Edelweiss44:


Complete thrash cooked up by fools! The Apostle has spoken out against the rampaging cabal and all of a sudden this poo comes out? They better try a better tactic at deceiving us cos this fake story is dead on arrival!!

Me no be Christian but this trend is a very "BIG LIE". If na the babe face de dat, the "SHE LOOKS LIKE WINCH"

optional1:
you never see anything yet...

You thing say local concoction no dey to tight the vagina bah? Siddon there

e de plenty...but after penetration you go know how those things de fall thier hand. guy, u go de disappointed must especially when she don wet

lalasticlala:
I got this mail. Kindly read and share your views and advice. The person in question is reading. Thanks. See the unedited mail after the cut.

YOUR ADVICE IS NEEDED: I AM BEEN PRESSURED TO GET MARRIED AND ALSO CHANGING MY RELIGION


"I wonder why she should be pressuring me to change my religion before getting married to her. I sorted an advice from a pastor, and I was told that she was not the woman for me. That i will have problems along the marriage. After I few consideration, I decided to also sort for advice from Nairalanders.

I am a muslim and my woman is a christian. She is forcing me to change my religion which i have been practicing since childhood. Taking such a decision is not that easy you know. To change my religion because of a woman? I don't think it is right. She has also refuse to change to my religion. Now, her family are pressuring and want me to change my religion. I am writing this to seek advice from Nairalanders to give me direction to follow... I know many will yab, insult or in-sugar me... I just need a candid advice."

Thanks

Bigajeff:
Baba dey kampe! Shame to the badbelle

Correct yan, Baba de kankpe. Bad bele people pugging and frustration go finish them.....

Baba go slow, carry goooooooooo!

hmmm, 9ja, dem eye no de see things. Anything wey come out of water na fish. Any free thing for is an opportunity to participate in the sharing. i sure say na consensus agreement dem take to dissect that dolphin.

Ioannes:


Well, I sympathize with the fact that you haven't eaten since yesterday (if that's at all true) and I hope succour comes your way.

If he dies, that's not an assurance that things will be better. Might even get worse.

He isn't the genesis of our problems even though he might be slow in remedying the situation.

If you haven't eaten since yesterday, blame PDP, Jonathan and his co-looters.

The wealth we all placed in their care which if it had been judiciously used would have ensured that you have food to eat daily has been converted by them to their personal wealth.

Did you read the story of the multi-billion naira building erected by Diezani Maduakwe in Banana Island this morning? The money that would have helped feed you is in Banana Island courtesy, Alison Maduekwe.

So wishing Buhari dead isn't going to solve your life issues bro.

CORRECT AND MATURED STATEMENT! See, no matter the deception flying around in Nigeria, there are people that are ready to back the truth to the fullest. Let all this people wishing the president bad-luck go to hEll. WHAT IS THE ASSURANCE THAT THINGS WONT GET WORST IF BUHARI DIES...yeyey people

Ioannes:
Wishing the President dead is very unbecoming and unladylike. He's someone's father and someone's husband and his crime is that he's trying to clean up the mess of your hero, Jonathan, even though he's moving at snail's speed.

That's no reason to wish him dead.

I support your statement; we should wish our President speedy recovery from his illness.

Nigeria is a very great country but the citizens makes it very difficult to govern. There is no government that has come and pass without its problems. We all know that Nigerian economy is trying to come out of recession. Instead of joining hand in prayers and support the government to achieve it we would rather islamise, christianise, or tribalize everything making it more difficult to govern.

Look at the OP for instance, just because President Trump has been scheduled to call President Buhari, this makes all muslims and APC members are in A VERY BIG trouble? What message is he trying to pass to everyone, Positive or Negative? We don't even know if Pres. Trump may be calling Buhari just to invite him to a Very High Super Security Classified Dinner Party in DC, to talk about returning to Nigeria loots discovered in America?

Nigeria is NOT small country that Pres. Trump cannot call our President? But if the you and Americans think otherwise, then I DEAR them to RETURN ALL ABACHA LOOTS AND OTHER HIDDEN LOOT back to Nigeria (without leaving a dim), if it will not affect them!

AND MIND YOU, WE HAVE A PROFESSOR OF LAW AS ACTING PRESIDENT TO RECEIVE ANY CALL FROM ANYONE....

ItzWonderz:
Hw are we sure she aint just tryna gain social media attention,,,hell,,i myself can post a shit lyk dis

ofcourse she is trying to get social media attention. In fact, it is the major reason behind this trend

chai, 9ja guys don suffer. Na wetin? You no fit carry you boo out on a date and spoil him? You sabi invest your money make the guys finish his? guys I suggest we go on strike till further notice becus all this watintin for 9ja de take us for granted. After dem go begin call us their "ATM"

abukaokab:
Is not good for a Muslim to request prayer from pastor Allah say call me n I will surely answer u #let go to Allah

thank you so much..Jazak-Allahukairan!

Alhamdullillah, may Allah grant you op more wisdom and blessings on this very in-sighting message.

Please, I want to ask a question that has been bordering me for awhile now. I really need your answers. It goes like this:

CAN A MUSLIM GO TO A CHRISTIAN PASTOR FOR PRAYERS?

EazyMoh:

What is the uniform going to cause in terms of the important issues to be discussed?
They could at least warn that he should always kit up if he were to appear before them. But walking out is outright childish and senseless.

This is a retired soldier, what do you expect from him if not stubbornness. He still sees himself as a soldier and never a custom officer. Why would Pres. Buhari pick a retired soldier to oversea the custom service is he saying all custom officers are corrupt? Or no career custom officer can chair the customs as comptroller general?

After the senators have blindly selected him, let them just blindly remove him.

Wait, I seem not to understand this trend. You first told us that he FLED his duty post from Bokoharam to a neighboring state and later stated he was abducted by bokoharam before the military took back the place.

This is very conflicting to me. How can somebody be kidnapped by bokoharam and at the same time flee his duty post?

does it mean she was not aware that the snake get stoke on her ear? i trust 9ja...e no fit happen. na love she go call this one now....mchewwww

CHIJIOKE1314:



Look who is comparing 'what is' with 'what it looked like'...

Aisha is a disgrace, ask yourself what the Dullarpo husband of his noticed that he earlier indirectly rejected her from the office of the president.. A role she has used all tricks to adopt.. SMH for you..

The woman na warey..

na u sabi....

Alhamdullilah, the world can see that shiites are very peaceful people only like what other groups having saying about shiia. We should shed weapon and embrace peace. Stop spreading rumors and lying about other man's faith - something you know nothing about.

vengertime:
Can they try it last year?

for where? Dem fit try am. Make we c how President Barrow regime go be. We just hope say e no go be like the Change we de experience for 9ja....

You really messed-up men but you can still have a head-way on this issue. You have to tell her and she'll stay if she really love you. The most important here now is that you have taken steps to resolve this issue by seeking for advice.

It takes courage to open-up to her and thats all you have to do.

It once happened to a person I know. The girl friend rejected him and the guy went ahead to marry the pregnant lady. But what really happened after then? There was no peace in the guy's house. They are now separated with three children. Even if the guy still carryout the responsibilities of taking care of his children. That girl who left is still yet to be married. She is now regretting that she would have forgave the guy and by now she will be married to the guy. probably they would collect the child from the pregnant girl. She even swore to remain with a guy who open-up to tell her. this is just a lesson

They way muslims are creating havoc and terror on Christian, same way Christians are wishing they start a war. As for now it still a war of words.

We have lived together (both muslims and christians); why do we keep increasing the hate?

lovat:
How are we sure you got it from Diamond bank?


What's wrong with Nigerians of today? You could have drawn the attention of the security man to it if true and the next day you will have witness when you go bavk to the bank.



Diamond bank might take action against you for defamation

Bros I don get one wey bad pass this one naa. shuuuu, Why you come paste this trend here like say na new thing naa? You never collect very bad money from banks before? The Banker will tell you to buy fuel with it. Change no allow banks destroy old currencies again. At whose cost, whose lost?

Like i've just said in another trend, haters of peace in this country are out to instigate malicious trends and comments to disturb the peace of this country. They will NEVER succeed. Too much blood has already been shed, we dont need another Civil war.

lyre...You people will just cook up something and make other agitated Nigerians to inflict havoc on the society. The Shaiite DID not protest yesterday. Why are you doing this? Why spoiling the Image Shia'a? Wicked people

make ona leave am, by the time the mama compel am to wash undies him go realise say marrying your grandmother is a taboo

Obama Made history becoming the 1st Black president of the United state and he will not be forgotten so soon. I wish you the best of lucks in all you future endeavours Mr. President. Please, come and continue your good works in Africa.

Congratulation...President Trump... I was also part of those who believe that you would be President of the United State. Abeg no depot people with Good records and genuine papers oh!

sodsak:
Seven things you must avoid in your waleematu-nikkah

Written by Soodiq bn Mas'uud

الحمد لله والصلاه والسلام على رسول الله أما بعد:

1)Israaf

You want people to eat Amala,iyan,fufu, porridge,kebsha, Chinese rice,hmmm!!Sha don't do israaf(wastage)

وَكُلُوا وَاشْرَبُوا وَلَا تُسْرِفُوا إِنَّهُ لَا يُحِبُّ الْمُسْرِفِينَ

eat and drink but waste not by extravagance, certainly He (Allah) likes not Al-Musrifun (those who waste by extravagance).

Surah Al-Araf, Verse 31:

2)Wedding pictures

Must you show the world u have a beautiful spouse?Or u think keeping the wedding pictures to keep memory alive is a nice and dandy idea? Picture this hadith in your mind first,

ﺇﻥ ﺃﺷﺪ ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ ﻋﺬﺍﺑﺎ ﻋﻨﺪ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﻘﻴﺎﻣﺔ ﺍﻟﻤﺼﻮﺭﻭﻥ

The most severely punished people on the Day of Resurrection would
be the image-makers. [Bukhaari and Muslim]

3)Music

Planning on playing and inviting "Ayeloyun" to entertain your guests with Islamic Music? Think twice. Islam has no music.

" ﻟﻴﻜﻮﻧﻦ ﻣﻦ ﺃﻣﺘﻲ ﺃﻗﻮﺍﻡ ﻳﺴﺘﺤﻠﻮﻥ ﺍﻟﺤﺮ ﻭﺍﻟﺤﺮﻳﺮ
ﻭﺍﻟﺨﻤﺮ ﻭﺍﻟﻤﻌﺎﺯﻑ ..

“Among my ummah there will certainly be people who permit zinaa,
silk, alcohol and musical instruments…” (Narrated by al-Bukhaari)

4)Tabarruj

Looking good on the day of your nikkah is a good idea,but if you must make up,then use niqob

وَقَرْنَ فِي بُيُوتِكُنَّ وَلَا تَبَرَّجْنَ تَبَرُّجَ الْجَاهِلِيَّةِ الْأُولَى

And stay in your houses, and do not display yourselves like that of the times of ignorance,

Surah Al-Ahzab, Verse 33:

5)Inviting only the rich

This will make your nikkah food to be the worst ever,bcs the needy people (poor) are prevented from it

ﺷَﺮُّ ﺍﻟﻄَّﻌَﺎﻡِ ﻃَﻌَﺎﻡُ ﺍﻟْﻮَﻟِﻴﻤَﺔِ ﻳُﻤْﻨَﻌُﻬَﺎ
ﻣَﻦْ
ﻳَﺄْﺗِﻴﻬَﺎ ﻭَﻳُﺪْﻋَﻰ ﺇِﻟَﻴْﻬَﺎ ﻣَﻦْ ﻳَﺄْﺑَﺎﻫَﺎ

, “The worst food is the food of a wedding banquet in
which the rich are invited but the poor are left out.”
Source: Sahih Muslim

6)Ar-riyaau

My nikkah must be the talk of the town,it must have no similitude!!! That's riyaau(show-off),why not do it to please the lord of the world?

ﻳﻘﻮﻝ ﺍﻟﻠﻪ ﻋﺰ ﻭﺟﻞ ﻷﺻﺤﺎﺏ ﺫﻟﻚ ﻳﻮﻡ ﺍﻟﻘﻴﺎﻣﺔ ﺇﺫﺍ ﺟﺎﺯﻯ
ﺍﻟﻨﺎﺱ : ﺍﺫﻫﺒﻮﺍ ﺇﻟﻰ
ﺍﻟﺬﻳﻦ ﻛﻨﺘﻢ ﺗﺮﺍﺀﻭﻥ ﻓﻲ ﺍﻟﺪﻧﻴﺎ ، ﻓﺎﻧﻈﺮﻭﺍ ﻫﻞ ﺗﺠﺪﻭﻥ ﻋﻨﺪﻫﻢ ﺟﺰﺍﺀ ؟

Allah the Exalted will say
to them (who show off), on the Day of Resurrection when
the people are being rewarded for their deeds: Go to those
whom you wished to show off in the world and look for
your reward with them.” (Musnad Ahmad Hadith 23119)

7)Imitating the kuffar
Using wedding gown, engagement ring,free mixing with opposite sex,kissing in public ,are all imitations of the kuffar and the prophet says

َ ﻣَﻦْ ﺗَﺸَﺒَّﻪَ ﺑِﻘَﻮْﻡٍ ﻓَﻬُﻮَ ﻣِﻨْﻬُﻢ

ْWhoever imitates a
people is one of them.’” (Narrated by Abu Dawood, hasan sahih)

أقول قولي هذا أستغفر الله لي ولكم

Alhamdullillah, I have added to my knowledge today. I've always wanted my wedding to be the talk of town, King Sunny Ade to be the artist of the day and my Bride want to look best with the most expensive wedding gown with lost of golds and full make-up. But know i know.

This topic is teaching us that humility is key to everything we do. May Allah guide us all.

redcliff:
Nigeria and lawlessness. How can someone who is not a police personnel have such number plate?

You can image the insult; somebody who is not a police officer. I'm sure the police do not see any reason to arrest and prosecute him going this far. Who gave him that number? What an embarrassment to the Nigeria Police & VIO

zionmade:
When
Bro pm me ur number for a chat by d time am done answering those questions u will curse d imam dat has been deceiving u. Even d Muhammad self will turn devil for ur eyes. Last time i tried it on one of ur brodas he ran away from me.

like say you fit give answers to the questions. Mak you know deceive urself bros, we are having over 60 versions of the bible.

Nigerians will always have something negative to say, no matter the evidence presented as proof.

I thank God that people are knowing truth & nature cannot lie. I have once saw a tree like this in my life time. It was natural & beautifully curved.

May this lead people to the truth and the right path: path of those whom Allah have blessed and not of those who earn the wrath of Allah nor those have gone astray.

lewispius:
Relationship consultant aka “LoveDoctor Joro Olumofin recommends 30 places Guys can meet “wife materials” Ladies in Nigeria.


Busa House ( Babcock University)

Kada Cinema ( Benin)

Moremi & Amina Hall ( Unilag)

Lagos Island market ( 11am – 3pm)

Coza church Lagos / Abuja ( Front & Middle Row)

Quilox “Regular section” (Not VIP)

@joroolumofin page comment section ( a lady with a sensible comment & decent DP)

Redeemption camp ( First Friday of the month)

Daystar ( 2nd / 3rd Service )

Glitz saloon ( Benin)

Ikeja Cinema ( Free Popcorn Tuesday)

Ventura Mall ( Ibadan)

X&B Saloon, opposite Unilag underground bakery

Jokers club ( Benin)

Mauva 21 lounge ( Ibadan)

Play (Abuja)

Beer barn ( Port harcourt)

BRT Bus Stop ( Maryland, Ikorodu , Ojota Axis)

Mr Biggs, KFC, The place ( Lunch hour)

Hilton Abuja ( Pool side )

House on Rock ( Mid week service & Choir)

Mondys (Ilorin)

MM2 (Weekdays)

Rhema Chapel (ibadan)

Shoprite Owerri ( weekends)

Charlie’s saloon ( Benin)

Law school ( Lagos )

Nysc Camp ( Ebonyi, Ekiti, Lagos)

GTB end of the year party ( Lagos)

Lekki / Ikoyi Bridge (4am)

Tejuosho Market ( Week days, 1-4pm)

This list is like a joke though… What do you think?


http://gistreel.com/2016/12/27/joro-olumofin-recommends-30-places-guys-can-meet-wife-materials-ladies-nigeria/

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dokyOloye:
Was he not d one that was shot in d back?(meaning he was running away instead of facing d enemy)
Typical a....a behaviour, para men.
Na so him papa go hide under bed for him girlfriend haus when he hear machine gun sound during d coup that led to d assassination of Murtala d mass murderer, de shout mogbe ooo,mogbe oo,lol.
Ehe*Modified/continued.
Meanwhile,another afonja,this time,a general,Fela's nephew,promptly abandoned all d military hardware under his command and fled and their hausa/Fulani masters completed d disgrace by charging him for cowardice and demoting him after a long spell in d guardroom.
Meanwhile,it was a gallant biafran general,Ihejirika,that dealt wt boko sotey northern elders come de echo genocide cos d man understood that all abokis are boko haram just that not all are combatants and he dealt wt them accordingly.

I de come bak to modify,based on d insults I will receive from afonjas.lol

How many formal president bikin you hear say go war? Abeg mak we give credits to this Gallant Officer for serving his fatherland. Everybody hear am wen he was shot fighting for the Nigerian govt & ensuring peace in the North East. This officer father is very influential in Nigeria and with his connects, he can be posted to Abuja where na only paper works plenty.

How many big shot in Nigeria today will allow their child to a war front?

HungerBAD:
Alibaba you are wrong.

What is wrong with you?when you were a student of Ambrose Alli University Ekpoma(Bensu then),you were squatting at the hostel and practically begging to feed.

Today you have blown up,and you are describing the wages of the Falcons as peanuts?talk of arrogance.

What did this Clown read again?Philosophy. And if not for the fact that God smiled on you,you would still have been philosophizing on the road side with Aristotle, and talking to yourself like a mad man.

Even Dangote has not referred to any body's money as peanuts,let alone somebody who for now,is getting fed and clothed by his well to do wife.


The Falcons have a right to ask for their wages,and I am in support of them,and for Alibaba,he should shut up.

--Modified-

Settled back to read Alibaba's comments again,and just noticed it was dripping with sarcasm.

I apologize Alibaba.

lol, Alibaba is just throwing up his jokes. Make govt no pay am alawi for those functions him dey moderate make we see if him no go protest. I sure say him go turn votron! Alibabaaaaaa, na person born u oh!

My experience was in Wuse Market, Abj. The criminal brought a dead phone and told me I only needed to Charge the battery but I didnt believe they guy. So, called a person I know to check and he guaranteed that the phone was ok meanwhile unknown to me they planned to defraud me. I purchased the phone and when I go home...it was a totally dead phone. I urgent took it back and arrested the guy.

Attimes, even people you know will gang up to cheat you. It was a very sad experience