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Culture › Re: Ijaw Women Of America Elect New Executives With Deborah Abbey As President And by advanceDNA: 8:31am On Nov 01, 2022
Gaddafi1:
BEAUTIFUL WOMEN

Romance › Re: Is There Somewhere Like This? by advanceDNA: 8:23am On Nov 01, 2022
begoniaa:
You know where e dey? cheesy



You're aware that's a dude, right? smiley
Same thing....boys are doing olosho now oooo and there are gay men paying them...
Romance › Re: So This Is How BREAKFAST Tastes Like. by advanceDNA: 8:22am On Nov 01, 2022
mizzhathaway:
Yesterday night,I couldn't sleep ,I kept turning over in my bed,I couldn't read either,my mind kept going blank, when I tasted food and I felt like throwing up,and damn was I hungry.
I've jokingly joined people to chant the popular breakfast slang recently, never imagining I would be served one soon..
How do you handle this,will the pain ever fade?Cos I need my focus as soon as possible..I feel so messed up emotionally right now and I just have to let it out someway,I don't even mind the insults I might probably receive here,this is my safe place somehow .
I never imagined loving anyone for such a long period of time.... foolishly, pathetically,hung up on him,this guy led me on,and for so long we were in a state of undefined relationship..friends we called ourselves but the attachment was something else, everyone saw this but I lived in a state of constant denial..scared of ruining things..I was enjoying the friendship..of course,all this was mutual..until he announced to me that he was In a relationship with someone..skipping all the annoying details..he wants us to remain friends as he could not bear to lose what we have, my mind spinning, vision blurry,lol .I couldn't believe it, a part of me tho was expecting it but not when we were still together..he said a lot of things I can hardly remember, begging me not to leave him,well I told him it wouldn't be fair to the girl...and he should just focus on her.. it seemed the right thing to say, but I was fuming inside..I had no right to but I was anyway..he is been trying to appease me since but what's the point..I told him to give me spaaccce.
Right now,I just feel embarrassed,I never knew you could be break up with someone you didn't date,lol I feel angry at myself, I've turned down a lot of ppl cos of him..I couldn't even see others, but then I've learnt a lot from this,.. we're both in our very early twenties,he's only a few months older and the girl according to him isn't twenty yet .. never again will I fall recklessly in love like that, never will I be in an undefined relationship again.Never will I let my heart control my head again...I also feel it was God that orchestrated this whole thing,I was already making an idol in my heart out of him,He really is a jealous God , anyways this is my first and hopefully my last experience of this kind again. Phew I never knew I could type this much on NL
This is not breakfast.....u were not dating....u were in the friend zone....and u stayed there cos u felt you had him where u wanted him....

Some of u think you are wise....u want to enjoy the attention and care of a guy without really being his girl...
all this time, tell me u ddnt chop penis else where.....??

u led yourself on as i'm sure the nigga never gave u any verbal hope....so dont accuse him of leading you on.....

if no be say u decided to coverup with being cool...u could have still won him over.....but u had to form fergie.......but i guess u realized big girls actually cry....

Most women dont invest much in relationships so u'll be fine in a couple of days....... just give one of the guys in your DM green light....a few trips out and perhaps one quick orgasm will reset your brain...
Travel › Re: General UK Visa Enquiries - Part 5 by advanceDNA: 8:06am On Nov 01, 2022
dirolad:
This is just personal discretion. Not tangible reason to refuse. The Eco felt you have economical downside and might not come back.
Some of those ECO are just wicked....some only look for reasons not give you visa ....their job is to look for both reasons why u should get it or not...

Which one be is income reduce within a year? the eco no see say economic downtime dey everywhere...
Travel › Re: Uk Student Visa/tier 4 Pbs - Your Questions Answered Part 8 by advanceDNA:
Tiwas:
i cancel my iom appointment thinking i can rebook and get a closer date. to my surprise i was denied and i cant see the previous on my portal. i mailed them they Said my appointment is still valid but i can't see the booking information on my portal. pls what should o do.... meanwhile i need a closer date i chose dec 22
Apply... choose that 22nd...relog in an edit the appointment date to like next week Wednesday .....don't be greedy by choosing tomorrow...there's a reason i said next week...

....u will get confirmation on the screen for successful date....screen shot the conformation and send it to the IOM email on the ukvi website...tell them to confirm the date the system gave for your TB appointment that u want to make payment ....they should confirm in 2 days.....if they dont ...email them repeatedly...make sure u get an email from a person....not a bot...

Make sure u choose the right email when sending the mail...there is email for abuja and email for lagos......
Romance › Re: Is There Somewhere Like This? by advanceDNA: 7:21am On Nov 01, 2022
NBAjunior:
Where?
Be like olosho work dey your eye??
Culture › Re: Who Else Watched The African Magic Documentary On Ilorin? by advanceDNA: 7:09am On Nov 01, 2022
Sikay19:
Yes sir, My standpoint is that the speakers in that program should be Original Yoruba persons who are deep rooted and well informed about Ilorin vis-à-vis Yoruba history. It’s obvious that those speakers are not Yoruba. Speaking Yoruba language is not the same being Yoruba. A Yoruba man would never narrate such distorted story. African Magic didn’t do well with those they brought into the program as regards Ilorin. The Yoruba cities documentary has never been like this since the inception of this program.
Almost Everything show on television during election is political
Celebrities › Re: Davido's Son, Ifeanyi Falls Into Swimming Pool, Rushed To The Hospital by advanceDNA: 3:41am On Nov 01, 2022
wonlasewonimi:
If you build a swimming pool, you have to consider safety measures. What is wrong with these people.
thought people with swimming pools in their home woukd have atleast learnt from dbanj's case....

What kind of silly mistake is that..??
Celebrities › Re: hi by advanceDNA: 3:38am On Nov 01, 2022
I thought celebs with swimming pools in their home will atleast learn from dbanj's case....

What kind of silly mistake is that..??
Politics › Re: Did US Court Acquit Air Peace Boss Of Fraud? Capital No by advanceDNA: 7:29pm On Oct 31, 2022
Una too get bad bele
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Speaks Against LGBTQ Rise In The World (video) by advanceDNA: 4:17pm On Oct 31, 2022
Honchoslim16:
Get your crunchy a$$ outta here!
Sigh.....no vex
Romance › Re: Man Weds Twin Sisters In Osun State (Photo) by advanceDNA: 4:16pm On Oct 31, 2022
When some men say they are polygamous...

Nigerian women will cry foul, yet they are the ones agreeing to share one penis under one roof......

See 6 feminist married ooni of ife in a space of 3 weeks yet shouting gender equality and women rights

.nigerian women are just funny...
Travel › Re: Help, I Can't Use My Visa Card To Pay For Goods On Alibaba. by advanceDNA: 4:11pm On Oct 31, 2022
Maureen17:
Really, this is really bad. It's really frustrating my business
Pele...
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Speaks Against LGBTQ Rise In The World (video) by advanceDNA: 4:09pm On Oct 31, 2022
Honchoslim16:
In Nigeria or not in Nigeria...no one needs his speech!
U said he should speak against corruption... he does tgat alot..thats why i asked if u are in nigeria......
but now u have changed to no one neds his speech....i guess u just dont like the guy so its not about what he has to say or ddnt say...
Romance › Re: LGBTQ Is Not Demonic. Christians Should Focus On Their White Idol Called Jesus by advanceDNA: 4:06pm On Oct 31, 2022
Hesssi:
Christians are the worse set people living on earth and yet they go about calling Muslims all kinds of names. (mind you I'm not a Muslim).

If we were to go by nature just like how David Oyedepo is running his mouth. By nature it requires a man and a woman to have sexual intercourse before they can produce a child right? But when an invisible being got Mary pregnant in the Bible, Christians didn't call that demonic.

Let come back to this modern day. I'm sure if the hypocrite David Oyedepo noticed his wife was pregnant without any sexual intercourse he would sent his wife packing. He would have also called the Angel's voice demonic voice.

This is the same western world that brainwashed you Christians and gave you Christians demonic Jesus. Since you Christians want to go by nature, your Jesus Christ is demonic too.

Y'all God/Allah make few mistakes. They are not perfect either.

According to what my mummy told me, I was supposed to be a girl by nature, two different scan also approved that I was girl. But unfortunately when I was born, I was a boy.

I feel so uncomfortable being a boy, I try to act like a boy but it doesn't work. Everything about me is feminine. I walk, talk, laugh, and act like a female and the truth is I really feel absolutely comfortable doing so. Infact I will be a transgender soon.

Nigerians are too religious. Most People discriminate me so much like I'm not human.

I Love being alone, I don't even associate with people, I don't have friends. Most Nigerians mentality are too low.

Well, I also have some Nigerian guys who wants to date me. There is nothing demonic about being LGBT. Allow people do what makes them happy. Soon I will out of this country for my transgender surgery to female.

Live and let live.
U dont feel like a boy??
What does it feel like when u say u dont feel like a boy?? u also said u try to act like a boy....?? How do u do this exactly when u say u try??

How do boys behave that u have been trying to act like boys..?? Is it dressing?? Cos clothes is something created by fashion companies and people decide who wears them...

Do u feel like menstruating....?? because women dont feel like menstrating..its just biology on autopilot...... what feeling do u have that makes u think you are not a male
Travel › Re: Help, I Can't Use My Visa Card To Pay For Goods On Alibaba. by advanceDNA: 3:46pm On Oct 31, 2022
Maureen17:
Hi guys, I've been trying to pay using my visa card since last week to pay for purchase on Alibaba, but it's not working. I've been to the bank and they said I must use my dollar atm card which I don't have, and I don't have dollars to fund the account. How can I still use my naira to pay online.
U cant use you naira card if the amount is above 20dollars for some banks....some banks dont even allow any foreign transaction at all..

Its one of the horrible price to pay for being a nigerian...
Romance › Re: To All My Hustling Niggas, Avoid 'I Never Chop Girls' Like A Plague by advanceDNA: 3:17pm On Oct 31, 2022
MissLAP:
I wonder what men are turning into these days. You people want women to take over your duties ba?
Men dont want women to take over anything..
Men just dont want women after they are rich...the love is not real...
.they want someone who loves them for real when they were earning 60k per month.....
Christianity Etc › Re: Bishop Oyedepo Speaks Against LGBTQ Rise In The World (video) by advanceDNA: 2:38pm On Oct 31, 2022
Honchoslim16:
He should rather speak against corruption in churches!
U no dey nigeria
Romance › Re: I'm New: Welcome Me by advanceDNA: 11:37am On Oct 31, 2022
Sammy07:
So as you new, na romance section be your first post. What happened to the jokes section grin
Na romance be their first stop cos they all come for attention, relationship, husband and popularity wey no fit cash money for bank

When they dont get the attention they hoped for ..they will switch to insult calling men immature, broke, and small boys...... this one too go soon start to insult by tomorrow
Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by advanceDNA: 11:00am On Oct 31, 2022
Serial48:
Sorry Ma, Husband is Scarce.. this is a start I know it will get better
It will get better....amin oooo
just dont overdo...which is what you are probably doing now....if you marriage is Saturday, u probably have what u need.

.if you guys are not capable...be on contraceptive for a while till things get better..
No over do.....
Family › Re: Guys, My Wedding Is This Coming Saturday by advanceDNA: 10:55am On Oct 31, 2022
Samantha123:
Why did you agree to get married if you don't have any money for the wedding?
people just like to do beyond themselves... and thats what causes the entitlement mentality
Romance › Re: Judy Austin’s Ex-husband Claims He’s The Real Father Of Yul Edochie’s Last Son by advanceDNA: 10:39am On Oct 31, 2022
Women and paternity fraud.....cant u people just give baby to the real father...?? Tuehh!! This shít is not nice at all
Romance › Re: I'm New: Welcome Me by advanceDNA: 8:20pm On Oct 30, 2022
Illegal1:
Wat happened to ur previous moniker?
grin U don sabi them....same people changing moniker...
Romance › Re: He Sent His Wife Packing For Lying She Is A Virgin by advanceDNA:
immortalcrown:
Any answer you get applies to men who lie about their own virginity.

Why don't you people talk about men's virginity as much as you discuss females' virginity?
Only women lie about virginity..thats why we have this topic in the first place....Only women lie about body count...it has been proven even on this forum....when ever they open thread to ask "what is your body count" only men come out.....

We all fvck....men even admit their wromg doing sayimg they are polygamous...but only women pretend they are saints..and thats why women topic is always a louder when we hear of paternity fraud, pregnancy, abortions, etc...

On a normal day...virginity, body count or wateva shouldnt be a big deal
Romance › Re: I Met My Girlfriend In My Friend's House by advanceDNA: 9:55am On Oct 30, 2022
efelicity:
Last night i decided to take a stroll to my friend's house to pass the night after watching football only to meet my gf watching tv in the sitting room. She left immediately she saw me and my friemd said she came to pick up something. This morning she said she wanted to charge phone but my presence scared her away. I still can't believe this.
U are still calling her ur gf.?....
Romance › Re: He Sent His Wife Packing For Lying She Is A Virgin by advanceDNA: 9:28am On Oct 30, 2022
Greattestman:
My mother's colleague who recently got married sent his wife packing within the first four weeks of their wedding and the reason was that she lied to him that she was a virgin but after the wedding the man discovered she was not. After confronting her she said she was raped but he was not satisfied with that and went further to investigate, he discovered she lied. What do women stand to gain by lying that they are virgins?
Its mostly to manipulate the man....to present themselves as what they are not so that they can automatically be trusted and respected as a good girl..

Secondly, women that lie about virginity know the importance of high moral standards..because they have little or no good girl behavior... they lie about virginity because a virgin is assumed by men to be disciplined in many areas apart from sex...
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Wants Me Back. Should I Forgive Him? by advanceDNA: 8:48am On Oct 30, 2022
Why will u forgive him....until he bring STD come house

If you dont want to start over then manage your community penis
Romance › Re: Why I Have Stopped Giving Any Female Attention by advanceDNA: 8:36am On Oct 30, 2022
cutieBR:
"You said women are leeches". Hence my reply that it's in both genders.
Well ive not seen a man that goes into relationship or marriage expecting his wife to take care of him and his family....ive not seen men call their girl friends and wife broke and dump them because the wife lost her job or isnt making much...
.there are some things exclusive to women....only women can be be broke cant afford to pay their bills yet call men broke and stingy for not givingnthem what they want....

If you say both genders do it....okay ooo
Travel › Re: Married Guys That Relocated To The UK, Whats Your Experience by advanceDNA: 8:30am On Oct 30, 2022
Yusufisraelj:
Lastly I don't operate like other guys do, I vet my decision making process by higher standards and my confidence resides in those quarters, falsehood was designed by God to fail with time, a false lady shouldn't be around you for long, if that happens it's you that's the problem not the lady, because what's on you attracts what's around you.
Of course..u dont operate like other guys do...u are blaming a man for his wife's deceptive behavior........when ur wife threat u that way...keep blaming yourself

u even see things in blackwhite...ur mentality about human behavior is largely flawed always blaming the man...humans can be deceptive....its not always about your fallacy that u attract whats on you...
Romance › Re: Why I Have Stopped Giving Any Female Attention by advanceDNA: 7:19am On Oct 30, 2022
cutieBR:
See bro, e dey every gender.
Wetin dey every gender??
Romance › Re: Why I Have Stopped Giving Any Female Attention by advanceDNA: 7:19am On Oct 30, 2022
1phone:
It has always been men b4 women .
Examples;Husband and Wife,Mr and Mrs,Adam and Eve.Until it gets to witches and wizards��

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