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micxwell:Hardworking? Yes, I agree. However, she is still the queen of banality. Her enduring relevance is due to the age-old principle of repetition. Bombard us with enough mediocrity and we would consider it an art. In the era of hit songs like “a ma ni problem o” and “legbegbe”, I think she would flourish with her pedestrian lyrics and the obviously forced attempts at creating catchphrases. This doesn’t negate the fact that she needs to work on her technique and learn to sing on pitch. |
In your shoes, I would wait it out. When the visa expires and the fees are due, she would be deported. Don’t let her provoke you to violence. Just hang in there. I would have said to eject her but things may get out of hand in the process and you could be slammed with a damaging domestic violence case. So be careful. Play the broke card well and stick to your story. Keep your financial information secret and wait till the storm blows over. Shii like this happens when we consider good looks above all other qualities in a potential partner. |
micxwell:Johnny is still her best song till date. She’d better improve. Come to think of it, I don’t have her songs on any of my playlists. I only encounter her music on tv and I endure it cos well, it’s just 4 minutes. |
I can’t believe Mr Cork is still trending in 2018. Legend ![]() |
When you think you’re a philosopher just because you can speak English. |
Yemi Alade showed her jealousy for Tiwa by acknowledging a compliment delivered in the same breath as an insult to Tiwa. The least expected from a professional singer is to correct such OAPs on the spot. Even Yemi knows that Tiwa is ahead of her in terms of vocal prowess. Those in doubt should compare their live performances. I still cannot forget how embarrassed I was when Yemi featured in that Shell International advert with J.Hud and was singing flat. |
Elites from the north should condemn these herdsmen. But no. They keep quiet. What a shame. |
starbuck:Persecuted? Na wa o |
Madam Oby is braver than Reno can ever be. He sits at his desk to type fire and brimstone on Twitter while she walks the talk. |
What that boy wrote? Come on! No matter how highly placed you are, Mr Ciroma, you should not call the reporter a boy. It is not only disrespectful, it actually shows how unrefined you are. The outrageous statement attributed to you is not surprising and is certainly not inconsistent with your tendency for violent and unreasonable threats. In a sane country, you would be explaining your statement in court. |
Pusyiter:You are the only one who told her the truth. Poor results at year 1 affect CGPA a lot more than poor results at final year. It is impossible for her to graduate 1st class. Remember she would be rewriting those papers at a lower grade point value. Since she’s still in year 1, your advice is the best. Restart and be serious. In some schools, such a score results in automatic withdrawal or she would be transferred to another less challenging department. Amakababe this is to not discourage you but to tell you the facts. If you intend to get that result, start again but make sure that year you’re losing doesn’t count for nothing. Don’t make this mistake again. |
Not every offence should have an option of fine. |
Weird man. You just created more problems for yourself. |
Doing that to a guy is nothing but sexual harassment. |
Lalas247: Deported! The only thing on his mind (on his way back) would have been “just because I press yansh o”. |
Well, that’s a really stupîd guy. |
![]() There is something odd about his smile. Mental case. |
Live bullets for unarmed protesters. Wrong! |
Zechenna007:Keep kwayet |
They sure took their time |
Lol. I have a lot of work to do raising my daughter(s). This mentality prevalent in naija is just disgusting. |
flyca:Lol. Don’t get emotional. Prostitution involves the prostitute and the client and in some cases, the pîmp. Everybody has his/her role. |
The National Assembly has no business adding projects to the budget. Who will monitor those projects? Who defended the rationale behind the projects on the floor of the house? Money will be embezzled. |
I feel it’s wrong for companies to try this. They have a standard remuneration for that particular role. Just tell the applicant and stop playing with him. If an applicant asks for less and they accept, one day he/she would find out and that’s when dissatisfaction would creep in. These same companies never pay above their standard amount. They would most likely pay what you asked for. My advice for you is to go on with the job since you agreed to those terms. However, It is better to ask the interviewer what the company has pegged as remuneration for the specific role. They wouldn’t lie about the figure. The worst they can do is to throw the question back at you. |
She responded with “lol”? Chai. Ladies why are you like this? |
FG should not impose anything on farmers. These nomads should roam only within their state of origin because their people understand and accept the culture of nomadic cattle rearing. Also, the herders should bear the cost of ranching. Government has no business building ranches or seizing land for this purpose. After all, Government did not rent shops for other business owners. |
I think a lady composed this story. Well, i have no problem dating and marrying a girl whom I had sex with on the first date. It’s not like she forced it on me or something. In fact I appreciate such girls more cos they’re upfront with their desires. No need for me to be calculating what she wants. |
Op, Notice how these women had to smear some of the blame on you while criticising your girlfriend. This “esprit de corps” is just too funny. ![]() Bro, no need for permutations. Confront her and don’t be ambiguous. State your displeasure, listen to her excuses and decide your next action. You really don’t have time for her silly games. |
TheKabal:If you are a graphic artist, then you should be out of business. You are not worth your salt. You don’t even know anything about specular highlights. |
He could have said 26 or something but that 19 is too much abeg. Some people dey lie sha. Dangerous lie. I don’t think poverty can even “panelbeat” any 19 year old to this level. |
This is why your babe should never have access to your phone, emails, social media accounts and bank accounts. Don’t let love blind you. The boy was naïve but anyone who has read this and continues to share personal information with lovers is a mumu. No apologies. |


