₦airaland Forum

Datboredberry:
Do you like to be humiliated for having a small pẹnis?

It's common with men like you... I'm curious.

Anyways, I'm really sorry... You're right, women do love a partner who can sexually satisfy them... Everyone does...

I can't bring up the "it's not about size but how you use it" crap...

I'll be honest, you can make efforts to please her... Penetration alone doesn't usually give a woman an orgasm... So you're still okay... Most men do not know this... And we lovingly keep them clueless...

Can you teach him non penetrative s**?

Olam09:
The thing self dey happen for nairaland too.. i pray i catch one some days

How will you let people's bullying online get to you?
You can feed some people's entire family for months yet they will call you broke online...are those the type of people one should take serious?

DoggoneDogg:
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Coming from The Most Wicked Tribe in the World

lol I'm Akwa Ibom
While you still remain Biafraüd.

DoggoneDogg:
Good riddance.
Mother Nature weeding out the weak from the genepool.

All these ESN/Unknown Gunmen have no human feelings at all...Na why their head flat!

NextBuhari:
NOUN no be moimoi oh!

NOUN that is not even in the top 20 unis in Nigeria.

A major way MBA degree is being rated is the institution that produced it.
You can't compare MBA from Lagos business school or OAU or UI with that of NOUN.

If you think it's a Nigeria thingy...You can't compare MBA from Harvard business school with MBA from University of Michigan.You can't compare the MBA from London Business School or University of Cambridge or University of Oxford with that of Staffordshire University.

It is advisable to do MBA in a very very reputable institution (if you can afford it)...a bitter pill to swallow!
cc BuyAndSellStuff creolehunt

The5DME:
Studying STEM courses in OAU is ridiculously difficult, not to talk of graduating with distinction in it; and all he was given was just a paltry sum of 100k? SMH for the Nigerian educational system.

Out of the 109 first class graduates, faculty of sciences only had 5!

Flamemignon1:
And you think all queer men are weak?

They are in the minority.
They can't be stronger than the majority

justfortoday:
@Albertone

Lol, we know color, most esp. BLACK is the problem of these hateful, educated but useless SAn's that parade themselves here on Nairaland thinking they are better off Nigerians, I laugh..

They all know white folks thrive in their syndicates, even Indians, but it's Nigerians that will catch all the smoke, they all know of the gangs in Bedford, Even Paki's get busted for Huge shipment of drugs and lately, Kidnapping.. But these lil limp dicccks will come here with BIG di*k energy and call us coon's when they are the coon-niest blacks on the planet .. A lantern doesn't see it's own bottom they say, but Black SAn's are the most whitewashed, hypocritical blacks on the African planet.

I have facts.

Truth!
I couldn't agree more!

TMKsouth:
Next time you feel like preaching about SA know your facts first. Here's a free tutorial so u stop embarrassing yourself in public.

So it's safe to say SAns are only good at launching attacks at other non SAns

One word.... VIOLENCE!

Imhereagain:
LMFAO, I never evaded anything, Afghans,Pakistanis nigerians ,somalis are of the same league .....all desperate and dirty migrants even here in South Africa they mostly live together ....birds of a feather ...... . Like I said before ,the fact that you don't see the mess in those images is testament to what I said earlier ........you're used to chaotic and ugly environment,so what is on those images might be an upgrade

If Afghans,Pakistanis,somalis are also present there,why call out only Nigerians as if they are the only occupants?

Even you are finding hard to point out the mess, you're just being cunny.

Imhereagain:
Your own union who have card carrying members recorded Nigerians to be 800 0000 ,take it up with them .

When you have a population who are prone to crime and mischief ,its easy to notice their presence not to mention the inability to keep clean neighbourhoods they usually import.

South Africans do have kids they cannot take care of as well,but guess what ? Those kids are not a burden to other nations, they have a working welfare system that caters for such people ,perhaps you should try that too so that your desparados can stay back home and irritate their lousy kinsmen instead of being a nuisance everywhere . South africans are leeches where ?

Argue with facts!
All you're typing are just blabbing from a drunk!

Show me evidence!

Flamemignon1:
Oh look, the threat of every homophobe, nothing I haven't seen before

Yeah, homophobes will continue to persecute you gays as long as we exist.It's the bitter truth.
Even in countries where it has been legalized, they still face bullying and discrimination!

Imhereagain:
LMFAO, no there are more bad news about you than good. How many of you operate legal businesses in South Africa that create employment ? How many of you pay taxes? . How many of you are actually gainfully employed? How many of you are in South Africa legally ?

Compare that to the illegals and the thousands in prison? .

Ofcourse South Africans murder one another in South Africa, this should be a no brainer smarty . Most crimes in America are committed by Americans but they also complain a lot about foreigners and in particular Mexican drug cartels. No one wants aliens invading their country with criminality, maybe in Nigeria that's acceptable but nowhere else. And in which country are South Africans known as killers ?

The emboldened is trash talk without data and concrete evidence.

It costs me nothing to dig out your violent acts in other countries but...it ain't just worth my time.

Imhereagain:
LMFAO, no buddy South Africans hate you for this kind of animalistic behaviour that you display in our neighbourhoods, chasing each other with cutlasses in broad day light in a foreign country. Only animals behave like that....so you can't honestly expect us to see you in any other way when majority of you here are a nuisance. We have your Doctors ,lecturers etc,have you ever wondered why they don't complain about "xenophobia" or "jealousy from us "? Have you ever heard them claiming to be more "hardworking " than anyone else in South Africa like your non entities do ? You teach people how to treat you dear.

You too are talking about Nigerian animalistic behavior?
Who doesn't know how violent SAs can be?

The emboldened is the major reason for the hatred.We don't "claim" to be more hardworking.We actually are more hardworking than y'all lazy asses even in your own country...this is the genesis of the hatred!

TMKsouth:
Ok will consider it once the madness befalls me. I don't think it's surprising to South Africans though - we been saying it - gangs and drugs go hand in hand.

You should be hanged by the balls!

Imhereagain:
Starzo ,albertone mu2sa2 come and see your "hardworkers " doing what they do best everywhere . And Zulus are the ones murdering them out of "jealousy " . Litmus are you around ?. Wheres my friend Endbuharinow? Lesbiconverter . Golan007 come and see war o . Andrewbaba44 come see Zulus killing " innocent " Nigerians o

You hate Nigerians such that you put your ears down only for bad news about us.As If SAs don't killi themselves too even in another country!

How many times have you talked about our good side?
Choke on your hatred!

Flamemignon1:
What's that suppose to mean?

You this gay guy,you claim you have no label as to being gay.Yet, you hop on every gay thread to defend your fellow gay men.

Hope you're not in Nigeria?Cos I swear,the day we meet is the day you kiss your freedom goodbye... prison straight!

iamGholdaniel:
It wasn’t easy, I never wanted to study agriculture.
But I had no other choice than to study it.

With time I got used to the system, I fell in love with Agric.
I learnt some many things, both in practical and theoretical aspect.

Agric should never be underestimated, it is a nice course I confirmed it... imagine offering basic mathematics, Econometrics, Statistics and other mathematical related courses!!


But thank God I Ogah Nkem daniel made it, and this is the end of an ERA in Ebonyi state university

Cc: Olawalebabs fynestboi

Congratulations.

Why your trouser con be like Buhari own na.

Imhereagain:
Being a Nigerian I don't expect you to see anything wrong with that picture, everything you see there is a norm to you . I rest my case lol.
Yes,it's a migrant community with a lot of you living there as you said,and it seems that wherever you go chaotic environment is bound to be created . .....I'm sorry "developed " .

If you can't show me the dirt then shut up!

I saw how you evaded the part where I mentioned non Nigerians also live there.
To you now, you're a clever person.

Imhereagain:
There are over 800 000 Nigerians in South Africa, according to the Nigerian union in SA. And yes that's an infestation considering that we ain't even neighbours....now imagine if we shared borders ..... dayum!!!

If you stopped breeding like rats ,then you won't have kids you cant take care of ,and you will stop exporting leeches and criminals to other nations.

Lol,thanks .

Let's assume truly 800,000 Nigerians are living in SA.That's about 0.667% of our entire population.How can a sample of 0.667% be enough to make an inference about an entire(100%) population?

That's no infestation!Do you know how many Nigerians are in Canada,UK,US e.t.c?
We share borders with Ghana,Benin republic, Chad,Niger e.t.c.Our population in each of these countries are not even up to that amount.

Now do you mean no South African has kids they can't take care of?You also don't have South African leeches and criminals in other nations too?....Pot calling kettle black.

Lastly,show me the data that says about 800,000 Nigerians are living in SA.
Learn to argue with facts!

Imhereagain:
I'm glad you mentioned Peckham, and yes like Hillbrow in Johannesburg you have turned it into slum that resembles Lagos . No need to ask who lives here ;

Show me the dirt in these pictures!

Also,that we have a lot of Nigerians living there, does that mean only Nigerians live there?....I even saw a shop with the title "Afghan mobile..."

Imhereagain:
Imaginary? . Go to the South African consulate in both Lagos and Abuja and see the long queues of desperate Nigerians applying for South African visas. Visit communities like Hillbrow in Johannesburg, you would mistake it for Onitsha as it is infested with Nigerians and ofcourse as dirty as Lagos .

Do you know the number of places in the world infested by Nigerians?
Peckham in the UK for instance has a high number of Nigerian population.Why is it not dirty?

Stop giving excuses for your dirty country.

Imhereagain:
Then it's safe to say that you have a lot of stupid people in that country of yours . Perhaps you should stop the over- breeding?

What percentage of Nigeria's population is in SA for you to make such hasty generalization?
And how does over breeding come to play in this?

You are not as intelligent as I thought.

Golan007:
You have more than a 0% chance, problem is you are scared.

There is no chance at all!

If the kidnapped person was killed,the family will lose while the kidnappers won't lose.
If the kidnapped person was released (without payment), both the kidnappers and the family won't lose.

Either way,the kidnappers are not losing.But they'll make sure the family loses by killing the kidnapped person (as a punishment for non payment).


We will not be kidnapped.But in the event of one, negotiate and pay.. that's the wisest thing to do.

Golan007:
You think?

Paying ransom is a gamble.

It doesn't guarantee you'll be released.

Moreover, it only encourages kidnapping further.

If kidnappers realise most people wouldn't pay, they'll be discouraged.

It's not my own life I will use to discourage kidnapping.

If I pay,I have 50% chance of being released.If I don't pay,I have 0% chance of being released.

Golan007:
I prefer to die than to pay ransom and yet be killed.

If majority of us make this decision, kidnapping would become less lucrative.

Majority of those who paid Ransome were released.

Also, If you have set goals,dreams, investments,you won't think twice before paying.

Imhereagain:
Lol,yet all topics on nairaland and your media depict South Africa as a horrible country ,why do you think Nigerians are still flooding the embassy for visas to this violent country? And the ones in South Africa, weren't they given a free ride home to escape, why didn't they rush home to escape the "lawless Zulus ". Why are they still in South Africa in numbers even today instead of rushing to the over 50 non lazy and non xenophobic nations in Africa?

That's because they are stupid.
Only a stupid Nigerian will consider living in a violent SA... despite the xenophobic attack on them twice!

Golan007:
I agree.

I've even told my siblings not to pay any ransom if by any chance they pick me.

So you prefer dying to paying ransome and be free?

BabaIbo:
Lol, instead of you to ask question for better understanding, you dey form ITK.
In doing that, you disgraced yourself.

I said "she has a degree in medical field" and I put surgeon in bracket to show that was the medical line she chose because there are different lines in medical field.
Moreover, there are different types of surgeons.
Surgeon is just a group(or let me say sub-group because it is under medicine/doctor) name.

Let me enlighten you a little... In medical lines, they have specialties, you don't expect a single doctor to run all medical issues/problems.

Do you think an orthopedist is the same person that handles the job/work of an obstetrician(OB for short)?

For your second question, it is an ICT related field/course.

No mention me again if you don't have something meaningful to say please.

If she has a degree in medical field then tell us the degree.

Also,why the aggression?

subzeroth:
Between your automobile an your life which do you think is more important.. In other words if your are given the option to choose one , which will u choose..
If u can honestly answer this question, then you will know some professions are more special and essential than others

Obviously,my life before auto mobile.
Medical profession can be more special than mechanical profession... That doesn't make a doctor more special than a mechanic.

Gamalielsmind:
I relate very well with them, but never dated any....lol, your coz must be a wayo somebody.

What is stopping her coz from doing the approaching

subzeroth:
To those saying what's special about been a doctor...well, provided life is most valuable and special, people who are trained to take of life are also special. Its not like any other profession. Its indeed special

There is no profession that isn't special.
Imagine if there was no automobile mechanic, vehicles will practically be useless as we may be forced to go back to trekking,horses and donkeys as a means of transportation.

Mention any profession and I'll tell you how it is special.

I may not be able to operate a patient because I'm not a doctor,a doctor will also not be able to manage my spare parts business.

We are all special in our own ways.