₦airaland Forum

Benwallt:
Thank God for digital. Those unfortunate beings for don pirate this glory

Very unfortunate bastards... Feeding fat off people's sweat and ideas.

turmacs:
believe all these 1 billion Naira jamboree at your own peril. I did not even know about the movie until i saw this 1 billion this and that on NL.

Facts can't be hidden... The movie has been raving like crazy for weeks now.

I'm also not into Nollywood, but success doesn't hide.

Funke Akindele is the biggest thing in that space right now... Just coming after her last boxoffice hit "Omo Ghetto: The Saga".

The lady is bossing that industry... She has left many behind.

Happy for her... She has paid her dues, and put in the work.

She should just find her way into APC... The rest will be taken care of.


She should ask Aunty Abike how far.

The Corridors of power will not be a bad retirement plan.

brainpulse:
Good one for Funke Akindele.
Great one for the Yoruba tribe. We are setting the paste in Africa.

You mean "Pace", good Sir?!!

Congrats to Akindele... Amazing strides.

FreeStuffsNG:
The refinery, which is undergoing an upgrade, will begin by processing 60,000 barrels per day, and NNPC expects to operate at the full capacity of 210,000 barrels per day later this year.
Awesome!!
This year has been from one good news after the other.

The naysayers, unpatriotic elements, cyberbullies and criminal defamers will neither see nor benefit from this.

Congratulations to everyone who made the realisation of this great milestone possible.
God bless Nigeria for ever!

God bless Nigeria for ever!

That's a very daft thing to say... Lol!

The naysayers will more than likely benefit more.

The world doesn't run on the fumes of hope and misplaced patriotism.

Haven't you heard that God causes the sun to shine both on the good and evil??!

WiszyFraud:
Did you know??




Everything improves when you decide not to care anymore.

No, they don't... What truly improves is your mental capacity to tolerate suffering.

Lol... Tariffs wey dem don already increase.

The Inflation warming up this year is MONSTROUS!

DSTV rates will still go up.
Electricity Tariffs up the roof.
Transport costs higher.
Fuel Prices over the moon.

...And then the main one: Food Prices!!!

If your monthly income remains the same as last year or reduces this year, I really pity you... Forget cynicism or that Renewed Hope Scam; you will eat sand!

sylve11:
Are you into agriculture?

No Boss... I don't have the time now. Hopefully, in the not-too-distant future.

That's what you get in a culturally religious enclave where decency and morality are largely ascribed to clergymen.

In Nigeria, piety is often closely linked with severe moderation of speech and actions.

So, if you speak, act, and show so little emotion, people conclude you are more spiritual-minded hence likely to be a man of the cloth.

Sigh... You didn't even mention the varying degrees and abundance of odors oozing out of human pores, buccal cavities, and other orifices.

The first and only time I went, I was deeply concerned about contracting skin and other infections... Should I even talk about the ringing in my ears hours after I left?!!

Well, those who enjoy such outings know what they love about these places... For me, it's a pure waste of time and money.

GloriousGbola:
One of the benefits of the way our society is now is reduced cash. It is only kidnappers that demand cash. It is only some traders and pos guys who keep viable amounts of cash on hand.

Only other option is the so called transfer theft which can easily be traced.

That's it... Once banks severely limit and diminish daily withdrawals as well as putting a cap on monthly withdrawals, kidnappers might have to move on to other businesses.

Now, you can't even stop and rob people on the road and make them part with valuables, cos most people nor hold again.

Internet fraud is getting more difficult now due to people becoming more wary and overprotective of their little savings.

Well, except you are going after the wealth of Politicians and the very rich idiots you voted into office, then better go hustle harder or take a swim in that watery grave called Lagoon.

Cos it's ridiculously stupid to take all that risk for chicken feed your fellow citizens are managing.

Very soon, armed robbers will come out and protest that they aren't getting enough funds from those they rob.

Even flies don lean finish.

Lovely speech... However, you can't explain to or convince people that you are doing well without verifiable and tangible results.

Undisputed... I would include Samuel Etoo as well.

KIDfurniture:
Bring money make i do soap for you

If you had the ability to make such soaps, you would be bathing with them daily, and money would therefore be the very least of your problems or needs.

This also goes to those patronizing wretched witch doctors for wealth.

The Nigerian business environment needs to change for the better, and fast.


I shudder at the thought of losing millions or billions worth of capital investment due to dumb government policies or failure in national and state leadership.

You can't prosper as a Capitalist or even mixed economy without a flourishing and conducive environment for small and medium scale businesses.

Mtchewwww... This one is complaining about girlfriend.

When married women dey call young guys more endearing terms like "Honeypie".

Your friend is lucky to have seen the red flags at this girlfriend juncture... Most guys are not that lucky, and end up marrying such unfaithfulness.

Yawns... Make Ipob clowns use these tales by moonlight take hold body this January.

They always have the good old "Health Challenges" excuse once the music ends...!

Every Corrupt Nigerian is never sick or healthy while living large off stolen wealth... Catch them in the act, and the beautiful health suddenly begins to 'deteriorate'.

Honestly, I can't remember ever making a promise to a lady during or before intercourse.

Wetin wan bring that kain leg??! When she is not doing me a favor by having sex with me... Except you are in a one-sided relationship where you literally have to beg for sex all the time like a fvcking addict and weakling.

It doesn't matter who he is... The issue is all over the squad.

The players don't sync well, and most of them lack match fitness, football intelligence, and experience due to lack of playing time (Most of these players are not regular starters in their clubs).


Well... Good luck to them. I have no hopes on the team.

tspun:
E day pain me if some folks they say buhari try. Someone that destroy this country beyond repair. And to think some idiotttt defended him for 8 years is unimaginable.

Some will say e tried in infrastructure development, which infrastructure be that compare to the money he borrowed

The same people that defended Buhari for 8 years are the very ones supporting Tinubu now.

Well... Were you expecting her to tell you people to contribute to her Japa funds or POF?!!


If IRCC gets wind of this, and investigates, that woman might get deported.

Wainey:
Very poor.
The richest in Africa is just $10b.

Just?!! How many wealthy people in far more developed America and Europe are worth even half of that?!!

When or If his refinery takes off, Mr. Aliko will retake his position.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Your last statement got me. It’s a crime to be born poor in this Nigeria. No hope and no one is coming to help. The future is so bleak. The wealthy are already spending millions of dollars buying up passports of strong countries for their children. They know there is no hope for now.

Dear friend, ignore these anti-japa liars...!

Let's face the truth!

Every elected leader and politician in Nigeria, starting from President Tinubu down to Peter Obi have all given up on Nigeria long ago.

They merely contest to fulfill their life ambitions, and add to their personal achievements.

The last President we had that truly worked for this nation was Obasanjo, and Late. Yar'adua to some extent.

Naija might be lost for good!

This is not pessimism... Nothing short of a bloody revolution will reboot this nation.

Sigh... Forget the development of this nation!

Not with this historic and shocking level of unrepentant and unrelenting Corruption.


No policy or directive or whatever is going to yield anything meaningful or long-term...!

Clearly, Nigeria can not be managed and nurtured to greatness by Nigerians.


Quote me anywhere... Let every cent and Kobo of our debt be written off today, these bastards will plunge the nation into twice more debt through corruption in less than a decade.

Sigh... What exactly was he doing strolling around an explosion site?!!

It's basically common sense that such areas should be cordoned off till bomb specialists comb it for any undetonated devices.

We need to train our security agents better... Such senseless loss of life would have been averted if simple global safety standards were adhered to.

Fuckyoumod:
The children of the poor masses you mean, Because, I don't see Seyi Tinubu or Yusuf Buhari or their grandchildren paying any debt.

Not even Obasanjo's great grandchildren.

Let the children of the poor brace up for the payments.

Yeah... The children of these dumb brainwashed poor will suffer immeasurably and produce more sufferheads.

The future of this nation is bleaker than many of us care to accept.

It is scary to look far ahead... Salvation is nowhere in sight.

Coming generations can't pay Nigeria's debt, Sir.

They can never afford it.

The hole your generation has dug this nation into is a bottomless one... You all have sold the future of generations unborn.

Only a merciful debt forgiveness by the creditors will save the future generations.

That's why every wise and wealthy Nigerian is already securing the futures of his or her children and children's children in developed nations without the restrictions to growth burying this nation into oblivion.

princeade86:
Northerners always wanted to take charge of the military

Always wanted to?! Lol!

The North practically runs every top and sensitive organization in Nigeria!

They also have the numbers in the rank and file of most key government agencies.