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First lady lomo mi, owo wa ninu purse e.

trolling: The truth of the matter is this you can't blame it on Islam, environment, parents the guy is simply possessed,, what you are seeing is a guy possessed with legion of demons. Sorry to say but it's gonna get worse worldwide, the good book already told you iniquity shall abound, He also said that the last state of man shall be worse than the first for this generation

Did you read the tweet of his frend, saying mujahid had memorised so much koran and very strict and precise on his worship and manners?

''Operation pull dbanj down''.

Sanboy25:
At least he's making money.
"Started from the bottom now we're here."

I heard this line on a rap ish before.

She is short. Does n't reach my abdomen

ogugua88: [size=13pt]It's okay. I know why I said some people need to grow up though. Posters in this section are quick to ridicule anything and everything. People will still find fault in a Rita Dominic that is covered from head to toe. If this was Cossy, I for send?[/size]

Its true. When i posted my beautiful pic on NL. Instead of people to appreciate me, they kept commenting and loving my picture background.

I dont think i could be a photgrapher for all these models. I might bite them like suarez.

Rap maestro: ...d guy at top speaking BALDERDASH AND SWAHILI/
while sick vets are spitting thunderous barz with MASTER-FLASH THAT SCRATCH REAL BIG/
resurrection of NL done by u? Wow! Sounds like a BIG DEAL/
but to me its nonsense of d highest order... F00lish AND SILLY/
airmark bro/
listen to my CLEAR,LOUD VOICE/
its visible from ya verse dat u is a SCARED, BALD BOY/
with a$s and barz dat SMELL BAD..EW/
ur flows stink like spitts of Ammonia from a SEA GOD dude/
STOP UR RANTS/
NL ain't dead.. D dude dey rest in pool wit TOP AND PANT/
u'll only earn tha 'Top-Slip{sleep}', if u lay on bed and Also MOP THE MAT/
u won't break to 'limelight' even if u burst tha BULB AND pluck lime PLANT/
sign in to tourney/
but OJOAWO didn't prepare before peepz begin to brawling/
its absurd, ridiculous and funny/
no judges, abi Ministry of Justice neva pay their WAGES and MONEY/
come dey beg killsmith to vote on peepz brawl datz uninteresting and boring/
instead of it... Like deaf and dumb, I go just dey dance to Samklef's MOLOWO NONI/
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To be a lil kind to you maestro, you my homie, you still have a long way to go in perfecting your rhymes and multies.
Most of your rhymes fell-off and did n't make it sweet. Imagine your first 4 lines!
Did 'TOP AND PANT' and 'MOP THE MAT'sink perfectly? 'THE' and 'AND' made it a fail. Work on those bro.

I can see newcastle leveling up soon.

Smooyis: You are talking as if Arsenal neva won the Champions League b4.

Please i'm interested in knowing when emirates cup was known as champions league?

Sunday ish......

They said this place is dead, mcs asleep, lemme sound the wake-up-call/
Am back with full force, ma flows wont break-or-fall/
Coz ya name is KINGsley,authomatically you think you are a King/
Cut me some slack, black tecno aint blackberry, never use it to ping/
Sunday has come, i own the first day in the week, my middle name/
Rap to me is very easy, ask mikuz,like sploder,a simple game/
We've passed era of hungry rappers, i had bought them some corn/
the coast is cleared of 'suarez rappers', now we can have some fun/
Like Queen Park Rappers losing at home, we've asked them to go away/
Its brand new week, we need a vampire-free MAY/
When i enter the stage,the heat is on, everywhere being agog/
Any pygmy hating my shine, i send him quickly to synagogue/
Niggis go on gins, they gettin high on chelsea/
I might be off da field, but am still the captain...John Terry/
I live my life above board, even in arabian land, saudi/
Don't get free cars like madrid players, bought ma own audi/
They said am all about braggadoccio/ thats first time they won't act pinnoccio/
Aint a woman, though i know my onions, no one can beat me/
In case there are intruders i gat ma weapons with me/
This is just the beginning, like Christ,have raised the feared dead/
If you dont understand it, like lazarus this was once a dead thread/

They call him VEC

jposuagwu: [size=24pt]Comandclem is forgery. Yusuf Akure is the chief forger. Soon they will open school of forgery[/size]. There is no document and these guys cannot forge. Perhaps Yusuf was raise at Oluwole. Court jugement posted in this forum by Lagerwhenindoubt says the truth about all the court proceedings and how criminal comandclem lost at the high court and appeal court. Thats why they have reluctantly gone to the supreme court to try their luck. But sittings so far at the supreme court is a clear pointer to how they will lose again. But where else will they go to when they lose at the supreme court? Surely they will go to the grave to appeal since there must have exhausted all appeal options in nigeria.

By their fruits u shall know them. So you gat to use another moniker to make your voice heard? There is no first eleven on this thread. We are all one united patentees. We shall soon destroy the devil and his servants eg saibuhari and his cohorts. Long live ccnl, long live all patentees, long live nigeria.

BY CHIDI NKWOPARA
OWERRI — THE Imo State Police Command has recovered the remains of a 78-year-old woman, Mrs. Lucy Osigweh, who was declared missing in 2003.

Making the revelation, yesterday, state’s Commissioner of Police, Mr. Mohammed Katsina, disclosed that the woman’s lifeless body was found in a large cupboard inside a shrine located in her son’s private room.

Katsina said: “The missing woman’s lifeless body was found in a village called Ezuru Umuagwu, Ejemekwuru, Oguta Local Government Area of Imo State.”

According to him, “the corpse of the 78-year-old Mrs. Osigweh, earlier declared missing in 2003, was found in a large cupboard inside a shrine of a private room in a circumstance depicting ritual practice.

“The embalmed body, which was kept in that condition for about 10 years, was believed to have been placed in the warehouse by her son, Chief Chimezie Osigweh, a 64-year-old retired school principal.”

The Imo police boss said there was every reason to believe that the late woman’s son is a member of a sect, adding: “Preliminary assessment of the scene of crime revealed that the late woman must have been murdered by her son for ritual purpose.”

Katsina also said members of the sect used to hold secret nocturnal meetings in the place to enhance their occultic powers.

“The principal suspect, Chief Chimezie Osigweh, who is the son of the woman, has been arrested and is making useful statement to the police,” the CP said.

Although Katsina did not say how the police got wind of the crime, feelers from the late woman’s maiden home, Amakohia, Awa, Oguta local council area, showed that they made the startling discovery.

A villager, who spoke on grounds of anonymity, said that angered by the unresolved and inexplicable disappearance of their relation from her marital home, some villagers decided to double check earlier stories bandied by Osigweh.

According to a villager, “on getting to Ejemekwuru, our people demanded to know why their relations had remained missing for 10 years. Her son told our villagers that his mother was mad at a point and ran away to unknown place.

“Apparently not satisfied with the response, as well as the nonchalant attitude allegedly exhibited by her son, the villagers went beserk, destroying things in sight and ended up spotting the large cupboard containing the remains of their loved one.

“With this startling discovery, the villagers quickly lodged a complaint with the police who subsequently swung into action.”



http://www.vanguardngr.com/2013/05/police-uncover-78-yr-old-womans-corpse-in-sons-cupboard/

What of the mavins? At least wande coal deserves a call.

Kayswitch tried on this one.Kudos Its a kinda song of 2face though.

bad meat: #The impregnator#,o boy see job description,

Not job description. Impregnator is a machine or device

IMO State? Wete ego thingz.

Please which one is paul? I mean the one accused recently of 2facesm, sorry, having 2 baby-mamas?

Dubai

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Afam4eva: Hmmm...There was a line in Phyno's "Ndi Ala" where Olamide said that he's a One-man Mopol. Before that he also said that naija no dey reach final and the last nations cup proved otherwise. These rappers should watch what they say in their songs.

You are a typical nigerian music lover, who neither listens to nor understands rap lyrics.
He said: I'm ballin like it's WORLD CUP, i'm gonna shine/ Other rappers be like Naija dem no dey reach final/

Has Naija reached WORLD CUP's final?

But she has denied it was uduaghan now.

I knew paul was lying when he said they did nt know her. Now if its true Anita is this lady's friend, then paul is a bad schemer. However, it seems this girl is using football age 19.

Timaya and Tpain.
Obesere and Akon.

How time flies,i remembered when wizkid visited psquare lagos home, when he was getting into limelight. Psquare were advising wizkid to be careful with his female fans, in order not to fall.

kulyie: while my 19 year old kid sister just graduated recently and is learning make up in house of tara to empower herself skill wise and financially,the tart is chasing after an entertainers money.the people that advised her sure did not love her.her mates are out there improving their lives while she is....tufiaaaa!

Don't trust that your kid sister too. She is also exposed to temptations as a make-up artiste. What she is to earn in a year are earned by some celebs in one show. Just educate, pray and watch that your sister.

So ' Top of the world' 'fall in love' are fuji songs? Those fuji artists we know are wasiu ayinde, osupa,pasuma, obesere, you bonsue crooner, etc.

Paul is a liar. that he does nt know the girl is a blatant lie. Why did n't the girl mention SEUN OSEWA of nairaland? Majority of our musicians are not supposed to be celebrated. Their lives reek of sh!ts' smell.

Ekiti state is blessed with learned people only for it to be transformed into massive physical infrastructural development.

smartchoice: are you i.n.sane what nonsense did you type here ?

You sounded like my landlord while in school. He was never happy with anything. He could kill baby roaches with a sledge hammer.