₦airaland Forum

ahnie:
If the Nigerian police could steal n arrest my 4 pieces of indomie noodles,wetin nor hard them to do?

What? Why would they do that??
Didn't they know whom your baby daddy is?

menstrualpad:
Nope. He got a Pass in a useless course like philosophy. My dad had a 1st class Honours and a commonwealth scholar ... Obi is useless ....pass in philosophy!! What an insult!!

Lies

He has BA(hons), attended Lagos business school, attended London school of economics and political science.

Tochitee:
from day1 the fight between BAT and Obi supporters have always be "lion vs chickens. you will all labour in vain.

whom God has blessed no one can curse!!! May your reign bring good tidings.
God bless the president elect
God bless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu
God bless our dear nation Nigeria
God bless Nigerians
God bless APC supporters
God bless everyone that voted APC
God bless me
God bless you
God bless nairaland users
tinubu for me,tinubu for you,tinubu for All

OAM4J Mynd44 Dominique Rule 18 broken.

This guy keeps spamming every politics thread.

sunshineV:
ur IQ is so low u don't realize when u generalize woman, u bring people mother's into it?

When you don't regard your own parents, you'll easily disregard other's own.

sunshineV:
Hmm try have a conversation with your mother, see how that goes.

You had to bring his mother into it.

Many of y'all be saying things you can't say to our faces offline.

Autobot05:
Lol I don't experience such . I barely speak , show expressions or emotions
Some think I'm a psychopath hence they avoid me even the very bad guys in the street.

Wow! Quite strange
Hope this won't affect your love life?

Maxxim:
The most I've seen welders get paid in most companies I've been to never surpassed 300k per month and in most cases it's for the most experienced.
I've only worked as an independent contractor even at that my go home balance after purchasing materials used to pass 200k.
Coupled with the dangers and stress, I believe it's not worth it, try seeing most company welders after some years, they don't look good at all.

These are reason most welders always strive to learn pipe welding cos they pay higher even here in Nigeria and if one could travel abroad with the skills the least you would make per hour is over $40 as a professional.

Wow thanks for this!

Autobot05:
Just put on that " i don't care " face. Don't engage people much.
Its easy for me since I'm very introverted.

Preyed upon ? How ?

Introvert here too.

Preyed upon as in people will deliberately do things not nice and unfavorable to you because they know you won't do shit!
Example: when I was in school hostel in uni, people will use my gas and my water without telling me. They know the highest thing I'll say is "Why did you people use my gas na?".

Maxxim:
Smaw and Mig here, I wish I work in pipeline before retiring from the trade which I think will be impossible now

How lucrative is it?

Autobot05:
Brock Lesnar... come my side make I give you people to fight well well

Ok jokes apart ... it's cool to always keep your composure and never get pissed .

Humans will perceive you to be weak.
I'm usually scared of confrontations and I've always been preyed upon.

Niom:
What if the man stole the money from another person too

And what if he didn't??

calabardick:
Aren't Nigerians wild animals?
In those countries, do they behave the way Nigerians behave?

Wait and see the terror that will be unleashed on Saturday!

Have you seen the way black Americans behave?

VeeVeeMyLuv:
Which one is detained with violence again?

Were you expecting them to flog the thug with gentle pressure?

Why flog??
Is that how their counterparts in the western world behave?

We want to grow to be like the west but we keep acting barbaric and uncivilized.
What's MP's business with civilians let alone drug abusers?

AzzaMan:
Do fraud bro.

Bomb slovakia, Bomb Slovenia...

If I fit do am without soap, abeg con show me way.

DM?

Sixfeetbelle:
I'm not obligated to answer your question, you know?

Yes.
But if you don't want to answer, you can ignore rather giving and answer not needed nor useful.

I was really curious as in, highly curious. Then you responded and I was like "what kinda response is this?"

It's no problem sha. We're good 🤝

Sixfeetbelle:
😌 We may never know

I noticed you have a problem with "Yes" and "No"

alpharoyalty:
Says mr gabriel

I'm sure he eats Agaygay bread.

Sixfeetbelle:
What do you think? 😏

I'm thinking if you're serious or you're just kidding.

pansophist:
Instagram, TikTok, Snapchat, I'm not there. Only Facebook, to chat with people who I don't want to have my number. Philosophy don humble me. So you go probably find another husband to be with, I'm super boring.

You read philosophical books?

Sixfeetbelle:
Okay. I've heard you.

Let me go and cast my hook to another side of the sea. There are definitely more fishes to catch.

Are you and panso just kidding and messing around or you both actually mean this proposal/marriage thingy??

Cos it's sounding too real o.

Britishcoins:
Buying and selling goods

Which goods?

Britishcoins:
Pls my fellow Nairalanders, I am in confused state of mind right now... I am in my early 30. I am not super rich but I am financially comfortable, at least living in my own apartment and having a business that give me atleast 600k monthly.
I am equally the first son and my parents are late, so I am like the head of the family to my younger ones...

I have no experience with marriage.

My own is comman teach me how to be seeing 600k a month 🥺

Nia69:
It wasn't my intention to derail the thread, but Ballzproblem started it. Then she called me stupid and you expect me to not say anything? And it's not like I insulted her.

.

We asked you a question but you ignored and faced vawulence squarely.

Be like you like quarrel true true.

litigator:
Maybe those of us in Lagos can organize some meting. First virtually with videos off and then maybe a beach or cinema meeting. I like to watch cartoons.

Lol introverts will organize meeting and not show up.

Nia69:
I haven't started yet, still learning about the process, but if I'm to start tonight, I'll go with meditation.

Isn't ECKankar a religion?

How does one meditate?
Is it just breathing and thinking of nothing?

ahnie:
Where re my dogs?on a normal day these dogs suppose cum out to bark and play with me their owner😂😂😂
Ekuke zonefre
Nkita Alberton
Rotweiler premierlea


Hello my dogs

This baby mama again 😏😏😏

FATHAT:
Who uses this anymore, for an average guy just place your bed on the rug and enjoy a good night sleep

What kind of bed? A picture can help.

I'm looking towards buying a new mattress and making a bed frame(extra costs).
If only bed will be cool, I'm willing to try it.

Sheistoopretty:
Men are Us*less without women

We own the world

Your comment is the only misfit on this thread.

Isabi4lov:
I no get shameless papa as yours

You said my gender. And your papa na my gender. Therefore, you papa dey die ontop pussy and your papa dey rape minor.


"But na your gender still dey die untop pussy , if dem no see pussy, dem go begin rape minors ."

ahnie:
Emefiele just left the group chat


Meanwhile occupy till I CUM
lolz

Thanks for the special shout-out in your diary.

By the way, we don't need to know that your baby daddy isn't aware you have an imaginary tricycle.

Paulajeigbe:
Hmm... This looks good. In my own opinion, Why would I assuming am a lady and keep giving you suggestions when I know you won't consider them? ?o even if what I suggested to you is the best for that situation, you will still do your mind.

Am of the opinion that your lady isn't in competition with you. So you should trust her to be a part of your decision. This is what effective communication should do. Mixing ideas and making a decision base on the best opinion. And this does not reduce your authority as the man.

You can listen to her opinion and use your own masculine instinct to decide if that opinion should be accepted.
Men think more logically while women think more emotionally. So, her opinion can open your eyes to things you never thought of but you still need to weigh it.

DonroxyII:
You just have to be Matured Enough ... Know when to Play and When to Stamp Your Feet on the Floor as a Man ....

If she sees You as a Man enough ... She would willingly Submit Herself to You as Your Woman even with Tears and You would be the one to be Pampered....

But if you ain't a Man enough.... Girl of Gen Z are Lions ... she will step on your Scrotum and still jail you if you misbehave ....

Drop all Your Mummy's pettish Behaviours in your 20s ... Be Matured from your 30s forward ... Play time should be limited!

Good one there! 👍