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Ogbunigwe2018:
Red card Ramos.

That thug called Ramos should get red card each time he plays in any CL game.

For his thuggish injuring of Mo Salah in 2018 CL final.

Audio wives, audio husbands everywhere.

That couple celebrating 40 years will soon be dinosaur marriage type. Extinct.

Whenever Humans become too smug and feel too clever, nature deals with us.

Make people continue with oversabi in marriage and everything else. We don kukuma destroy the earth enough. The earth won't even miss us.

It's a Twig snake. Also called vine or bird snake.

It's venomous though beautiful. It killed the snake expert Bob Mertens.

Proffdada:
hope you understand the whole concept of carbon dating and its flaws

There are flaws in ICT but it has given us social media and made the world a global village.

There are flaws in medicine but has reduced suffering, pain and eliminated certain diseases steadily increasing life expectancy.

We have flaws in transportation technology but jetliners and speed trains have made travelling far safer, more affordable and faster.

We work to mitigate the flaws in every area. But the flaws do not make them fundamentally useless or untrustworthy.

cashlurd:
I don't understand how these people always conclude on these number of years... How many years precisely has the world been in existence then?

Dude, you clearly have never entered a top-notch modern carbon-dating facility,

The science of it is empirical. The dating gives a range of age. It will get even more specific with time.

The world is not 6,000 years old. That's clear by now. Australopithecus afarensis (fossil discovered in Afar Region of Ethiopia), the first proper Homo being is at least 2.9 million years old. Possibly 3.9 million years old.

The earth itself cannot be less than 4.5 billion years old.

meum:
"The officer added that the officer in charge of the Anti-kidnapping section had been directed to investigate the matter."

He "kidnapped" someone's certificate

Na this one weak me pass o.

People just ignored this bit.

If kidnapping experts are chasing document forgers, pickpockets and chicken robbers, then not surprising that kidnappers are having fun throughout the country.

Before nko?
Nigerian elite have investments, looted money and other interests in America.

kennyz247:
for a man to call his wife public toilet,them the wife must be having some shady kinda character or the man is unconditional drunker...... because no reasonable man will use such odd words on the wife he married

See as ladies are coming out to support the wife. In topics where a woman was caught cheating or doing nefarious things they will stay away mostly.

My hunch is that the hubby suspects her to be cheating under cover of business from office to office. Of course he probably has no solid evidence. A smarter guy won't make such crude accusations but seek evidence. If no evidence shut his mouth.

The woman he calls a witch is his mother too. Mother in law. We just do not consider in-laws as part of our family as the law intends it to be.

We Africans only consider blood kinship. Hence it offends the wife only. The hubby is unknowingly calling his own mother a witch too. Mother in law is also his mother.

Daughter of a witch and son in law of a witch. Both are children of a witch.

kkonsults:
thanks

Please what will be capacity of this event centre when completed?

Will there be an event space above ground floor too?

How much is it projected to cost in total?

I was trying to make out where car parking space will be but I couldn't. Is there parking space nearby?
Thanks KK.

Bluntguy:
It's in their DNA, refusal to go to school. They are all waiting for power tomorrow. Ask each of them, they will tell you they will be the president of this country even without certificate. If you know you know.

They will simply just move down South. Make South dey ready.

RedBororo:
See how organized country Dey make money from people, o boy drive personal car and pay, so u see why those abroad they humble, apply it here in naija our polician they move around with so many empty cars no go gree

Yep, abroad civility comes with being in an organised environment.

Roads and public transport system are well maintained. Nobody gives a toss if you ride a big car or not. Na you go buy petrol and pay road tax tire.
All those 9ja gra-gra and show off have no place where civility has taken root long ago.

It is new money people like in Dubai where such show off still counts.

Simplebeauty:


Can this be true?

Fact. Very true. Most embassies owe. I think most foreign missions feel that they should have been exempted from paying congestion charge.

post=86963772:
All of us @[color=#006600][/color] We reject it for all our politicians.

It has done more harm than good.

This is one of the several evil the evil party bestowed on our darling nation as they loot, raped and battered out resources with reckless abando.
Destroying the future of the same wailers hailing them now and being Hypocritical in this same issue, pretending they don't know where it started from.
Pathetic souls.

Party of thieves, looters and criminals.

Immunity from looting our national treasury

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Yes. The same people that lambasted Saraki for being too power hungry and corrupt. They will applaud these NASS crooks who want official seal of approval to loot and commit other crimes.
Shame.

Cool.

HML.

Wow! Impressive.

Please how much spent so far to this level.

What is total budget for the whole project?

Handsomejok:
Before marrying my wife, my business was moving well. I had an appliances big shop with full of things. I made a lots of money monthly and was able to pay all my bills and take care of my single mother and siblings without fail.

Bbut since we got married, just two months and 5 days after our marriage, my shop caught fire. I have lost almost everything only managed to save some few things, had to pay for all the damages to my landlord (the shop owner ) I’m still owning him money and I’m now renting a small shop but things are not working.

I have so much debts to pay to so many people including my previous shop landlord, can’t afford a 3 square meals, can’t afford to pay house rent, can’t afford to pay my shop rent and we have moved to my parents house.

My wife is pregnant and due in April, we haven’t bought anything for the baby. I wish never met her in my life cos she has completely destroyed my life and I have nothing left. She is evil. Haven’t confronted her cos of her condition, don’t want to add more stress to her and am waiting for her to put to bed then I will confront her and chase her away. I will keep the baby with me so she can go with her child she had before we met. I just hate her so much and I want nothing to do with her anymore.

Please what do you suggest I do?

Dude, tell us the evidence you have that she caused your problems.

Do not believe any prophet or babalawo who tells you such. Wife and in-laws are easy and convenient to blame.

It looks to me that you were already in much debt but cash flow made you look to be doing well. I do not think you had 3 or 4 million Naira saved away, invested in Treasury bills or bonds, etc. So virtually nothing saved for the rainy day.

You can run your life and business that way in a developed country, where insurance can rescue you in such a disaster and credit system can keep you afloat. But in 9ja you were in a precarious situation and just one disaster away from serious trouble. That's what just happened.

I was expecting you to say your wife is threatening to go now you have no much money, disrespects you and making your life hell. But nothing of such.

Do not let superstition ruin your life dude.
Stay strong bruv.

Nbote:
Story, as if dey are not aware most MDA job slots are either by recommendation letters or outright purchase.. Who know know say FIRS and even d recent NNPC marketed some of its slots

Nor mind them.

Even armed forces jobs. All those Short Service courses for professional degree holders, na same format. VERY few get in by luck. I know someone backed by a colonel yet got no slot. Top score in tests including physical/exercise. Senior military guys, ministers and others take the slots or are sold on.

The poo just got super real.

emmanuelgon:
That's Nonsense, telling me about a house built in the 90s because of your lack of proper thinking. That's childish. If I don't sale here I'll else where. And mind you, what you do to others today same will be done to you tomorrow. Get lost

Hahahaha.

The humble house has provided accommodation for several tenants over the years and still does. My thinking and foresight back then will elude you lifelong.

You are only a silly kid. The same rotten attitude here will make you fail wherever you go. Better learn and change.

Consumers are very refined and sophisticated these days. A brute without an iota of finesse. intoxicated by little money in your pocket can't go far. Because most brutes who would tolerate your attitude usually have much lower purchasing power.

Anyway. powder job in Malaysia is what you might end up doing.

VICTORCIZA:
The number one issue is that only son normally die earlier (don't get me wrong because it not your portion in ijn) reason is that the eyes of the enemies is always on them.
but when there plenty boys the enemies will be confused who to channel their arsenal first and most time it will be on the first son.

My dad was an only son. He passed away in his 90s. Not bad in a country where life expectancy is just over 50 years old.

True that eyes will be on them. You have to be super diplomatic and tactful.

Yes, mostly eyes on you if your dad is VERY wealthy and or polygamous.

The main challenge is that you will have too many responsibilities on your shoulders. Especially if other family members are not too well off.

Help others to be independent. The your problem is a bit less.

If anything an only son learns responsibilities early. Though it depends on individual families.

60k for dad, 40k for mom. It's nothing to do with which one you love most. Just my understanding of how they spent money.

Dad was very open-handed. He would probably spend 40k of it on the family, including mum, almost right away. Mom would manage her 40k better.

post=86939524:
This remind us of  Bruno Mars – Grenade

There was this line he sang :

'Should’ve known you was trouble
From the first kiss
Had your eyes wide open
Why were they open'?


The only way he could know her eyes were open would be if he had his own eyes open.

Hahahaha. So maybe Bruno was the trouble from first kiss and not the girl.

So Mai suya, you still have time in between making suya, being Buhari Sycophant and grinding suya pepper, to follow Bruno Mars lyrics.

Let's see how it goes.

One of Pete Edochie's knee-crawling mumus.

HsLBroker:
ok sir, thanks I will do that

There are simple gates from 125k to 180k. The type a small block of student rental accommodation might would be ideal for.

emmanuelgon:
You lack basic knowledge about properties. And you lack the use of appropriate words. Doc means Deed of conveyance that's the title Boy

Considering that I built my first humble house in the 1990s, you must be very cheeky.
What serious businessman insults potential clients or those telling you to communicate better?

When your business doesn't boom do not blame village People. It's just your bad attitude.

In all the places I have lived in across the world, nobody unwilling to learn and better themselves have I seen do well. Fact.

MadelnNigeria:
There is no definite path to greatness in life but try your best to gain admission into University but concentrate more on learning a skill than what you are being taught in school(when you grow up you will understand my submission better)

Make sure you have a child before 25
If you can't do baby-mama, please marry before 25. I know you think you are still very young but trust me, by the time you are 30 years old you won't regret it.

As at 20years old, my friends were getting thier girlfriends pregnant, I thought I was wiser and more sensible than they were by not getting a girl pregnant.
Now I know I was foolish.

I was discussing same with a friend lately. Having kids early is the best. Many of regret not doing so now.
What we consider wisdom and seriousness can become foolishness if care is not taken.

MadelnNigeria:
There is no definite path to greatness in life but try your best to gain admission into University but concentrate more on learning a skill than what you are being taught in school(when you grow up you will understand my submission better)

Make sure you have a child before 25
If you can't do baby-mama, please marry before 25. I know you think you are still very young but trust me, by the time you are 30 years old you won't regret it.

As at 20years old, my friends were getting thier girlfriends pregnant, I thought I was wiser and more sensible than they were by not getting a girl pregnant.
Now I know I was foolish.

I was discussing same with a friend lately. Having kids early is the best. Many of regret not doing so now.

alignacademy:
Sounds kinda funny...

Until some psycho decides to explore the gap between get thighs.

Then it won't be funny one bit. Then feminists will blame her "lazy" husband for allowing it. But if the hubby says no now, the will call him insecure and controlling.

MiztaFabuloz:
These things mostly happen to gold diggers and ladies that really have nothing to offer. How many hard working ladies can you see telling same story. There are millions of African ladies overseas doing very fine so the fact few have bitter stories don't mean its a bitter story for everyone.
You follow a man overseas just to go and eat, sleep, have sex, enjoy life without any plan for yourself and you expect to live a beautiful life. Your name is sorry.

Dude you exaggerate. Unless you are talking from people you have seen in real life abroad regarding laziness.

Listen, not all women abroad have sad stories. But try to piece together the commonality in the stories of these women.
They were not traditional hustlers who moved abroad on their own. If you move abroad on your own you will likely face the rough life first and later find your way among fellow Africans.

But the women in this case were taken abroad mostly by white men who promised them a good life. They hoped it was just for a visit or to stay and get married and live there legally.

As such they were cut off from fellow Africans. Most of those white men are much older, some divorced multiple times and paying huge alimony, angry people and damaged goods. They sought women who would have no legal rights in Europe (they deliberately let the women's visas expire first) to abuse and threaten with deportation.

I saw exact same thing like 20 years ago. A white guy basically trapped an Arab girl in his house. Would not do long stay to work for her, no friends allowed, she could not speak the language. A very fine older guy. He worked part-time with a cargo service so I had opportunity to visit his house for business. He would travel away for weeks and this girl would be alone at home.

When he didn't answer my calls and he was not in the office, I went to his House.

There I met the Arab girl again. She soon began crying. Luckily we both speak another popular colonial European language. She narrated her story. I was shocked. Thereafter I tried to avoid going to that House. An old oyinbo lady in opposite flat kept watch over her. When she left home, when she returned, who came into the house when and for how long with dates, etc.

My impression was that the lady wanted an affair. Probably due to neglect but I fled very quickly.

The worst wife beater of a Nigerian woman I have seen was a white guy. We 9ja guys gathered to go and warn him to desist immediately. He stopped.

There are predators everywhere and the victim does not have to be lazy or gold digger.
Let's face it, even in 9ja most girls will still prefer to follow guys who make lofty promises than the modest but honest ones. Our sisters and daughters would do same. It's sadly human nature.

ProtectMyMoney:
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It is obvious Dangote does not sleep in the same room with his wife.

That is why he is able to think clearly and achieve many projects

Bill Gates nko? What of Mark Zuckerberg?
Some women will even prefer own room sef. Enough space to gossip on phone.