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DaudaTheSexyGuy:
There's noting as sweet and enjoyable as toto that has matured with age

Anytime you want to bang she will give you freely, not like these small girls that will first do wrestling match with you before they take off their undies

She won't be pestering your life to send her #200 airtime credit with which to call you

She won't be snooping around your phone to find out who called you or who you called

She will be willing to give you good advise when you need it not like these young slay mamas that will not have 5K in their bank account but will be looking for a guy who will buy them the latest iPhone

She can take the initiative to use her money to cook food unlike youngies who will be calling you to transfer money to buy ordinary salt for cooking

ifykris22:
Don't judge me out lawyers here

The moment we men start to realize women have the same right as us to cheat in a relationship the better..

The most faithful woman cheats with the person you'd never imagine her to do it with..

No matter how much you love your woman she will always want to experience something different at least for one.. expect if you have the original size ..and knows how to make use of it..

I give my girlfriend a whole day to cheat cus I know I'm not faithful, and I try not to allow jealousy take over during those times..

I'll tell you how I do it...
On my next trend..

Dicktion:
When they are at the top they forget the rest. Most of y'all howling in here would still turn out the same leaf if granted their position... Basically most of us have good intentions towards the nation but we are all the same when we are given the power. Based on my calculations and 80% accuracy It's just circumstances of life surpressing our true nature now. You only gonna know who you really are when you at their position.

However, they are some good men up there that are being held for ransom by their Godfathers and the likes, so they get to do their bidding or get whisked out or even worse. Now let's say for example Mr A have good intentions towards his people but he gets to do his Godfather's bidding...And the Godfather is Athiefwaju Jagaban
Why our Naija no go baje

foolbuster:
Forget all that red pill shit. If you love her and she is loyal marry her bro. Nobody is a saint. That perfect woman you are looking for can be worse. Its better you settle with someone that is your friend understands you and do crazy things with you your bond will be strong, heck you can even do another 3some with her friend or something when you guys are married, my point is your marriage will be exciting.

Having said that some guys prefer settling with the quiet extemely loyal church type you can command. Your choice bro.

Martinez39s:
Foòl. Simps: always fond of making blue pill assumptions (which they can't back with evidence) to give hões a second chance since day one.

Magnoliaa:
I can't believe the guys' comments on this thread lol

They are questioning the girl, but the guy is suddenly a 'saint.' What makes him fit to be a good husband material that can be put in the home?

Mtcheeeew.

Davash222:
The first mistake in choosing a life partner is to choose a Nigerian girl.

Officialgarri:
Look at the children that are allowed to own a Nairaland account.

Slimranky:
Women/girl's generally don't wanna be rushed Guy's
Its OK to see a hot girl with perfect body crush on her and Want to be with her but never you act as
a tasty,Hot broke ass nigga

I know say Conji na bastard
But an average naija girl

"GO DEY GIVE U GREEN LIGHT BUT ANYTIME U SHOW SHE GO HOLD HER JEANS TIGHT"

As for me I like girls with Boob's and moderate ass
Because forward ever and backward never
So therefore I would rather not rush my spec or crush of a girl when I'm still on my way up.that could be a distraction because
Nor be everyday condom go dey your house then u fit go mistakenly give her belle and maybe the babe dey fertile so any amount of sperm u release in her coochie must turn to belle,that one go fit distract you

That's why its good to make money I mean cash out loud get your own mob
Glk,better crib account balance 2.5m
Before u go dey reason naija girl

Money Go make girl wey u no born call u daddy
Life's good when you have dallaz
This broke life ain't for me �

czarr:
We can't find them here in Nigeria ...but we won't give up the search

24kmagic:
Who doesn't know all these?

We are not saying you should tell us the difference or what to expect, we are asking where we can find the good ones? And please don't tell us its in the church cos church girls are far, far worse. Hypocrites!

The more the days passes by, the more difficult it is to get a good girl to marry or even start a relationship with.

Asin ehn, 95% of 9ja girls bahd, them just bahd.

Na only Aboki girls still get virtue and that's because they are mostly ignorant and unexposed.

Getting an educated and exposed christian girl with virtues is like rocket science.

They don't think beyond barbecue, fish and shawarma.

May God save us from all these Karashikas

Korllami007:
All of them are looking for rich dude to date or marry when out of 100% of men in Nigeria 20% to 30% are rich, whereas 100% of women want to date or marry the 20% or 30% that are rich. If you see a rich dude and you think you are the only one admiring him or hitting on him, you are deceiving yourself. So, the rich dude wey you dey admire has a lot of girls on his neck.

Whenever you're hitting on a rich dude in your area, just see him as a champions league trophy because you are part of the 32 teams that are fighting for him, but one team will eventually win him. The funniest thing is that all the 32 teams may fight for the trophy (rich dude) on his bed, so get prepared by getting your pvssy in training sessions because one team (one girl) out of numerous teams (girls) will win the trophy (rich dude) It's survival of the fittest.

paul100:
You are asking this question after applying for jamb.I don't understand you.
Which university did you put while applying for jamb.

Moralgladiator:
Ever heard the words,"Advise a man,but never tell him how to act"? Sure,I just said it. Every man is born with a different mindset in pursuit of happiness which ever way he seems fit to get it. Now in trying to give out a man's life experiences, trials and conclusions as model for every other man to live by would be a social mishap waiting to happen. Now the miseducations and redpill messages comes to mind, remember that the real Alpha male is naturally born with a resistance out of this world. A resistance that sees him stand alone in a battle against many and still see him come out tops.
With women? Can the redpill messages carry them through? I seriously doubt it because women are very smart and will always detect a "wanna be" Alpha male. Then the true test comes when he is hit like you were hit. Question remains...will he come up like you can? The real Alpha male is a natural stunt man based on instincts that is why he thrives. So please my dear friends let these boys go with the flow otherwise you will be instigating incurable deppression for most of them when the hits come.

Nnaabros:
One thing always leads to another

solex2346:
Think about it,you wife should be your best friend and not your slave,someone you can share your worst secret with,your gossip partner,your mother,your sister. Don't be a father that children won't be able to approach,don't be a lion at home and a dove out there.

Fisher007:
Sincerely don't buy her the phone. Her demands will increase overtime. Stop all this being romantic or trying to please a lady with financial request or gift.

If you do, then just accept your relationship with her is transactional, provisional and conditional. If she really likes you, you don't need to go through this phase.

She must earn anything you give her by anyway you deem it fit.

Seriously are you her father? Or brother or relative? You better wake up and don't let a leech that will suck you dry into your life. If it was that cheap or easy they would have bought her the phone.

If you have too much money, buy your mum a new phone or your siblings or surprise your business partner or associate or worker with a new phone. At least they deserve it.

I repeat buying her a phone when she hasn't earn it is like trying to invest in a place that will bring more responsibility. At the end of the day you will have invested in a business that can never generate income.

Simple.

OluwasureGig:
naija boys dem carry "come my house" swear for Una? na this thing Tundeednut complain about the other day. at least take her out on a date first before inviting her to your house. everything no be Bleep nah. let's be a little romantic with our girls at least.

solex2346:
MONEY does not make a happy home,can you put here a photocopy of job description of a house wife or that of the husband given by either pastor or at the registry? have you ever heard or seeing your child refusing his or her mum to bath them while they request for their father to bath them. That is what we call love for the children,familiarity and relivancy in the family. the root cause of early divorce in our community is lack of endurace and tolerance. try to learn while elders are speaking. good day

solex2346:
Who invites these broke single guys here for God's sake, Does that mean you can't clean up your son or daughter after poo? What type of man are you? If your child poo a.and your wife not home,will wait for your wife to come and clean the mess? Is either You no get sense or you are wicked

Sirvingeo:
My own is that you should not allow your breast to settle down before you.

Martinez39s:
One thing husbands don't realise is that if they become a doormat today, they will likely be doormats tomorrow. Shit tests are real. If they can't stand their ground today, it will be harder tomorrow. Marriage is not an excuse to be a doormat to a woman.

lilmonarch:
sir, i can imagine what you're going through in your home.

iammo:
For a relationship, you gave a wonderfull piece of advise, but in marriages things don't work out just has you just barely painted it, in relationships Men can take ubujas advise its all cool and helpful, but marriage especially the one with kids, kids you love and ready to do anything over things change and a man needs to exercise a lot of caution and wisdom

Men can always dominate a relationship as you can walk out easily, women on the other hand dominate marriage because they have leverage on you if you truly love your kids

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Martinez39s:
OP, don't listen to this advice. No one is asking you to quarrel with your wife. This is not a issue of gragra. Also, there is nothing bad in getting a male house help. However, it's imperative that everyone in a family must do the right thing and know their place. If your wife didn't trust you and wasn't comfortable having the maid around in her absence, she should have done the right thing by talking to you about it (usually from the onset) and thereby leading you or her to make plans for a male replacement way before she travels instead of just sending the housemaid you are paying for away against your will, and leaving you stranded. That's wrong, thoughtless, and selfish. She doesn't complain of the housemaid when she is around but all of a sudden, she sends the housemaid you are paying for away against your will, without your permission, and leaving no helping hand in her absence. To make it worse, it's all happening in your own house, your own house.

Since the house belongs to you, you are the one paying the maid, and your wife didn't complain about the housemaid's stay from the onset, your wife has no right to send her away against your will leaving you stranded with no replacement. That right is reserved for you. That's wrong and selfish of her. Had it been she had complained from the onset, we could say she did the right thing she could and you should have employed a male house help. Give your wife the options I listed and stand on it. If you are man enough, call your wife out on her thoughtless behaviour. This time around, if there is going to be a male replacement, your wife must be the one to talk to you about it way before she travels again.

It's funny how women who don't trust their husbands freely, to any extent, investigate any possible shenanigans of the husband, and take every precaution and measure to ensure the husband doesn't cheat regardless of what their husbands think. However, if a man doesn't trust his wife and insists on a DNA test, or decides to check his wife's phone, all hell break loose and the man gets told "don't you trust me?", "are you trying to say I am slùt?" etc. The op can as well play these cards on his wife.

Ubunja, emmaodet, akinbahm, Solex2364

SassyGem101:
What a wasted generation. Rubbish,!
All you people live and talk about everyday is sex sex.

Kuman2:
There's this girl that said she loves me and she wants us 2 date. But the problem is two of my friends from my ent have fvcked her already.
Smart guys wat should i do?
Sometimes when we guys gather 2 gist they make fun of her how she held the wall in the toilet

Martinez39s:
Why are today's men so spineless and incredibly stupid? Even a man with Down Syndrome would know why your wife sends your maid away during her travels. To future buttress my point that you are spineless, consider that you are the one paying the housemaid's salary (which means you are the one who is supreme in determining if she goes to her family's place or not, not your wife), and your wife doesn't leave any alternative to your house maid when travelling. Nothing stops you, as the man of the house, from standing your ground and giving your wife the following options:
(1) She accepts the housemaid stays while she travels,
(2) She provides another alternative to the housemaid to help you out while she (your wife) is away, or
(3) She pays you to compensate for the absence of a housemaid during her travel.

How can your wife have the final authority on the housemaid you are paying for in your own house? What nonsense! What a spineless man! To make it worse, your wife provided no alternative leaving you to stress yourself and hopelessly grumble while she is away. How selfish of her? Instead of you to do something about it, you are complaining and grumbling like a weak child. Where is your spine?

Gerarahia mehn

ValCon888:
All these millenium children that can't handle pressure. Ordinary jamb and you're killing yourself.
Kids of these days are too soft.
Tomorrow they'll call themselves Marlians.

uthlaw:
you better leave the didirin alone....wen woman shock him twice....he go wise up!

Tookool:
I'm sorry Sir but I'd forgive her