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jidamsel43:even the walls have ears. You or your family members will meet same fate for exercising your right of lawful association or gathering. |
soberdrunk:I came to see Yahoo boys only to behold yahoo men. |
Institutionalised corruption in a "democratic" country. While those it will favour will rename it "connection". And the moral fabric of the contraption keep decaying on a daily. There was a country! |
Most of these things you listed sell like wild fire in Naija because 1.our regulatory agencies are not ready to ensure quality control 2. Nigerians too like cheap things. That's why 99% of our importers flood our economy substandard products. Here in Oyibo land, none of those things sell like u described because anything you buy will last soteh na you go tire. Things are more expensive here but warranty for products are relatively longer here as expected. So, the fear of product return is the force that drives premium quality. No seller or manufacturer wants what they sold to be returned to shop or factory. Volkswagen diesel cars recall and fine comes to mind. |
Bros, my candid advice to you is to sell the car. If your car dey suffer overheating, e go be like say na village people dey follow you. As your temperature gauge dey rise, na so your BP go dey rise. And apart from EOD ball joint, nothing else disgrace person pass overheating. The water no dey boil except for places like 3rd mainland bridge, in front of Mr Biggs, front of your estate entrance gate, near army barrack gate. I had a VW Passat 2004 that had exactly the same problem. It wrecked my economy during that period. I even changed my engine, radiator, and water pump. Yet it persisted. Na so I take sell my fine Passat for 350K. But the peace my 2006 Toyota Corolla (Europe- bank type) gave me afterwards compensated for my months of VW wahala. |
If church comot from othodox churches in the likes of Anglican, Catholic, Methodist, Presbyterian, et al, count me and my household out. Everything you're looking for in life and more are in these churches. Any god of men (man of God), including your so called Daddy-G-O's that is trying to justify why they left othodox churches or their previous denomination to open their own ministry, please refer them to these verses from the Bible. Mathew 5:16 let your light so shine that they may see your good works and glorify your Father in heaven. John 1:15 the light shineth in darkness and darkness comprehended it not. If they think that they are the light, why leave darkness? Remember that light needs darkness to shine. Do not leave. Shine your light wherever you are. Except, you have business in mind. |
What is special about the forces if they can't even afford to wear the same colour of boots.? Rubbish! |
knowledgeable:just to explain one scenario to them. That vessel carries up to 7000 boxes (containers in maritime parlance) and it costs a minimum of 700k to move a container from Apapa to anywhere just within Lagos. Do the maths. That is minus 4.9 billion from Lagos economy. Hand over the mic to burdbillion and MC Ólèomo. I want to hear what they have to say because NURTW and Omo onile commission no go just waka like that. Should we ask Our Niger Delta brothers to collect on your behalf? |
A country that has not done a census for decades. A country without a central birth and death registry. A country with no database of citizens and alliens. A country with one of the most porous borders on earth. These people must be magicians to generate statistical figures in Nigeria. They must be excellent in voodoo! Abeg, where and how did they get the data? I am forced to call them "stewpeed" but I reserve it for anyone that believes ANY statistics coming from Nigeria. |
A million ways to die in Naija |
Flame4chi:Replace with I, or some Mu- squared regions |
Those who will miss it are all MU squared. Canada, US, Australia,even China has no such Stupid display of ignorance, yet a lot of us want to migrate there. Won't you miss the convention when you leave the shit hole? |
Light still dey on oo, meanwhile in my own Naija, once tiny drizzling start. Fiaam! NEPA don take light |
BlowYourMind:Na small small until we all get sense to realize that their is no tribalism or ethnicity when politicians share money, contracts and cars. They just do it happily and quietly with unimaginable unity of purpose. |
EngineerBode: |
Officialgarri:your mumu no get part 2. Apart from maybe in North Korea, where in the world are train stations named after people? So, I want to drop in Oshogbo, and you want me to remember to drop at one Ikugbayin mumusenwon station. Why must you guys always defend rubbish from clueless leaders. Well, there was a country!. |
TheFreeOne:there is no country. "There was a country" |
Mvena:What are opium and coca? |
Righteousness89:quota system ajoka |
Yes you can |
Nollyvin:Nwelete agha? |
NekkyCee: |
Realdeals:and none has ever headed Customs since my mama born me. |
DanseMacabre:Empowered by homeland security warrants and subpoenas, FBI and CIA get their data from main sources (Google, Yahoo, Facebook, Apple inc). There is nothing like cleanup when dem dey on top anyone's matter. Have you ever wondered where deleted files end up. That's something no-one has ever told us. Just like mobile phone call logs, if you like delete them from now till tomorrow. Your service provider will provide them to law enforcement whenever the need arises. |
francisbarrack:As in, dude still lives in 1600s. Does he know what democracy means? Is it that once these guys get to Asorock they become bewitched as Doyin Okukpe told us? I'm in shock like their Oga patapata. |
Brandstudio01:na small small, e go soon reach stamp duty on breathable oxygen. Las las, we go learn by force. |
afecgivers:direct your thoughts to Nigerian politicians starting from your state to national level. If they can do it, Hushpuppy thought he could do it too. His only mistake was that "His excellency", or "Hon" was not attached to his name. |
Let's see the outcome. The United States just need Hush and Wberry to tightening there system. You think US are stupid like Nigerians government that will prosecute fraudsters, don't be surprised if Hushpuppi and Mr Woodberry worked with the US Artificial Intelligence(AI). Hush and Wberry will help them with a lot of things and they need someone like them in there country to make sure there database is secure. The whites are more intelligent than African countries and shameless Nigerian will be criticizing Hush and Wberry. Your government are looting you every fucking days and you keep quite criticizing the rich Hush and Wberry. Wise upThat will be in return for the promise of a "lighter sentence" which sounds irresistible. At the end of the day, they'll only use Hushpuppy,Invictus, and WoodBerry to track more West African boys down. So, expect more heads to roll. Any young Naija G person wey still value his youthful age should call it quits right now (15-25 years plus your age right now no be beans oo). I wanna believe that these guys they hunted down are amongst the top 25% of G-men (million dollars cadre), therefore it is expected that a lot of junior boys are under them in the food chain who the FBI will be interested to nab. To be forewarned is to be forearmed. Watching too much of Raymond Reddington (Blacklist) no go kee me shaa. |
dukeprince50:bwahahahaha, dem force you? |
Holamic:I guess "best" has a different meaning in Nigeria. So an investigative news tabloid published how a bloody criminal abused public trust by embezzling Thier commonwealth and this is how you react. O, Nigeria I have come to realize the the masses are the major reason for the decay in Nigeria for celebrating and protecting criminals, especially when it is "their own" criminal. "Every nation gets the government they deserve." (Joseph de Maistre) |
Top1gun:See them! These are the " your own thief worse pass my thief crew". This Nigeria e no go beta again aswear. |

