This one went to his diary crying. Nobi your mate dey write political thread here? Dey run mouth saying no one blah blah blah

Honeydenz:


Lol, this is true but do you blame Nigerians?
People are struggling to feed and u expect them to pump more money on an already dead body after all the financially-draining hospital bills? I mean...common!

Of course I get the economics. After hospital bill has battered someone, to expect them to know pay loads of money to keep the corpse "pretty" when people never chop is over demanding. So yeah I get that demand to meet basics first. But it would be nice if we start incorporating aesthetics on the corpses. Some of them look drier than stock fish

1Sharon:


How is it better when dettol is a strong disinfectant? It's overkill. It's not needed.

I'm speechless. They are happy to use dettol that is a high grade disinfectant over soap!

Excel70:

Was it painfull?
What about the prostate exam?

Painful? No. Uncomfortable /funny? Yes

Prostate was good too. Thanks

DenreleDave:
If Betty Akeredolu is not satisfied, let her pick form and also contest.

If she is not interested in vying for the post her husband left behind, then she should keep off ondo politics and face her family....

Interesting

romeorailss:


Wow your asshole was inspected? Bro u try o

My large intensine (Colon) actually. But yeah it involves a thorough cleaning (an inspection) of the rectum ("asshole"

Tombrown3:

Then let them use it and charge more.

I see no reason why a dead body should be kept in a local morgue for 1 or 2 months.

At the end, you'll end up buring a skeleton.

Well it's a case of market forces (demand vs supply). Nigerians are very price sensitive and will almost always go for a cheaper option if they have a choice. Consider that it is often cheaper to store a corpse for a few months in the rainy season (when the roads are bad) than to embark on a long journey during the rains, transporting the corpse home. So there is a tendency to "over preserve" the body by using excess (cheap) formalin

Tombrown3:


Very horrible, I get upset seeing the corpses from our local morgue.

Can't we use the "Oyibo" system?

What's the solution to this?

I wish I knew! Old embalming techniques possibly. The fluids used with the newer techniques are also more expensive

Omihanifa:
When I saw Herbert wigwe's body together with his wife and son I was weak. It was inside a carton and placed on the floor. I was just thinking this life is just somehow.

You know that inside that carton are some of the most expensive leak proof metal caskets available right? So no, they were not brought inside carton. They were brought inside leak proof metal caskets. They were not "placed on the floor" they were placed on material handling equipments for safe transportation without hurting humans

DIVINEEVIDENCE:


I doubt its about make up.

I've watched dissection videos from medical lecturers overseas and the cadavers even though preserved and toughened, still retain their natural complexion to a high degree.

Who would make up a laboratory cadaver preserved for dissection?

Ah, if it's those ones then yeah you are right, they keep the natural complexion to a large degree. To be honest though, I have come across one very good mortuary in Lagos. High end though. Went to see a corpse there for identification and the person looked like they were sleeping

atiku4President:

And after using only water you go and using the same hand to mould amala?

Yes na. Primarily because I use a high pressure handheld bidet.

But even for those that use hands, a proper wash with an antiseptic soap and top off with santiser should get the hands in good sanitary condition for eating.

Note: I did not say they should wash the canal opening with antiseptic soap as that is highly discouraged because it kills of the fauna there. Plain water to wash the bum, then ANTISEPTIC soap and water to wash the hands.

Or plain water if using a bidet

DIVINEEVIDENCE:


Every corpse I've seen in Nigeria is usually as black as coal, sometimes even disfigured.
Makes me wonder how its done overseas that corpses retain their natural colour.

Is there a Nigerian formula to the formalin formulated by our morticians down here?

Not sure of their formulation. But yes the bodies become blacker than coal the way they embalm here.

Also note that most of the overseas corpses you have seen have mostly already been made up before you get to see them. Unless you have worked in their morgues and have seen them prior to make up.

I really wish I knew why we get in screwed here. Possibly because we haven't put it down to an exact science here. I remember watching my first embalming here in Nigeria at 13. Two incisions, one at the neck and one at the thigh near the groin. The surgeon was very exact in the quantity of embalming fluid pumped to the head, the torso, and the legs. Unfortunately I don't remember his combination of formalin and phenol. But I've always been intrigues about embalming since then

atiku4President:

Just water? Wonder how you people feel? A good tissue paper is better than only water without soap.

What does the tissue wipe away that only water doesn't?

descartes400:


Even with this, you still need your hand to wash your buttcrack and your anus properly while spraying with the hand held bidet

Not if it is set to the right pressure. Mine is set to a fairly comfortable pressure that will flush anything. Most people install theirs without a pressure injection so it trickles and they think that's how all bidets are

Makunahatata:
u did a colonoscopy fr what reason? Definitely not just for the fun of it..na decayed shit dey worry ur life

Lol. Routine medical. I'm preemptive about my health care and of the age where both a colonoscopy and prostate need to be monitored

Lol. Let me troll small.

What happened to fire prayers so that God can kill the Choirmaster? Why are they seeking mortal intervention when they can ask the celestial for capital punishment?

4KNGOATS:

That's why most of these girls today are battling with fibroid

How is fibroid related to physically hygiene?

enemyofprogress:
na lie

No jokes

Makunahatata:
if na wetin u dey use ,quit it...ur yansh hole go don rust

Been using it since I started paying my own rent. Absolutely fine. Did a colonoscopy few weeks ago and my rectal health is in great shape. Don't know where rust would be coming from.

enemyofprogress:
you still need to use your hand to wash it properly. Stop forming what is not formingable

Makunahatata:
that nonsense can't be as effective as hand, Mr hand held bidet

Lol! Are you guys kidding me? The jet pressure from those things will wash any nyash clean.

The way we embalm with formalin in this country is very horrible. I've seen some really gross embalment done by half assed mortuary attendants (obviously not trained morticians).

Lol! People still wash their nyash with their hand, tamba style? Whatever happened to installing a hand held bidet spray?

RichestMinds:
If this happens in Nigeria, people will be dragging the company for killing the man

And who said Boeing isn't being dragged? This is obviously a H.I.T

Komo4dmoney:


Na you help am build him business reach where e dey, right?? Wetin you dey do for yourself sef?

Lol....pretty well if you ask me. I ask these basic questions when I have to consult for businesses. Juju is completely useless in business

Zooposki:
I dedicate this song to all Nairalanders.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCGzDVwk_C8?si=pFiuxmuZOxmsLS9G

Evergreen! When men were boys and life wasn't so hard

Lol. The "juju" is in the numbers. Ask him what his weekly sales target are. None. What strategies has he implemented to drive sales? How many repeat customers has he got? How much do they spend per transaction? How many of his previous customers have not bought from him in the last say one month? Why haven't they bought? How is he keeping tabs with them and trying to extract more sales from them? What are his selling costs? How can he reduce those?

Business is war. Methodical war. You have to be merhodical in your strategy to win

HRHQueenPhil:


abeg I NEED SALOON MANAGER IN LEEEKI PHASE I..SEND CV TO Bleep@gmail.com
super urgent..salary is 200k

Good luck finding a good one! Those stylist will work in cahoots with the manager to divert your customers. I hope you have a good sales reporting system in place. One that can give you graphical insights of your reported daily and weekly revenue so you can compare weekly performance and take early corrective measures

Miss my days in Supply Chain when men dey manage over 200 SKUs for warehouse. Excel suffer that year

TindolaTindu:
Why are porn stars dying?

Industry exit strategy

Nairaland really needs to implement features such as blocking a user. Naptu2 your condescending into political spin stinks to the high heavens

This has got to be the biggest word soup I've ever read about voip. Excitedly opened it hoping to get more knowledge and insight just to come and see bullet points