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iichidodo:
[color=#1986BC] What did I say?!... It's like you don't understand proper English..[/color]

And it's like you're very stupid. You throw "pubescent" around like you know what it means.
Instead of spending all your life's worth on data to post nonsense online, invest in a dictionary and use it.

iichidodo:
The freshness and youthful allure of a pubescent virgin is enough to rejuvenate the life force of an aged man thus elongating the lifespan of the old individual...As an old man, just sinking your phallus inside the tight grip of the newly disvirgined receptacle can boost your life by considerable margins. If done right and timely with different virgins at varying times as one ages, a man can live up to 100 years or more.

You'll spend your years behind bars where I hope you're sodomized daily, or on another planet where you belong. Zero tolerance for paedophiles, man or woman

And the ones being smuggled in through the porous Northern borders?

Stupid excuse. The screaming and crying of his own child didn't reset his brain? She'll be traumatized for life😭 Drag him to pieces, cut off his balls and shove it down his throat!

Omicronvaccine:
Newlywedded Nigerian Lady Discovers She Married “I Better Pass My Neighbor” Generator (Video)


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RuohhBi39U0?si=54L4Mwis4jlSbOpe

From a doctor's perspective, it could be a sign of underlying health issues. Causes could range from a nasal congestion to OSA. Either way, see a doctor.

jeromestarks:
Once you see a single lady above 25, you have seen a frustrated individual. A woman single at 30 is a psychiatric patient.
A woman single at 35 is a dead man walking.
A woman single at 40 is a detriment to the society. She has the tendency to kill, kidnap, rape, steal, assassinate, gamble, swindle etc. Avoid such women at all cost. In fact, avoid any single lady above 30.


If you a peaceful lasting happy home that you can return to after work, fvck any girl you want but when it comes to marriage, find a virgin woman of 18/23 and marry.
Avoid my advice and regret the way many married men are currently regretting their marriage.

Are you not insane? Don't you get tired of your psychological problems? Are you cursed?

MrCover:
Famous Nigerian Catholic priest, Rev Fr Chinenye Oluoma, has urged women who have clocked 35 years and desire to marry not to wait for men to propose to them.

Oluoma suggested that women in that age bracket should break the law and convention by approaching men first, especially men have shown signs of liking to them, instead of waiting endlessly in vain.

The cleric’s advice was contained in a video he shared on his Facebook page on Wednesday.

According to him, those who are above 35 years and continue to wait for men to propose to them suggest they are not yet ready for marriage.



Watch The Video Below:

https://www.facebook.com/fadaoluoma/videos/962066425251869/?mibextid=rS40aB7S9Ucbxw6v

Most stupid thing I've heard this week and unfortunately, it's from the mouth of a self-servicer. Priesthood lost its essence and significance a long time ago when they started touching boys and impregnating nuns and other women.

G12:
Never make a promise you can't fulfil. Your brother is not feeling entitled.

Your raised his hope too high only to dash it.

You made him trust you and neglect other options he could have explored to raise the money.

He may never trust you or anyone again! And that is a good lesson for him - never to trust anyone.

Exactly. And forgetting the fact that he already saved half of the money.

Draslo:
Don't listen to any bastard here. Your brother is your brother. He will be there when nobody else will. He will and can do things for you nobody else can. Find a way to reach equilibrium. He will come back to you.

All those asking you to do despicable things are seriously angry about something in their own life. Don't give them the avenue to transfer their aggression. You sef, this na family matter. No need to bring this here. I'm sure he'd unblock you before this thread reaches the 10th page if it ever gets there

The only sane thing I've read on this topic. Bring your marital or family issues on here and watch them destroy what's left of it. Brother's angry because OP made him a promise. He didn't ask for all the money, because he already has half of it shows he knows what he's doing. OP should have communicated with him about being unable to fulfil his promise. Would have wanted to help with a better laptop but I don't trust most of the sob stories on Nairaland.

LMAO

NairaOcean:
What are your thoughts on this photo of a woman enjoying time with her children at an eatery while her maid sits far away without being served anything?

Too bad if that's her actual maid. But pictures don't tell the whole story. Could also be that it was a hungry girl who came in the eatery to find what she could eat.

Love it for him!
LMAO...Watching people suddenly turn into financial advisors in 3...2...1

pocohantas:
That is how they cap nonsense. If we wwre staring into men's butts, maybe we would have a lot to write too. People with below mid hygiene be acting like sanitary prefects.

😂 😂

pocohantas:
They call it baby wipes and say it is for babies. Whereas wipes are just wipes and while there are some for babies, there are also different types of wipes with some being flushable.

The mitigation to using water outside is you may not see a container to scoop the water as many places do not have bidets installed. This is where wipes comes in and it does a good job. I hope they are not just washing the butt area but the hole too. I also hope they wash that hand with soap after using it to wash poo. Then use a hand sanitiser.

See his mouth like especially girls. You will think men have been doing better with hygiene.

Basic reflection of his deductive capabilities 😂 And another opened his dirty mouth to say that's what's causing fibroids LMAO

PepeXKermit:
bush people, una no know wetin wet wipes be?
https://i5.walmartimages.com/asr/fa6a881a-b60b-4be4-837a-c6ed5712378a_1.b2793ce1f90dbb655b3345d62cd2c5b8.jpeg

They clearly don't 😂
They're pretending to be hygienists on this thread

.

Apparently the EU can't read the room and need to take their claws off their formal colonies for good.

treesun:
https://dailypost.ng/2024/03/12/dont-be-like-buhari-join-me-dialogue-with-bandits-sheikh-gumi-to-tinubu/

THE AUDACITY OF THIS MAN. TERRORISTS NOT BANDITS!!! AND IN A SANE COUNTRY, GUMI THE TERRORIST LEADER AND HIS ENABLERS WILL BE IN MAXIMUM PRISONS SCATTERED ACROSS THE COUNTRY.

Coming from the thief that plunged Nigeria into its present crisis.

LMAO

luminouz:
Be like say e pain you sha.

Get money first before bragging, brókeass woman

You again? It's giving obsessed at this point. Wasn't even talking to you but you managed to insert yourself in a conversation that wasn't your business. Are you not insane? And you're broke shaming someone you don't know instead of engaging in a sensible conversation or just minding your business? But for the record, child, I pay more in income and business taxes than you'll ever earn in your miserable existence.

Solofresh2:
You are pained over a dead man's money and sweat

Because he's an entitled covetous thief

MyExpression:
Some women think what a man brings to the table is just Money.

Now when such women acquire enough wealth, they feel equal to the man, and can not be humble.

A man does not build a home with only money...he leads the family with selfless love and wisdom.
Is a woman willing to take that psychological task of leading the family?

Most are not build for that...and that's where they crash.
You don't lead with money.
When you attain wealth as a woman- that wants to lead, pls add to it wisdom.
Wisdom to plot the family graph...the children, grandchildren, relatives from both sides, network of valuable friends...etc...these are all strategic roles a man plays in the family.
An African man plans for the whole community...not just his first family.


I hope they get thru this...a journey this far, should have a happy ending. 🙏

If only you could be objective. Rest abeg! They don't need your prayers. Direct it to the man who has frolicked around most of their marriage. You people will learn the hard way. Mr. African Man

MyExpression:
Read the story again.
She wanted privacy, and kicked the man out of the matrimonial home.

If not for her wealth and western influence, how[b] will a woman be the one to throw her husband out of the home[/b]?

This is something only more money or American influence can do.

So if parents quarrel, mama go pursue papa comot for house?!

Na pride inspired by too much money dey cause am...nothing else.

"According to a reliable source close to THE WILL" is what you're banking on as a fact to run with? Then a man can throw his wife out even in the middle of the night abi? You people can continue to weep, we're wiser now. That woman is in her 70s and with health challenges as you rightly read but you chose to focus on an irrelevant point to fuel your misogynistic agenda. Cry more please! Some of you men parade yourselves as superior first class citizens. We're coming for everything that some of you men thought we'd never have. I have used "some" because there are still sane men in the world

jeromestarks:
I can NEVER marry a woman who is wealthier than me.
And I will never allow my wife to be richer than me. Never!

Women misuse power. They tend to insult men at the slightest opportunity they get.

Your marriage can not last if your wife has as much money as you.

Cry us a river. We don't want men we have to take up from the gutter too and then stab us in the back. All I see are comments from men who are the real weaker vessels. Insecure lot. Internet fraud, fake marriages for papers and romance scams thrived because many of you don't understand the dignity of labour and to be dedicated to something in your miserable lives. You want to live on the fast lane on someone else's sweat. I bet you didn't read the last paragraph about her eyes and health challenges too. At 73, she deserves peace in her final years on earth not a man jumping ship and robbing her of everything that was hers before the union while parading himself with women. She has my congratulations for finally exiting

nlfpmod:
https://thewillnews.com/folorunsho-alakija-and-husband-modupe-separate/

That is life. God heal her eyes and any health issues she's facing.

Kosoco:
The man looks like Simp.

Yes, he is a simp. Coming from a nonentity like you who is unpopular even on his own street. He is a simp is why he's the husband to one of the most powerful and influential women in the world.

NO

Fadahunsi:
Yes it does! May we not have to bear a tragedy that will want to make our legs collapse under our body weight.

You're wasting your time by attempting to educate that one. Let him or her lose the members of his/her family in one day and they can show us how it's done.

seunjungle1:
Those throwing jabs to the little girl should pray for such to happen to them or their parents so that we can see how their children or them will exchange greeting with the dignitaries that would pay them condolence visit.
Awon oniranu eda

Thing is not even a village chief will attend LMAO

flokii:
Learn to respect authority.. the same way you stand up to recite the national anthem is same way you stand to greet constituted authority e.g. President and Vice President.

You're not wiser than those correcting the said girl.

Funny how you attributed wisdom to yourself when all that you've shown is foolishness. You are vibrating about someone who doesn't know you let alone your existence, and you the corrector also failed to take correction? Are you not insane?

NorthernAgender:
Lack of home training and insensitive of the program organizer.whatever it maybe protocol must be observed. For VP to attend that funeral it's a great honor for the deceased and the immediate family.

You think like a pauper. You only have hard ons for stupid and irrelevant things. We will pray to God to put you in her shoes, so you can show her how it’s done. Blockhead