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Mercychen:
Raskis lookalike. Who remember that guy, Soji?

Usher Ray! Lol...

This guy's name always reminds me of a scenario back in the day when we went for a TEENS "SUCCESS CAMP" organized by Deeperlife Bible Church. Menh . boys can be very funny..

An usher will just be on his own minding his biz. Those deeperlife boys will just start shouting. " Hey"! "Usher ray"! Commot for road. Lol.. Before you know it, everywhere don scatter. Preaching sef, you no go hear again.

Ah... Deeperlife teenagers were rascally back in the day.

Rasqie! “Every blessed day, na Garri I dey whack…”

Where that guy dey sef?

Omo you be OG.

bayo2018:
Good day nairalanders

I wanna seek advise on behalf of my parent. My dad is a road side mechanic while Mum is a petty trader. Dad is 55yrs while Mum is 52yrs. I wanna ask what type of Business can I set up for my parent based on the Economy growth of the country.
I plan setting up a mini mart for my mum earlier buy after asking my sister about it she said it’s not a good business in terms of profitability.
Kindly help to suggest what type of Business I can set up for both of them so I can start working on it.

At that age it is hard for them to learn a new business.

Give your mum that mini mart. She’s an experienced trader already. It’s just a bigger space.

As for your dad, he needs a good space for him to practice his vocation. I’d suggest a modern mechanic shop or a spare parts shop.

OLDESTWARRIBOY:
Who this one help??

Haiti and their earthquake and Vodoo filled land fil cough for were even countries like
Central African Republic or Madagascar talkless of Nigeria for Football?

If Na England, we fil reason am small, but Haiti?? Fucking Haiti?? Fuuq Outta Here!!

Make e go jor!! We get Chukwueze and Chidera Ejuke.

Be like you fail English comprehension for primary school.

The issue is not the quality/calibre of the country he later chose, but that his country of origin asked for a bribe before he could be shortlisted. That is a disgrace.

Ropo0126:
Sorry for derailing the thread guys... Pls whats the penalty for not showing up@ NySC Camp?? I'm suppose to report to camp from 20-24th of this month being part of the batchC stream 1... but m not ready due to financial constraints... So I don't know if there is anything I can do to delay for the moment

no penalty.

Just go to your student affairs office with your call up letter and they’ll guide you on how to write a letter requesting for re-mobilisation. The school will submit the letter for you and send your name for mobilisation with the next batch.

Seeeker:
Who will I return it to since they didn't tell me to do so? Will I just go there and say, this is your 5k left with me? There should be a procedure.

The silence is deliberate. It is when you ask whom to return it to that you would know. Actually it should be the accountant if it’s a small/medium enterprise.

Return the money first. Then Mail them about the non-remittance of your pension.

If they do not reply your mail, call the HR.

Some bosses act like petulant children when it comes to staff resigning. Once you tell them you’re leaving they begin to treat you like you’ve offended them and some would even bear a grudge.

Did you just ask What can you use? Ah! My brother don’t use anything. Don’t drink any alcohol or whatever. Don’t smoke or use any drug to build confidence. They will give you a temporary high then chain you into addiction.

If you want to build confidence you have plunge in headfirst.

Look people in the face. Yes. Look them in the face. They will look away. That’s your first victory. That shows you control the space.

Before you speak, gather your thoughts. Say your sentence in your mind then repeat it out to the hearing of the person you’re speaking to.

Believe you me, people actually want to hear you speak. You have a lot to offer.

You are a wicked somebody.

I’m so proud of you.

How did you confirm they were toasting you if you didn’t reply the mail? You could even be a guy sef.

AYNL:
lol,na packaging bro,mafo jare,get closer to them,you go know say na fake life majority of them dey live,some of them go even dey below your standard,packaging ni gbogbo e

Oshey omo iya mi. Packaging ni gbogbo e. They appreciate a neat guy with confidence.

Lenny22:
I am a final year student of a popular Federal University. I'm not rich, neither am I broke. Of course, my present financial strength is average. I have a nice physical appearance and I consider myself as good looking.
I don't have the courage to approach girls that look exotic or sophisticated. By this, I'm talking about ladies with nice outfits, dope nails, expensive phones and wear expensive Perfumes. I wouldn't like embarrass myself, I just admire from afar but deep down, I want to date one.

Once upon a time, I would have told you to face your books and graduate with excellent grades. But now, I’m telling you to also give a fraction of your time to chasing your heart desires.

If you let big yansh pass you by, you will one day look back and wish you were more courageous.

Toast them.

Highest, na to tell you no. They can’t beat you for toasting them. Just be cool.

Dress neat. Make sure your shoe is clean. Go and meet them before you get rough from attending lectures and sweating. Buy handkerchief to wipe your sweat regularly. Use a nice perfume and make sure your haircut is sharp. Look into the mirror and hail the sharp guy you see there.

A neat man is attractive to them regardless of the cost of his clothing. Just be sharp and neat. Say hi. And take it on from there. Be natural. Don’t stutter.

Bring me schnapps when you catch one or two babes. All the best.

Mybrotheralso:
Its not about me, he's the only one that stays with our parents and he's giving them troubles that even an adolescent can't give .

Then ignore. They are his parents too. They won’t throw him away. There is nothing you can do short of removing your parents from that house. And they’d probably not agree to leave.

Just ignore

Spend that money on yourself or your business. You will see good results. Spend it on her, and you will see no returns.

Just move out. Ignore him and work on your own success. If you dwell on thoughts about him you won’t have time to move forward.

Hmmm.

The worst thing you can do to yourself is dwell on the question “why did she cheat?”. Look beyond that question and ask what her benefit is to your life. Ask yourself if she has brought any tangible positive thing into your life.

You will find out you deserve better.

No woman cheats by mistake. She planned it for a long time. She developed the idea, dwelled on it, then she acted on it. If you take her back because you think you are a good guy, you must also prepare yourself for a repeat.

Be careful with Nigerian girls. Faithfulness is stressful to them.

Magnoliaa:
All these ones are just social media rants. I understand how you meninists are sha. It's because you haven't found a good V to humble you and give you orgasm. Na woman go still pay your dowry, whether you like it or not, and that gives her the right to marry as much men as she wants as long as she can take of them and they'll stay home and watch after the kids. The sun shines elsewhere. Share and have peace of mind.

Are you trying to tell me women are naturally “polyandrous”? How is that fair to you? Like? I’m shaking right now.

Magnoliaa:
You can imagine eh. He even has the audacity to bring your manliness into questionhood. Wonders shall never end o.


But love, kwa? Any how. No shaking. I like as you all are being cool and friendly with yourselves oh. It shows I'll be a good Wife to y'all, and you'll live in perfect submission and loyalty to me. It's very rare to see a non-jealous side cock these days to satisfy a woman with all the sex she needs to be functional.

I stylishly ignored the manhood part but you just had to mention it didn’t you? Wahala!

You women like polyandry too much. That’s toxic femininity. Classic matriarchy. Unacceptable. I don’t want to share.

I am incensed! First by her repeated wickedness and secondly by his cluelessness.

An animal like her should be alone for the rest of her life. She should not be allowed to procreate so that her madness would not perpetuate on earth.

Well, just tell him to think deeply about his priorities.

Why?

Cos married people (or people in love) never listen to good advice. If you advised him to leave, he would tell his slave master (or mistress) and she would punish him some more and maybe come for you.

He is the only one who can save himself.

Jeromejnr:
Like seriously, I wonder how people have time. Who are these people?
How do they live? I have questions.

Bro, these are the questions!

So someone would sit down to check other people’s follower list? Omo!

Christie06:

And a surprise is that expensive?

You’re surprised? You see? There’s more. Pay and see.

This is original virginity I’m talking about. Not shaggy or macaroni’s own o.

GetMeRight:
Gumi killed? He destroyed properties? He formed or sponsored bandits? Because I don't get the similarity

You see?

The protest against police brutality (EndSARS) is righteous and needful because even you are not safe from policemen in Nigeria. Before your political friends would rescue you, you would have been slapped, beaten or shot.

But you would rather protect an ideology than protect lives.

Gumi is an apologist for terrorists who kidnap and kill children, teens and young adults. His father was the founder of an extremist organisation still in operation. He advocates ransom payment, pardon and reintegration for these terrorists while issuing threats to the government if they do not accept his terms. But he is not dangerous enough for you because of politics.

You know all these, but like I said, you’d send a young man to jail, to protect an ideology rather than listen to people protesting against the police murdering youths.

How did you people notice that?

Is there an app for this?

Now I understand that bloggers work hard too. Una dey try.

RichThugg:
Hope our brothers from the North and East don’t abuse it?



Meanwhile, prophet Righteousness is here to throw some lights on the topic.... Plss sir, go straight to the point, we have other topics to attend to

You don’t have respect. You don’t rush a prophet like that. It’s not done!

OKOATA:
I understand but if it's your wife that seduced your brother nko, the only way I won't forgive my brother is if he rapes my wife and am so sure he did I will send him to jail ajeh.

Seduce or not, blood is thicker than water. He must resist the temptation and report it to me. Cos that’s what I’d do. Then we’d chase that Jezebel out of our family for good.

ajumma:
See your local reasoning that beclouded your senses.... Benjamin Mendy a Man City football player was denied bail in Britain for an offence is clearly bailable & you didn't shout what a country?
Yet local man want to grant bail to an idiot that orchestrated an attack on law enforcement agents that resulted in killing, maiming & injured thousand . Some sources of livelihood were looted & destroyed with this singular act of incitement etc.

Where is your outrage against Gumi the PRO for bandits?

Christie06:
The offer is enticing.
But what are the benefits of your virginity to me again??

It’s a surprise.

Just bring the $10,000 first.

OKOATA:
Blood is thicker than water ma guy, If your brother is sober won't you forgive him, oh so if your brother turns into a superstar in the future you won't talk to him. Better don't let a puszy woman destroy your family.

Lol. I’m not the one who destroyed the family. He is the one who let pu.s$y destroy the family. Think about it bro. That’s a very wicked thing to do your blood na.

pansophist:
Love wey no de street again, you come lucky find am? Me I'm happy for you o

Enjoy your relationship dearie, but if you need some overnight nacking non-stop if oga fail to perform well, you know where to find me. Just tell me like three days in advance sha, make I prepare. Happy relationship life

Can’t believe you want to snatch my Magnoliaa from me just like that.

What a wicked world.

I wonder why people still think this woman is a pastor.

She’s toxic AF

Davash222:
Are you a man?

There's nothing feminine about that leg and toe. Please add Graphic for the topic

I’m sorry I thought the same thing