₦airaland Forum

He embezzled his future and now he's stuck in his present.

Houseontherock1:
Watch how a younger king of Saudi sat on the chair too... don't equate everything with weakness out of hatred

Na just cruise, no time for hatred.

Why is he sitting on a chair?
Hope he's not trying to continue from where Buhari stopped?

This guy studied and Mastered Japa-logy 101 before leaving Naija.

IyaebeTheGreat:
My parents has never hit me , not all parents believe in that.

Which continent are u from? Cos here in Africa, if ur parents never hit u, then dem never train u be that Ooo. Ur spouse will definitely have alot of work to do.

IyaebeTheGreat:
How do you even begin to hit your own child? None has ever touched me, there's no need for such to ever happen, I can't even process it.

If u talk true u no go die. After all, this is Nairaland not Liarsland.

The West and hypocrisy are like 5 and 6. If na divorce, the wife is entitled to 50% of his property (50/50), but if na crime they committed together the wife gets half of her husband's punishment or sentence (100/50).
God punish the West for their hypocrisy. Worthless Simps.

Lol, So some of una still believe in this scam called love?

But one of Buhari's campaign promises is to create jobs and enabling environment for creating jobs. Na after 8 years of failure una discover say no be government duty to create jobs?

festacman:
King of England is ceremonial. Emirs are not as they. Do a little research.

Ours used to be ceremonial too.

festacman:
Four overdressed men would attend to more issues than one overdressed man was doing. Besides, the multi emirates are nearer to the people and therefore they don't have to spend much money and time to have to travel to present matters arising at the palaces.

Na wah for u Ooo. There's only one king in England, what's wrong if Kano state has only one (strong) Emir? Our colonial masters have destroyed our culture and heritage. Besides, few countries in the Middle East (and other part of the world) are still practising their monarchy system and they're doing better than us. I'll choose "Quality" over "Quantity" .


Peace!

taylor88:
A man without known siblings
[b]A man without known parents
A man we don’t know if he’s Tinubu or Amoda
A man without known classmates
A man without a single certificate
A man who gave birth to his first daughter at the age of 10 according to their football age difference
A dollar billionaire who left office over a decade ago without any visible income
A Corpse from Guinea
A man that suffers gaffes and speech disorders
A man that trembles even when no one push him
A urine donor that Carries urine bag along
A man that suffers erectile dysfunction
A man that sleeps while walking
An incompetent Buffon that’s scared of interviews
A cocaine sniffer
An adult diaper ambassador
A thief who eats from the proceeds of Ageberos he planted all around the nation

I want them to swear him in so that we all can suffer the embarrassment that awaits us

Shebi he will go to international communities and make a speech let’s see the doom that awaits everyone[/b]

We have tried Humans, yet Nigeria no better. Now let's try ghosts.

LeeSmart:
Me nd insecurity no the see for eye.
E get why i marry my wife, bcus i trust her.

There's no assurance that those whom we trust can not betray us. Fish and water are inseparable, yet na the same water dem dey use cook fish. A word is enough for the wise.


Peace!

LeeSmart:
Allow us married men to give our wives head in peace oo

Throat cancer is ur friend. How sure are u that ur wife isn't playing away match?

These people wan use politics destroy everything including our Education.

The kudi worshippers AKA Ndi developers are working very hard to develop India.

ridwanlawal:
The only dream that comes true is when you urinate in your dream

Na people wey dey bed wet before go understand wetin u mean

He wanted to trend and he's already trending all over the world. Mission accomplished.

post=122836331:
Better than most governors in Southwest

Are u one of the beneficiaries of Ikpeazu's kerosene?

CondenseMilk:
an IPOB man is moving them back home. Immediately they touch home now they will tell you that IPOB is a terrorist organization.

Not all Igbos that believe in Biafra.

superCleanworks:
Actually that is the fun part of it. Why be scared of something that is certain?

As if if u see death u no go run. Na una type dey carry first for the running competition self. Even pastors wey dey preach about heaven dey use bullet proof cars. Who am I not to fear what pastors fear?

One scary thing about death is that no one knows who's the next person.

StraightGaay:
Tiv

That's not true.

StraightGaay:
Your name means dic.k in my mother tongue

Which language?

StraightGaay:
Tilumbu must return the people's mandate.

Tinubu must return the people's mandate!!!
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Na so this matter go die down.

Rupertek:
Just 4million? See this one. You mean all thes exortic car shops all over town, people are not patronizing them? Stay there

U dey call 4 Million naira just, like say u get am.

Peter Owailer Obi.

Starboytwo:
Sudan or Ghana if you need steady 24 hour light.

Which Sudan?
So you're among the people that lured over 5k Nigerians to Sudan abi?

For this period of hunger, somebody wan pack 4 Million go buy car. This life no balance wallah.

Cooolme:
Please I want to know if I'm over spending or it's just the way things are in Nigeria as a whole.
I'm a student and very cautious of my finances, even with that I spend like 35-40k weekly excluding car fueling.
Omo things are bad oh, I remember my 100 level days (2018/2019) when 5k could carry you for a week even without foodstuffs.
Over to you, how much do you spend a week?

I spend 30k (Minimum wage) daily.
This seems to me like a lying competition. I no wan carry last.

Yankiss:
Did they agree on marriage before the training? If so, she is absolutely wrong, if not, she is right. We tell SIMPs to only train wives, they no gree. Girlfriend is not wife. A wife can leave, how much more someone with no legal agreement.

Here in the north, the man will first marry and impregnate her before sponsoring her to school. In her first year in school, it's either she's heavily pregnant or a nursing mother.
Few months after she weans the baby, the husband will... Another one again.
Sense no go kill northerners Ooo.

MXrep:
No Nation can tax itself into prosperity

But the 'West' did.