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Christie06:
Ok!
Good for you.

Or you want the virginity? I can give you if you want o. Just bring $10,000.

KJtemi:
if simping to a random moniker that might be a guy behind it online is what intelligence is for you then you have a long way to go

Can’t believe you’re this dull and insistent. You probably came across the concept of simping yesterday and you ran off without learning a thing. Do me a favour and refrain from mentioning me. I don’t have time to engage double digit IQs.

If you intend to have unprotected sex, you’d better run those tests.

Women hate logic.

Your bro is your blood. That will never change. Your wife is not your blood.

But the truth for me is, if my brother slept with my wife, I would cut him off forever. There are some lines you should never cross even if you’re family.

KJtemi:
simp ass nigga

It’s normal for unintelligent minds to miss the banter. Go play with sand.

Magnoliaa:
Whenn? Welll, it can be noww. As a true matriarchal and polyandrous African woman, I can handle the both of you.

If you can share and y'all will live peacefully with one and another, no problem.

This is toxic femininity. I object.

Magnoliaa:




You know that's what I like to hear. You're someone that I can husband. You have values and morals. A ride-or-die man. I hope you're virtuous? Unlike pansophist. Those ones are only for hitting-and-running. My eyes no dey him body at all. Pfft.

I'll protect and provide for you, dear. Just be a man for me. Soft. Sensual... and spiritual.

Anything for you baby. I’m all yours.

I pity you if you still love the girl. She asked for permission to hang out with another man? That shows she doesn’t give a damn about your feelings. If she did, she would sacrifice that hangout for you.

What do you think her reaction would be if you told her you were invited to hangout with another woman?

See, You’ve lost that girl. You just don’t realise it.

Maybe it’s time for you to start thinking of plan B. I assure you, if a yahoo boy comes her way she will forget you in a jiffy.

Magnoliaa:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn. ❤❤ Man like this. Why does the Universe just seem to bring men like this my way?

Keep that precious little thing well for me, dorling. I'm gonna take it slow and sweet wih' you. You deserve it. Virgin men deserve to be worshipped. You ain't gat no worries; you'll be in good hands. That's why I'm practicing. To take that special person to the 11th heaven. And it might be you.

Yes baby. Come and take it. It’s yours. Thank you for waiting with me. Many girls tried to snatch my virginity but I rejected them all for you. That 11th heaven is far, but I will go with you.

Magnoliaa:
Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwnnnnnn. ❤❤ Man like this. Why does the Universe just seem to bring men like this my way?

Keep that precious little thing well for me, dorling. I'm gonna take it slow and sweet wih' you. You deserve it. Virgin men deserve to be worshipped. You ain't gat no worries; you'll be in good hands. That's why I'm practicing. To take that special person to the 11th heaven. And it might be you.

You be case. I swear

Christie06:
A girl is coming for your head soon...Go and ask broda shaggi how far

I repeat. I’m a virgin.

And I’m keeping my virginity for magnoliaa

My former neighbour was like you babes before. She doubted my culinary skills so I prepared efo riro with eba for her and she started asking me when next I was going to cook. A pity I wasn’t physically attracted to her since she didn’t have massive yansh.

I would have answered you but you have chosen a side. That makes your inquiry redundant.

Date a Nigerian girl in your age bracket and you will soon find out .

siofra:
I'm a virgin. I won't fvck you

Yeah. A virgin with 3 abortions. Come on! Go and sleep before I open my eye

MOSTEC:
Why will u even date someone u can't get married to?

Bro! You are highly promiscuous

I’m a virgin.

Magnoliaa:
Menn?

They are their own worstest airnemies. Tueh!

You’ve been waiting to use that line for a long time.

Let him move to his girlfriend’s house.

Does it work? Even if it does, it’s counterproductive as you are stuck with that person whether you have fallen out of love or not.

Anyone who allows himself to be deceived into taking such an oath is a reckless mumu.

siofra:
Genius indeed! This is how you people will be deceiving this degenerate incel. Someone that doesn't know the difference between "this" and "these"
Retãrds and more.

Anyway, what do men bring to the table apart from money

But you don’t even have the very money men bring to the table.

What then are you good for apart from nacking? Even at that you don’t appear creative enough to be interesting in bed.

Better go and sleep.

Date? Maybe.

Marry? Lol. Impossible

Lol. Damage control. Ganduje would find something juicier for him later.

Any governor who can give hisbah so much free rein in his government is a lover of the Taliban himself

Bunch of intolerant northerners

emmyluizzz:
I swear I no understand anything you just typed

Lol. I mean when you hammer after working so hard, you will be tempted to continue at that level. It can be a hard thing to develop ways to increase your capacity to earn more.

Ntrukpum

Start her on a musical instrument ASAP. It is best to start playing an instrument as early as 3 to 5 years. If you wait till she’s 7, it will be a little too late for her to achieve the maximum potential possible in a child prodigy. She would still be good though but the zeal to excel musically will be reduced.

Monitor the music teacher. Not all music teachers can teach babies.

Congratulations and Goodluck.

Playing an instrument helps children build analytical skills at a rapid rate. They will be able to make calculated decisions while retaining their artistic tendencies.

Why is he labelled as the cause?

It’s normal heartbreak. She just felt she was better off dead than enduring the heartbreak. That is not the fault of the innocent man.

siofra:
Your name is patriotic breed and you're frolicking with Cameroonian women.

He’s just being an ambassador, you know, spreading the culture. Nothing wrong with that.

Useless ex girlfriend

She’s still pained he broke up with her. He was obviously joking about being a virgin but the werey wanted any opportunity, no matter how lame, to tarnish his name.

Shaggy made a big mistake nacking that foolish girl. Like he said, he just needs to apologise to himself for allowing that nonsense and make sure it never happens again.

Guys, Always date sensible babes not those lowlifes who believe bad publicity is still good publicity.

emorse:
Give am belle!

Damn! You beat me to it. I typed that and scrolled up only to see this comment

OP needs to act fast. His sister won’t forgive him though.

Give her belle fast!

The hardest part about being a man is stepping out of your comfort zone to increase your income.

When you achieve a level of financial stability, responsibilities would spring up from nowhere, so you think of ways to increase capacity.

What did you expect? Snapchat is literally an app with camera filters to enhance the eyes and make people’s faces look smoother. You walked right into this one my friend.

DubaiLandLord2:
This man dey always talk like say he is not part of the FG.

He is the one they send when they need good PR and when they desperately want to sound reasonable.

Trust me, he is in league with his people. If he was truly different from them, his godfathers would never have trusted him to be sponsored as the Vice President. They can never recommend someone who is not one of them.

Missyajoke:
Are you sure you're okay like this with this your foolish comment

Why are you triggered? Why can’t you tell the truth. OP is very wicked. In fact, he should dash them money to cook the next soup too for depriving them of his gas.

By the way, your name already discribes your problem. MissAJoke.