₦airaland Forum

maestroferddi:
Maybe shinedu is the reason for your frustrations in life....

No go find better work...

Agbero no be work oga...

Agbero for Lagos is equivalent to your community King. If you say na lie, mention your community King name.

I hope the Yorubas will learn a lesson from this election. The Kwara story is still very fresh in mind. Once bitten, twice shy they say.

You spent 3hours of 8 working hours on knacking right? Continue, you will soon understand what you are doing to yourself.

MTN has already activate the codes. I just tried*310# and got my balance

If na APC them attack, some people will come here to celebrate it, they will even justify the attack by saying the people are tired of the government of APC and do not want them again. In that line, maybe the people don't want LP in Lagos.

You were not inform too? Ok, continue

Some Nigerians are doing more than this. If you know of any guy that order for cooks, cleaners during the weekends, go closer to them and you will be shocked.
The difference is just that this lady come out plain and to crown it all she is letting the world know that she is doing it for the money.

MaDaRa01:
My conscience is judging me.

A woman that i sometimes patronize left a kid to watch her shop. I wanted to buy rice. I ask him for the price because the price do flunctuate, which he said it is 100, no 50, no 20 naira. I shock, then the devil enter me and i said whether e no go sell 10. I told him to sell me 5cup of rice, after he measured and tied it, i gave him 100 and told him to take the remaining 50 and not to tell the woman so that she will not collect his 50 tip.

Kid was happy, i was happy, trader lose.

Now this evening, rice no let me eat, i am just thinking of going back to do restitution.

How do i go about it without the trader getting angry?

Go back and do the restitution and have your peace, you may tell her you mistakenly give the wrong note or tell her that you were playing with the boy and surprisingly the boy fell for the play etc.

Eyes on target. He knows what he want and definitely not childishness in politics

Ok

Village people at work, they fit talk now say because the man make food out of it, the killing was intentional

KOPArespect:
Nothing dey happen bro. My costume is plain white on white, the cap now has another logo, not NYSC... everything has been put into consideration long ago

Then we move

Ok

Asgard13:
Una no go embrace it before he change mind..


Useless igbotic ego..

Na same ego Obi take bounce commit for PDP.. being decieved by his egotist peanut brain that he will win elections

Today he’s crying

The very Obi that gave Tinubu Nigeria President on a plater and still think he can get it just like that

Sense must fall on this sapiens

Na their way, las las they will cry over this same position when Tinubu change his mind.

Copa respect, how e go be now?

9jaRealist:
Why do we normalize rubbish in Nigeria?
Where in the civilized world are “tax consultants” used?!
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When was the last time you paid tax, Mr civilize

Dapagun:
3 and 4.

Cancel your tax consultants then where will the money came from to do what you said you will do with the "money saved"?

Have you thought that the legal battle that will arise from terminating tax contracts might actually bankrupt the state? Who now handles taxes? Corrupt civil servants who no one can monitor?

You are smart to pick that loophole. Unfortunately he didn't even mention setting up a substitute to alpha beta, what a failure in waiting. I hope Lagos don't make this biggest but avoidable mistake.

You can't regret being good to Ebira woman. When they love, they love with everything in them. The truth is no matter how difficult a language is, the extent to which you understand it has a link to the extent of your love for the people. Mercy embrace her new home wholeheartedly.
Congratulations to the family and to the people.
Finally don't let down the people that stood under the hot sun to vote you in. I wish them success

Hatrick01:
I am planning to marry and start a family as i am still young.

I am 24 yrs old boy (i am my own boss),that can stand his ground.

I am pretty sure that i can take care of a family.

I dont want to spend all i ve earned on clubing or any any dirty stuff.

I am thinking of bringing in a girl that will help me in my life.

That will also help me to manage all i have worked for since i am 17.

I dont want to squander them all.

Pls, fathers in the house, is there any other responsibility of a married man aside:

Paying children fees,

Winning the bread for family,

Taking care of ur wife?

Pls i need advise!

Proud of you for your decision but you have to reconsider something, let your desire for marriage be more of a search for a companion than a search for someone who is coming to help you do this or that. Plan for sales girl/boy to help you run your business than focus on your wife to help run the business. Starting a family early is good when you have what it takes and I wish you success

May God protect everyone in Rivers state during and after the governorship election.

This is the most stupid video I have watched in nairaland. Are you saying there are no videos of the Igbos celebrating, peacefully, the Igbo people's annual festival in Lagos or you are saying there was no time the Yorubas in Owerri ever clashed with their home community? I am disappointed that you choose this path to show who you truly. I have spent more than a decade in imo state and I can tell you that you have done harm to the situation on ground than good.
There is an ugly issue which we must all condemn and call for peace and understanding not the other way round.

luminouz:
Why ask him if he lasts? Na compliment?

Pele o...marriage counselor because you don marry!!

Now I understand you better. People like you pick offence when asked " are you alright" ? A simple question that demand simple yes or no.
Sorry we are not in the same page, please swerve.

luminouz:
Kuki tell him to spend 3 hours on top pussy. Instead of you to tell the woman to up her game, na still the man you dey blame....

Abeg, shift

From my post, did you see any blame on the guy? I only asked him question as a guide to my advise.
Anyway, I guess you are still single and do not understand certain things as relating to the issue at hand.

Femmyfamous4u:
I am very good with fore plays but she is the only lady i have been with that after kissing and sucking for minutes she will still not be wet. it puts me off the sex mood.

Quick and private question, how long do you last? e get why.
Your wife actually has issue and it will take your wisdom to keep that marriage. Most girls who act like your wife actually like sex but it takes long time and wisdom to put them in the mood. Unfortunately in most cases, before they could surrender to the game, the man who had been in the mood and had been struggling to put them in the mood, releases and this worsen the case because they decide to withdraw their interest since the game usually ended when they are just beginning to show interest. This is why In the beginning of my post, I asked how long do you last because husbands of such women need extra time to remain in the game to enable them bring their partner on.

Stupidity is when you sit in the west or north think those who say otherwise are entirely wrong. The East is my second home and I can tell you, even those from the East know that you are wrong trying to defend them when it comes to land issues. The reason is that even sons of the soil, as we call them in the east don't find it easy to get a parcel of land talk less of a stranger.

LordviccoDaGuru:
You should be disappointed in urself rather

God bless you abundantly. Amen/Amin

scholarshipbaze:
I work and trade crypto and forex, my girlfriend knows how much i earn, but because i have plans, i still live in a modern selfcon in an estate.

So tonight i asked my girlfriend whom i wish to marry, if she would be willing to marry me as i stay in this selfcon, even if i don't have money to rent 1bed room.

She said she can't, please what does this mean? Possibly not my class? Possibly might leave when things go bad?

The look for someone who can marry you in your selfcon. I married when I was in a selfcon not even mini flat and today the story is different. Look for someone who can go on the journey with you, someone who believe you as the driver who know the road you the destination not someone that will argue with you each time you take a particular route.

oldienavie:
I am a single man in my early 30s, I used to have a girlfriend some couple years ago .
She cheated on me, I didnt break up with her but the relationship just kinda died and she moved on .

She started dating another guy but I was also sleeping with her occasionally cos she liked me, anyway, the guy found out and he decided he was not going to marry her, but somehow she got pregnant for the guy.
I was already out of the country when she got pregnant for him.

The guy wanted her to abort but she wouldn't, she has a beautiful daughter now, she is not doing so bad as she works with one of the top banks as she is very comfortable.
Because of the trauma she suffered during pregnancy, she became close to me as the boyfriend totally abandoned her and the guy has not set eyes on the daughter till today, the daughter is now 6 years old.

I have been out of the country for 7 years and I am due to be back in Nigeria in a few weeks time, I am going back to purposely to look for a wife, we are going to be in the same city .

We currently talk everyday and it has been like that since more than 6 years ago, she is not dating anyone at the moment and she also knows I am coming to look for a wife.

Its almost certain that we are going to get back to having sex as its just obvious despite that we have never discussed that, its hard to really stay away from her but not impossible I am thinking there is nothing wrong having her as a Friend With Benefit pending when I get a wife that I want to marry and then discharge her.

Will it be possible to be Friend With Benefit with her and easily discharge her when I find another woman I want to marry without issues ? I love her and would have considered marrying her if not for the history that we shared, we have now become the best of friends, but I am just confused if resuming sex with her will not make it difficult to keep her away from me when I find another woman.

You know women can be very emotional .

Her name start with P.
If your are ok with her, why not just settle with your ex, the devil you know is far better than the angel you are yet to know.

Roseodd:
I am going to be honest here,I had sex with my girlfriend before traveling, and now my penis is removing milky liquid, and also it pains me sometimes when I want to urinate.

What medicine can I take please.
Help me with the perfect drug name.

I shot of gentamicin injection will erase the ugly situation then you may need to take more than one and other tablets to clear everything from your system. Go and see a doctor, you don contact gono haha

ganisucks:
You guys faked this result, and now intend to use it as sympathy argument. Una dull, no be small.
All the papers are on one desk.
Chai, APC tu dull.
Dem don day sweat.
No wonder one chief justice was summoned to Baba Lagos House last night.

If APC had allowed Obi win , all eyes would have been on him.
But now, he will have three years of holiday to do as he likes.
This was my fear.

Can you swear by your womb that no where in Nigeria that the election was rigged in favour of Obi? If you can't, keep quiet.

E no easy bro, the worst be say many of them migrate from articulators to Obidients. The wailing no be today e start.

The worst thing to happen to you is to be articulated in 2019 and Obidient in 2023, the wailing no be here, e go long like river Nile.
Imagine say one person congratulate another and some group of people are looking for the copy of the message like say na the message go decide who win.