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Culture › Re: Posting My Picture To Celebrate The Beginning Of My Mid-lifer's Crisis . by advanceDNA: 7:31am On Jul 16, 2021
Wait....how did that girl’s upper body face the camera but are lower limbs are facing a completely different direction??
Politics › Re: Military Releases 1,009 Ex-Boko Haram Fighters To Borno Government by advanceDNA: 7:25am On Jul 15, 2021
Please

Business › Re: GT Bank Appoints Miriam Olusanya As First Female Managing Director by advanceDNA: 9:49pm On Jul 14, 2021
nairavsdollars:
We need a woman President
Too bad...the office of President is not an appointed position....you women should go an comets like everybody else and stop waiting for all the men to die so than you take power for free
Family › Re: Man Slumps & Dies After DNA Test Showed He Is Not His Son's Biological Father by advanceDNA: 7:43pm On Jul 12, 2021
cRobo:
What's your worst case imagination for buhari
I grew up in family where rice only hit the dinning table on sundays... nigga believe me when I say I’ve been preparing for buhari all my life..
Family › Re: Man Slumps & Dies After DNA Test Showed He Is Not His Son's Biological Father by advanceDNA: 11:56am On Jul 12, 2021
You die becos of a woman’s action...??
Nigga pleeeeeease...are you that weak or just interested in dying...

I’m always prepared for the worst case scenario...nothing can hit me by surprise..
My imagination is so wild I have a protocol for alien invasion or zombie apocalypse....
Christianity Etc › Re: Do To Others What You Want Them To Do For You: What Does It Mean? by advanceDNA: 7:10pm On Jul 11, 2021
Ogamysamo:
what of people wey no gree do you as you won make dem do you?

you suppose do dem as you want make dem do you?
If you follow bible...don’t repay evil with evil..
Christianity Etc › Re: Do To Others What You Want Them To Do For You: What Does It Mean? by advanceDNA: 6:48pm On Jul 11, 2021
No body wants to be treated badly abi??’
So don’t treat any body badly...
Be good as you want others to be good to you
Phones › Re: Glo Network Issues by advanceDNA: 6:46pm On Jul 11, 2021
That’s normal naaa....Glo is a shittyy network
Romance › Re: Help A Brother In A State Of Dilemma by advanceDNA: 6:44pm On Jul 11, 2021
Alaigbopress:
Hello House please I urgently need your advice. There is this girl I have deep feelings for and I can't help myself but keep loving this girl but the problem is that the girl is not reciprocating the Love and have not agreed to my request. She is from my town and have good character and I am very serious about settling down with such a girl but she is playing very hard to get and I am not the patient type.
Few days ago we engaged in hot conversation and I demanded she should tell me her position and that resulted in the last message she sent to me.

Here is the message

"Chima pls don't hurt yourself because of me I can't love I don't know I don't know what is wrong with me I don't want to be with you and when you will take our relationship to next and I will say no its hurt the most I wish that I can love u back I have tried but its not coming pls don't wait for me so that I won't waste your time and sorry pls��"
Please what do I do at this moment.
Please I need mature advice no insults please!
A grown as nigga...why are you doing like this?

Sports › Re: Ladies, Is Tyrone Mings The Sexiest Footballer At The Euros? by advanceDNA: 6:25pm On Jul 11, 2021
KosiGee:
The people you mentioned look fit and could motivate other guys to hit the gyms or start physical fitness programs. They are not sexy.

They are fit not sexy. If you find them sexy.....na you sabi.
No sugar coat am...no na you sabi...the guy is gay asf
Sports › Re: Ladies, Is Tyrone Mings The Sexiest Footballer At The Euros? by advanceDNA: 6:24pm On Jul 11, 2021
KosiGee:
The people you mentioned look fit and could motivate other guys to hit the gyms or start physical fitness programs. They are not sexy.

They are fit not sexy. If you find them sexy.....na you sabi.
There’s is no sabi there....the guy is gay asf
Sports › Re: Ladies, Is Tyrone Mings The Sexiest Footballer At The Euros? by advanceDNA: 6:23pm On Jul 11, 2021
Vinnie2000:
My Brother..
It's possible..
You can look@a Guy, and Say wow 'Dat Guy is Sexy'..
It does not make you Gay or weird!!
Just dat some Nigerians reason things Anyhow.. sad undecided
Personally, I find the Following Guys, Sexy Guys..
*D'Banj
*Cristiano Ronaldo
*Ramsey Nouah
*David Beckham..
These Guys are 35 or 40+ But They are still Trimmed and Sexy..They still maintain dier Six Packs!!.
Shò wà alright .....you are even describing it...

Romance › Re: Is This Love,lust Or Stupidity. Help Please, I’m Devastated by advanceDNA: 4:16pm On Jul 11, 2021
Love ??
You got a correct dose of penistamol and you are already claiming love..u are just experiencing symptoms of withdrawal...it will pass..just get busy..
Christianity Etc › Re: Primate Ayodele: Adeboye, Kumuyi, Oyedepo Caused Hatred, Envy In Christendom by advanceDNA: 3:38pm On Jul 11, 2021
Chiffy:
And who equated attending burial with showing love? Read the comment carefully or you can keep blinding your eyes with your own hand. When you are ready to see, you'll remove your hand from your eye.
You are funny...mayb u should read what you wrote...you are the one demonizing some set of people claiming they ddnt show love after one pastor’s death..
Christianity Etc › Re: Primate Ayodele: Adeboye, Kumuyi, Oyedepo Caused Hatred, Envy In Christendom by advanceDNA: 3:15pm On Jul 11, 2021
Chiffy:
I agree 100%. Part of the reasons i resent nigerian churches is because I believe that the Church leaders (from Adeboye, Oyedepo, Oyakhilome, Bakare, Ashimolowo, Adeyemi, Enenche, etc) are deceitful; preaching messages they themselves do not conform to, in their individual lives. (like politicians).
Imagine that they couldn't even practice the greatest commandment of all which is Love towards their fellow colleague - not when he was alive nor in his death.
Omo i no do church again. As long as the Spirit resides in me, my church is in my heart and it goes with me everywhere. If 2 or 3 need to be gathered, my household is more than enough.
I don’t get... there are thousands of pastors in Nigeria.....many don’t relate with each other..it’s not becos of hatred...the church ministry is a large one....very body dey him lane..
So how is attending burial equal to showing love..??
Christianity Etc › Re: Man Rains Money On His Pastor In Church (Photos, Video) by advanceDNA: 1:55am On Jul 11, 2021
majamajic:
Why punishing the ushers ?
Ushers be like...we like this type of punishment


Abeg look who dey come ....Opportunity to pack money go house don show

Romance › Re: Why Most Guys Don't Allow Their Younger Sister To Date Their Friends? by advanceDNA: 4:45pm On Jul 10, 2021
ekevwe:
Africa mentality. Late Maradona was happy Aguero was straffing his daughter. No issue
What is African mentality? ...is aguero maradona’s friend..

All this oyinbo worshipers...keep your European mentality to urself Abeg....
Pets › Re: 5 Months Female GSD For Sell At Cheap Rate In Ilorin by advanceDNA: 3:55pm On Jul 10, 2021
Every balck and brown colored dog is a GSD..
Romance › Re: Why Most Guys Don't Allow Their Younger Sister To Date Their Friends? by advanceDNA: 12:15pm On Jul 10, 2021
obembet:
Why Most Nigerians guys hate to see thier friends going out with thier younger sister? This cause big issue for my friend yesterday when his elder brother was warning her about his friend. According to my friend, she told me that the guy was so nice and caring but her brother has been a great obstacle to thier relationship.

I think guys need to allow thier younger sisters to make thier choice. Afterall you won't marry your Younger sister.
If you are and your crew are bad girls...I’m sure you won’t want your brother to date any of your friends....

Also, it’s just a psychological thing..the idea that someone you know is straffing your sister is disgusting...
Christianity Etc › Re: The Bible Passage That Says Tribulation Will Happen Before Rapture by advanceDNA: 11:53am On Jul 10, 2021
The rapture current Christians talk about is a trumpet call without Jesus coming and saints will disappear ..leaving those without Jesus to go tru tribulation bla, bla, bla...then Jesus will now come...


I believe there’s no separate trumpet call rapture before the coming of Jesus...1st thes 4v16 said the lord himself will come decend with the trumpet call...the dead first and those alive will join..

So my take is, From this present time... we will all be ushered in the tribulation period( if we are still alive)....then Jesus will come and gather the saint with the trumpet call just as said in 1st thes
Christianity Etc › Re: One More Necessary Thing About Sabbath (let The Servants And Animals Rest) by advanceDNA: 8:14am On Jul 10, 2021
OpenYourEyes1:
"Remember the Sabbath day by keeping it holy.
Six days you shall labor and do all your work,
but the seventh day is a sabbath to the LORD your God. On it you shall not do any work, neither you, nor your son or daughter, nor your male or female servant, nor your animals, nor any foreigner residing in your towns." — Exodus 20:8—10




If you insist you are followers of JESUS and can rest at any day, remember the animals. GOD wouldn't be happy seeing you overwork them. Let them rest and be refreshed
Which animals do we have now??
Which work are they doing??

Eze 20v12: And I gave them my Sabbath days of rest as a sign between them and me. It was to remind them that I am the LORD, who had set them apart to be holy.

Sabbath is only reminder, a symbolism that God as called his people to be holy. We are no true followers of God’s word if one day is the choose to be holy by not working.

How does not working on a one day even make a person holy..?? That’s to show it’s only a symbolism..

Our lord Jesus also spoke on the sabbath issue m that it was for man and not the other way round to restrict man from doing the needful.
Celebrities › Re: Nnadi Kingsley: Ada Jesus Is Not Dead, She’ll Return In 3 Years- Husband (video) by advanceDNA: 2:11pm On Jul 09, 2021
dolipzle:
weed doesn’t make you misbehave, I don’t know where people got the ridiculous impressions from, very annoying!
Everyone isn’t the same...some people’s body have a high tolerant for stimulants/ opiates/ alcohol.....while some people don’t...
Family › Re: Is It Right For A Man To Be Bathing His Female Child? by advanceDNA: 7:40am On Jul 09, 2021
How did this question become a right or wrong thing
Celebrities › Re: Nnadi Kingsley: Ada Jesus Is Not Dead, She’ll Return In 3 Years- Husband (video) by advanceDNA: 7:26am On Jul 09, 2021
His denial mode is on steroid .... the guy needs serious psych and evaluation
Foreign Affairs › Re: "Presumed Assassins" Of President Jovenel Moise Arrested In Haiti by advanceDNA: 7:53am On Jul 08, 2021
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Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 6:39am On Jul 08, 2021
Vaiki:
your parents are nit wits simple !

Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 10:14pm On Jul 07, 2021
Vaiki:
Fuk repentance and fuk ur religion! Who cares?
Religion?? This guy is funny.....is that how limited your vocabulary is that you think repenting must have something to do with religion..??

You not only give people’s daughters abortion pills, you are also toxic and bitter ....

Nigga... please...carry your toxicity away jarè
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 5:38pm On Jul 07, 2021
bigtt76:
Won't it be nice if you married your bestie? I don't understand you oooo ...do you mean friends helping each other or what? cheesy
Exactly what I told him...only very few people get to marry their best friends.... most marriages are just two people, straffing, birthing, and coexisting just to rain Mr&Mrs
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 5:33pm On Jul 07, 2021
Yoighaman:
Are you advising him on how to kill an innocent soul? cry
I think folic acid helps pregnant women. The guy is just being sarcastic
Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 5:32pm On Jul 07, 2021
Vaiki:
Ask ya mama.
No be you say you wan give the guy abortion pills... you be better go and repent....

Romance › Re: I Impregnated My Coursemate By Mistake, What Should I Do? by advanceDNA: 4:40pm On Jul 07, 2021
Vaiki:
i know of a simple dxug that can do the trick.
Abortion expert...: what’s your baby-body count??

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