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Igbojihadist:
okay like what do u sugest now

The very last line I wrote.

Whatever this self-inflicted hypnosis is, you need to snap out of it.

If you step back a bit and analyse your situation you’d see how bad it is for you to continue being “in love” with her.

Any girl who strings a guy along like this for years should be avoided like a plague. Stay away from her for your own good. How you choose to move on is up to you.

With your permission, that girl has held you back for 4 years. Wow.

Some people would advise you to go to the beach to wash your head cos this is not normal.

Can’t you see she’s stringing you like a puppet? Do you value yourself at all? Na wa for you o.

If we check now, the girl fit no get big yansh o. Might be one village girl with rugged features. Chai. Guy you need to come back to your senses.

Any religion. Are you sure?

Boss13:
This is not necessary for a healthy marriage. An older man can actually enjoy memories with his younger wife. This is dependent on the disposition of the man and not the woman.

I would have loved to give you a personal experience but do not want to disclose sensitive information. However, I can confidently tell you the age gap to enjoy the company of each other doesn't matter.

Okay.

To be safe let the wife be younger. Gap shouldn’t be too much.

Silly athlete. She knew she had to be clean but stoners are a stubborn set of people. This is on her.

Baawaa:
They are our great enemies because they are arm robbers in uniforms,I hate them with passion

I will never help/rescue a Nigerian policeman/policewoman even if it my refusal will make me lose good business. I’d rather lose it than help them.

Police that arrested one landlord as a murder suspect because he called the same officers to come and force his tenants door open after he perceived a bad odour coming out of the apartment. The policemen broke the door, discovered the corpse and turned around and arrested the baba as a suspect. They extorted him as usual. They saw an opportunity to make money.

The police is the most dishonest criminal group in Nigeria.

I don laff tire. Men for this thread no get joy.

Magnoliaa:
[color=coral]You left out "boxers" because you wanted to avoid saying "pay*t," abi? Hahahahahaha. I for write am as e be, but I still get thread of good girl wey I go still use join for wife material left. Ehen. Goodnight, wo.[/color]

Wait. How did you know that? I fear you o . Nice one. Good night.

OGWILLS123:
Typing from someone matrimonial bed ............................... .

Let her just finish taking her bath and come out,
I will make her scream so loud that the husband will hear her voice from Australia .

Person matrimonial bed.

Oga, you get mind sha.

DaudaTheSexyGuy:
You need to try it to know.

Married women toto dey sweet no be small

Ah! Why are you playing with fire? Make dem no catch you o.

He is risking a lot. The day the husband will find out, it won’t be funny. But what is sweet inside married woman sef?

BARISTAMandela:
Sharia law which is a muslim personal law is not applicable to a non-muslim.(don't be a fool this is in theory).
Infact when harassed you can sue under Chapter 4 of the 1999 CFRN as amended. However, before you approach the Federal or State High court to ventilate your grievance, rabid mob of hollier-than-Mohammed-and-all-Arabs Kano youths must have beaten you to pulp while you wait for the final guillotine treatment deserving of a freaking "arne", if you are lucky your ghost can make it to court on the next adjourned date

Damn! What a vivid description. Safe to say we have a state religion in parts of the country.

This is unfair and unjust!

Magnoliaa:
[color=coral]Whyy? Oh, no. It's a turn on for me, o. Yes. That's a reason why I won't date someone. If you don't like dodo ikire, we go our separate ways.

But aside, stop intimidating me with your sound signs. Stop. Ko Yoruba bi mo se n ko. Bayi. Edakun. The way you're writing Yoruba is making me feel like a fake.[/color]



[color=coral]It's the thought that matters? Ehenn? Over 50 naira plantain? So, wait. That means you won't mind gifts of boxers, singlets, shoe polish and belts, niyen. As long as it's coming from a good place. Waaow. Mens like you are rare. That can appreciate simple things from an humble gf. Unlike the materialistic ones wey don tear eye these days. Your wife no go get stress oh.[/color]

Omo. Your energy level na 100%

I’m a simple guy. If you give me singlet, no problem. I go buy bra for you. Make e for balance.

Please o lawyers, are these sharia laws binding on non-Muslims in Kano?

Magnoliaa:
[color=coral]Lol. Okay. I will buy 50 naira own for you on my way back. Dodo Ikire, nko?[/color]

Nah I don’t like dòdò ìkirè.

But T for tenks. It’s the thought that counts.

Magnoliaa:
Sorry, guys. I can't respond anymore. I'm going for a 30-day mountain prayer organized by my local church. I'm currently at a vigil now, sef. We're about boarding a bus to the location. It is necessary we travel in the night. It's said that daylight robs a lady faster of her husband-magnetism than midnight. To your question, Afro, you know what "ikpekere" is? This kind of fried unripe plantain. I'm not sure. Picture that and you've seen me. Yeah. So don't even imagine or dream of anything.



Ire. We seesof *in Jennifer's voice*.

And I like ìpékeré o.

Magnoliaa:
Sorry, guys. I can't respond anymore. I'm going for a 30-day mountain prayer organized by my local church. I'm currently at a vigil now, sef. We're about boarding a bus to the location. It is necessary we travel in the night. It's said that daylight robs a lady faster of her husband-magnetism than midnight. To your question, Afro, you know what "ikpekere" is? This kind of fried unripe plantain. I'm not sure. Picture that and you've seen me. Yeah. So don't even imagine or dream of anything.



Ire. We seesof *in Jennifer's voice*.

No response to my inquiry about your derrière. No offence intended, I assure you.

This guy reminds me of one song by the great Fela Kuti: Coffin For Head Of State.



“Yar’Adua dey there, with him neck like ostrich”.

Magnoliaa:
Ahhh. You sef get potbelle. He con call am sexy. I'm looking for an Adonis, joor. Sorry.

Tah! Comot for there! Wetin you sabi? Pot belly can be sexy. Something girls are dying for. Free natural pillow wey men dey covet. Dey there.

Magnoliaa:
Why? Na insult?

Potbelly. Ahn. Mtchew. And they say beggars don't choose oh or what's that phrase? Ahn. I'm just thinking that erm, he won't be man enough in the house. Yunno, changing bulbs, fixing pipes, doing the kids' shoelace. Will the stomach even allow him kneel down to lick that place?

No be insult. It just reminds me of something.

Pot belly no dey affect na. Me sef I get small sexy pot belly. I still dey do wetin I suppose do. No hitches. No fear.

If you’re game, holla. Tonight is your lucky night.

potbelly:
oga you called me...

how far sir..

This guy again. Baba na mistake. No vex

Magnoliaa:
Alaye, swerve. You are not helping and can't help my matter. The era of brain gymnastics is gone. The quagmire I'm in ab presentia is dubbed "a desperate time calls for a desperate measure." I'm frustrated, se. I can't be forming and hiding shame anymore.

Wa, no dey call me alaye.

Anyway, I have someone for you. But him get potbelly o. Shey you no mind?

Young people are increasingly dying of things that used to be old people’s health complications years ago.

Lifestyle choices need to be audited.

Magnoliaa:
Bro. Epp me. You noticed and gave me attention. Iya oko lo n jemi. There is no length a frustrated ENP won't go to for a crown. All the things you pipu haff been saying iz truee. I'm feeling it now. Had I knowww. See me biting a finger of regret.

First of all, I no dey call any babe ENP. And I don’t believe in that husband is a crown whatever. Secondly, you’re probably married with twins on the way. No dey disguise. Wetin carry you enter this thread gan sef?

Magnoliaa:
Chai. And I missed this. Oh, God, why?? ?? Time is running out. See lost opportunity for over three years. Omoooo. What is wrong with my relationship life? Shower your blessings on me, O Lord. Please. Is someone doing... ah.

You resurrected this thread. Hope there is not?

Nairaland’s resident artiste; “Such A Diva” crooner.

Fatherhood is a lifelong experience. All the best.

Psi bank does not deserve any political advancement. He is one of them. He and the useless leaders of Nigeria are one.

The student didn’t just lose his life. He was murdered.

A good reason why people hate the police is the way life is cheap to them. They can shoot or frame you up for simple reasons like a sum of money. Just because they want 2k they can frame you for murder. The security agencies in Nigeria really work hard to earn the distrust and disgust of the citizenry.