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maishot: Young lady,

Are u about to start "kasala" here all over aagain?
Shhoooo!

Pls, let the Alomo u took wear-off so u can see well what u just wrote.


We get the point; you enjoy Mazi's work..,
thanks.
Just let it end there,huh?


#Shakes his head smiling, and locks the hall#

See this one o, how does it concern you where it ends. Leave me and my Mazi alone, our relationship is not a public matter

Kisses Mazi, you are the best unpublished writer I ever met. I wish I had my own publishing house yet so I can be your publisher. What I love most about you is the fact that you seem quite unselfish and you love your fans. I still love you Mazi and I believe in fate too

Mazi, I know your fans are insatiable and keep urging you to go faster, but too many typos in the last three updates. Take your time and proof-read. We hate waiting for updates but we aint going nowhere. I'm still in love with you o, hope you still remember that.

biogbolo:

mazi you are a good writer no doubt. But am disappointed with your last update, it is not in my power to judge u. I believe one day u we get married, ba? How will you feel if you found out that d woman you love is cheating on u? One ames

Oh please you and your fellow priests should spare us the nonsense. I'm sure you have slept with more married women than Mazi would do in a lifetime. The only thing Mazi deserves from you is a 'thank you for entertaining us free of charge'. This is a piece of literature and should be treated as such. You can't say what part of the story is fictitious and what part of it is not. Even if it happened real, you already said its not in your power to judge so be quiet already. Smh!

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Fiction got to be real at the background. I think I'n already divulging too much info on this thread already. I don't do such.

@hitting me up; trust me, I don't kiss and tell [/quote] I'd send you a pm then.

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]Trust me babe, no 100% fictional work will look so real! A writer has to get real and dig up stuffs that happen in everyday life; this is exactly what I do. A collabo of my personal experience with that of hundreds of people I come in contact with.

Anyway, I give a special expository of my work to friends who care to contact me outside this thread.

Hit me up!!![/quote]yeah, I know @bolded already. I'm just saying that since this is kinda fiction, Absu could as well have had an engineering faculty. As for hitting you up outside this thread, that sounds like the beginning of another story

[quote author=Mazi_Omenuko]I'm flattered!
Thanks for the complement.

Btw, ABSU doesn't have an Engineering faculty, so it wasn't ABSU. You must be an ikengress. Looking forward to seeing more of your comments here.
You're welcome.[/quote]tnx dear. I never deluded myself into thinking this was purely non fiction, but whatever it is you are good. And no, if i were an 'ikengress', i'd have known Absu doesn't have an engineering faculty.

Her wedding to Joseph the carpenter was going to be the talk of the town, she would make sure of that. She Lola, only daughter of Akinola the renowned barber . She Lola, owner of the biggest rice selling business in all the slums around. 'People must attend this my wedding and leave with stories' she thought. People must drink fanta and coke at this wedding, not tampico like she served on her last birthday, not the small shapeless new bottles of fanta that has recently become popular. No at this wedding, people must eat rice and drink 50cl.

She had taken care of other details too, having bought several yards of lace just last week for her wedding gown. She'd make a beautiful bride, of that fact she was sure, the lace would glow against her black skin and dazzle her groom, parents and guests and no one would have the guts to call her a 'mature bride'.

Only one problem remained. Lola still wasn't sure if she was a man or a woman. She had heard of women who at the last minute discovered they were men. Was she one of them? She loved to play computer games at her father's barbing salon, she loved to wrestle with men sometimes, like a man. Sometimes she even noticed beards sprouting on her chin just before she plucked them off. That was Lola's biggest worry. What if Joseph married her then discovered she was a man.

Wow, i'm in love both with you and your stories. Wow! I can swear the story was set in Absu?

Cuddlemii: Lolz, the newbie is clever. Nice!

No one has ever put me on a spot like this. How do I escape this?

This newbie is only just a newbie in your section . Help keep this section alive. Give me a profile and stop acting like a deer caught in the headlights or however it is they say it.

Cuddlemii: @poster: this has got to be the most creative concept I have seen on here.

Very unique! Something different for a change.

By the way, welcome newbie!

welcome me better by giving me a profile to write on!

^^ wow, no I think that's up to a hundred words, and you came pretty close with the 'mom on the neck' thing Interesting. Now you should drop your own profile too, and wait to read the stories that would be made out from it.

My profile

Name: : Melanie Quadri

Age: 23

Appearance :Light skinned, 5"11. Weight 60kg. Inadequate frontside, adequade back side e.t.c, black hair, brown eyes, pretty enough.

Marital status: Single

Occupation: Teacher

Parents: Both alive and middle class

Siblings: 4

Childhood: Happy

Education: B.Ed

Relationships: Like every normal girl I Love the bad guys, bad guys don't love me back! Their loss!!

Personality: Sanmel. In other words, I'm crazy in a depressing kinda way.

Special skills: Sarcasm

Strength: Intelligent

Weakness: Lazy and cynical

Any other detail: Desperately needs to get rich.

So make a story with the above details. Then drop your own profile. Not exceeding a 100 words remember

Let's do this for fun.

I'd give a short profile of myself and the next poster would use the details I've given to write a 100 word short story about me. The story must be complete/interesting and if possible contain a conflict and a good ending. The fun would be in the owner of the profile judging how close to reality each story about him gets. Anyone can drop her profile and anyone can make a story out of it. Different people can write stories on the same profile, until another profile is supplied.

The profile would be our real life details or real life details of people I/you know (excluding real names ofcourse), so that the 'profile supplier' can judge how close to reality each story came! After writing a story, don't forget to drop your profile for other people to write about.