₦airaland Forum

ifeomabernard: when i saw the tweet on twitter i thought it was royce or phamton

carr96: oh so because he's a man of God, he shouldn't buy a private jet?? a man of God is till a human being! Like I said people can't reason! When a man of God gets angry or does something irrational people den say he's not a true man of God! Lyk wtf! A man of God is still a human being for crying out loud!

In fact let God bless my hustle! I'll buy more than a private jet.......my God isn't a poor God

muami: Who is attacking the Catholic church? I only stated facts, and particular noted that while the catholic church's doctrines are well conceived, several of its members and bishops take the liberty to go against it with levity. How is that an attack?
By the way, Nigerians like to talk about 'Taxpayers money' as if they pay tax. Abeg make I hear

GaussS: well, i'm ending mine today. been a long time coming. long distance relationship, he doesn't call regularly(once in a month) and doesn't see anything wrong with it. he came to lagos and didn't tell me he was. this is someone i haven't seen in a year. only for him to text me on the day he was leaving. i'm saying i'm tired and i'm out

hardbody: Even when caught in the act, I can plead a lot of defences as provided in the law, like accident, insanity, delirium tremens, amongst others. Indeed a whole section of the law provides for general defences . Interestingly I can plead any of those and go scot free. But for reals, why make a law on such matters? It only , makes men more brazen. Its some fun to act and watch how you are going to get caught. Funny club, funny law. If the dragnet is Abuja, we fly to Sokoto, do IT and fly back, it's a round trip of about 2 hours.LMAO

Oahray: nice... nice explanation. So where does the "Nigeria a nation of hypocrisy and hypocrites" expression you made fit in? Did you not hear/read of the republicans calling Obama to resign because of Beyonce's lipsync at his inauguration?

If you did hear, hope you called them a nation of hypocrites too, cos many have terrible voices and they do lipsync at times too in their sing-along private moments with their mirror.

Peeps expect alot from their leaders and care about the image they send to the outside world. Peeps would always talk even if they are worse off than the person in question, but defining a whole nation based on something peeps in other nations also do... that is what I have an ish with.

Oahray: blah blah blah and some more blah... Wrong illustration. Why didn't you just presumptuously spell the 'war' as 'wore'? Asking shows you realized you didn't know it at that moment. If he had admitted he wasn't sure, it wouldn't have been this big a deal.

After you've had your fill of laughter, the other laughing peeps are now hypocrites and you the girl who does not throw the first stone. So what does the dictionary call this your action?

Acidosis: Mr commandant, since Nigerians and the fcking channels local tv has decided to pay your good deeds this way.. If I were you, I'll change my way of life... I'll start stealing government money, recruiting my close pals and relatives leaving others aside, I'll take bribes in millions and billions, I'll let the oil bandits live and go free... I'll tarnish the image of the innocents and deal with them mercilessly leaving the thieves alone!

Let me tell you, sir.... Good works don't pay in Nigeria! We do not celebrate good people in this fckiN country... Mediocres RULE! Thieves lead!

Change your way of life! Thats the only way our people will celebrate you!
Next time you see a oil bandit... Take some money from them and let them go! Ask your leaders and elders in government! Ask the owner of that tv how he got his money!

Thats what they do! Thats what Nigerians want!
Thank you!

stellz: Shut ur mouth! She has always been light skinned, chocolate ko! Caramel ni! Must u comment?

xynerise: Well, that is the essence of courtship before marriage. If I know the kind of person she is, that is, being a kleptomaniac, why would I marry her in the first place or even keep that kind of money where she can see it? Besides, a reasonable wife/girlfriend should ask first from her partner before stealing.