₦airaland Forum

EVILFOREST:
Are those ABLE- BODIED YOUNG MEN in those communities only Good at DIGGING GRAVES and doing Undertaker Jobs....?

. FG allows Fulani herdsmen to OPENLY carry arrows and bows, daggers, swords, cutlasses, Dane guns, pump action riffle, and automatic AK-47 riffles just to protect their COWS, but if those able-bodied men you're talking about are caught with pocket knives for peeling oranges, they will be arrested and termed criminals or cattle rustlers. Makes you wonder why cattle gets better protection than humans.

SpecialAdviser:
I don't disagree with you that crime attracts punishment. The question is which crime and what punishment. Without matching crime with the required punishment, justice is defeated. If its so extreme, tyranny become activated. Again, never think the reason Nigerians disobey law is because they are not extreme. The reason is simply because we don't enforce it. Its nice he sealed the hotel. But what about billing them 1million naira. You think it will not send shock waves in the body of future defaulters? People will obey any law if you go about enforcing it. Just make sure you put up reliable mode of enforcing it. He would have just announced they will pay 1million naira within 2 days or get it demolished. If they fail, then demolish it.

bros this your idea is amazing but remember say na Naija we dey talk about.

Dreyton36:
I've dated up to 4 different very rich and influential girls
And I'll kindly share just one of their stories, I mean the first of them

It was 2013 mehn life no be moi moi ooo
I lived in Lagos , Maryland to be precise so I got a job at a catering company then at ikoyi
But not like other catering jobs oo , this one is special into big boys way
We only serve the NNPC_NAPIMS workers
Men go garage up with full swag to go serve rice
But it was fun cuz I had my cool Calabar friend with me
I finally had a friend who happened to be an auditor there (female)
Name withheld , she's absolutely gorgeous but a lil older than me i guess
She rides a range Rover , the company has a car park called Park view, for those who knows bayo kuku area in ikoyi you'll know there , big men area

One day I went to serve as usual , I was cashless , after closing hours I almost lost it cuz I had no penny to go home , mehn I trek from ikoyi reach Maryland life tire me
The next day again I went to work after borrowing money from my own younger brother
And after serving , I was just thinking of how to go home , but I no too dear because that day was Friday and we don't work during weekends
As i went to pack up the used plates, this damsel asked me to pass her bag to her, she gave me some $ upto 15 pieces
I mean dollars not naira ooo , 100 dollars each
Mehn my prick sef stand
I was dumbfounded , to say thank you sef tire me
Anyway I left , but I thanked her Sha , but I didn't even know the actual figure of the cash but I know say na load
Trust poor man na , I arrange the dollars inside my wallet and went to a nearby bar to get some cold Heineken and catfish peppersoup
After that I headed to obalende park , as usual the conductors don know me as a wahala boy who no they always get money complete
I stepped into the bus and put on my headphones in it's loudest volume , as usual the conductor started shouting (owo da)
Because I see fine girls inside bus I start to speak phonetics and brought out some dollars that i dont have change , conductor shock
To cut it short I went home
And I made my biggest mistake
Drop ur comments if I should continue cuz this is the funniest partt

when person dey tell true life story, e dey always pure. Not all these fabricated shit wey people always post here. Ogbeni Ride on

SpecialAdviser:
To me all these are extreme measures. Always surprise the way you people hail him.

There are other measures to take. This is pure wickedness.

those other measures are part of the reasons Nigeria is the way it is. We always believe there are other ways of circumventing law and order which encourages us not to do the right thing. After all, there must be a way out. In turn, the law enforcers capitalize on those other options which equates to bribery and corruption.
Gush we don't just get it in that part of the world. Please don't EVER teach your children or younger ones around you that there are other measures to adopt when they disobey law and order because the absolute truth is, there is none. Crime attracts punishment.

All these people condemning what Wike did are typical of the reason Nigeria is the way it is. It is very sad that in Nigeria people don't really know or understand what these words mean: "Law" "Rules/Regulations" and "Order".
Here in the west that you guys always adore and want to migrate to by all means, if the law says assault is punishable by minimum of 5 years imprisonment, even if you are the Army Chief of Staff and you slap someone or assault anyone, it is guaranteed that you do at least 5yrs jail time. If the law states that if you wrongfully park your vehicle there, that you will pay a minimum of 200£ fine, try it and you will be lucky to pay 450£. This is because not just that you broke the law but how long you wrongfully parked will come into play. Note, they will call you sir with a bold smile on their face while dishing out these penalties. Like "here's your ticket Sir/Ma'am"

That is why there is order here. What is written is written. Get that my people.

I stand with Wike.

Do not see this as a time to challenge your parents. There are reasons God kept them alive for you. If the girl shows genuine willingness to learn your language and culture, explain to your mom/dad that you understand their concerns about tribal cum cultural conflicts and convince them that your spouse will definitely overcome all that with time, I believe they will then encourage you to marry her.
The fact is that the more resolute and adamant you sound, the more you make them believe that eyen Uneghe don give you kop nno mi.

drmikeadams:
. Good points bro,but I don see plenty empty plazas wey people no gree rent or after one year dem go run

same risks we dey talk about

drmikeadams:




Where is d location?? Why not students lodge?

Needs more maintenance.
1. Those guys shit and use water like say tomorrow no dey. Na so you go dey evacuate septic tank twice a year no matter how big.
2. Spread clothes on metal railings on staircase and balconies due to convenience, and they rust, except you plan to use ORIGINAL stainless steel railings
3. They damage walls, caution fee no prevent am. They don't just care. You go fix house tire
4. NUC/ASUU. Vs FG strike are 5&6. If strike start before rent payment, you're on your own.

Money dey student lodge but las las, every investment get risk and if you never enter, u no go sabi.

RuddyFusion:
Any existing scholarship options now one can apply for in Sweden for Masters ...I wish to apply if there's

you apply for scholarship after applying for admission. Send me Ur WhatsApp number of you need more details

RuddyFusion:
What are the options to get in legit

Besides Germany, Sweden took in the highest number of migrants pouring into Europe through the Mediterranean Sea. So, most of those countries that adopted refugees drastically reduced other forms of legit entry into their shores except for studies. The cost of studying here is high but the good news is that one can always get scholarships. As a student here U can also work as much as u can unlike in USA and CAN where there are "hour limitations" for students.

RuddyFusion:
What are the options to get in legit

Acada

RuddyFusion:
Which country is this bro? Norway or Canada?

Norway has Oil. It's Sweden

Uyi168:
....
Meanwhile, if ur dad had this while u were growing up, there is a very high chance u have siblings you'd never meet..

. They just pack awon were people come full for this forum. To be frank, I come use my head think if my dad had a pair of those. I won't tell you the answer. My ribs oooo

MinorityOpinion:
Religion is the opium of the masses.

Look at Christianity too. You don't pay taxes to government but you pay tithes every Sunday and you expect government to just dish out money for you from no where.

When you put religion above humanity, this is what happens.

How can you advise someone living in Nigeria to pay tax?. What for, do you even have conscience? Look, if no be deduction from source, I will have no reason to ever pay tax in Nigeria. In fact, when I was there, I used to feel like qerrying my HR/account dept. for being that unfair to us.
Here in sane society, where they even have little or NO natural resources, you pay tax and as a resident or citizen, government provides you with subsidized housing, refuse disposal, good roads, free healthcare for everyone, free education from daycare to Ph.D level, outdoor sanitation and 24/7 supply of power, hot+cold water et al. (Now U wonder if it is true, yeah it sounds so unreal when u dey Naija). In addy, every first quarter, you get a big chunk of whatever tax you paid the previous year as (TAX REFUND) i.e they pay you money back for paying tax the year before. Imagine getting like 450k in April for the tax you paid in 2019!

Now come to Naija, we have almost every natural resources you can think of which government can't even account for. They mine other resources but don't account for them because all our mind dey on top oil. On top the Oil + the small tax people pay, we still have no welfare or basic amenities from the government. No tax refund too.
Ko ni da fun iyalaye anyone wey say make I voluntarily pay tax in Naija when I will build my own house, build my own sewage system, sink my own borehole, buy my own genset, fuel it, buy a car because there is no functional mass transit system, fix the streets to my house, clean the gutter in front of my house, dispose my own garbage, hire my own security, etc

FromZeroToHero:
For headbutting.

Aswear u no well

I used to hush them when they call them "Atam", I was totally wrong.

Aaaaaaaattttttttttaaaam!

We do not have a national database due to the skewed nature of this miserable project called Nigeria. Due to that, we lack a national medical database.
These things I stated above are part of the reasons your wife died.

With the nature of your wife's symptoms that you described,how do you expect a poorly motivated uninsured doctor who feels so 'lucky' to be resident at UNTH to get your wife's medical history from mere "word of mouth" under this CORO period.

Nigeria failed the health system and the health system in return failed you and many other including one oga at the top.

Accept my sympathy while we pray for a peaceful repose of her soul.

Openbusiness:
Most girls of nowadays sleep with married men, it has become so rampant and so bad that I can put the statistics at around 90%. And the worst part is they actually enjoy doing it, and most of them do it because of money (sugar Zaddy tinz), some do it because it's a no "commitment" relationship that gives them the pleasures of a normal relationship but without accountability and policing that normal boyfriends do. A married man doesn't have time or moral justification to be checking or monitoring her life whether she is cheating or not, after all he is a cheat too, so they enjoy being cheats together without condemning themselves. So she has her "freedom" intact while she is sleeping with a married man. They also do it because of social connections, because generally the married man is older and might have a social network that she can connect with for other benefits besides sex, like job connections or business connections. Some girls do it because of ego, they are egomaniacs but because their boyfriends are alpha males too and won't lick their shoes or kiss their ass, they run to a married man that will worship and pamper her emotionally with sweet words and call her queen all the time and fill her head with adulation and adoration lies, while she gives him the cookie jar to eat for being a good boy unlike her dictator boyfriend that dictates to her all the time. But the WORST ONES, are the girls that just do it for the THRILL of it. These ones are natural psychos, with twisted minds. THEY SLEEP WITH MARRIED MEN FOR FUN, for the fun of making themselves feel higher and better than his wife, for the fun of feeling they are too beautiful and can snatch any man they want from any woman, and for the fun of watching another woman suffer as she makes her man choose her over the wife or the fun of feeling good about a man rejecting his wife because of her..................... Fear women, after devil, na dem

I would have given you a perfect score of � out of � if you included parenting flaws and negligence. Some parents due to poverty or sheer negligence turn a blind eye when their single daughters follow "Aristoes" upandan. These men drive to the front of their houses and honk their car horns and the parents will bid their daughters goodnight. While some others who are not thorough create parental loopholes that enable their daughters do it behind them. For example, your daughter that is SOLELY sponsored in the university as a parent in got a cumulative amount of 100k from you as upkeep money in 3months (a semester) but came back home with iPhone 11pro max during her holiday. Putting 2 and 2 together as a Soji parent, you should know that even if she saved 100 percent of the money you gave her, she still wouldn't afford that luxury. In mama peace's voice "will you keep kwayet?" Aswear, my mama go call both family and church meeting for you asap. In my mama's voice " I married your dad as a virgin and non of you can turn Ash**o under my roof!

Even if this is one thing I will achieve this year, I want to let most people reading this post and future readers know this:
Lend= offer or give a borrower
Borrow= ask or receive from a lender.

We Nigerians ( educated and otherwise) are always careless with these two words.
Imagine your Oyinbo boss telling you that he just bought a new house which has made him broke and you reply by saying, "sorry sir, can I borrow you some money?". You will be lucky not to get fired. 'Cos to him, you're the devil.

Please and please. Using lend instead of borrow confuse the hell out of people who really know the meaning of these two words and use them correctly.

Sabadon:
do this as often as you eat in remembrance of me....therefore we proclaim d mystery of faith

Christ has died,Christ is risen,Christ will come again.