur employer is trying to sort your COS....


Oga ade...go do IELTS



BTW...is it health/ care or other shortage occupation ?
shortage occupation's COS can sometimes take a while because these employers also need to justify employing an international talent and the urgency.....
Sports › Re: Cristiano Ronaldo ‘agrees A £173million-per-year Contract With Saudi Arabia’s Al by advanceDNA: 12:08pm On Nov 30, 2022
When u see plenty zero.....u no go mind go Afghanistan seff
Health › Re: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by advanceDNA: 11:45am On Nov 30, 2022
ukaface:
You no practice safe sex, you Dey blame women……..mtcheeeew
So if u get std from.the peraon wey u dey straff ...u no go blame am??....

E easy to talk
Health › Re: After Treating STD, This Is How I See Women Now by advanceDNA:
snitchbitch:
Condom N500
Nigga Raw N96k

Them no dey tell person now!
Condom no dey save sometimes ooo

If u shave before u go straff woman and u get small cut for ur groin area...thats the fastest way to get std ...even faster than not using codom
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