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Culture › Re: Lady Shares What She Did When Charms Were Sent To Her While Visiting Her Village by Albertone(m): 2:26am On Mar 18, 2023
emanobis:
Can't say if it's real story or nt, bt if it is, you are possibly frm Agulu in Anambra state.
They take it as a normal fun, they did it to a friend of mine when he was still below 6yrs old when his mum visited home
The small kid fell sick all of a sudden and his Grandma noticed it immediately
The guys own was over 30 pieces of different rusted metal shapes
Una no get back to sender?
When the evil doer start receiving what they sent to people, it will discourage others.
Politics › Re: "Stay At Home If You Won’t Vote APC" – MC Oluomo Warns Igbos In Lagos State by Albertone(m): 9:11am On Mar 17, 2023
Mayrian:
This is the 2nd time this man is trying to disenfranchise innocent people from performing their civic duty, this is the 2nd time.


Nigerians are truly suffering in this hard times.. this is so heartbreaking.. may God touch the heart of a good samaritan to help you dear
We know you're same person as the poster.
You quote the text so when it gets delete, the quoted text will remain.

It's not your first time of doing this with multiple accounts.
Romance › Re: Men Who Type Like This Should Be Hanged! by Albertone(m): 8:53am On Mar 17, 2023
Banilla:
He might not be a good writer tho. It's not so easy. What he's done isn't spectacular; we all avoid making this mistake.
You may be right.
One key thing in writing is to "show", not "tell". That dude is clearly showing.

It's still wrong tho.
Romance › Re: Men Who Type Like This Should Be Hanged! by Albertone(m): 9:17pm On Mar 16, 2023
Banilla:
angry
Being able to convey your emotions and feelings with words is a skill many don't have.
Dude is just using his talent at the wrong place. It makes him reek of insecurities.

Advise him to go into Literature-in-English and leave women for now. He probably watches too much kiddies cartoon.
Health › Re: Asma'u Lawali Bungudu: Nurse Slumps And Dies On Duty In Zamfara Hospital (Photo) by Albertone(m): 9:41am On Mar 16, 2023
Abakelawal:
Innalilahi waina ilahi rojiun... May her soul rest in jannatul firdaus

I guess the work load was too much for her... Pls other nurses too should learn from this you can die for nothing anywhere you work reach you rest and leave the rest for the next person
What should we now say about doctors that usually work for 36 hours or more without sleep when "on call".
Many surgeons can perform surgeries for 15 hours or more while standing.

What I'm saying is nurses have it easier.
Health › Re: Asma'u Lawali Bungudu: Nurse Slumps And Dies On Duty In Zamfara Hospital (Photo) by Albertone(m): 9:37am On Mar 16, 2023
accordadoga24:
Even nurse wey dey treat patients no fit give herself good health..

Only God gives good health…

Baba God abeg give us good health..

May her soul RIP
They are humans like you.
Medical personnels too visit the hospital for diagnosis, treatments, surgeries etc.
Sports › Re: Canelo Alvarez Threatens Messi For ‘Disrespecting' Mexico In World Cup by Albertone(m): 3:46pm On Mar 15, 2023
MadamVanessa:
shocked


Bla bla bla bla continue crying. You are yet to get over the 2:0 win till today.


Be more concerned about what Uruguay will do your self acclaimed goat today.
Why don't you post anymore?
Health › Re: Pretty Nigerian Slayqueen Dies After An Unsuccessful Liposuction Operation (vid) by Albertone(m): 12:22pm On Mar 15, 2023
43Ronin:
Chai naija youths are highly ignorant oooo, damn! From tread 1 to 5 people do not even know what liposuction is. The illiterates are confusing it with body enhancement chai cry naija youth who do una this thing. RIP girl nigeria healthcare failed. Simple liposuction that is done everyday. The doctors now even have a way remove the excess skin.
The girl you're seeing, does she look like someone who needs fat removal?

She probably wanted figure 8 shape by removing fat around her tummy. It's no different from body enhancement.
Health › Re: Pretty Nigerian Slayqueen Dies After An Unsuccessful Liposuction Operation (vid) by Albertone(m): 12:19pm On Mar 15, 2023
TheMaterialist:
You woke up this morning
and decided to start spittin facts
.


Love the pidgin accent, by the way.

I never imagined you could speak it so fluently.
So you can detect the accent of Kobojunkie via text?
Cm
Health › Re: I'm Tired Of Buying Sanitary Pads Every Month. ( Warning; Graphic Pics inside) by Albertone(m): 9:53am On Mar 14, 2023
Postinor:
I was just stating the plain truth, after all humans are all animals
I pity the woman that will marry you.
Health › Re: I'm Tired Of Buying Sanitary Pads Every Month. ( Warning; Graphic Pics inside) by Albertone(m): 9:38am On Mar 14, 2023
Postinor:
Women try sha,I can't imagine having to bleed like an animal every month
That's very derogatory and disrespectful to women in general.
Sports › Re: Grand P Meets Ronaldinho In Conakry Guinea by Albertone(m): 6:05pm On Mar 13, 2023
Arisenews2:
My man Grand P! For those who don’t know him, watch his story below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8dUJcTYnyN4
Why will they say she is the dream woman of every man in Africa. Really? Una no rate us.

Those luggages are too much and are unattractive. She is beautiful though. And I strongly believe she came for the bag.
Politics › Re: Where Is Jandor? And Why Is He Not Campaigning Like Others? by Albertone(m): 5:51pm On Mar 13, 2023
Cantonese:
“Jealousness”??
Where did you get that word from?
Rest!
You know she meant jealousy
Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Albertone(m): 12:11pm On Mar 13, 2023
XXLDICK:
Learn how to inspect elements in the browser.

And add styles on the browser then copy it from there to your text-editor.
I do know how to inspect.

But I'll trying styling it in there. Thanks.
Romance › Re: Who Lies More, Men Or Women? by Albertone(m): 9:46pm On Mar 12, 2023
pryme:
They don't pull over to the over enhanced ones for marriage or a serious commitment.
You're blessed. Exactly what I just said.
Romance › Re: Who Lies More, Men Or Women? by Albertone(m): 9:45pm On Mar 12, 2023
ItisWell22:
I’m trying so hard to believe you Chief, that most men don’t fancy women who use enhancements. 😣

That’s what they actually say, but are almost always pulled to the over-enhanced ones. 🌚🥱
There's a difference between wanting a woman for sex and wanting a woman for a committed relationship.
For the former, one can go for the enhanced ones. But for the latter, enhancement is the least thing a sensible man will get attracted to.

There are some ladies that when you see them, they'll arouse your sexual urges. While some ladies will arouse genuine love and you will see beyond their bodies.

That's the difference between enhanced ladies and non enhanced ones.
Romance › Re: Who Lies More, Men Or Women? by Albertone(m): 9:38pm On Mar 12, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
First line: Y'all do this all the time. I'm just borrowing a leaf.
I won't reply to your quoted responses since you've made it difficult to reply to.


We do that because if one listens to what ladies say about themselves, one'll be misled. This is why we study them and know about them ourselves.

A lady will say "I want a man that is always available for me, physically and emotionally".
That same lady can dump such a man claiming "I'm already bored of him". This is owing to the fact that he was too available.
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Albertone(m): 11:36am On Mar 12, 2023
labake1:
Oya I will pay $500, just send me your BVN.
Ah madam!!!😁😁😁

Well, you're welcome here.
Kaabo se daada lode.
Romance › Re: Who Lies More, Men Or Women? by Albertone(m): 9:39am On Mar 12, 2023
Sixfeetbelle:
Yeah, most times, women aren't "attractive" to men until artificial enhancers have been added. These enhancers, in this case include: good made hair/weavon/wig, well-manicured digits, acne-free face, uni-tone complexion, just to mention a few. (Do note that make-up and ass and boob jobs isn't in this list ooh)

Most men won't spare a glance at any lady who didn't have any form of enhancements on. It's logic, it's biology, it's fact.

Y'all don't want a natural woman, you want her lookalike
Belle is speaking about men as if she grows a penis in her spare time grin

Most men don't give 2 fvcks about artificial nails and lashes. Even weavon/wig is extra, normal conrows will do the trick. Even if you mentioned make up, you can't be on that 24/7. We will still see your natural face someday and if it's unfavorable, we can always run.
Some ladies will wear a very uncomfortable waist trainer when going out lol.

What most men want physically:

1. If you like do conrows(seems they call it all-back) or use weavon, let it just be neat and not be the one you've been carrying for 2 months.

2. Skin tone, don't bleach. If you're dark, be dark all over. If you're fair, be fair all over.

3. Be pretty at least averagely. Acne is not your fault and won't stop you from being pretty except it's excessive. Make up is only temporary. We will still see your natural face and run if need be.

4. Smell nice. Wear deodorants and wear clean clothes. Deodorant is an artificial enhancement but it's indispensable.

And that's it on a general note.
Many men have other things that are specific to their kind e.g boobs, ass(some like it small, moderate or big). Personally, I don't joke with thick thighs of a fair girl.

Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Albertone(m): 8:58am On Mar 12, 2023
labake1:
Eheen!
2000 naira is too cheap
Abi sc@mmer ni yin, show me your admin badge first.
If you want to pay more, you're free.

Admin badge will be displayed on payment confirmation 😌
Romance › Re: KGB Document Showing All Alien Races That Have Visited Our Planet (photos) by Albertone(m): 2:11am On Mar 12, 2023
Evolutionlove:
Start your Journey through "Tor Browser" I hope you are quite skilled On the Cyber World??
Been there about 4 times.

All I see are illegal arms dealings, sales of dr*gs, sales of CC, p*rn, hiring a h@cker etc with payments largely with Btc.

How do I access these type of topics there?
Family › Re: Introverts Lounge (Extroverts Pls Keep Off !!) by Albertone(m): 2:01am On Mar 12, 2023
labake1:
Hi Introverts
Welcome to the thread.
As the admin of this thread, I'm in charge of the coordination around here.

New members must pay a non refundable fee of 2000 naira. This is to register you in our introverts' database.


🤗🤗🤗
Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Albertone(m): 10:14pm On Mar 11, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Very good, make sure you learn php too. Php is very popular for backend than nodejs in Nigeria currently.
Thanks a bunch.
Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Albertone(m): 9:53pm On Mar 11, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Yeah bro. Na job go dey find u. grin. JavaScript and php for web development. Don't joke it if you are looking for job in Nigeria.
How about using nodejs for backend?
Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Albertone(m): 9:52pm On Mar 11, 2023
majesticguy:
Go through my topics you'd see some of my works with HTML CSS and JavaScript, pick any one you fancy and try to replicate it.

But to be honest, without knowing responsiveness I doubt you'd be able to replicate any of my websites. Most basic sites are responsive so try and learn responsiveness first before trying to create or replicate any site.
Okay thanks. I'll try that.
Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Albertone(m): 9:51pm On Mar 11, 2023
joinnow:
g
Just use chatgpt it will write it for you abegi
Wait what??
That's not learning na.
Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Albertone(m): 9:48pm On Mar 11, 2023
Borntosmoke:
Go and learn backend and dey practice your css and thank me later. That's where money is grin grin
Css is not needed in backend though.
Are you suggesting I go the full stack route?
Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Albertone(m): 3:03pm On Mar 11, 2023
fastanddubious:
As a frontend d3v, you should be able to clone sites by writing the code in your mind just by looking at it...
Like ... Ur brain works kinda like a translator in real time.
If u don't know CSS how u wan learn tailwind huh
I'll try this technique.

I felt Tailwind is an easier version of CSS grin
Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Albertone(m): 3:02pm On Mar 11, 2023
majesticguy:
Yes media Queries are for responsiveness, but you have to understand what goes were within the media query. Like there are some features on the desktop version you can omit in the mobile version.

This is kinda stannge though, if you understand box model very well, you shouldn't be struggling with build or cloning sites. They are literally the cornerstone of making a website. I'd urge you to understand the raw CSS first before dabbing into frameworks.

How about your Grid and Flex box, do you have a perfect understanding of how they both work?.
Oh I get it about the media queries now.

I'm suspecting I'm trying to clone too advanced/complex sites for my beginner skillset. If you know any basic site I can clone for practice, please do show me.

I've learnt flex box and know how dey work. I only need to practice.
Grid is the next in line to learn.
After, I'm going to learn responsiveness.
Business › Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Albertone(m): 2:34pm On Mar 11, 2023
majesticguy:
😄 CSS isn't that hard na. infact I find it straightforward than the rest. Just know how padding, margins and borders work and also have a clear understanding of how Media Queries work & there's no site on earth you can clone.
Are media queries not used for responsiveness? Or they have other uses.

I understand box model very well but I still struggle to use it to build sites. Maybe I should learn a framework like tailwind.
Romance › Re: Why Do People Still Practice Female Genital Mutilation by Albertone(m): 2:21pm On Mar 11, 2023
I blame those who marry mutilated women.
If all of us start to reject mutilated ladies for their parents, parents will stop mutilating their daughters.
Romance › Re: Do Girls Hate Beard? by Albertone(m): 2:16pm On Mar 11, 2023
Nia69:
😂😂It became attractive. I can't be with someone without breads, what will I play with?
You can play with hair on his head, armpit or in his pubes. 😜

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