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Here is the chat a Nigerian lady sent to her boyfriend. A girl blaming her boyfriend for what she can't afford to give herself.
The entitlement mentality is choking.

Relationship is not a poverty alleviation scheme!

No prejure me!!

peacettw:
Well, it really isn't any fault of mine or hers that you failed to 'get it'.

I have already done the needful by apologising on your behalf and I am glad that I did, because even right now, you are erroneously assuming my gender to be male. Now, who is finished?

Sorry, finished woman!

Persephone1:
Oh, pardon me! I didn't realize you were trying to be provocative!

I can pretend to be vexed if that will make you happy and whole. 😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Now tell me, what kind of person are you, really?😁

Leoniine:
Always the excuse first.

Always with the excuses first!

Damn.

Maybe this. Maybe that. Perhaps. What if...

Where are the equivalent of the tons of your gender-tailored accusations?

"Fear women?", "beeches ain't loyal", "keep them for the streets next time" and the rest of the unprintable, unspeakable thought pieces and phrases from hell y'all always reserve for women?

What ever happened to BREAKING UP DECENTLY? Asin, like an adult or something?

Abi it is unfathomable to you that a man can just have a wicked heart ni. Because when y'all relate with each other, you can point to examples of one guy or the other who backstabbed or betrayed you, but when it comes to women the same men will suddenly turn to saints.

Oga o.

Breaking up decently won't make her feel pain like I felt when she fvcked up.

Lol even my mother and my sisters say the fear women of a thing because they know what their gender is capable of.

And trust me, nobody can betray me and go scot free. You must feel pains... physically or emotionally.

Autobot05:
Say no to peace comrade 😂😂😂
Make she nor go buy gun find you sha

Vawulence all the way.

Lol we go dey rough am cos why she self cheat.

redcliff:
Lol Bro. show me which animal in the world dey last pass 5mins. Even Lion gan we be kind of Jungle once he enter he don release.

Mehn! Ladies con dey complain say 5 mins too short. Seems they're clueless.

Pells1:
Scared of your own words

Bur7na don threaten am.

Kobojunkie:
Yes, they are humans and beautiful too.

Did I say they aren't?

She probably offended that dude and he moved on without letting her know.

If my fiancee cheats, I'll act like I did not know. But on the wedding day, I won't show up.
No matter the amount I spent nor the families and guest around. She must to cry aje!

Kobojunkie:
Too slim because? You should find images of slim beautiful women to surround your senses with so you can love yourself even as you are. It is pretty much what the plump ladies are doing too.

Like these?

Persephone1:
Alberton

You will be alright

Why did you not vex, ehn?😂😂

redcliff:
5minutes na normal now. he did well.

Normal for a virgin or even for experienced men?

Me I dey plan 45 minutes o. Make we just dey shook dey go.

HustlerGurl:
What has happened has happened,"what has to be done has to be done









Life goes On

In your mind, you think piles of fat and folds of skin is attractive?

peacettw:
Sarcasm at its finest. I can see what you did there and I live for it. Bravo.👏👏👏

Unfortunately, the intellectually disabled beings on this forum could not comprehend your ingenuity, and for that I sincerely apologise on their behalf.

Rest.

Because say na woman you type epistle, con still dey apologize. Finished man! 🤦🤦

Persephone1:
Pained? your argument/submission must be true to attain the height of pain. LoL 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I'm far from being fat.

Again you missed it, to better your life doesn't necessarily mean not being broke. Which school did you attend?

Stop with the lies. You're not so anonymous as you think.

Persephone1:
I do hope you all have manuals, scrolls and speeches to better your lives like the ones you dish out to women on this forum.

Go and slim down.
No one likes as your stomach is bigger than your flat asss

fykes:
Lemme suggest a few things...

- register in a gym and work out.
- go shopping for new clothes and shoes
- Try meeting women in very relaxed spots..pubs and bars.

These few tips could help with your confidence but believe me, nothing will be better than just giving the world a middle finger in your head and treating talking to all women like they are as ordinary as the trees by the road side.

Thank you

fykes:
I swear bro...if you are in the UK and you want to knack now now...bro go buy dog and walk it along the streets , parks or suburbs.( This women feel men with dogs are more passionate )

But most importantly, you must be confident and good with making conversations.

I don't know but girls here like blacks oo, especially indians.
British girls are crazy with weird sexual demands...me sef no come like lekpa, but na here woman dey tell you straight up say she want come knack you discreetly cos she has a bf.

Unfortunately, I'm lacking the emboldened.
Life of an introvert.

Incognito21:
I don’t know if this is the right section for this, Won’t bore with long details, but ever since i stopped hustling, and going legal, life has been difficult, I have been feeling what every Nigerians feels every day, country frustration, how I spend with legal money now, is different on how I spend yahoo money and honestly I love yahoo money, imagine waking up to 5k$ in the morning, sometimes 100, 500, 300, 200, 50$ gift cards from diff clients, then doing some conversion to naira, most of my money was invested, and you know, you can only ball with yahoo money and not the hard earned money, I don’t ball anymore, use to buy slippers of 50k shoe of 65k up, I don’t even experience power outages cause it’s gen 24/7 even when the lights is on, I command respect cause I bribe way in, imagine now I won’t even on generator cause of fuel price, not that the money is not there but I don’t have yahoo money again, let me not bore you with details…. But i definitely miss yahoo money… and I’m seriously thinking of going back to it…..

Can you do yahoo forever? No!
Now that you have strength and time, use it to learn work you can always do till you're old.

If your potential in-laws ask you what you do for a living, can you tell them yahoo?
But they'll take you serious if you say "Marketing lead at Meristem" or "HR manager at Lead way insurance" or "Software engineer at Cowrywise" or "CEO of your business"

Be wise and intentional with your life!

pansophist:
With the yolk bros, at least for me. I do not separate them. The yolk is the most nutritious part of an egg. It's the yolk that makes egg to be considered a superfood, and satiety comes from there.

Oh thanks.

pansophist:
Confirm.


Why do you think young girls have such a huge ego? It's looks of course. Many men can improve their dating problem by being fit. Please do you it for yourself.

Hello boss.

You talked about eating 5 eggs. Is it with the yolk? Because I learnt the yolk has high amount of cholesterol.

siofra:
[s]Did I tell you I don't have a job??

Please don't mistake me for your sisters, mother and girlfriend/wife. Thank you.[/s]

siofra:
Me too I'm not going 50-50 with any man in this my struggling phase. T for teinz

siofra:
Yes, he will go 100-0 ☺️😊

Only a jobless lady can say these👆

I blame your dad for allowing your mom to leech him so much that you grew up to learn women exist only for leeching and fvcking.

Bye!

siofra:
If it's so easy to get a job, why don't you have one Ishi!

Pocohantas and other ladies who are working, are they more human than you?
You need a job not a man.

No wonder yahoo boys dey always beat una and una go still stick to ham like tattoo.

siofra:
Yes, he will go 100-0 ☺️😊

So what are you now bringing to the table?

lonelydora:
My expat Team Lead is more than 60 years, and he still drinks like 4 coke per day and smoke like 2 packs of cigarettes per day. He is strong and agile.

He is physically strong.

You don't know what his internal organs are saying.

Autobot05:
Embrace your imperfections bro ... I'm like you ( @ the bolded ) I dont know if its associated with introversion tho . I also have funny looking teeth too but I dont care. After all it's not like you go about smiling like someone that just hit a $10m jackpot
Try to whiten your teeth a bit and move on with your life . Feels good to be natural
Mine is a bit complicated since I have ADHD. Most people around me think I'm nuts or something. Since I live alone and barely speak to anyone apart from greetings

Weird is cool bro

Modified : and find God ... the anxiety part will be settled once you learn to trust in him

Jesus is the ONLY way ❤

That's what my dentist told me too. But it's hard.
I'll try.

Thanks.

ahnie:
I m addicted to carbonated drinks and it's beginning to sound weird and I can hardly do without taking like 3 a day in every meal I take.

It's like there's a force propelling me to always take carbonated drinks.

Pls how do I get rid of such unhealthy habits?

Thank God you don buy new phone.
Atleast, no more blurry pictures.

As for your carbonated drinks intake, shebi when pancreas refuses to produce enough insulin and blood glucose level reads 200mg/dL, you go stop.(God forbid that for you)

lonelydora:
It's nothing to worry about, nne!

Na poverty and poor health facility dey worry us here in Nigeria

My American collegues both old and young drink Coke on each meal. They also take candy (sweet) too much too.

I used to drink like 4 coke a day, but thank God I have reduced it to one per day.

Are you okay?

Do you know how dangerous and injurious it is to her health?


Every body should undergo Anatomy classes.

Pells:
Prettygirl200 is my heart desire
I don't care about Jeon
I know pretty girl will accept me,
I will convince her I am not like other guys

Okay Mr. SIMPells.

siofra:
Me too I'm not going 50-50 with any man in this my struggling phase. T for teinz

Then the man too will not go 50-50 with you.

No money for broke and ugly women.

Jennyclay:
men are causing 99.9% havoc round the world especially here in Africa.

Look at how damaged the economy is just because of a man and you still expect a woman to provide 50% in this sick economy caused by a man .

Biko, let men carry their cross. Shame on every men that can't provide 90% for his family.

How does the economy concern your man? Was he the one that used his hand to damage the economy?
What an excuse to sound stupid.