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FamilyRe: My Husband Is Cheating On Me With Our Neighbor! Hurting Real Bad by Altern8(m): 11:16pm On Jun 04, 2019
Person wey dey cry dey see road o.

That your blanket statement addressed to AFRICAN MEN is unnecessary and offensive.

You said you came to serve us notice that you’re leaving your husband. Well, good luck.

You are angry and you want your pound of flesh. Beautiful. I advise you not to do something that will make even your own parents disown you in court. Crime is different from crime. If anger rules you, you’ll blame yourself.
CultureRe: Traditionalists Lay Curses On People Insulting Oba Of Benin On Social Media(pics by Altern8(m): 10:01pm On Jun 04, 2019
gypsey:
grin grin grin Or ebola, malaria, poverty and cholera. they should lay their useless curses on Boko haram .
cheesy cheesy cheesy
Boko haram bullet go disgrace their juju
CultureRe: Traditionalists Lay Curses On People Insulting Oba Of Benin On Social Media(pics by Altern8(m): 8:48pm On Jun 04, 2019
Babalawo wey dey wear glasses cheesy

Your juju cannot correct simple eye defect.

And people will still patronise him. Chai. grin
CelebritiesRe: Timi Dakolo Accuses Pastor Biodun Fatoyinbo Of Sexually Abusing Church Members by Altern8(m): 3:21pm On May 30, 2019
Vacora:
Dude, if you cannot provide concrete evidence instead of hearsay then shut up!! You are going to end up in court and slammed with huge legal fees for defamation. Why run your mouth like a dolt?
He doesn’t know that this is a big allegation. He is actually accusing the pastor of a CRIME. Timi had better get his evidence ready.
CelebritiesRe: Blessing Okoro: I Will Commit Suicide, I Rather Die Than Face This Shame by Altern8(m): 6:54am On May 30, 2019
I hate it when people, like this woman, come online to make light of the plight of depressed people.

After all that nonsense, she could have just faced her business. It’s obvious she’s desperate to remain in the spot light and for all the wrong reasons.

You cannot threaten anyone with suicide. It’s a dirty move.
PoliticsRe: At Post-inauguration Gala, Osinbajo Commends Saraki For Not Acting Funny by Altern8(m): 6:49am On May 30, 2019
BruncleZuma:
If not for anything, learn small maturity from Saraki una no go gree.


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grin grin grin grin
Lol, maturity from Saraki? What a joke. Saraki is the king of immaturity.

I love the way VP stuck it to him. Saraki is the worst person you need guarding your back.
PoliticsRe: Ahmed Lawan Defends N13.5m Running Cost: 'Many Don’t Understand Our Functions' by Altern8(m): 8:21am On May 27, 2019
Legislooters are our biggest problem in this country!
RomanceRe: Nigerian Man Walks Away On His Wedding Day, Shouting " I No Do Again" (Photos) by Altern8(m): 11:19pm On May 26, 2019
grin

Singing:These hôes ain’t loyal
RomanceRe: Will You Marry A Girl Who Left You For Being Nice Guy In The Past? by Altern8(m): 8:39pm On May 24, 2019
Now I’m going to be the bad guy. She’ll enjoy me.
FamilyRe: I Told My Husband That I Cheated On Him. Now He Wants A Divorce. by Altern8(m): 7:21pm On May 22, 2019
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HealthRe: Sex With Prostitute: My HIV/AIDS Test And Result Experience by Altern8(m): 4:42pm On May 22, 2019
ladyGKilaBCrueD:
I wish it was positive

idiot fucklicant

dirty fool
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
He offend you before?
FamilyRe: I Told My Husband That I Cheated On Him. Now He Wants A Divorce. by Altern8(m): 11:01am On May 22, 2019
Let me tell you ladies on this thread, it is not by force to accept a cheating wife back.

I believe the man reacted the best way he could. He didn’t kill her. He hasn’t even told her parents yet. He wants his divorce and he is entitled to it.

There is a big doubt now that he is the biological father of her children. Let her go and continue collecting preek from young virile men since that’s her mission in life. She even had the effrontery to enjoy the affair. Chai! I’m angry.

Make she carry her market go abeg.
FamilyRe: I Told My Husband That I Cheated On Him. Now He Wants A Divorce. by Altern8(m): 10:49am On May 22, 2019
Chubhie:
Your husband lack compassion. That's too extreme from him. Regardless, you should stay strong. Its not the end of the world if your husband seeks divorce and wants nothing to do with the kids. You could go far away and start a new life with your kids.

Hopefully, you've learnt your lessons albeit in a very painful manner. Be open to love again. A man that matches your energy could come along and see you as the centre of his universe.
It appears you lack sense. So when someone cheats on you for a reason that’s not even your own fault, you must accept their apology and take them back by force?

What did the poor man do to deserve this betrayal? All he did was grow old into his 40s like a normal human being, acting mature and being financially stable. But she chose to be with someone younger and now said husband must be compassionate after such betrayal?

You sure you don’t need to have your brain checked? Cos I think you do.
FamilyRe: I Told My Husband That I Cheated On Him. Now He Wants A Divorce. by Altern8(m): 10:42am On May 22, 2019
sisisioge:
Chai! You confessed! Lordylordy!

I always knew you weren't much of a bright woman, didn't know it was this bad. Well, take heart. Remember he wasn't so appealing to you before now. Simply gather yourself together and forge ahead.

You will be fine last last.
What?! shocked

“Remember he wasn’t so appealing...”? Like that is an excuse for her to just move on?

The OP certainly does NOT need friends like this.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: Daddy Showkey Slams EFCC (Video) by Altern8(m): 8:25am On May 21, 2019
Kingosytex:
i quite agree with u bro, but don't u think that the efcc is unduly being biased? don't you think that the sanitisation should start from the top? don't u think that the EFCC's laws are comparable to cobwebs that catch only insects without being able to catch bigger animals like goats etal... dont u think so?
No, I certainly don’t think so.

I believe this is a good start.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: Daddy Showkey Slams EFCC (Video) by Altern8(m): 8:18am On May 21, 2019
Heffe:
Don't be a fool bro,see how u r drooling over marley's arrest. The guy is not even a fraud star..Evans that was arrested 2 years ago,witness plenty,the man even confessed to have committed those crimes,now ask ur sef,wat is holding the authorities from doing the needfull? Don't be a hypocrite
Aren’t you the village fool this morning? You must be a fraudster that’s why you are not pleased with this news. Maybe your parents need to lose all their savings to these boys for your small brain to function properly.

When you lose your money, come back here to say this nonsense. Abeg swerve enter forest.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: Daddy Showkey Slams EFCC (Video) by Altern8(m): 8:11am On May 21, 2019
robinicule:
when you want to bring Down a tree you cut the branches abi. Are you even looking at the root of the problem..
Yes, you can start by cutting the branches.

So petty thieves should run amok because you want to catch the big thieves?

EFCC has done their job. More yahoo boys should be apprehended.

Perhaps you don’t know how many of our old people in nigeria have lost their savings to these scam artists. They have started scamming Nigerians too.

This is not repatriation of wealth stolen by colonisers. This is stealing money to buy things built by same colonisers, putting the money back in the hands of said colonisers, all for personal (and thus, selfish) reasons.

Besides, fraud is fraud. It doesn’t become noble if Africans do it or not. It is still a crime which a whole nation is paying for.
CelebritiesRe: Naira Marley: Daddy Showkey Slams EFCC (Video) by Altern8(m): 7:55am On May 21, 2019
Kingosytex:
daddy showkey is right to an extent, how many polithiefcians have efcc jailed? the likes of akpabio, atiku, amaechi, saraki et al are still walking freely and they are here flexing their whole muscle on naira marley


i no too blame efcc, naira marley f*ck up, na him be him own "village people"
A fraudster has been caught and you’re not pleased. Are you a fraudster too? Are you one of the criminals who have given us such a bad reputation that our passports attract unnecessary extra scrutiny at airports around the world? Are you one of the scam artists that make phone calls phishing for bank information?

For once the EFCC has apprehended a celebrity who endorses crime. We should give them a round of applause.

Daddy showkey is totally wrong on this. I love his music but this here is the wrong message. We should be tired of the “Nigerian prince” scam reputation we have. It’s time to sanitise our home.
RomanceRe: Your Opinion Is Needed Guy ...up date by Altern8(m): 12:55am On May 21, 2019
clemz85:
Straight to the point,

When you ask a lady out and she accepts, she goes with every suggestion you make,

But when it comes to communication, she is cold, unresponsive and not expressive,

What causes that?
Two reasons I can think of.

1, She’s biding her time. When she meets the real man she desires, she’ll leave.

2, She has antisocial tendencies.

Hope you didn’t pressure her too much into saying yes.
RomanceRe: Depression by Altern8(m): 7:41am On May 20, 2019
The kind of depression that leads to suicide is not what most of you are describing here. You are referring to sadness/disappointment.

Clinical depression is a mental health challenge. It is not something you can advise anyone to snap out of. It requires medication and professional counselling sessions.

Hope you now see why many of those who eventually commit suicide go ahead despite all the advice and tough love they’ve been receiving. It is not a simple phase that can be overcome by financial success or a beautiful new girlfriend. It is a persistent mental condition.

There is a group, active on twitter called Mentally Aware. Contact them if you think your depression is not just deep sadness.


And please stop saying suicidal people are mentally weak or they have poor upbringing. That cannot be any further from the truth.

One example is Robbin Williams, a rich and successful Hollywood actor. He committed suicide despite having all of the things most of you are praying to get. I also read about a top executive who committed suicide shortly after a trip in his private jet. His business was on the upward trajectory and he had loving family members (as stated in his suicide letter). They still don’t know when he became depressed cos it wasn’t evident at all, at least until they read his suicide note after his demise.

Medical help is the way forward for depression. Do not trivialise it by saying hurtful things to those suffering from it.

If you think you overcame it on your own without help from a psychiatrist or any knowledgeable person, then what you went through was most probably NOT depression. It was just a phase of sadness.
PoliticsRe: Anxiety Over $9bn Nigerian Assets; London Court Sits On Tuesday by Altern8(m): 7:34pm On May 18, 2019
Signed in 2010 defaulted in 2013.

Facing punitive charges in 2019 under a new administration.

This is how people inherit wahala.
TravelRe: BREAKING: FG To Shut Down Enugu Airport (see Why) by Altern8(m): 10:59pm On May 17, 2019
Stingman:
We are still waiting for you to mention any major federal asset in the entire SE, mister! Only a sick foo_l will not see the script this evil Nigeria government is playing.
Now I’m sure your source of news is Radio Biafra.
TravelRe: BREAKING: FG To Shut Down Enugu Airport (see Why) by Altern8(m):
Stingman:
Enugu airport terminal’ll be delayed, says Buhari

The Federal Government has reduced the cost of the repair of the terminal of Akanu Ibiam International Airport, Enugu by 75 per cent.

President Muhammadu Buhari stated on Wednesday that the project would be delayed as a result of the reduction in the cost.

The President, via his Twitter handle, @MBuhari, following the signing of the 2018 budget in Abuja, tweeted, “The provision for construction of the terminal building at the Enugu airport was cut from N2bn to N500m, which will further delay the completion of this critical project.” (Punchnewspaper)
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Why not cover your evil, pretentious face in shame?
You need to stop drinking the kool-aid. Nobody has time to target your people. Don’t be so full of yourself.

You would be the first to cry wolf if any news agency reported the presence of portholes on the runway. “FG wants to decimate your lineage and wipe out your nation” BULLSHÏT.

Drink water and go and sleep. Stop littering the internet with simplistic concocted stories to fuel your insecurities.
TravelRe: BREAKING: FG To Shut Down Enugu Airport (see Why) by Altern8(m): 10:51pm On May 17, 2019
Xander85:
So the repairs that were done about two years ago when the airport was shut down over the christmas period, what was that one about? They used roadside labourers to do the job, and now it's spoilt again they want to revisit it?

Dude, you're happy about the downgrading/closing of operations at AIIA Enugu....quit pretending! Wear your bigotry with pride!

As they mentioned billions to be used to maintain the Lagos airport, why didn't the mention a figure for that of AIIA Enugu? I get it....we're second-class people who have to wait in line until the Yoruba and Fulani have got theirs first! And when we do get anything, it dare not be of equal scale and scope as the ones done in Yoruba and Fulani lands! I understand now! wink
Your bigotry is special. You think people have time to be hating on you. Get off your high horse. My people have a saying. You have been placed on a horse that’s actually a cockroach in reality. Don’t deceive yourself you’re just another ethnic group, nothing more.
TravelRe: BREAKING: FG To Shut Down Enugu Airport (see Why) by Altern8(m): 10:41pm On May 17, 2019
Stingman:
Is it also a myopic conspiracy that a grown up like you cannot list one major federal project in the SE other than army barracks and police stations. Even with it small land mass it has the worse federal roads in the country.

Mr timer, how can you explain that?
Continue looking for enemies where there are none. It’s road/tarmac maintenance. Simple as ABC.
RomanceRe: Should I Wait For Him Or Move On? by Altern8(m): 10:31pm On May 17, 2019
Long distance love is problematic at best.

Sorry sis. You may have to travel to see if your could salvage the situation.

Best of luck.
TravelRe: BREAKING: FG To Shut Down Enugu Airport (see Why) by Altern8(m): 10:27pm On May 17, 2019
Stingman:
How come they notice this just recently, Mr news reader?

First Buhari said work could not continue because the senators move money for the airport upgrade. Now this

Only a fool will not see FG determination to ensure SE is the lest develop in Nigeria.

On railway...Amaechi said there was no fund for the SE stretch...Vut you are too blind to see this things...
Keep your myopic conspiracy theories yourself.

It is just maintenance. Nothing more.

Nobody has time to be hating on you or your ethnic group. Rubbish.

We can imagine your story if those repairs were not carried out. Kindly keep your fairy tales yourself neega.
TravelRe: BREAKING: FG To Shut Down Enugu Airport (see Why) by Altern8(m): 10:15pm On May 17, 2019
Odingo1:
Nigeria and stampede of South East since 1970, After they will accuse them of migrating to look for their daily bread.
You didn’t read the news. You just decided to write your clannish nonsense as usual.
RomanceRe: This Beautifully Endowed Lady's Assets Is Good For The Elders by Altern8(m): 12:30am On May 15, 2019
Hmmmm dis one will quench the elders.
RomanceRe: Why Ladies Avoid Questions by Altern8(m): 8:10am On May 14, 2019
kense88:
Chukwu gozie gi.
Thanks.
RomanceRe: Treat Dis As Urgent Lolz by Altern8(m): 11:07pm On May 13, 2019
Young man, on behalf of all men who have been fleeced by ladies, I charge you to chop her money (and her ...) to your satisfaction.

Apologise if you need to. But complete this mission. We are solidly behind you.

RomanceRe: Why Ladies Avoid Questions by Altern8(m): 11:02pm On May 13, 2019
If I had never interacted with girls from other countries I would have thought all babes were boring.

But true true Naija babes get A1 for boring/dead conversations.

Excellent conversation killers.

You know why guys end up “interrogating” your áss? Cos you ladies don’t know a conversation is a two-way street. Do your part. Engage a man properly and enjoy his company. He is not a circus animal to perform for and amuse you.

If you want humour, go to AY Live. Don’t waste the time of young men.

No offence to intelligent ladies who make it worth your while when you chat with them. You are gems.

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