₦airaland Forum

See as Man City just dey mumu upandan these days...!

dmxnairaland:
Pick a lane bro

Already did: My Lane!

Man of the Match is Raheem Sterling... Without doubt.

May his soul find rest... Such weak men of today.

The woman will hook up with another dumb Negro, who she will still cheat on.

I hate such SIMPlicity.

ajebuter:
I went to Onipanu market off lkorodu road around 11:30 am and from sipeolu street, l entered the market to come out to lkorodu road and all through my walk inside that market in Onipanu, l didn't see a single buyer entering the market from the main gate at the bus stop

I walked inside the market with ease

That should be worrisome because it's usually a very busy market and on a Saturday, you're not even suppose to see front because of crowd of shopper

Omo, something is definitely wrong as people are not even able to buy basic food items

Also at the cold room next to Boku Supermarket in the same Onipanu where l went shopping for chicken, l was there for almost 30 minutes and no single person came into the big store to buy fish, chicken or turkey because they were too expensive

Ha...Something dey happen oo

Egbon abeg off Mike...!

APC rats hate reading such things.

You people are still keeping the inflation rate below 40%.

Issokay... Keep deceiving yourselves.

Hunger go bend many Nigerians.

Sigh... This Chelsea team is an eyesore to watch.

Just 20 minutes into the match, I dozed off twice.

This is not supposed to be News...!

You can't see this growing rate of immorality and sexuality, yet be alarmed at increasing paternity fraud.

There is a price to pay for societal decadence and degradation of our values.

anu3:
Hello, please could anyone with experience tell me how to full my duties to the government in terms of tax. I've never done it before.

And would I calculate it in dollars or naira; if dollars, will it be in official rate or parallel market rate.

If you know what's right, please let me know.

Thanks.

Everyone pays tax, Chief.

VAT
Duties
Transfer fees
Etc.

If you want to pay income tax to your state government and get tax ID number and certificate, then you go to the revenue office, fill some forms, declare your monthly income, and pay monthly or for the whole year.... This enables you get a tax record.

Promise47:
Sorry to say this but Victor should win champions league or World cup at list to be able to be called a champion that's the only way the Rivillon is kind of right let him win UCL or WC ehn then we can call him champion

Check your dictionary for the meaning of "Champion" and don't allow bad belle wound you and that idiot up there.


Osimhen is an Italian League Champion. Period!

Make una rest.

His opinion...!

That's tantamount to saying Erling Haaland can never be considered worthy of high honors because all he does is "score goals".

If scoring goals were that commonplace or simple, why is every striker across Europe not topping the charts?!!


Without Osimhen's goals, Napoli wouldn't be a talking point today.

That level of decay shows a long-standing infection.

If you can't afford hospital care, you should at least start antiseptic treatments ASAP... Visit a lab to culture and test the pus for specific infective organisms.

How on earth did your toes decay to this point without your notice?!!... That makes your personal hygiene very suspicious.

A lot of you guys and ladies neglect your toe and foot health, and a lot of you wear shoes at least 5 to 7 days a week for hours a day.


P.S: You might want to check your blood sugar while at this.

HighTableVoice:
Are you Naive. Will someone buy form for people without having assurances from the guber candidates. As it is, Wike made 2 mistakes him godfathering all those people in, he should have suggested it and not insist on it .. secondly his gra gra for playing PDP and LP during the last presidential election with his FCT appointment is giving him too much sweet head that he thinks a seating Governor can’t defy him a calculated risk that can’t pay off. Now he may be moving to stifle Rivers administration to some extent but Tinubu will not allow that as APC still needs Rivers and the whole G5 thing. If anything Tinubu will simply empower the present administration but also another risk and knowing Wike can’t collide with him head on he is in a better position to broker a deal between the two which will also mean reduction of Wike’s political strength and power. They need to act fast before Atiku steps in to throw money at the issue. With the north already in a slight disagreement with most of Tinubu actions.. This is very advantageous to Atiku and PDP to return to power come next election

Guy, whatever godfathers and godsons do in private should remain eternally private.

For democracy sake, you don't disrespect the office of the Governor by such antics such as openly manipulating Judiciary and Lawmakers to remove him all because he refuses to dance to your tunes.

You remove him next election cycle and render him politically extinct... That's how you play smart and sensible politics.

Kukutente23:
Another zombie
Angelfrost i told you it's zombies supporting Wike because of Tinubu's godfatherism

Obsequiousness and servility are traits you can never separate from sycophants.

Sycophants are less than cockroaches in my book.

They are the main reasons Nigeria's democracy has been hijacked by political crooks.

Just ignore them.

Notatribalist:
A sitting governor used state money to purchase nomination form for politicians,and he openly boosted about it on air and got away with it. Guys, let's renegotiate Nigeria abeg

It's just a pathetic and embarrassing situation...!

Instead of Nigerians to be defiant and angry, many are even siding with these crooks.

boxypane:
Fubaras cup of tea. He agreed to the list before he became Governor. So what's the pity searching all about?

He agreed to what?!! Please, show us the legal document where he signed and agreed to it.

Additionally, produce the section of the national constitution that allows such interference with the activities of governance by ex-governors.

This is a joke taken too far.

This Rivers state issue just underscores why our Democracy is a joke, and a laughingstock across the universe.

So, a governor is no longer expected to be powerful and independent?!!!

Normally, Wike should have been relieved of his duties as FCT minister, and even placed under public investigation... But, this nation clearly glorifies everything directly opposite a world-class democracy.

At the end of the day, they never use such money for any meaningful thing.

All this risk and stress just to steal money that you can't enjoy or spend in peace.

BigDawsNet:
Its okay... love LUST is a wonderful thing

Yeah... It's truly "wonderful".

Kingrshd3:
Broke men no dey date ..

You better learn from men's mistake and face ur work

Well, anyone can date... They should sha stay in their lanes.

A stalker and psycho is already in the making here...!

Admiring, liking, even lusting after someone way out of your league is okay, as long as you don't delude yourself into thinking too much about it.

Where you will seriously have problems is when you start fantasizing and obsessing about her... That's where you are about to really put yourself in problems.

Misplaced priorities are a real menace to a lot of young people of today. SMH.

Instead of focusing hard on education and financial growth, you are wasting your late youth and early adulthood with silly daydreaming.

That's why there is clearly no hope for the nation...!


Nothing short of a bloody revolution will transform and reposition this nation.

We are just pretending to be practicing democracy.

You have to be deluded and stupid to expect highly corrupt people to transform your nation to the glorious standards and levels seen in Saudi, Canada, Singapore, etc.

Those nations crushed corruption first before seeing true development.

tojahh:
Shey you no fit smuggle me inside your cockpit make I pass there Japa?


Even if na Sierre Leone

If you can't afford ordinary flight ticket, how you wan come take survive for country wey you no know?!!

Congrats on this milestone... I wish you higher heights (pun intended).

Tjra:
So those that sell Okrika clothes inside kiosks during the day but are into drugs, rituals, Baby factory & armed robbery at night will be exposed?

I know those businessmen involved in these evil trade will cry victimisation.

Are they doing anything worse than the very ones who have kept the nation backward through looting, embezzlement, and misappropriation of public funds?!!

The same people being supported by morons on Nairaland.

The ones that use billions to rig themselves into office.

Let's just quit chasing shadows in Nigeria abeg.

benth:
Most of our politicians are criminals. 90% of them. We need to start with them before coming to the masses

90% ke?!! In which country?!! Lol!

I doubt there is a saintly politician left in this 3rd world nation.

Lol... Eye service idiots!

Who will pass the bill, or even sign it into law?!!

The same Senators and President with 'explained' wealth?!!

Propaganda and eye service go kill of una for this administration.

Jakpon:
Omo I am not exaggerating, the number of my home boys and girls, wey I know personally one on one, that migrated to UK & Canada within the last two months exceeds fifty.
Meanwhile the political class don't care

Why should they care?!! Is there any top politician whose kids school or live in Nigeria without foreign citizenship or ties?!!

That's why I continue to question the sanity and Intelligence of those supporting and fighting for these crooks in office.

Starting from Mr. President, down to Rep members, these people have secured their futures abroad... They don't even believe in Nigeria.

The topic and the post are seriously in conflict... No real correlation whatsoever.

This is clickbaiting take too far.

Op, try dey get sense na!

GanagiBitrus:
NEPA will soon start to claim this is the reason for their power failures.

Righteousness2 has just given them a good excuse for the next inevitable power grid collapse...!


They will simply say the nation's grid collapsed because the world is coming to an end.

Offpointng:
Your question is useless. marry one and find out for urself

I have to be incredibly idle and dull to bandy words with someone whose moniker is even off point.

Guy, you don win already. Take care.

Segzy19:
Tinubu will bargain with him ..
He will only be released if he plays ball...

Kanu will be useful in 2027...

Tinubu is a game master. His focus is usually not the popular focus. He is always strategic...

Why do you guys Worship your fellow men so much?!! Like, what for?!!