₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
You dey vex today o.

My sister, not vexing jare... I see that a lot these days among internet users, and I just can't get used to the censoring of everything.

This generation is irritating and unnecessarily hyper-sensitive about everything!


That was how one typed 'God' and 'Jesus' as 'g-d' and 'J*s*s'. Another one typed h8 (Hate).

Like wtf??!

Y'all should learn how to cook to avoid such exploitation...!

Anything wey carry me enter restaurant for any reason, price is the last thing I will complain about.

When we tell you people that cooking is a key/crucial life skill, y'all think it's a joke.

One fried Turkey wing of the minimal size in any restaurant can't be less than 3 - 4k now, whereas, with 4 - 5k, you can buy 2 larger pieces raw, and prepare it to your satisfaction.

In a restaurant, you are simply paying someone else for doing what you failed to do for yourself.



...Not justifying the inflation in this badly led nation o!

Acidosis:
Whichever way you look at it, peace comes with a price. When people say that the wife is controlling him, more often than not, he is the one being the fo, ol in the relationship. Again, peace comes with a price, and fo, o lishness is the price some men have to pay to sustain their relationship with a faulty or imperfect partner.

A lot of times, women also take on that fo, ol ish role to keep their man.

What exactly is your reason for the needless censoring of the word "Foolish"?!!

Well, I'm kinda ambivalent towards this topic...!

While I agree that serious tolerance and compromise, especially from the head of the family, can enhance peaceful family life, it should never be taken for granted that controlling or manipulative women/wives don't exist.

There is absolutely nothing normal or 'peaceful' about such a family or marriage.

We described the nation as being in autopilot under Buhari...!

Abeg, what do we call the current state of the nation?!! Crash landing?!!


It's looking like security is non-existent in this nation.

Time flies... And will continue to fly, no matter how you try to reduce your age.

Happy Birthday great woman!

It's sad and annoying that such preventable accidents are still happening and claiming lives up till now.

Such death-traps called trucks and tankers pass through checkpoints, including Road Safety checkpoints, yet they are allowed to continue along...!

Not making a case for anyone, but no way that policeman would have done that without provocation...!

If you know how a system works (whether corrupt or sane), you should or ought to know how to find your way around it.

When it comes to armed security agents in this 3rd world nation, the rule of thumb is never to be verbally or physically aggressive or even over-assertive.

Sad...!

Seems this is plane crash season.

Emu4life:
But they spend them on Churches?? What difference does it make. Stop the hypocrisy please.

The only reason to complain is Inflated figures for it is Very Right to feed the poor.

What do you mean they spend them on churches?!! Clarify please.

How many churches get billions directly from government coffers?!!

I'm very sure I have never heard of any Southern state using or claiming to need billions to feed kids during Lent (fasting)...!

The only difference between corruption under APC and under PDP is the style and approach.

PDP stole and misappropriated funds secretly, leaving citizens to find out from whistle blowers.

APC, on the other hand, don't even bother hiding a damn thing... They do what they like with the sure knowledge that the suffering masses will be too divided to raise a fuss.

What's this corrupt clown talking about?!!

Nigerian Senate and Senators have been dancing naked in the market place for almost a decade now.

Tell us something we don't know... This is not news.

Akpabio as Senate leader... Akpabio of all people?! Lol.

This will be far worse than the rubber-stamping one under Buhari.

Seriously, Delta state governor and local government heads are sleeping on this security matter...!

I just dey pity all of una for that state!

Under una nose, ESN/IPOB and Herdsmen don claim territories finish for Delta.

Y'all better wake the fvck up!

Sigh... People can easily strangle or kill others, then stage it as suicide, and no one, not even the law enforcement will be any wiser in this 3rd world nation.

That's literally how to get away with murder in a pathetic nation.

Once una see rope around person neck, suicide is the conclusion... Sniper close to the dead simply rules out homicide. Nothing like an autopsy or an investigation to confirm that death-causing injuries were self-inflicted.

As long as Atiku insists on being the Flag bearer, they will still be floored come 2027...!

When I say this generation of youths is horrendously sexualized and sex-addicted, many of you will call me an old hater...!

Many young men and youths of today think of nothing but Sex! Sex!! Sex!!!


Their brains are not concerned with how to solve practical problems bedeviling their nation like Insecurity, Inflation, Unemployment/Job scarcity, Food shortages, agricultural insufficiency, transportation issues, etc...!

Nope... Na to dey internet watching idiotic skits, porn (I heard Nigerian youths are one of the highest visitors to porn sites), abusing and trolling, then come offline to practice unintelligent get-rich-quick schemes.


Leaders are messing up at the state and national levels, and youths (who will take over tomorrow) are neck-deep in proclivities.


Tell me what hope is there for such a country??! Yet, we are still the most religious on Earth! Irony!!!

Yet, they are mere 'bandits'.

Ipob hadn't even picked up machetes or knives before y'all proscribed them all over the world as 'Terrorists'.


There must be something we are missing here.


Well, let's continue to pamper them... Till Afghanistan and Turkey happen to Nigeria.

Theunbothered:
If you think ordinary drug addicts are capable of funneling machine guns, trucks and kidnapping under the nose of security agents I don't know what to tell you.

Let's be serious, the only reason they have succeeded and thrived this long is because your security agents permit it...!

It's a booming business that has made so many security chiefs very wealthy, including Politicians.


Until corruption is eliminated from government at all levels, starting from Aso Rock, there is no future for Nigeria.

Biggaboi:
Very good.
So relax. Shettima will pay it
Shebi he's in charge of security?

The only thing Shettima is truly in charge of is condolence visits...!


I honestly don't think anyone is in charge of a damn thing in this 4th world nation, as it stands.

Lol... These people are just being stupid, and taking a clueless and weak government for granted.


Even in Afghanistan, Iran, and Libya, terrorists no fit try all this nonsense.

To imagine these people became this bold and daring under the presidency of a former military general... The same man that dragged Jonathan for being too 'weak' in handling security.


You people have been pampering these terrorists for such a long time... This is the result.

Everybody don turn adviser...!

Groundnuts/peanuts with Garri is actually more balanced than Chicken fried with cholesterol-filled oil and soda drink.


Not hating... Just pointing out the healthy obvious.

Your girlfriend succeeded in moving you from a cheaper healthier diet to a more expensive junk diet.

Everyone has an opinion about everything these days... Many actually believe their opinions are facts or that they matter in any way.


Nor be una fault sha... Na wetin freedom of speech and cheap data dey cause these days.

Nobody dey mind him business again for this country...!

Everything na news or topic for discussion.

Sigh... I often wondered what happened to her after that hit song.

A lot of one-hit wonders that simply vanished.

If Music didn't work, why didn't she make efforts to try other vocations?!!

What on earth was she doing with herself all these years?!! Hian!!!


Don't tell me she simply chose to become a full-time house wife! SMH!!!

Okay... We still have enough Native Doctors and quacks.

So, no cause for alarm.

Signed
Dr. Chris Ngige
(For APC)

Akpabio is losing it...!

From a respected Governor to a Court jester heading the nation's parliament.

No wonder the Senate is no longer taken seriously.

Jakumo:
Contrary to old perceptions Nigeria's native Agama lizards are NOT poisonous to eat and are nutritious since the reptiles do eat a variety of high protein insects as their primary diet. Some of the same people who might look down their noses at anyone eating Agama lizards, would not hesitate to eat the flesh of the much bigger Nile Monitor Lizard, which resides in Nigeria's swamps and forests.

It is a well-documented fact that during Nigeria's fractious civil war that closed out the 1960s, starving civilians caught up in the war hunted and devoured all the Agama lizards they could find, with no adverse effects on their health whatsoever.

Okay... I didn't realize Nigeria was still at war.

Continue to justify nonsense.

Nigerians go eat everything into extinction before APC is done with this Country...!

BoldBrainz:
Why do I have a feeling you forgot James Cameron's "Avatar: The way of water" and Zack Snyder's "Justice League"?

Boss, longest time!

Didn't forget them, I haven't yet sat down to watch Cameron's sequel.

Justice League was only long because of the needless uncut version... Hated the joke of a movie.

The same Northern forces Tinubu sided with against Jonathan in 2014, Abi another one?!!


Una never serious yet!

Bunch of moronic sycophants.

Ray07:
Stone You mean . . . Because of that soft porn movie she featured in . . .
She no deserve am for me.

Not surprised with the award, the world glorifies any sex related now.

Better actresses dey out there way sabi act pass am without showing the triangle

you go hardly see Emily blunt do nude scene but the woman gives her everything when it comes to acting.

Na why Megan Fox cast cause she refused so many role to act nude.

Yeah... I meant Stone... I dey always confuse the two names.

Well, she went out of normal pattern and took a big risk with that role.

Oscars only gift top awards to actors that leave their acting comfort zones and do something really "demanding".


Like Denzel Washington for "Training Day", Late. Heath Ledger for "Dark Knight"
Rami Malek for 'Bohemian Rhapsody'
Halle Berry for 'Monster Ball'
Etc...!