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CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage & Yemi Alade Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Altern8(m): 3:14pm On Jul 14, 2018
micxwell:
I like her because she's consistent and hardworking. And that makes her very relevant.
Hardworking? Yes, I agree. However, she is still the queen of banality. Her enduring relevance is due to the age-old principle of repetition. Bombard us with enough mediocrity and we would consider it an art. In the era of hit songs like “a ma ni problem o” and “legbegbe”, I think she would flourish with her pedestrian lyrics and the obviously forced attempts at creating catchphrases.

This doesn’t negate the fact that she needs to work on her technique and learn to sing on pitch.
RomanceRe: S by Altern8(m):
In your shoes, I would wait it out. When the visa expires and the fees are due, she would be deported. Don’t let her provoke you to violence. Just hang in there.

I would have said to eject her but things may get out of hand in the process and you could be slammed with a damaging domestic violence case. So be careful. Play the broke card well and stick to your story. Keep your financial information secret and wait till the storm blows over.

Shii like this happens when we consider good looks above all other qualities in a potential partner.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage & Yemi Alade Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Altern8(m): 2:52pm On Jul 14, 2018
micxwell:
Just leave that Johnny crooner alone. Let her continue dreaming. Tiwa remains her Big sister in this game.
Johnny is still her best song till date. She’d better improve. Come to think of it, I don’t have her songs on any of my playlists. I only encounter her music on tv and I endure it cos well, it’s just 4 minutes.
RomanceRe: The Truth About HANDSOME GUYS... Revealed! ! by Altern8(m): 2:50pm On Jul 14, 2018
I can’t believe Mr Cork is still trending in 2018. shocked

Legend grin
RomanceRe: "Clean Boys Are Seen As Girly While Messy Boys Are More Masculine" - Lady by Altern8(m): 2:36pm On Jul 14, 2018
When you think you’re a philosopher just because you can speak English.
CelebritiesRe: Tiwa Savage & Yemi Alade Unfollow Each Other On Instagram by Altern8(m): 2:30pm On Jul 14, 2018
Yemi Alade showed her jealousy for Tiwa by acknowledging a compliment delivered in the same breath as an insult to Tiwa. The least expected from a professional singer is to correct such OAPs on the spot.

Even Yemi knows that Tiwa is ahead of her in terms of vocal prowess.

Those in doubt should compare their live performances.

I still cannot forget how embarrassed I was when Yemi featured in that Shell International advert with J.Hud and was singing flat.
CrimeRe: Herdsmen Attack Maraban Kantona Plateau, 4 Killed, Church, Hospital, House Burnt by Altern8(m):
Elites from the north should condemn these herdsmen. But no. They keep quiet. What a shame.
TravelRe: 12 Thailand Kids And Their Coach Found Alive After 9 Days In The Cave(Photos) by Altern8(m): 9:38pm On Jul 02, 2018
starbuck:
As I said earlier , that coach needs to be persecuted
Persecuted? Na wa o
PoliticsRe: No Nigerian Should Cry For Oby Ezekwesili.-Reno Omokri by Altern8(m): 1:20am On Jun 28, 2018
Madam Oby is braver than Reno can ever be. He sits at his desk to type fire and brimstone on Twitter while she walks the talk.
CrimeRe: I Was Misquoted On Plateau Killings – Miyetti Allah Chairman by Altern8(m): 1:11am On Jun 28, 2018
What that boy wrote? Come on! No matter how highly placed you are, Mr Ciroma, you should not call the reporter a boy. It is not only disrespectful, it actually shows how unrefined you are.

The outrageous statement attributed to you is not surprising and is certainly not inconsistent with your tendency for violent and unreasonable threats. In a sane country, you would be explaining your statement in court.
EducationRe: First Year Semester GPA Of 0.2, I Need A First Class. Am on Verge Of Giving Up. by Altern8(m): 11:40pm On Jun 24, 2018
Pusyiter:
Your foundation is faulty and your starting point is ruptured.
Go back to the drawing board.
Go write JAMB again.
You are the only one who told her the truth. Poor results at year 1 affect CGPA a lot more than poor results at final year. It is impossible for her to graduate 1st class. Remember she would be rewriting those papers at a lower grade point value.

Since she’s still in year 1, your advice is the best. Restart and be serious. In some schools, such a score results in automatic withdrawal or she would be transferred to another less challenging department.

Amakababe this is to not discourage you but to tell you the facts. If you intend to get that result, start again but make sure that year you’re losing doesn’t count for nothing. Don’t make this mistake again.
CrimeRe: Nigerian Businessman Jailed For 5 Years For Importing Container Load Of Tramadol by Altern8(m): 1:42pm On Jun 24, 2018
Not every offence should have an option of fine.
FamilyRe: Man Impregnates His Sister In-law To Punish His "Abusive" Wife by Altern8(m): 11:27am On Jun 24, 2018
Weird man. You just created more problems for yourself.
RomanceRe: So Because I Sleep Unclad Next To A Guy, Sex Must Happen? – Twitter User Asks by Altern8(m): 12:46pm On Jun 21, 2018
Doing that to a guy is nothing but sexual harassment.
RomanceX by Altern8(op):
RomanceRe: Julieth Gonzalez Theran Sexually Assaulted On Live TV In Russia At World Cup by Altern8(m): 8:33pm On Jun 20, 2018
Lalas247:
Well the one that pressed my yansh in public .. I never knew him but gave details to police

He did 24months in prison then got deported ... trust me that isn’t Naija ...there is cctv and his face allow is all they need
cheesy cheesy Deported! The only thing on his mind (on his way back) would have been “just because I press yansh o”.
RomanceRe: Man Offers Girlfriend N500k To Dump Her For Another Lady. She Collects The Money by Altern8(m): 8:23pm On Jun 20, 2018
grin Well, that’s a really stupîd guy.
FamilyRe: "I Beat My Wife Everyday, Yet We Are The Best Couple On Earth" – Pastor Jackson by Altern8(m): 5:53pm On Jun 20, 2018
angry

There is something odd about his smile.

Mental case.
PoliticsRe: Police Open Fire On Protesting Shiite Members In Kaduna (Graphic Photos) by Altern8(m): 5:51pm On Jun 20, 2018
Live bullets for unarmed protesters. Wrong!
SportsRe: Lord Suger Called Senegalese Players Beach Salesmen by Altern8(m): 5:37pm On Jun 20, 2018
Zechenna007:
He said the fucking truth
Keep kwayet
EducationRe: OAU Sacks Professor Richard Akindele Over Sex For Mark Scandal by Altern8(m): 5:35pm On Jun 20, 2018
They sure took their time
RomanceRe: She Is Not Materialistic, She Is Just Above Your League by Altern8(m): 2:05pm On Jun 20, 2018
Lol.

I have a lot of work to do raising my daughter(s). This mentality prevalent in naija is just disgusting.
CrimeRe: Prostitute Disgraces Man Who Refused To Pay After Service In Lekki, Lagos by Altern8(m):
flyca:
They are both prostitutes.

NB: Prostitution is sleeping with a stranger for money or sexual satisfaction.
Lol. Don’t get emotional.

Prostitution involves the prostitute and the client and in some cases, the pîmp. Everybody has his/her role.
PoliticsRe: Buhari Signs The 2018 Appropriation Bill Into Law by Altern8(m): 1:39pm On Jun 20, 2018
The National Assembly has no business adding projects to the budget. Who will monitor those projects? Who defended the rationale behind the projects on the floor of the house?

Money will be embezzled.
CareerRe: What Happens When You Quote A Salary Less Than The Position You Are Going For? by Altern8(m): 1:23pm On Jun 20, 2018
I feel it’s wrong for companies to try this. They have a standard remuneration for that particular role. Just tell the applicant and stop playing with him.

If an applicant asks for less and they accept, one day he/she would find out and that’s when dissatisfaction would creep in.

These same companies never pay above their standard amount.

They would most likely pay what you asked for. My advice for you is to go on with the job since you agreed to those terms. However, It is better to ask the interviewer what the company has pegged as remuneration for the specific role. They wouldn’t lie about the figure. The worst they can do is to throw the question back at you.
RomanceRe: Can This Upset Her by Altern8(m): 10:03am On Jun 20, 2018
She responded with “lol”? Chai. Ladies why are you like this?
PoliticsRe: FG Outlines Plans To Permanently Solve Herders-Farmers Crisis.. by Altern8(m): 9:52am On Jun 20, 2018
FG should not impose anything on farmers. These nomads should roam only within their state of origin because their people understand and accept the culture of nomadic cattle rearing.

Also, the herders should bear the cost of ranching. Government has no business building ranches or seizing land for this purpose. After all, Government did not rent shops for other business owners.
RomanceRe: Is It Safe To Marry A Lady I Slept With On The First Date? I’m Confused by Altern8(m): 9:47am On Jun 20, 2018
I think a lady composed this story. Well, i have no problem dating and marrying a girl whom I had sex with on the first date. It’s not like she forced it on me or something. In fact I appreciate such girls more cos they’re upfront with their desires. No need for me to be calculating what she wants.
FamilyRe: Should I Forgive Her Or Not by Altern8(m): 2:45pm On Jun 19, 2018
Op, Notice how these women had to smear some of the blame on you while criticising your girlfriend.

This “esprit de corps” is just too funny. grin

Bro, no need for permutations. Confront her and don’t be ambiguous. State your displeasure, listen to her excuses and decide your next action. You really don’t have time for her silly games.
PoliticsRe: Omoyele Sowore Meets With Herdsmen And Farmer In Jalingo (Photos) by Altern8(m): 8:13am On Jun 19, 2018
TheKabal:
Made in Abia lipsrsealed

Look at the hands, and the cow looks like it got hit with an eraser. grin

1. Look at the smudges on the hands area (thumb area)
2. Sowore's hand is malformed
3. Sowore's face and the other mans face have different lighting. You can see the sun on the mans face.
Now look at Sowore's face. Where is the light ?

Who can spot more?
If you are a graphic artist, then you should be out of business. You are not worth your salt. You don’t even know anything about specular highlights.
SportsRe: Francis Uzoho's Age Questioned By South African Man by Altern8(m): 10:31pm On Jun 18, 2018
He could have said 26 or something but that 19 is too much abeg.

Some people dey lie sha. Dangerous lie.

I don’t think poverty can even “panelbeat” any 19 year old to this level.
RomanceRe: Lady Denies Ex Of Life-Time Career Opportunity; Fakes Rejection Letter In Canada by Altern8(m): 7:27pm On Jun 18, 2018
This is why your babe should never have access to your phone, emails, social media accounts and bank accounts. Don’t let love blind you.

The boy was naïve but anyone who has read this and continues to share personal information with lovers is a mumu. No apologies.

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