₦airaland Forum

Riele:
Trash !!! .

And to think a "NIGERIAN MAN" spent his time to write down this epistle just to ridicule the opposite sex is funny .

Useless specie with no brain . Channel this energy to something productive and watch your life change

SMH

Oluromantic:
Nairaland has become so boring

zionmde:
Do u want to help him or not?


OP U are too young for wat u are occupying ur mind with. Channel all ur energy on somethimg productive. Ur age is the best age to take that leap to success, read books about people who succeeded at an early age, develop a skill that u can always rely on in future. A lot of us wish we can turn back the hands of time and restart at that ur age

DanDeeBoss:
She's going, going, going............

funkmrflexx:
She said SHE'S THAT DATING ONE BOY DOESN'T HAVE PHONE. AND ONE OF HER FRIEND IN SCHOOL WHO IS A RUNS GIRL CAME BACK WITH IPHONE AFTER HOLIDAY.

Millenniumlady:
Can you imagine in his word's " was expecting her to use her sense " any useless guy that tries that rubbish with me will receive a hot slap and I'll end the relationship immediately don't play with my emotions especially for someone like me that gets angry over any little thing......Reason like this are why guys like you are kept as plan B cause know sane lady will take the risk of making you plan A

Ilamina:
Just wanted to feel beautiful

heartbraker:
Nobody is perfect. What do feel u could change?

MrBrownJay1:
i dont think this has to do with WOMEN, but instead, this has to do with dating "cheap good for nothing UNFAITHFUL DISRESPECTFUL DECEITFUL UNTRUSTWORTHY" women

if a man seeks for alternatives then he aint no better than the good for nothing olosho he is dating...like the dude in this story!

shortgun:
Nothing new here.
It's guys that wants to die cos of hole that I pity.

Osobi32:
I guess u prefer the hotel way.... I like ur style

koladata:
Yes ofcourse I didn't give her much attention, but the case was different coz i've always know her to be a decent lady right from childhood and now she's 32, I understand your point, we shouldn't glorify this cheating ladies but what does ops expect from the next relationship. Almost all of them cheats and even the real cheater will never get caught, they are soo smart about it.

ehmmy11:
It's clear u didn't investigate well during courtship you should have dodge this bullet. Alot of girls marry who is ready and not who they truly love.

koladata:
If it was the lady that caught him now , what would you say? besides do you know what your wife or girlfriend do, a married woman whatsap me yesterday, she use to be a childhood friend, she was using style to ask me for sex and complaining how she's no longer satisfy with her husband , i can show you evidence, just yesterday o, i'm not talking of 10years ago.

koladata:
all you saying he should leave the lady, i'm sure you've never been in love before. Bro all of them are the same, this one is just lucky that you caught her. Please forgive her and move on if she still love you, marry her.

chidi2pus:
Someone who has never seen judgement day is telling you the truth about judgement day

Ochason:
As for me I'm miss church and football leagues.
You are free to list down what you have miss the most cos of this lockdown.....

J111333:
I may forgive cheating with repentance ofcourse, lies with good reason but nagging is one thing that can make me stay away from a woman.

Then if I find out you have intentionally slept with a married man or have done an abortion except for health reasons as directed by a physician, you're not the woman for me.

It may sound weird to someone but these are my standards and I keep strictly to them no matter the consequences.

Descorts:
If your girlfriend tells you that you are too small to hurt her feelings, just know you"re actually her side boy o

blovesther:
Don't call off the wedding....if you guys doesn't have a child yet, just pray for God to give you one soon and by that time, she will be looking at her phone and there will be no chance to use it because of the child's care.

though you can confront her so as to scare her and possibly make her change but if she doesn't feel remorseful and probably doesn't want to change, please show her the exit door

Newdawn30:
Everything was fine BTW us till late last year when she started changing. Our sex life was great till late last year, whenever I make a move to touch her she always say she was tired or not in the mood. It was strange cos she has a large appetite for sex. Then every weekend she hardly spend time with me, it either she had to for her a week training or she had to go home to see her parents which was odd . Even when I told her to stay she refused, it was always one excuse or the other.Then we began having fights even over the silliest things. I was away for a month and I came back early because of the lowdown. I decided to check her message, that's how I learnt that she had been having affairs with other men(3) Including married man she introduced to me as a friend. Same girl that hated ladies that sleep with married men was doing same.
I feel so broken cos I never expected such a thing From her . We are supposed to get married by 3rd quarter this year... I still have feelings for her cos she has been begging and saying she regrets her action begging me not to tell her mom. Her mom is the only person I can trust to knock some sense into her. I'm scared that if I forgive her she might do it again.
Nairalanders I need your advice. I had built my world around her

PHAYOL81:
Whatever anybody wants to accept, point is, she'd said the fvcking truth. That girl somebody's wasting cash to impress is being fvcked anyhow by one certain dude somewhere without a dime. Until you're married be careful how you glorify those hoes. Many of them ain't worth the damn stress.

MrBrownJay1:
how can a man become a better lover if A) babe doesnt say anything about the poor bedroom skill to the dude and B) she pretends that he is a great lover?!?!

faking an orgasm is beneficial to NOBODY, talk-less to a woman.



that one easy na.....
as you are banging her hard and she is moaning ooooh aaaaahh yeaaaah, just suddenly stop and see what happens. if she continues for 3 seconds to say oooh aaaah yeaaaaah before she realized that you've stopped, and then suddenly she keeps quiet, then you will know that she is just acting.

Ariza:
Friendship (I will be his bestie)
Companionship (he will never be alone)
Motherly love (he will be my first baby)
Source of laughter

I will be his:
Teacher (he will learn a lot)
Adviser
Guardian
Nutritionist
Mental iron
Motivator
Porn.star
Childbearer
PrayerChampion
Disciplinary Chairperson
Cook
Artistian
Diehard fan
Die hard critic


Should I continue?

sammyfrosh:
takes one to know the other one brah...

Nwodosis:
Any relationship no one knows who is actually using who untill the relationship ends!

CsRockefeller:


Anon: My girl was chatting with a guy on watsapp.
Nairalanders: Dump her she's a hoe, she's a slut, simp like u, idiot!!

Anon: My wife has stopped cooking for me what can I do?
Nairalanders: She's cheating, getting a good dick outside, divorce her!!

Anon: I want to marry a single mother, I love her, what do u think?
Nairalanders: You're a beta male, shes a hoe with a wide p***y, her body count is up to 20, she can never forget her baby daddy.

Anon: I met a man, I like him but he doesn't spend on me.
Nairalanders: Olosho, go work, what do u offer except ur p***y, anyway dump him, he doesnt love u, you are rhe side chick.

Men bless the day I discovered this site. People here crack me up everyday.

majamajic:
Women , hunger bad

Someone can easily go without sex for a year

U can't go without food for a full day

Na oloshos this thing hit pass , most daily customers are with their families

Penflame:
My question now is, will the curse still have effect on those guys even though she enjoyed the rape and also moaned?

Sorry for my erroneous words, I just have to be blunt and raw here

iPOOPinURmouth:
i am not. I will be more comfortable fucking ur mama and gf in a hot steamy 3 some

YINKS89:
I've been to couple of introductions and there is this segment where the wife would be asked to pick from the list of items presented by the family of the husband , but to the best of my knowledge i've never seen the lady pick any other item apart from Bible or Quran although i've not been to thatare neither Muslims or Christian to know what they pick during their introduction and the funniest thing about this items is we have yams,bags, drinks, fridge some people even go as far as putting Money. Now my question is this, is it only Bible or Quran they are allowed to choose? and what if they pick other items is it a curse? Please guys let me here your opinion before i start to argue on something i have no knowledge about.