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You want flat heads to go hungry?
How will they survive without crime?

Okay warisi wa wa wa



Ehn ehn, frying pan head people don come again!We are used to it...More of the flat heads to be apprehended soon.
They want biafra but they are practicing biafraúd.

Some people prick still dey rise for this buhari era?
How una dey do am?

mukina2:
Get rich quick schemes, data hacks and the likes.




It does work, just report any post of that nature.

Why don't you usually post on NL anymore?
I thought you were long gone only for me to check your last seen.

Is everything fine?

siofra:


So yor saying, you kill sum1 correct....you a modarar?.....sorry but your hed is not corrrect....sir.....

You're a good match swears!!

Datboredberry:
Rare?

So many people had insulted me...


I mean, during an orgasm... (if I'm touching myself )...my body kinda shakes... It's hard to explain...

Like, jerking
...

Maybe I used the wrong words...

Everyone experiences it!!!!

Oh sorry,I meant it's rare during actual penetration with a man.Or have you experienced it with (a) man/men before?
Most female orgasm come from toys, fingering and cunnilingus
But I get what you're trying to say.

Also,don't mind the insults.Many females on here are not usually sexually expressive because of insults.It sucks to only read from the male perspective and not from the female too

Datboredberry:
The pleasure? But it doesn't feel so powerful to make a person convulse... Yet we all do!!!

Is it our nerves?

I read somewhere that every orgasm is a mini-death... Or something like that...

And reason?

Someone preach!!!

Not all girls experience this.
It's rare.

How often do you experience such convulsion?

Ekejoestar:
With all these Epistles am reading here about what men are facing in marriages, is it not better that I go the baby Mama way and save myself the stress

My fear on baby mama issue is that since the mother has custody of the child during the formative years, the child will naturally tilt towards the mother when grown.
If you have issues with the mother,she can easily Poison the child's mind and the child will turn against you.

Also, loneliness will set in at some point.Imagine the grown child in his/her own home,the mother in her own home,you too in your own home...no family around you In old age.

So many fears,how can it be managed because marriage is scaring the shii outta me!!

fati2001:
FRCN

The year is running to an end.Let this senselessness run to an end with it.

So no cultist here could do giveaway yesterday?
Ex-cultists,existing cultists, potential cultists....una no show love oh

Biodundimeji:
You chop meat too
Na kokosho without meat I chop

Wetin make we con do?

Jeon:
UR OPINION STILL DON'T COUNT.

my last mention if you can't keep ur commitment of not quoting me.

Doesn't*

Okay you're beautiful incase it's lies you want to hear.

Jeon:
I'm popular on NL because of the unpleasant visual which is the fugliness SO THAT'S MY SELLING POINT..

THAT'S WHY MEN ARE USELESS..
THEY CAN FUVK ANYTHING FUVKABLE..

TOO BAD I DON'T INVOLVE IN THE KONJI PART..


PUT UP UR PICTURE IF YOU ARE BRAVE ENOUGH WITH UR DISFIGURED MONSTROUS FACE.

I thought they were just dissing when they said you were ugly looking...never knew shii was real.

Please take this down or you add "Graphic Picture"

nedekid:
Ignore that fellow. This is comming late though, many years later.

Shey you're okay like this?
2014 till now is how many years?

9ja2sweden:
I will be sharing more info about Studying in Sweden

Since when have you been promising?

oluwaseyi0:
from a software engineer dating an auditor/accountant, I'll greatly advise you to pick software engineering

I earn roughly 7x my girls salary excluding side gigs, I can switch jobs almost twice a year for higher pay, accounting job availability is simply not what it use to be

How can I be a software engineer?
I learnt HTML,CSS and basic JS.Is this the right part?

Cerebellum:
I remember 5 years back wey I come do business in Ibadan con carry Amaka come ventura ehn...

Amaka dey shake inside film house...amaka day shake like mumu she say the AC won kill am...Amaka Embarrass me ...Amaka disappoint me no be lie
Amaka God will judge you

Poor attempt at humor.

saphiere:
How true is this? Looks like a Skit

If it were to be men,it won't be a skit.

Your siggy shows your alternate is Thefutureisfemale.

Toxic feminist...an excuse for a woman!

Is it DoggoneDogg people?We are shocked.
We thought it's only afonja that mines skull.Now biafraüd has picked skull mining as a hobby.

Please beware of any flat heads near you... christmas is near.

marhez43:
I need a hard d*ck that will f*ck me dis nigyt my p*ssy is scraching me.but my 30k SCH FEE must dey ur hand oo.ogun stat

How will I use 30k to fück only you?
AC dey inside your pússy?

Bring it down to 15k a night and you'll only need to fúck twice to get your school fees.

Differentiate:
I meant segun

I'm not segun.

DeeOneBangin:
Student dependant

Meaning you're a dependant of a student.
Cool

Differentiate:
Shego shey you wan join nii

Who is shego?

DarkCaesar:
Dude died of natural causes, MD wanted to save hotel rep and decided to get rid of the body since he didn’t pay directly to the hotel account(maybe bank to bank issues and decided to transfer to md and md would later transfer back to company account), MD probably thought there was no trace of him coming to the hotel left lying around, MD will be found and punished for his ignorance……….All in all, May we never jam a dead man walking and may Knowledge not forsake us when we needed her the most.
A simple call or walk to the police station to report a dead guest would have prevented all of this and autopsy would have been carried out much earlier

Bro I know you to be very intelligent but you f'ed up!

Didn't you read the confessions of the suspects? Including the alfa that carried out the fetish act for them.
This is not the first time someone will die in a hotel.If they didn't kill him,then why being scared?


NB:
Seems you're a detective to have come up with your own side of the investigation!

julybaba:
Nice write up.
Let me add this:

A. When the jobs start coming in, don't underprice yourself.
Your knowledge is gold.

B. Seek knowledge daily, there is room for advancement.

As for me, I started programming in 2006, now, I'm thinking of retirement. I've paid my due, no more hard labour. Glory to God

Please sir can you assist me with a laptop?
I learnt html,css and basic JS a year ago with a borrowed laptop.

DeeOneBangin:
The phone call na just one of many stages before person go dey enlisted ooo. Being hopeful sha

Been here for almost 4 months now, nothing dey to snap jare besides I’m not even the snapping type, no vex bro.

Please what type of visa are you on?

Is there no one that has joined the British Army here already??

NextBuhari:
Oga forget these universities' rankings. For example, NOUN course materials are used by students across different universities in Nigeria because of their rich content. Their resource persons, lecturers, instructors and facilitators are drawn from the so-called highly ranked universities. In NOUN, there's nothing like "areas of concentration". To pass, one needs to read the course materials thoroughly. Again, NOUN E-exams are mostly fill in the blank spaces, that reduce the incidence of guesswork and demand that one reads the course materials/reference texts through and through. Don't just base your conclusions on official rankings, make further findings.

How can I forget university ranking when that is what is used in the labour market even internationally?
If you had made further findings, you'd have known that I'm spitting truth!

If you know you are the one that will employ yourself then,go and do MBA in NOUN,FUOYE,Gombe state university, Ebonyi state university e.t.c

Firefyta:
Should i backoff now?

Where una dey see these akatas na?

Figger:
Op your problem is a problem I swear, just try and get a penis sleeve. Google it.

He won't enjoy shii now!