₦airaland Forum

omokoginimi:
A girl you met on Facebook bought you 180k worth of phone after 1 week of chatting with her. Keep lying to yourself. Keep it up.

Can you really see how daft you are? Did I type that I met her on Facebook? Did I tell you I had a Facebook account? You seem to be swimming in ignorance and that's affecting your sense of reasoning. You think it is every guy that meet women who are leeches? You have a lot of growing up to do. It isn't everyone that has your kind of testimony. My wife and her siblings gave me a surprise birthday last year and the present was my dream car. Just because someone doesn't believe in the existence of God, doesn't mean God doesn't exist. Just because you haven't experienced bliss in your life, doesn't mean people who do, fake it. I won't dignify your ignorance with an answer anymore.

Blueelf:
She was able to finish on time and get a good job because of her privileged socioeconomic background

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You are absolutely correct. Another thing is her drive to succeed. Many people forms rich homes tend not to take life seriously because they think they'd always have more than enough, but she always says life can turn for anyone at any time. A rich man could at the speed of light, turn poor and vice versa.

omokoginimi:
Welcome to another episode of ‘Stories that never happened’.

Eku fifi

Don't make a public show of your ignorance at the slightest opportunity you get. Do you think everyone's life would go in the direction of yours? Just because someone has what you don't have doesn't mean they're fraud or liars. You've had experiences I've never had and I've had experiences you've never had. You should learn to think higher than your level of exposure. Not everyone has lies to tell. If I told the truth or lie, would you smack me? Why would I lie, for accolades? Please!

MedicH:
Wowww. Unbelievable

I promise you, I told the truth.

MedicH:
Wowww. Unbelievable

I promise, you I told the truth.

Blueelf:
She must be from a rich family

Yes she is but she wasn't depending on her family as at that time. When I met her, she had graduated from the University, and had a great job. Really it is not about the wealthy background, but about the heart to give. She is so selfless and sacrificial to a fault. I was doing great myself when I met her, but wasn't as generous as she was. She ended up changing me for good.

milemimi93:
There's something I learned yesterday. If you want to date a Nigerian lady, go for the ones that are less active on social media and are not the hipsters.
Also, don't go for any lady below 26years..

That was how I got my Wife o. A week of chatting with her, I wanted to slow down on the way I was going with the texting so I told her my phone had developed issues. The following morning, she called and said she wanted to see me urgently. When I got to the meeting venue, she gave me a brand new phone (Samsung) She had bought N180,000. I almost passed out. The receipt had my name boldly written on it. It was accompanied by Laptop. I told myself I wasn't going to let her go. I quickly apologized, told her the truth. I had thought she was going to get mad at me, but she smiled and told me she hated lies. As for the age thing you talked about, my wife was 22 when I met her. It is not about the person's age but their level of maturity.

milemimi93:
There's something I learned yesterday. If you want to date a Nigerian lady, go for the ones that are less active on social media and are not the hipsters.
Also, don't go for any lady below 26years..

That was how I got my Wife o. A weak of chatting with her, I wanted to slow down on the way I was going with the texting so I told her my phone had developed issues. The following morning, she called and said she wanted to see me urgently. When I got to the meeting venue, she gave me a brand new phone (Samsung) She had bought N180,000. I almost passed out. The receipt had my name boldly written on it. It was accompanied by Laptop. I told myself I wasn't going to let her go. I quickly apologized, told her the truth. I had thought she was going to get mad at me, but she smiled and told me she hated lies. As for the age thing you talked about, my wife was 22 when I met her. It is not about the person's age but their level of maturity.

SarakiBukola:
LOL. So Northerners are now afraid of IPOB and Kanu ?

Do you know what happened during the Kaduna Declaration or you weren't born then?

Lemme help, Kanu chestbeat and he was warned not to try visiting Kaduna. Your elders also went to beg with their red caps.

You really need to grow up and have a sane discourse. When you travel abroad, does the foreigner you meet there ask which Tribe in Nigeria you come from? You all need to quit this unnecessary hate and unhealthy comparison. I believe we all are Nigerians and should live above religion, tribe, tongue, et all.

Larryfest:
I get power, I get power na one day e go end. You can only claim powerful when you haven't come across that person who will mess you up big time..

You're full of wisdom.

Egoveen:
Follow EGOVEEN For more laughter,i promise never to leave Nairaland again

Nwanne mmadu, inwero nsogbu. Akwum GI na azu.

Egoveen:
WhatsApp is an outdated,old model means of communication.... Ara gbachipukwa WhatsApp nti,i will go back to 2go I swear:@ Ndi ara.

I he idere mere ma achigide ochi we da na ala. Ezigbo iwe na ewegi nwanne m.

Twyse:
Lol I see how intelligent but insensitive you are. Look beyond the surface sir.
It's fine, I know you still wouldn't get it

I am sorry for my insensitivity. I have moved past it.

millionboi2:
d fool doesnt know dat he is talking to verse ppl

A whole lot of them think their readers are daft and naive. A lot of people just post nonsense just to get attention not knowing or minding the fact that we have loads of intelligent minds in Nigeria.

[quote author=Kevsmart88 post=85122091]Am beginning to think he ain't spilling it all....92k isn't a bad start at all except he's extravagant ....when a lot of families live happily on less than 200 dollars a month....[/quote

I once earned 30k per month (Transportation took like 13k). There were months we didn't get paid but I was still able to help people who depended on me as much as I could. He's not being entirely truthful. My neighbour works with UBA and earns 70k. (He told me himself). This neighbour of mine is married with a 6 year-old Son. The OP has something he isn't telling us because I don't get his drive.

millionboi2:
I think he lied abt his pay

I am inclined to go with you on that because the whole thing just doesn't make sense to me.

Twyse:
Hi good morning,

I am not here to rant about the unfairness of life but instead coming to realize and accept it.

My babe and I of over a year are in a tight situation, we both don't know what to do. Please advise;

I have a job but not a good paying job meanwhile my girlfriend is handsomely paid, matter of fact she just got a new job offer with a watery salary to it. Now, the issue is I love her, wanna settle down asap but my job is discouraging me, although I take home about 92k every month. She doesn't mind and want me to settle regardless but I am shit scared that when kids starts rolling in, I might need to step really up cause my basics can't keep a house running in this current economy plus the nature of the job isn't reliable at all. I understand you all will say since she is working and makes more, she can always support or augument. Yes I agree with you all but onething about me is that I will never ask my girl for #5 naira except she is the last option I have got after exhausting all options(call it ego, I don't care but I believe that is what bring respect to a man- the ability to fend for his family conveniently with ease), only if she sees my struggle and decides to assist.

I hustle a lot, I do all sort... I always send CVs on a daily basis but nothing is forthcoming for now but I know something great will soon happen, just don't know how soon but time is running and she is beginning to think I don't wanna take her serious. Letting her go is not an option but it definitely sounds selfish, then who do I do?

Now she is pregnant for me (yes I couldn't keep my dick to my pants, mistakes are bound to happen) what do i do? Deep down I want this baby, I wanna start a family with her but circumstances surrounding me is making me scared, making my hands tight and confused and my lady is beginning to think I don't want the pregnancy cause I was just laughing when she announced it but have to explain why a baby right now might not be a good idea.

Deep down I want this baby but I also want my kids to have the best but with this take home, it doesn't look like it.

Please advice me



I expect your banters but same time I need your 2 cents on this. And to all the men fending for their family; running helter skelter in this economic recession, I give you kudos... You are the real MVPs.

My dear brother, you saying life is "unfair" is you being totally "unfair" to life itself. Let me break it down for you... 1. You have a job. Do you even know how many husbands and fathers out there who don't have jobs? 2. You have been able to get a woman pregnant. Do you even know how many men ( rich ones inclusive) who are unable to Father a child? 3. You earn up to 90k per month. I know a Teacher here in Abuja who earns 25k per month and he has a Wife and three kids! 4. You have a girlfriend who has a job. Do you know how many men that would gladly take your position? My brother, you have no reason to complain about life not being fair. My opinion is that you man up and embrace the responsibilities you're saddled with. You're there complaining without knowing how many men that would gladly switch places with you. When I met my Wife, I had nothing and I mean nothing! Today, we earn six figures every month (jointly). Do you know if your gates of finances would fly open when you marry her? Do you know if the gates of your finances would fly open if/when the baby comes? Better thank God for your achievements so far. I wish you all the best.

Rasmega:
When last did a long hard dick thrusted your wet pussy?

So you are doing the sister of your ex boyfriend now? After her, do you intend doing the dad and whole family too?

Girl, you have to get your sh!t together and do dick strictly.

I show no love to homos...hate them

You deserve a Range Rover Vogue!

Nukilia:
MDAs and parastatals are truly the engine room of corruption in this nation. Guess what, the citizens will pay for their corruption one way or the other

You just told the truth as it is! Can you imagine the level of corruption going on unchecked in this Country? Between January 2019 and October 2019, well over N300,000,000,000 (Three Hundred Billion Naira) unaccounted for. Yet they act like we owe them a "Thank You".

Stalwert:
Erase it so that all the debtors will escape repaying their loans? No find something else to say.

If you knew the level of corruption in that Agency, you would think differently. Are you aware of the corruption that has domiciled and even given birth at most of the Ministries, Departments, Agencies and Parastatals? This is a public forum so I'd hold my horses.

Jokers. AMCON is another Agency that needs to be scrutinized or even completely erased.

dannyla:
Thanks and I'm sorry about your mum

Thank you so much. Please make your choice and take your stand. Domestic violence is not a hoax or a joke.

CAPSLOCKED:
TO BE HONEST THESE GUYS ARE THE MOST USELESSLY CLUELESS ENTITIES ON THIS EARTH.

IF YOU ASK ME, THESE NIGERIAN KINGS ARE VERY IRRELEVANT. ALL OF THEM FROM THE SULTAN IN THE NORTH TO THE OBA IN THE SOUTH ARE ALL USELESS.

WHAT ARE THEIR CONTRIBUTIONS TO THIS COUNTRY APART FROM MARRYING MULTIPLE WIVES AND SUPPORTING EVERY GOVERNMENT ADMINISTRATION AS LONG AS IT PAYS THEM WELL, IRRESPECTIVE OF HOW THE CITIZENS OF THIS COUNTRY ARE TREATED BY THE GOVERNMENT?

YET, POOR AND STRUGGLING NIGERIAN YOUTHS PRAISE THEM AND KILL AND DIE FOR THEM THE SAME WAY THEY DO FOR OUR USELESS POLITICIANS.

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You deserve a Presidential Honour. For once, let the truth come to the front burner.

Ecne:
I really wish both of you are dating now... you're a Star Bro.
Wish you well

Bro, it didn't work between us as she was defiant. I begged but she wouldn't give in so I had to let go. I'm happily married to the love of my life and so blessed to have her in my life.

funmisticqueen:
odor free is a big stretch especially because some men don't know basic peri-anal hygiene, they don't wash after peeing, especially the non muslin ones and don't wipe their asses properly. Also vaginal secretions whether normal or not have a slight odor.

i will still say that urology and O&G are my worst postings

the truth is that many men actually don't know how to do the do, that's why we have lesbians. Women craving sex? is that the lie you tell yourself nowadays?

When it comes to the issue of hygiene, it is a two-way thing. I've met women who are hygiene- conscious just I've met women who some street mad people are cleaner than. There are men who couldn't care less about their hygiene as they even let drops of the urine touch their boxers as is with some women too who don't clean up after peeing and they be reeking of pee stench. Now about females and sex, there are women love sex more than the very air they breathe. A woman towing the path of lesbianism and blaming it on men not being able to satisfy her or not knowing how to do the do is a big joke. I once asked a lady out some 8 years ago and she said she was a full-blown lesbian. I asked her why she took to lesbianism and she said men had broken her heart beyond repairs but that females were better lovers. I laughed at her ignorance and naivety. If I in particular had reacted to rejections from women, heartbreaks, lies, et al from women, Bobrisky and Elton John would have been my protégés. Hygiene is for all as good sex is everyone's right. I know of some ladies that are very lazy in bed why just drop like logs of wood and expect the man to explore and satisfy them in bed.

funmisticqueen:
but the male organ is trully irritating to look at.

just imagine that nonsense going in and out of your honeypot while he is grunting like a dying pig and sweating on top of you, and then you have to be affirming the sheer stpidity by moaning and faking enthusiasm and orgasms. Ewwww! *spits*

I have told myself that if he isn't doing it right, or practicing pornographic content on me, i will voice my displeasure and discontinue immediately instead of pretending. In fact, celibacy is the way.

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I've also heard from some men, how that they find the female sexual organ too irritating to lick or suck, considering the stuffs that come out of there and the smell too, but I always wonder where that mentality emanated from. God who made both the female and male sexual organs, proved himself a Master-designer. I find none of the two irritating as long the owner keeps it clean, shaved and odour-free. Now about faking orgasm, why is it that a lot of women claim to fake orgasm when having sex? Does it mean that men don't know how to do the do? Most women pretend about sex but deep down, crave it like the camel craves waters in the desert. I think it is time we called a spade a spade. No one is doing anyone any favour by having sex with them otherwise, we'd all be celibate and rest.

dannyla:
I opened a new account to remain anonymous.
This story is a bit long but pls bear with me.

I met this man almost 2yrs ago at an event a friend invited me to. The next week, he collected my number from my friend and called me, we began talking from there and agreed to go on a date. He proposed marriage to me on the first date which I rejected. I told him that I can't marry outside my church and from the little I've heard from him, our life dreams differ. I decided to cut him off from that day and I stayed away for about 3months. Meanwhile he got my friend to introduce him to my sis, mum and another friend who happened to be from his place, I'll call her Grace.
He made them all aware of his intent towards me and my stand and asked for their help to change my mind. Grace became his biggest ally and convinced me to have another date. He asked that we date for a while and see if we can work out our differences. During the date I noticed he has a very hot and quick temper and he listens to gossip a lot so I do tell Gracethat I don't see a future with him but he was too persistent, Grace always had words of encouragement and considering the fact that for some strange reason, it was mainly married men always approach me for a relationship with stories of how they got married to a wrong woman and they are or are almost divorced, dating a single man with no kids was very tempting and I decided to give it a try.

He asked me to tell him everything about me so there are no secrets between us and I did. Starting from secondary school to that day, I told him everything, from my first kiss, the colleague who tried to rape me, my ex who lied about his marital status and disvirgined me etc. he did the same too and I felt a burden roll off my shoulder.

Few days later I began to notice changes in him especially towards my business. I thrive in a male dominated industry in a ratio of 9men to 1woman. He asked me to show him the pictures of my colleagues which I did, he also asked if they make passes at me which I said is almost inevitable but my boundaries are clear and rigid.

Fast forward to now. I noticed that whenever I drop my phone, he goes through it. Facebook, sms, WhatsApp etc. He even picks my call when I'm not close to the phone. He asked me about a certain colleague who cracks dirty jokes like how I rushed to get married (I told him I'm already married). I didn't think much about it.

He later began to complain about my partners and how I'm sleeping with them like the prostitute I am, called me an unrepentant liar, unsubmisive, manipulating etc. Said he regrets asking for my hand at all and he's just waiting forthe day he'll catch me redhanded so he can dump my sorry a*s.
I told him to end it now cus I'm fed up, family came in and I later found out that Grace has been telling a lot of lies against hoping to get him for herself as well as hate filled advises from some aggrieved friends who felt ladies from my tribe are no good and just there to "chop money". Apologies were said and received and we continued.

Another time I visited him and we had an argument, he gave me several heavy knocks on my head and I developed a headache and began to insult him which resultedin more heavy knocks. I broke up with him and left. Later my mum called him to ask why he laid his hands on me, he denied it swearing with his life. Said I insulted him and he lost his temper and insulted me back that he's sorry. He began to drop messages everywhere and I eventually gave in.

3rd incident happened on our way back from an event. He saw a message from a colleague he told me to stop doing business with cus he feels the man has his eyes on me which is totally not true. He flared up, stopped the car and was even threatening to beat me up. I came down from his car and stood by the roadside. He came down too and gave me the insult of my life in full public view and glare and told me to enter the car which I refused. I had no money on me and had to beg a stranger for money. By that time he was coming back, he quickly took a picture of both of us and sent it to everybody of how he caught me in the act with my lover on the road. He called me and said that if he must marry me, I must break my business sim card and look for a wife friendly occupation or sit at home.

He later apologised over it. Meanwhile he and my sis don't flow as before as he once called her a prostitute.

I want to call it quits but everyone around me feels it's a mistake and he is saying everything out of anger and if I'm patient enough, he will change completely.

I must admit that he has changed alot since we met but the progress compared to the timeframe and the heat I face everyday is nothing to write home about.

He loves me to a fault and I don't know if I can find someone who loves me like him but his other attitude is sniffing life out of me. Do I stay or quit?
Thanks for reading and pardon any typos

You're dating a Man-Child! How in the World are you still with someone who disrespects you and your family at will, calls you names, has insecurity problems, doesn't trust you, knocks you on the head? My dear, if you told the story as it is, you better leave that guy else one day, just one day, you just might lose your sanity or worse, your life. It was bad marriage that killed my mum. My Mum endured the terrible treatments she got from my Dad for 38 solid years and later died in his hands. I am married and cannot even imagine laying a finger on my Wife! Do not think you can change him for you are not God that changes a Man's heart and behavior. Do not stay in that relationship or go into marriage with him to prove a point to anybody not even to yourself. Run now while you still can.

doraozuruonye:
in the world today many are carrying sex on their head, some will even go as far as sleeping with hundred's of men or women, why the world have made sex as a second food that nourishes the body as many claims and there are those who don't even care about those things, i hate some things but the one i hate most is to see men's sexual organ it irritates me more than any other thing in world, not to talk of coming close to touch me with it, left for me i have no reason why i should have sex with a man if not for child birth.

If you're a female, then I strongly advise you do a thorough soul-searching and find out your sexuality. How and why in the World would you say the sight of the male organ irritates you? Are you a lesbian or an aspiring lesbian? Do you think sex is all about procreation? There's more to sex than procreation. Sex brings about bond, trust, love and oneness unless of course of it is casual sex. My dear, you need to completely do away with that thought so you don't end up struggling in your relationship or even marriage.

Eife:
Saw this on my way to work at maraba Abuja keffi Road, 8am this morning.

Some people get mind oh. Guess he is high on drugs but maybe he is tired. Drugs or hustle. This is really dangerous

Where Davido dey?

Someone should tell him this is Risky

When we were much younger, on trucks were the inscriptions "No Standing". Maybe they should add " No Sleeping" to the inscriptions.

Victoronah1:
Hello, please I will make it brief.
We have been dating for 2 years however I was in a private school, I just finished. She always tells me she is a virgin, anytime we romance. I said okay fine. I endured for 2 years, so we planned on how to have sex this year, cause she said she will do it with me that she loves me enough. So I brought out 15k huge money this Buhari regime, booked hotel just a night. And used the other 5k for ice creams, she came and after some romance, we tried having sex and she was screaming, her legs where vibrating. At a time I had to stop.But she insisted I continue, but after my dick entered, I did not see any blood at all. I don't know if it was tight cause she didn't want to spread her legs properly,claiming she is having pain, infact this is a lady I really want to marry, but I noticed 2 things
She didn't bleed even till today and it's still getting me scared, I know not all girls bleed, that's why this one is not really shaking me, but the 2 option is
2: I noticed she was very lazy in bed, she can't spread her legs, complaint of pain, she can't do doggy, claiming she is scared. We only had sex yesterday. Now I feel I have been used,lied and betrayed. She has gone to work but I haven't called her yet. I will be frank I love sex, and I don't want to lack sex in my marriage at all. One mind is telling me to still stick to her and try to have sex again and see since she is complaining of pain. But the other is just telling me to quit cause she may be faking everything,the pain and virginity stuff. Also she kept on postponing the sex yesterday, even when she said at night after we go out, we came back and she went to sleep immediately even after spending money to buy Spanish fly, this girl drank it and slept. Please matured guys who have dated or been in this type of relationship please advice me.

It is not every woman (virgin) that bleeds when they have their first sex. The way there are different sizes of penis, so there are different sizes of hymen. Did you know some females are born without hymen? Some women have slim hymen, some have big hymen, some have small hymen while others are not born with hymen. As a woman grows older, the size of her hymen changes too. Some women rupture their hymen while carrying out exercises which include but not limited to cycling, horse riding, sprinting, and so many other sporting activities. Your girlfriend may have actually been deflowered by you.

This is great. What's that in between the first Model's legs? Just curious.

byna:
We got married in 2012 and ever since then we have been blessed with 3kids (3,boys).
I have a monthly upkeep of 130k for my wife as she only comes to our factory and goes home without doing much for the day aside taking care of kids and cooking.

I noticed that each time we have a misunderstanding, we both keep straight faces for days and she behaves as though she is less concerned to make up. It doesn't affect her chores or cooking as for me I hardly reject food served.

Now, after a couple of days, she would come for sex without wanting us to discuss and resolve the disagreement first.

Even when I feel rudely insulted, this happens. She feels whatever she does doesnt matter as long as Las Las na sex go end am. But I feel it's wrong and issues should be kept straight and fun time separate.

So we had same issues last week and we have been keeping straight faces yet I've been eating her food. Sometimes she joins me for mng prayers, sometimes she does her privately ( we do together before any misunderstanding)
So this mng she appeared stark nude to my room and demanded for sex after almost 15 days. I told her it would be unfair if we sweep the pass e events under the duvet. She got up and told me she wasn't ready to discuss any past misunderstanding that she came to f*uck. I told her I wasn't ready till issues are ironed out.

She taught it was business as usually as my John Thomas always disappoint me each time I see her nude but today I was ready to turn her down.

I Want to know if it's proper to always treat ur spouse the way you like knowing fully well that sex is their weak point for reconciliation?

Mature minds pls

I have some questions for you and I need you not to take any offence. Firstly, why would/should you and your wife have separate rooms as a couple? Secondly, you turn down your Wife's sexual demands/overtures? Would you rather another man pleases your Wife sexually? You and your Wife need to straighten things up. Couples might have issues but keeping malice and acting/living like strangers in the same house is downright childish and unacceptable. Whenever my Wife and I have an issue, we must have it resolved before we go to bed and we both must apologize to each other and never bring the matter up for discussion again. My house is a 4 bedroom apartment and my Wife and I share the same room! Never ever have separate rooms as couple for it tears the family apart. Our Parents had/have separate rooms. I will never advise anyone to have separate rooms from their spouse. As a man, you must always lead your family aright. It is not a crime/sin for you to apologize to your Wife when you both have issues.