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Travel › Re: As An SSCE Holder What Route Can I Use To Travel Out Aside From School. by advanceDNA: 5:11pm On Nov 27, 2022
Politics › Re: Innoson Company Deliver Made-in-Nigeria Vehicles To Sierra Leone (Photo) by advanceDNA: 5:09pm On Nov 27, 2022
2023NaijaVoter:
No, I worry about the IQ level of some posters allowed to post on this forum. I took a couple of minutes to find you a positive article and link about the great progress that Innoson Vehicle Manufacturing Co. Ltd. is making in the country and on the continent and you post that negative energy response. angry
Its not negative....its just that i expected more from the goverment.... if we could close the borders and lay embargo and rice one of the most important nigerian food so that local productions thrive.... the goverment can do better than these few states...

. i ddnt expert nigeria will still spend borrowed money on lexus, benz and toyota yet complain about how broke we are
Health › Re: Python Bites And Drags Australian Boy inside Pool (pics) by advanceDNA: 3:37pm On Nov 27, 2022
Terror48:
The most dangerous snake in the world dwell in Australia
Australia is the backyard of hell...
Nairaland General › Re: I Tend To Lie Unnecessarily. Please Help by advanceDNA: 3:20pm On Nov 27, 2022
Jackanda1:
Hello house. Is there any one that has this problem? It seems there is a part of my brain that is wired this way for years now.

While most people lie to escape punishment and blame etc, i tend to lie for no reason atall. Sometimes i need to lie further just to modify the initial lie.

Examples:
1. I went late to work because i had to take home some office files which i worked with all through the night. When asked, i lied to my boss that i had a compound dispute tha made me come late. Saying the truth would have earned me praises from my boss and saved me alot of stress.

2. I got injured at home. When my landlady asked how, i lied that i had a serious accident when going to work that morning.
I told her a long story about the accident scene and all. She was sympatizing with me and almost wept. embarassed

These are just few examples i can type now, there is more.

I can't help but lie most of the time i have conversation with people. Any advice?
It may be pathological.....
U can see a shrink
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Mechizedec? by advanceDNA: 11:13am On Nov 27, 2022
illicit:
He was a priest

He has no parents nor offspring
did the bible specifically mention that he has no parent or offspring??

His parents or lineage was not known by paul because there was no account for melchizedek for him...

....
Christianity Etc › Re: Who Is Mechizedec? by advanceDNA: 11:10am On Nov 27, 2022
ume1000:
So I have been puzzled by this biblical figure for ages now ,the person on whose order of priesthood Jesus himself came from .

Is there some other order of priesthood?

Note: he is said to be a priest of the most high God (so cannot be God himself)

Christ is said to be from his order (which likely implies he is higher up than Christ)
There is nothing that suggest or mentioned he is higher up than jesus

Paul explained what the "order of Melchizedek meant in the context he used it" in the book of hebrews....why are u adding more suggestion that isnt even in the bible??
Romance › Re: How Many Of Us Have Noticed This? by advanceDNA: 11:01am On Nov 27, 2022
AndroidAI:
Shut up my friend!!
Oga..we are not friends. please go away....dont u have anus containing shit to lick today....please oooo.. carry ur gutter behavior away from me abeg
Romance › Re: How Many Of Us Have Noticed This? by advanceDNA: 10:55am On Nov 27, 2022
AndroidAI:
My friend shut up. You made zero sense. Some people are ugly and some are appealing to the eye.
U dont have agree with an opinion....insulting me doesnt make ur opinion better....it only shows your father and mother trained u..but u refused to be trained and chose the gutter behavior
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:41am On Nov 27, 2022
vanod:
your visa fee is 255 pounds only. you're not paying for IHS or any other fee unless you opt for priority service.
255£ for above 3 years ?? When did they reduce it??
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 8:39am On Nov 27, 2022
Biyikenny:
Thanks, it is a health care job, that means am going to pay 479£ x 4.this is much o.

479£ for health/care visa

£1,235 for non-health care visa if its a job not under shortage list occupation

£943 for non-heath/care visa but the job us under shortage list occupation


U Must pay he same for ur wife and kids aslong as u are applying for the same number of years
If u dont have the money..then go first....work earn in pounds....in six months u can pay for ur partner and two kids ....

Or ur dependents can apply for lesser number if years....like 3 years which is 247£ which can reduce the expense a bit
Romance › Re: How Many Of Us Have Noticed This? by advanceDNA: 8:30am On Nov 27, 2022
Jazzman01:
have you ever seen a very handsome man or extremely pretty lady that is dumb or wallowing in poverty?

cc: lalasticlala nlfpmod
Everybody is good looking.... we humans just have a flawed perspective in our judgment....

hollywood, media, and other things we engage in influences our standard of everything. from of beauty to happiness, music, riches, love, relationship.....etc....

To some guys...the ugliest light skin lady is finer than the most beautiful melanin popping babe...some pple only find people with heavy make up and curves, and sexy outfit pretty... and some guys find shuku, allback, cute....its a personal view matter...like u, I wonder how anyone find pasuma and other fuji or juju music entertaining....but some pple can die of thise music....

Those pple u look at and tag ugly u think someone dont find them cool??

To answer one of your questions...i have seen plenty cute people that are poor, dumb, and extremely stupíd ......especially women....gosh! Na them plenty pass broke pretty women lookimg for men to bankroll their dream life style..
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:49am On Nov 27, 2022
dee1504:
You need help after calling someone that tried to help you A JOKER?? Who is the JOKER now?
Bros no vex.....na buhari fault...most pple just dey on para & defence mode since 2015
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:44am On Nov 27, 2022
aragbaboy:
Please I have some questions to ask if you are applying for health care visa from Nigeria.

How long does it take IOM to get TB result ready after the test? It used to be ready same day.

For a dependant whose partner maintenance fund is covered by the company sponsoring, do u need to put maintenance fund in your accounts for 28 day or you are covered by the company?

Do you upload any letter or document to show your sponsor is covering your maintenance fund or only the COS is ok?

Thanks.
Tb result is same day if u all is well...unless there are too many pple and they couldnt give all result before night fall...then u may have to go back the next day

If ur employer did not provide the document where he ticked yes for mainenance...mayb u should ask ur employer if maintenance covers ur dependants.....

If u have it ...upload it...if you dont dont bother....UKVi has access to it anyway
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 7:27am On Nov 27, 2022
Biyikenny:
Good morning house, pls I just got 4 year COS from my employer, I want to ask how much will the visa application fees be? And will I pay the same visa application fee for my wife and 2kids?
479£ for health/care visa

£1,235 for non-health care visa if its a job not under shortage list occupation

£943 for non-heath/care visa but the job us under shortage list occupation


U Must pay he same for ur wife and kids aslong as u are applying for the same number of years
Education › Re: 2.00 Cgpa You Got With Your Brain Is Far Better Than The 3.00 Cgpa You Got With by advanceDNA: 2:14pm On Nov 26, 2022
Sanniarewaeniol:
Always be proud of your CGPA as long as you work hard to earn it.

That CGPA you got with your brain, you will always be proud of it and can defend It anywhere you find yourself unlike brother Gee who got his result with money and aunty slay who got her CGPA sleeping with multiple lecturers.

Never be depressed about your CGPA just focus and work harder to build that GPA.

I must confess to you, Employers are more concerned about the skills embedded in you and what you can offer and these are what makes you to be best among equal.

Remember Certificate is just a paper the real education is what you have in your skull.

As long as you work hard to get that Result, always know that, You are the best.

In conclusion, Stop looking for shortcuts to success in your academic journey instead put more effort in Studying and understand your primary assignment.
U are talking sense to the wrong generation
This is the generation that wrong is right
The genration that ise their mother, babe for rituals...
That scam/fraud is norm
The generation where a girl shows up at a party with a cracked screen phone and the other girls said dont u have a sugar daddy or a rich boyfriend...
dont u do hook up.....this actually the shortcut generation.....
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia's Parliament Passes Law Banning 'LGBT Propaganda' Among Adults by advanceDNA: 1:03pm On Nov 26, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
A lengthy epistle of epic gibberish!! grin grin
Stop using emojis to hide your pain monkey. It’s okay to cry. It’s perfectly okay to be stupid sometimes but not on a public forum. I ask again..when last did you have anal sex with your fellow male monkey? You sound like someone who has wanked his senses away. You sound frustrated hence you can’t see how stupid you look. Combine all the horseshit in the world, that doesn’t make you intelligent…Even a fool has access to a public forum or google. In the end, you’ll still sound foolish.

I was not even insulting you, I was only describing you.

Did you undergo any trauma growing up? Were you molested? It’s okay. You can talk to me. I can suggest one or two psychiatrists that can help you. grin
Hahaha....this is ironic...guy..U people cut off ur penis and take injections to stop ur nature....some of u say u are genderless.. sexually fluid....ur men fvck other men in their shit hole and u are askimg me, the sane one, if i had trauma...?? Lol....u know u are the trauma people always coming out of the closet ut locked urswlf in with madness..

nigga u know u are the one that needs a mental institution...but since ur men call themselves women and vice ..and u celebrate..
I can see why denial is ur thing.....
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Welcomes Friends To England Ahead Of Her Church Wedding (video) by advanceDNA: 12:43pm On Nov 26, 2022
simplykeh99:
I agree with you. Two wrongs doesn't make a right but the moniker that started this should know Genevieve is also someone's mom, a grandmother sef. And talking about someone's mental health like that huh
Its mean ..i agree..he was wrong and he should be dragged and bashed for it...
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia's Parliament Passes Law Banning 'LGBT Propaganda' Among Adults by advanceDNA: 12:40pm On Nov 26, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
Oh your pains is giving me orgasm...cry me a river grin grin
You are a clown for the entertainment of your clown parade...you useless homophobes will eventually meet your deathend...i hope you choke and die untimely...waste of monkey sperm grin
Pain..?? grin
Ur lunatic family of lgbq freaks is the one thats pained here....injecting children of other people with synthetic hormones just because u are lookimg for more lgbt monsters...

U cant even be happy without taking people's shine in female sport.....with all ur effort, u still go around committing suicide after cutting of ur penis, taking tons synthetic hormones and getting HIV with ur dirty sex life style...

See....we actually feel sorry for u...cos we know ur mind is not alright....i dont blame the goverment much thats fuelling ur madness for now....it because it will cost them health benefit money to if u lgbt freaks are legally declared mentally unstable...

..its cheaper for states to actually leave u lgbt freaks roaming around....but not for long...
Ur family has started shootimg themaelves in the leg as ur trans men have started raping and violating real women's rights in prison??

We are making a better cage and an island to pack all u lunatics to.... grin
Celebrities › Re: Rita Dominic Welcomes Friends To England Ahead Of Her Church Wedding (video) by advanceDNA: 12:30pm On Nov 26, 2022
Sterope:
Tell me how you see your mother without telling me how you see her.
...i still dont get how insultimg other women (people's mothers at home or even dead) is ur idea of defending ur gender on nairaland....

its a pathetic excuse for showing solidarity...i mean ....we can make ur point and throw jabs at each other without dragging innocent moms at home into petty talks....

u women broke shame men, call them weak, sex starved and immature all the time and i'm sure u father is not in that picture whem i say it
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia's Parliament Passes Law Banning 'LGBT Propaganda' Among Adults by advanceDNA: 12:14pm On Nov 26, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
at least you accepted the fact that you are a monkey grin wink...Hypertension,heart attack, brain tumor, convulsion go kill you ontop lgbtq matter..see how your brain dey diminish and deteriorate inside lgbtq matter...your dna is primarily composed of monkey formation so i dont expect a monkey like you to reason like human..you will forever be subordinate to humans(superior beings)...now go along and go play in the dirts like a monkey you are grin grin
Ur delusion will eventually kill u all... when mad people wants to become majority its not sustainable.....
Business › Re: Buying Pi Token At The Best Rate! by advanceDNA: 11:41am On Nov 26, 2022
Ibrothehassan:
That's the best price you can get now, anyone selling higher is either a fool he is trying to scam you.�
Ur rate is not the best...i sold for 200naira per pi....
Family › Re: My Mother Wants To Remarry by advanceDNA: 11:27am On Nov 26, 2022
Pootle:
grin grin grin
I know say na that one u go see.. grin
Romance › Re: Why Are Women Not Capable Of Loving Us Men? by advanceDNA: 11:14am On Nov 26, 2022
Wealthbrain22:
My question is, are they born this way? Is it a follow come nature for them not to be capable of loving us men? Is it society that made them like this? Why can’t women love us no matter what we have or what we give to them ?
I think its more of an unconscious societal engineering... there is this picture the girl child sees which starts from home to the first movie she watches to the way people behave out there....her mother deals with her father transactionally....she never sees her mother being all over her father with love.... she sees her dad going out for long hours sacrificing time and health to provide.....She also sees it in the movies...that men must be a simp to get her attention....and pay her to be with them

Sadly..its a two way street...boys also see this picture...and are engineered to go be a night in shinning amour...to love, care for his family....even if he's not getting loved....

u hear many of them come on nairaland to say.... "its normal for a woman to have madness in marriage ...as a man u just have to accept her and pamper her" they call it being patient and loving..some even brag and call others small boy for not being a foól like them......they dont know abuse when they experience it...they have been engineered by their dad, movies and society to be a simp/idiot for sex and small attention.....

That said.....If u are lucky enough enough to meet and date a woman with a balanced view of the world right from upbringing at home with parents that show significant level of love thats not transactional and isnt messed up by media or intenet version of romance and love

....u might change ur mind that women are not the same....but i agree with u that most of them fall into the no-love category u described.....its sad
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA:
LagosismyHome:
People are just milking the system.... the thing is so straightforward that why does a solicitor need to be in the process and then charge a whopping £2000..... na wa ... my comment is against the lawyer not to your sister

Congrats to her .
U know Employers are not supposed to charge people to sponsor them which usually cost the employer somethings.....but there's a grey area with visa apllication and travel logistics which UKVI ddnt make compulsory for the employer to handle or pay for...

so employers now using the processing/ the fees of the "independent solicitor" they provide to codedly charge employee to cover the fees and more they paid for employing international applicants


Nigeria or europe.....exploitation na english word
Travel › Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by advanceDNA: 10:02am On Nov 26, 2022
Shanid:
PLEASE, IF SWITCHED FROM A STUDENT VISA TO WORK VISA WHILE STILL IN SCHOOL, I NEED YOUR HELP....ITS URGENT PLEASE.

SOMEONE SAID IT HAS TO BE 3 MONTHS TOWARDS THE END OF MY PROGRAMME.

DO I NEED TO GET ANY DOCUMENT FROM MY SCHOOL?

IS IT POSSIBLE TO COMBINE SCHOOLING AND WORKING FULL TIME ?

LOTS OF QUEDTIONS PLS HELP
Understand that school is a sponsor even though u are paying......
An employer is also a sponsor even tbough u are getting paid....

U are not supposed to have two sponsor
...the grace u have is u must be at the tail end of ur course to jump on a job sponsor....

If u just started or still at the middle ...u have speak to ur employer to engage u part time till u are free to switch to tier two....

Dont over work beyond 20hrs on tier 4....it can affect u when applying for another visa if u fall into the hands of an ECO that has witchcraft
Christianity Etc › Re: What Happened To COZA Pastor, Biodun Fatoyinbo? by advanceDNA: 9:42am On Nov 26, 2022
benjihouse8:
go to their Instagram page. They switched off comments. God is indeed a just God. You can’t mock God.
The way una dey drag God into all matters dey somehow.....human being no dey sick again..? abi na only pastor wey dem say straff church member dey fall sick??
Foreign Affairs › Re: Russia's Parliament Passes Law Banning 'LGBT Propaganda' Among Adults by advanceDNA: 9:19am On Nov 26, 2022
Umbrateeth04:
Your dna is primarily composed of monkey formation...i dont expect a monkey like you to type with sense grin...you are a confirm idiot grin cheesy
E pain am...lol....

U no too go school...in an attwmp to insult me..u no know say na normal biology u quote....at molecular or genetic level, man and monkey has the same DNA up to a 98% similarity....

U wey dey fvck another man yansh or they support those wey they do am they tell me say i no get sense?? Lol.. ....

show me the sense in man fvcking man or woman fvcking woman... or man saying he's a woman and cutting off his penis, raking injections to make him stop growing beards??

.or children injected with synthetic hormones to block thier natural natural growth because of some adult's selfish agenda....??

Oga na u nor get sense....ur papa and mama.. i pity them because them be good people...its a shame say na born throway like u them borm
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Flirting With Childhood Friend Online by advanceDNA: 7:47am On Nov 26, 2022
MzErica:
Shut Mumu, what do you know?
..basic social skills of consecutively countering people's opinion ..u dont know....
.......that's why u go around insulting pple. ...madam know it all.... e pele ancient of days.
.abi u too have plenty years of experience enduring a cheating parter or it u thats cheating and ur parter is accepting it as a norm..... useless people that know everything
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Flirting With Childhood Friend Online by advanceDNA: 7:43am On Nov 26, 2022
TheRareGem1:
How will you know when you are not married yet. Why not wait now. Experience is the heat teacher.
Lol.....
What is this one saying....Experience indeed....
Those their marriage crash after 10-20 years dont have experience..??
because some pple choose to be a door mat and allow their partner treat them like trash in the name of makimg marriage work does not mean thats how it should be...we all have different tolerance level....
... marriage is supposed to be a journey of companionship to be enjoyed....but u people have made it to be something people must suffer and keep quiet because of some śtupid experience......
Marriage is not by force when one person is constantly being selfish and treating the other person babdly without consideration.......

use ur expereince how u like....but dont come here and down-talk general common sense because u are married..... experience koor ..experience niiii
Romance › Re: Nigerian Men Are Getting Too Weak; A Threat To Our Society by advanceDNA: 10:06pm On Nov 25, 2022
OldNairalander:
I once opened a thread on my concerns about our younger girls entering the prostitution market in droves and no one seems to understand my concerns.
Prostitution is as old as mankind and it's a very reserved and coded practice in a normal society but if it becomes an all comers affair for our girls, then our society is under threat.
This girls are our future mothers and the custodians of our societal value .
When men are too weak to control them, they tend to go overboard and our future seed(generations) will suffer for the weakness.
Most of the girls have father's, but the father figure is too weak.

We are gradually going the akata way, the whites deliberately broke their men and imprisoned their alpha males, today, akata is totally messed up.
Nigerian men are getting too weak, our forefathers will be rolling in their graves right now.

FYI I patronize prostitutes but know that a man can be sexually wayward but useful to the society but the moment a woman officially becomes a LovePeddler, she becomes a threat to a healthy society.
Girls that go into Prostitutioñ are usually greedy, want to take the easy way out, and want the fine things of life very quickly without actuallly working for it.....some one opened a thread the other day saying a girl charged him 40k...just one night... its greed. simple..

nothing u can do...Weda u are alpha male or omega male, U cant stop someone from being greedy..even working class earning 300k for office still do hookup........its the same with yahoo boys.....

U even patronize them...so once there is demand, greedy girls will supply their body.....even if there is no demand....these girl will entice u with advertising online and offline and make u demand...
Travel › Re: As An SSCE Holder What Route Can I Use To Travel Out Aside From School. by advanceDNA: 9:51pm On Nov 25, 2022
brighttech95:
Pls do you have link for other jobs outside health care, like data analyst?
....my comment was about healthcare in the first place
Romance › Re: My Wife Is Flirting With Childhood Friend Online by advanceDNA: 6:07pm On Nov 25, 2022
dhoncesar:
She will surely off pant. I'm sure she's been crushing on d guy for yrs... This was what broke my younger sisters home
Haaaa...why can't people just move one from people that they have fvcked in the past....

Lack of discipline is bad thing

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