₦airaland Forum

To die just dey hungry many Nigerians these days... Smh!!!

nedekid:
Fow where? Today I bought bag of rice ₦5,500 for bag, bought sachet tomatoes ₦30, tuber of yam ₦200, to crown it all, I nought fuel ₦80 per liter!
All I had to do was wear my APC jacket and present my bmc ID card as a nairaland resident zombie

Una wan just use sarcasm wound pesin this afternoon!!!

Once upon a time, such was unheard of... Like, people being scared to travel from Abuja to other parts of the North, even Kaduna??!...

Yet, people will have you believe Buhari has delivered on all areas, especially security...

This national plunge from mediocrity to obscurity is mind-blowing!!!

Well, there is a reason this bitch was tossed out of that show when it had barely started... Just negodu what a grown ass man who claims to be a martial artist and celeb posted online... What a shame!!!

Nairalandian:
Yes
Your point?

Sarcasm sir... He is being SARCASTIC!

Fuckingmallam45:
This is getting hilarious now.


The choice for Ole’s successor is funnier than club’s position. Like the question suggests Rooney has got no manegerial experience and Man U is not the club to perform “experiments” with mangers. Better they stick with Ole

Manchester United is going through hard times like Liverpool did few years ago. But their owner came up with the manager who resurrected the club from the ruins. Klopp hasn’t achieved anything but there is sense of belief for glorious future. Man U needs a manager who will lift them from deads. The other choices of Ryan Giggs and
Dmitri Berbatov look fancy but they seriously need someone to bind their team together. I don’t know who’ll they sign but this former player is a no option for club like Manchester United.

I know that... I merely mentioned those names in response to that guy pushing the "Rooney Narrative"!

You guys need Poch or Allegri, and fast too.

baralatie:
imagine Nigerian launching space rocket and land on the moon and mars

and we hang out green white green flag

You can only imagine such when you don chop belleful!!!

A country where leaders borrow money for basically everything, and hoard donated palliatives can never ever think of space exploration.

Sigh... Biden is just trying too hard!...

What's with the "People of Colour" emphasis??! Just pick a damn cabinet of individuals with track records of delivery, and let's hear word!

Guy might even be a closet racist!

Hmmm... One can't even read Nigerian news online with complete trust anymore...

So many living and breathing people 'killed and buried' by Nigerian bloggers!!!

Something has to be done about this current scourge of fake news reports... Scapegoats need to be made to serve as deterrent to other aspiring idiots, especially on this forum.

Lorayne:
How is Ryan giggs a real man now?

Real man in terms of playing records, even coaching records... He has coached a whole nation, moderately successful IMHO.

So, what isn't man enough there??!!! How does Rooney come anywhere close to that??!!

Dalil8:
Yuck!!

Did we have to know about your farting sessions behind closed doors?

Disgusting couple.

As in... That part was unnecessary and stupid!

Do these people realize they are not actually or truly Celebrities?!!... Like wtf??!

Lorayne:
be like na derby go dey produce next pl managers... He will be appointed man u's coach before this season ends.

Too much weed... Rooney go run Man United when real men are waiting patiently since...

Real men like:

Ryan Giggs
Dmitri Berbatov
Van Persie
Roy Keane
David Beckam
Etc...

Even non United legends like:

Mauricio Pochettino
Max "Midas Touch" Allegri
Rafael Benitez
Prof. Arsene Wenger
Etc...

Fergie001, Kyase, Ebukahades10, Gbest90, Fuckingmallam45

Likely the same reason "SEND ME MONEY" or "PAY MY BILLS" sounds like gold-digging to most guys... Maybe, it's because most times that's exactly what it portends.

Seriously, why should any reasonable guy demand that a girl visits him, especially a girl you just met??! What would you do in the privacy of closed spaces??! Chat, pray, and share grace??!... Why not allow the lady decide the venue for any meeting??!

Young men, make una dey get sense na!!!

Ryan03:
I actually called them the name you gave them. Even an idiot knew they were not peaceful protesters. You couldn't understand the post because the left part of your brain has been fried by your hypocrisy

Nah... Don't further your confusion sir... Only an idiot will lump peaceful protesters and criminals/hoodlums together. This has been the narrative of you supporters of the criminal and backward status quo.

No learned and honest individual criminalizes peaceful agitation for better leadership! None!!!

So, think hard about who the hypocritical idiot is here... I have called a spade a spade... You have done nothing but try to rile me up by tossing insults instead of coming forward with objective and progressive arguments.

I am done with this back and forth sir... Believe me, I have better things to do with my time. Cheers!!!

Ryan03:
you think they are not working? Oya join and do the work na. If you can't, shut your trap and stop hiding behind your keyboard typing nonsense

You think they are not working??! What kinda dumb question is that??!... Who said they were not working??! Was that the basis of the protests??! You mean millions across the nation became so idle and decided to protest against a well functioning security apparatus??! Really??!...

In other words, every one of the protesters across the nation (Not talking about hoodlums, though I sense you don't even know the clear distinction) should join the police force instead of complaining or protesting??!...

In short, no one should ever complain against Buhari and APC! We should rather collectively become presidential and/or governorship aspirants, and find our way into Aso Rock, every last one among the complaining millions of youth!!! Thanks for clarifying!!!

Ryan03:
when police officers were hunted and killed by your peaceful protesters, you folded your hands and watched, now you are here blowing Grammer. Go and sleep

It's actually pathetic and laughable that you don't see the irony and ignorance in what you typed above... Where in the world do Peaceful Protesters get arms and kill security agents?! What is even the correlation between a peaceful protest and killing police officers??! No learned individual will make such a statement!!!

Damn! You need to get an education as a matter of urgency. Bye!!!

Ryan03:
kindly apply for the next recruitment then come back to type this rubbish

I will ignore your tactless and unwise response... I am better evolved than to trade insults on an anonymous forum.

So, it is safe to deduce from your submission that we all should accept the efforts of our security leaders as laudable, and have no reason whatsoever to complain... Cos, I don't get the meaning of asking people to join an organization if they feel the said organization isn't measuring up.

That's like asking people to join the military, contractors, become governors, etc, if they feel displeased or dissatisfied with services being rendered... What sort of obtuse reasoning and argument is that??! Why mention me if you have nothing worthy or better to counter with??!... That's very unbecoming.

So, basically, nearly every Nigerian youth is less than poor... Interesting!!! We are doing well in this nation!!!

So??! What's the big deal??!... How is it news that a grown ass man woke up one morning and decided to be unfortunate in life??! Abeggi! Let's hear word!!!

I no longer have anything against gold-diggers, as long as grown men willy-nilly avail themselves as suckers for the taking... Same way I also stopped hating on players a long time ago!!!

The game is what it is!... I merely blame the idiot's brother for wasting his hard-earned money on a simpified efulefu.

Well, he was never gonna leave quietly... But, leave he must! Go make more billions Mr. Ex. President!

So much ado about nothing.... Elders making a fuss over meaningless things. Smh!!!

od501:
Wahala for who don marry with children

Serious wahala... na for the breadwinner to go fess, after he or she has found his footing, the others can join.

Davash222:
Only a foolish and insane nonentity will vote for APC in the next general election.

Only an even more foolish person will equally vote for PDP (APC's twin brother)!!!... These two parties joined hands to completely destroy this nation.

Una don already declare this one Billionaire... Issokay!!!

My prayer for Anambra and other Eastern states is that they start getting it right with regards to all round leadership, and development! It's not enough to keep shouting marginalization and "referendum". Let the entire nation and universe witness your greatness! Set the standard for all others to follow.

Make the East so developed that the entire nation will look dependent on you guys... Set impossible developmental standards!!!

EVILFOREST:
This is BRAIN DRAIN at its peak.

Relax... The Brains are itching, willing, and eager to be drained!!!

Better to be drained to UAE than rot away in a Hellhole.

fergie001:
This 4-all provoke U

Brother, not exactly as annoying as my dear Leeds losing woefully last week... Just irritated by the useless hype around most of those idiots who call themselves Super Eagles. Mtchewww!

od501:
My broda, UAE no be Ajegule nah...flight tickets fit reach that kin 250k for each person.

250k??! That's quite affordable na!... Na the cost of living there go be the real matter!!!

victons:
his girlfriend is a professional

...And he is not??! He is unworthy of her. She deserves better.

Dubai here she comes!!!

gwinaB:
Every sensible country is bent on stealing the best talents from others.

That's how it should be, since only an incredibly stupid and non serious nation will fold her hands and allow brains and talents waste away... I fully endorse this.

Let the best of us in Africa keep getting 'stolen' by progressive nations!

You don't cast pearls before swine!!!

Let the others remain here and continue electing imbeciles into sensitive positions of power.

Tobinrobin:
In other word: you’re welcome to stay in our country if you’re intelligent and can bring massive development to us.

Precisely!... That ought to be the sole basis for immigration into any serious nation on God's green earth.

Smart and progressive nation... Picking and harnessing the best brains relevant to specific areas of their national development, while some other oil producing nation is begging for money to further embezzle, while allowing in terrorists and the dregs from other neighboring countries.

Let the relevant people take this opportunity to flee fast!

MrColdsweat:
Shut up woman.

You think football is nail polishing or hairdressing?

We both know it's far more than forming class and posh abroad when you have nothing to offer on a football pitch... So, leave her to brag and gloat...

What kinda team throws away a 4-goal advantage??!... Every serious Nigerian should be ashamed of that band of misfits you call a national team.