₦airaland Forum

Adebaba1:
S.a

What is your best price?

Can you arrange taking this car to Benin City after payment?

How much will taking it to Benin cost?

smoby:
Them no add tax....?

Hahahaha

They are very kind sef.

The local Igwe should impose 25% VAT on it.

If he has the money, fine. if not, they should consider and reduce it.

No reason 10 gallons of palmie and 20 yam tubers should not suffice.

soludo93:
According to research there’s something important you’re not doing—and you’re far from alone in your torpidity, because most Africans are every bit as lax as you are on this score. Too many guys aren’t filling the recommended half of their plates with fruit and vegetables, and if you’re part of this crowd it’s something you’ll need to address, because your diet is likely deficient in the vitamins, minerals, antioxidants, and phytochemicals your body needs for optimum health—and no, canned fruit and fruit juices don’t count.
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, the information on these pages might just put him out of business. Here are our top eight fruit A-listers.

1. Pomegranate- reverse oxidative damage e.g erectile dysfunction

2. Pawpaw - release gas from indigestion

3. Grapefruit - great appetite suppressant

4. Apple- colon health & control blood sugar level

5. Cherry- ease ache and pains.

6. Lemon - reduces body fat & indigestion

7. Grape- post training snack to replenish lost glycogen

8. Blackberry - helps lower risk of prostate

SOURCE

How are we going to reduce trade deficit with all these imported fruits? Go local like this:

African Star apple (agbalumo)
Velvet skin star apple (ekpiro/ekpido in Edo)
Wild berries (Oruru in Edo)
Watermelon
Sugarcane
Pawpaw
Orange
Banana & ripe plantain
Ogbono (yes a certain type called Ogui in Edo) has the most nutritious bitter-sweet pulp
Soursop
Carrots
Cashew
Pepper fruit

All these grow across Edo/Ondo/Delta/Ekiti areas and beyond.
These fruits have powerful anti-oxidants comparable or better than that list.

All these no sex before marriage brigade.

Ladies who opt for it should meekly accept their fate if the dude is impotent.

C'est la vie.

Can this car safely travel to Edo?

AdorableBelle:
No it's, Cheers, Mr. President! (like Justices, Ambassadors, General among others, they retain the title for life even after leaving office; as in President Lincoln, President JF Kennedy, President Clinton, President GW Bush).

American tradition is different. Though we copied it, not fully.

Record evidence of his pestering you.

It can be handy in the future when you complain to school authorities.

Jesusloveyou:
u plan budget and misappropriate or divert 50% of ur generated revenue, is that not wickedness and corruption? To remind u that by may next year u must have adjust and adapt to "change"

Amen

Na wa o

abatically:
N4,000 then is worth 4 million now. How much do u think was minimum wage then? Yes it is true naira no longer has value, but the minimum wage now is like 1000% more than what it was in 1977. A car that was sold for $3,000 in the US in 1975 now sells for $25,000 and above.

A teacher earning N50 then was like a king. Money wasn't easy to come by. It was roughly equivalent to Pound Sterling in value.

Jesusloveyou:
substantiate what again, it has already be proven that we can generate more than 8tr naira as budget, and ur clueless corrupt ogogoro hero plan a budget of 4.4 tr every year even 2014 that oil was sold above 110 dollar per barrel, without a kobo entering excess crude acc

Nobody said that a mad man cannot go to the farm, whether he does any useful job there is another matter. In your wisdom, budgeting xyz amount of money proves competence or incompetence, corruption or no corruption. . Na wa o.

Going by that. IBB who began budgeting in billions should have turned Nigeria into a developed country.

APC supporters, na wa o. The good or bad thing is that we all dey Siddon look.

Fuel scarcity, sacking, and all the difficulty affect everyone. Surely, by May next year, even the zombies will have to accept they cannot blame GEJ forever.

Rikidony:
Chai, I hope this daura man don't leave Nigeria in debt when leaving


#that'swhatyougetwenanillitrateisurpresident

Maybe now they will finally realise that reviving comatose railway, Federal roads, 14 new universities and fighting Boko and other expenditures cost GEJ government money.

Yet APC applauded Lamido Sanussi bandying around $50 billion missing money that wasn't substantiated.

Projectors:
Mama HID rest in peace, please say to Papa Awo that we really miss him.

And please tell him Nigeria remains a mere geographical expression, more divided now than ever before.

macaranta:
House is fine ...extra-fine.

Sorry what's Laura's job again?

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Chai, 9ja and hangers on mentality.

If one day Linda get's tired of all these people and kicks them out, she will suddenly become a bad sister and a disgrace to family.

Na wa o.

Ugomba:
What about Sambisa forest?

It was actually a massive game reserve long before encroachment and Boko era.

A mature, reliable, experienced, conscientious & trustworthy personal driver wanted in Benin.

It can be on part time/full time basis.

Experience of driving between Benin to Lagos would be an advantage but not necessary.

References will be needed & a guarantor may also be needed depending.

Competitive remuneration.

Send personal details/cv and contact to:

area.fada@yahoo.com

lolaxavier:
Well said, Nigerians want justice not your death.

True. The courts are there for that purpose.

If they have evidence, they should do the needful.

kulobyno:
[size=15pt].I've always said that 98% of the personnel in the law enforcement agencies in this country especially Police, NDLEA and Customs are not passionate with the rules of engagement. They are rather more concerned about being considered employed [/size]

Rule of kini?

In 9ja once you get into government job, moreso jobs with uniform & guns, you're law unto yourself.
Until we have State Police where each state can start afresh and use own rules, NPF will remain unwieldy, corrupt, inefficient and unmanageable.

riczy:
c hw condemn and stupendious ur post is,wer in d world u dont av doz attrocities u enumerated ? either u ar frm pluto or u ar dumb

True. But madcow got "likes" from some not so mad people.

So the response is also to them.

MadCow1:
Until Benin People leave Bad thing hand, Bad thing no go leave them..

List of Bad thinsg in Benin:

1. All their Babe na Winch.

2. All their Guys na Wizard (No be even Harry Potter type of Wizard sef)

3. Yahooo Yahooo Capital of Nigeria.

4. Bat wey dey fly for Afternoon.. (Even National Geographic shock for their matter)

5. UNIBEN (The most Useless School in West Africa)

6. Epkoma (Home of Cultism in Africa),

7. Adams Oshomole.. The Ugliest Governor in Africa.

8. Home of E-Gbo Smokers in the South-South.

9. Na Benin wey dem get a renowned Rapist as a Paramount ruler..



Like say that wan no do dem, them don start to dey fhuck small boys yansh.

Tufiakwa.

Really? All these things are just unique to Benin?
They never happen in your state or any other states?
Haba!

And you also count yourself among educated and enlightened young Nigerians and hope for the future.

That you still believe in witchcraft like Europeans did in the middle ages shows your mentality.

You must be in support the killing/ostracising of kids over witchcraft in some states in Niger Delta then.

Last time I checked ritual killing, graves robbed for body parts, forests littered with dead bodies, baby factories, robbery/rape, some even sending letters weeks ahead, Boko Haram, killings over land, kidnapping by gangs/Fulani carting away prominent citizens for ransom, cultism & killings and more happen in various parts of Nigeria.

Which of these is unique to Benin? Na wa o.

Instead of condemning evil wherever it is, you had to tribalise it. State your home state and let's compare.

enomakos:
Who the Bleep wrote this thrash?

And who moves this shit to the frontpage?

Op are you the father of these boys?where you there when they were born?

How do you know they are overage?

Thrash

rubbish

nonsense

Nor mind am. Fact is FIFA uses MRI scan now. No more excuses on FIFA's part.

Imagine if Zidane or Robben was playing for a black African nation.

We would have been told you cannot have bald head before the age of 75.

Fact is in those days, many of those players (usually from poor & uneducated backgrounds) might not even know exactly when they were born.
I personally knew some of those age-grade players then. They were secondary school boys.
Sure, people began primary school older back then but that's not the boys' fault.

Older guys were not as many as people make it out to be.

flokii:
mumu girl... instead of campaigning against syrian refugees in your country... you're there hating on blacks..

buh Black pple own sef too much especially Naija

Well, she wants more of those that kill them, not black Africans who just want to live and let live.

She certainly doesn't want more of that black guy who died taking a bullet protecting a woman.

Wish him well.

bettercreature:
The amount doesn't make any good sense,how can they fine them 1000$ per sim does that make sense
The same Nigerian people who hail the 5billion naira fine would have called for PMB's head if MTN threating to leave Nigeria

But the fine was published long ago and they knew.

Any dithering here would show weakness.

They can reduce the fine to $1 or $150 or any amount but it should be across the board, not just for MTN.

menix:
I almost believed this list until I saw Edo state.

Edo state should be amongst the 1st three except u re telling me most of their ladies migrated to Rivers...

There are many things to look at. Prostitution within Edo is mostly by students of which many are from other states. Students are likely to be fairly aware of HIV risk and hopefully some use condom.

Edo state people involved in the oldest profession are mostly abroad. HIV rates in Italy, Spain, France, Germany that have bulk of those prostitutes have pretty low HIV rates. Even if they were reckless in those countries and do it raw, their chances of catching it are still relatively low. Those prostitutes hardly ever return to play home league.

There is a good healthcare system in those countries with a good outreach programme enlightening and providing free condoms to oloshos.

In some oyinbo countries were oloshoism is legalised, there are frequently STI/HIV tests on them in the interest of public health.

However, ranking is irrelevant and could vary from village to village, town to town intra-state. Nobody should relax on this account.

komek:
Areafada2"...lol You have come to check this car and u confirmed it. You know its more than that. The price I gave u on the fone was good. U were the only person I gave that price. Let's close this deal na.

Thanks for your consideration. I have to decline and wish you happy sale sir.

komek:
Still available

Komek, you be hard businessman o. Chai!

Ok let's finalise at 675k. Full stop.

StPete:
Eew...if dis was a man, ladies would hav shouted 'castrate him'. Now that a woman is guilty, guys wat do u propose?

They should de-clitorise this lady then.

End times seduction.

mudility:
Please friends I need your help on the way forward.
The thing is that I think I have fallen in love with one of my female workers and it's driving me crazy.

I am running a sport betting shop and i have two female employees. Lately i have caught myself sleeping and waking up with the thought of her.

Am currently single and i love the qualities and character she possesses.

Three days back i told her how i felt about her and realy want to start something serious with her. Omo after i told her my feelings, she has been uncomfortable around me.

I told her yesterday that i noticed she is uncomfortable with what i told her. I told her i really value her services to my business and it's okay if she says no.

Honestly i do love her but don't really know how i will go about it anymore.

Please if you have been in this kind of shit before, let me know how you handled it. help a brother out please.

Op, you should have sought advice here or elsewhere before telling her your feelings.
If she had agreed, I bet we wouldn't have heard a word from you.

Anyhow, work and heart matter don't mix well. Though there are rare exceptions.

That lady might not be free as you think. Girls can have multiple part-time boyfriends without you knowing.

Therefore, if she was gonna date a guy (perhaps as an extra), she won't be comfortable doing it with you. To close for comfort.
Maybe both your staff don't like you that much and gossip behind your back. How would the other staff see her if she starts dating you?

How will the other employee take it? It could make the work environment toxic.

My advice, if she agrees to date you, open another betting shop branch or another business for her.