₦airaland Forum

mosegifted:
Lol... So you guys mean to tell me that one of those truck I'm seeing there is worth 180 million Nigeria currency, this government is the second worst thing to happen to Nigeria after the amalgamation of Nigeria by thief lordlurgard... Now get this very straight that truck your seeing they is not more than 12 million.... When

I disagree with you. Ordinary 2008 E350 mercedes i wanted to buy and ship to Naija is already about $10K. Now that is already 3.5M, i haven't shipped or payed clearing oh. Give or take another 1M, that is already 4.5 for a car 12 years old. Now, abusing and insulting the govt the way youre doing just shows hate and tribalisms What you will say and i will agree with you on is this, 1. We need at least 10 to 20 of these trucks in each LGA, why are we buying trucks when we can have Anamco, Innoson or Volt in KD produce these trucks locally and we use all that money in uplifting our people? We have useless leaders across all ethnic, religious, cultural, state lines in Nigeria, period.

Must this guy "talk". Can he just keep quiet or stay quiet wherever he is? Fake blogging idiot that he is.

ceeSleek:
Ok, let me play you the concluding part of the story.

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You'll get so fascinated by this guy's wonderful personality, at a point, you wouldn't want to break up your present relationship (you'll want to eat your cake and have it), you'll start partially double dating with the new guy, he'll so much intrigue you, after he slides into your pant, you'll be so so love spelled, you'll then become bold enough to quit with your main BOO (in your mind, you've made the right choice). Your new guy's beast mode will now begin to manifest, he'll start treating you like trash, abusing you (this moment, you'll be like: where's the sweet guy i met?) .. you'll come back to your senses, and want to go back to the guy you broke up with, guess what?! He has moved on with his destined heart throb, and doesn't give a shii about you again, you go back to square one.

(You'll be like, WTF is my advice)
Here is it:
With this illustration, use your tongue to count your teeth, THIS LIFE NO BALANCE AT ALL.

@Happy989 - I agree with the above partly. See here, this is it, your boyfriend is stability, sincerity, truth, however, he will be a bit boring and too simple. However, new guy is complicated, intruiging and complex and you will love that. However, like the advice above says, if you want a simple uncomplicated life, just stay with your boyfriend jejely and continue your go slow life but if you want adventure, heartbreak, fun while it last, then go with new guy, however, i can guarantee you, at the end it will not last, period.

RPirez:
I knew right from the onset it's pure balderdash!

Anything involving Tinubu and his boys is absolute SCAM!

Now, i have to go look for the meaning of balderdash.... imagine this problem this hot afternoon. Next time speak simple english or i sue you to court of balderdash jurisdiction.

stabilizer:
Smiles... I didnt get your point please. So you expect me to banter words with him when i have already said what i wanted to say and i could see clearly he is a pdp fan. He only stated the fact that pdp governed this country for 16yrs with incompetency and on the hand is APC better off them? I had to stop quoting because his response failed to connect with my opinion while yours is obnoxious.

IMaybe if you stop using fancy words you will understand things clearly. Again, bro, read your initial accussations and his textbook reply to you, period. Learn from it and move on, for again, he is way, way more informed, educated and logical than you will ever be.

ecolime:
Sad. RIP our legend!


BTW, the two statments below reeks of pride.

Agbonayinma said Majek is a legend and Africa’s pride and thus cannot be allowed to be buried like an ordinary mortal

We want him to be buried here in Nigeria, his fatherland and not in some foreign land like a chicken

Their manner of appeal is distasteful. No be say dem care oo. Na just opportunity to cash out.

Exactly. How can you be begging for money and at the same time dictating? Imagine the effontry.... We want him to be buried in Nigeria, yet you dont have money to bury him. Seriously, we are way too entitled in this country.

stabilizer:
Oh sorry, never knew you are a member of APC... I thought you always put up your writings according to your sense of reasoning. Now i understand the reason behind what you are but not who you are... God gat you!

He really gave you an excellent reply. You shouldve just kept quiet when you meet you superiors. Its obvious his reasonong is based on verifiable facts while yours is from igbere news or some other obscure source.

JasonScoolari:
Taking down my comment won't stop me from expressing myself domi.

They always make lots of noise and cause problems and at the end they will run away and leave us to solve the problems.......Gen. Mohammadu Buhari on Nnamdi Kanu.

And in such a cowardly way, if he has done a hitler, we would've thought he is a man of courage. Ojukwu ran away and left this poor people that he has led into suffering.. just left them and now perhaps with the money he has amassed outside... I hope his conscience will allow him to rest.......... Gen. Yakubu Gowon.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yFfAVrh06fA.

Davido say Love Y'all, and I dey inside the Y'all. Haaa, i must slaughter chicken today. Big party today.

SIR0:
To the Snakes' Advocates,
I pray you would openly condemn the killing of snakes before people who have lost close relatives to snakes' bites, then you go know how hot slaps take dey land on cheeks
Few days ago, a guy was mourning his brother that he lost to snake's bite & I was hoping some of you would show up to defend the snake but you never did. You think snakes are friendly in all regions? Allow this kind snake to enter your farm (either poultry or livestock) first.

This is a python. This is not harmful to humans. Its guiding angel in igboland. In Africa, a good snake is a dead snake. Leave pythons alone but yes kill vipers, cobras and other venomous snakes.

Lazy Nigerian youths indeed. NNPC has a website that you can easily log into to confirm this information however, all none of those spewing hate and bigotry here will do that. Now, leave NNPC for a minute, NDDC was established develop Niger Delta. Build Roads, schools, hospitals, and develop the area, under GEJ, 133 diffrent contracts was awarded with money fully paid. The contractors did not even step their foot on the site grounds. The people are not rioting, however they are on NL talking rubbish.

ghettokid1:
Sense don finally enter his head

Impossicant. He cannot have sense ever ever.

IME1:
Sorry for the scamming experience
Anyone here who has been scammed will know what you are going through.
I have and I had to let it go cause the person reportedly later died.
But if you can find this man, don't give up, he can run but he can't hide forever.
Everyday for the thief one day for the owner.
So long as he didn't get you the admission, he should refund your money.
Also why are you offering 288k for people to help you?
Is it not the same money issue the SARS people were asking from you that you ran? Or is it because theirs was that you pay upfront? It is well

Stay calm, you will get your money my dear. Put your trust in God.

Nonsense advice. This is a "I leave am for God" advice that has put Nigeria in this predicament.

Jibsy203:
Wow Igbos and afonjas representing while abokis are still making babies with their cows

A Northerner is President Commander in chief. Sorry, nothing you can do about it bro.

Anazp:
When did Tinubu become this strong? I know some people won't like this news

God Almighty first, then Tinubu, made Buhari President in 2015 - FYI.

slivertongue:
adesina says he is innocent, so let the probe go on

Bros, read and understand naa. Everything is written in English.

emkz:
Great.

Let Buhari also contact Donald Trump directly and call this independent probe off. Let him also write to the African Union and African leaders for all of them to jointly endorse Adesina. We need to exert our influence in Africa and our institutions. If the USA wins in ousting Akinwumi, that would be a big blow on African geopolitics.

Akinwunmi's offence is that he expedited loan requests for African countries which the World Bank President claims increased the debt portfolio of those countries. Akinwumi's style weakened the creditor power of the World Bank and IMF (where the United States is the majority shareholder). The plan is to get Akinwumi to step aside and the investigation won't be concluded before the election date and a stooge of the United States is installed there to do their bidding.

Now if the US doesn't get her way, they may impose sanctions on the bank (for flimsy reasons). They are protecting their interests. Therefore, after this, African leaders need to buy out the United States and review her partnership in African institutions.

I dont think the bolded is true. He increased the capital base and lending power of the bank. He also did not waste time and go through endless bureacratic processes before advancing needed money to African countries. I like your write up though. We are all on the same page.

chibu4u2:
Be that as it may, I am the last person on earth that will ever be tribalistic.
I dont care I his name is adesina, Mohammed or chibuzor.

Africans are filled with corrupt leaders and whatever tribe anyone found guilty is from he/she should be prosecuted.

I like your matured reply and i see your point, however you are of course wrong if you sincerely think Africans are filled with corrupt leaders. Now, follow this case again. The US was opposed to his emergence as the President. He is mostly accused of approving too many loans and most probably not vetting the loans. Now, he has increased the banks capital base and they have more money to give loans ofcourse. These loans are mostly given to African countries that the west wants to ensure remains in debt. Internal investigations cleared him but USA refused to accept that internal investigation. So, first it was Adesina, now its the whole leadership of the organisation, doesn't that sound like witch hunting and USA chasing their agenda to you?

chibu4u2:
Lol



Which dirty CV?.......he should be probed and if found guilty made to face the law.



Nonsense post. What if he's guilty nko?

BTW which one be is and was, u high?

Hmm, sounds like a pull him down to me.Why do you hate him so much? Does it have to do with his name "Adeshina"..... You sound like a house slave.

PattyMike:
Then make him fear you by becoming what he fears. Become an animal, wipe am stick for face( face o not head make u no go kill am). Learn how to break bottle without cutting yourself. Break bottle pursue am like say u ready to kill am today today. Of e no run, if e follow u stand, shuck am bottle for leg or hand. Beat am like say u dey fight for your life. Beat am like say it's either you kill him or he kills you. If u no get the mind, smoke skunk or arizona make your para dey hot.Trust me he will cower in fear eventually and always avoid you or beg his mum to send you away. OP you have a penvs and balls, grab it and be a fvcking man. If u run off someone else will keep beating you.

Very bad advice. Do not go violent. If you stab him on his hand/leg and he stabs you in your stomach nkor? This guy is talking nonsense, someone that feels entitled and gets away with bullying, so you will stab him and he will be looking at you? @OP, don't try any violent nonsense, you have other options aside fight that you can only know the beginning and not the end. Report it, to everyone including your parents, aunt all adults, if nothing is done, LEAVE!!!

Ebus12:
My fellow nairalanders
Good afternoon

I have been a member for close to a year now.... Even though I have been a guest for about 2 years before joining.

I have sought advice here twice and your advice has really helped a lot. Please help me once more my people

I just got admitted into a school in the south East while my parents live in the North.

My parents (my mum especially) pleaded with me to stay with her eldest sister and her children for a while, at least for my first year in school

I didn't want it at first ... But I had to agree just cuz of the way my mom was now on my neck.
She worried I knew nothing about the east.... She wanted me to get a bit used to the East

With the help of my dad..... She succeeded in convincing me to stay in her sister's house.

My first weeks in the house was quiet peaceful and fun not untill my cousin brother started looking for his biscuits

Funny right

It seemed funny that a 23 years old dude would turn out to be a devil just cuz of an ordinary 100 naira biscuits.
Mind you ... He is the only son
He asked everyone and everyone denied taking it. He asked me and I too denied it.... Cuz I didn't take it.

He beat hell out of me... Insisting I was the thief.
We became almost enemies and didn't talk to each other for about 2 months.
Aways from that ... We reconciled tho

But he still remained a trouble to my life
Always beating me as if am an animal.... He beats his sister too.

But it seems mine is worst
He has stopped me from sitting on a particular chair in the parlour.
He bullies me ... Telling me there is nothing I, my parents, or anyone can do to him.

I received the beating of my life today because the Tv remote got spoilted and he is insisting it's me. He accuses me of virtually everything that goes wrong in the house.

I'm getting sick, depressed and it's affecting me alot.

I don't want to disturb my mum about it ... It might cause problem between she and her sister
I don't want to be the cause of anyone's quarrel with another person.

I wish to go home. And I can't go back home now ... Cuz of the Corona virus and the inter state lockdown.

Please what do I do ?
Help me out
He gets worst by the day.

I dont understand you oh. Soo, in this day and age, you, an adult in higher institution, you are in your aunts house and someone put his hands on you again and again and again and you're saying you will rather take the beating than allow relationship between your mum and the sister go sour? Firstly, this is the truth, You are a big fool to think that way. Secondly, you are very stupid for allowing yourself to be beaten and keeping quiet because you are in somebody's house. Thirdly, you are again very stupid for allowing this idiotic boy get away with this entitled nonsense. What to do? Report to your parents immediately and tell them if they dont come and get you in three days you will walk to the nearest police station and report them for sending you to an abusive place. Report to your aunt also and say youre leaving the next time this happens. How can you keep quiet and allow all this to go on? Your own parents are not beating you what makes it ok for your cousin to beat you? Maybe there's more youre not telling!

Iceberg3:
Hmmm lzaa imhotep see Mallam mentality,see how he just helped me out in butressing and proving my point. Thank you for reminding me of the ones you listed above.
Of the above you mentioned,how many are northerners?

And how was Onnoghen known to be corrupt?


A whole CJN was kicked out from office simply cos of undisclosed property and if as you said,he's corrupt,why was he not prosecuted? Why was he removed and replaced with a northerner so buhari/apc can easily have his way in post elections court cases?

See everyone one of them are corrupt but the north should stop painting others as corrupt,like you did above and projecting themselves alone as saints.

Onnoghen,Kemi Adeosun, Fowler were all removed and we're all replaced by northerners... Magnus Abe was removed from Nimasa and equally replaced by a northerner.
Mention a single fed govt petroleum agency, NNPC,DPR,PPMC,PPPRA,PTDF,mention the maritime agencies, NIMASA,NPA and tell the world which one of them ain't headed by a northern. Google is your friend.

And you people don't have a single drop of oil or sea but head and control other people's resources!!!

What a country.

I don't blame you people. I blame us southerners especially the yorubas who have so betrayed us and sold everything to you.

I don't know if its a curse or youre just addicted to lies. I will give you an assignment here right now.

1. Try to obtain Nigerian Drivers licence in Enugu, Anambra, then try to obtain same from Kaduna, Kano, Ondo, Ekiti. Two states each in Nigeria. Compare your costs and experiences, maybe that will tell you about yourselves.

2. Google again the number of contracts awarded by GEJ to NDDC and NIMASA that one, i repeat one single individual did not go to the site but collected money 100%.

By the way the same google you referred to has this on onnoghen

Walter Onnoghen was convicted by the Code of Conduct Tribunal on Thursday April 18, 2019 for false assets declaration[17], With over 5 account undeclared and he was unable to account for them. CCT rules that he is banned from holding public office for 10 years[18]. [19] President Buhari received Onoghen's voluntary resignation letter which is effective from May 28, 2019[20]

After an initial opposition to Buhari's acceptance of Onoghen's retirement, the National Judicial Commission stated that Onnoghen's retirement was in Nigeria's best interest [21]


You can keep lying to yourselves, nobi today ee start.

Randy100:
It was a hot afternoon of saturday 21st December 2019. I was sweating profusely like a christmas he-goat. I was busy minding my business and walking on the pedestrial side when I saw a small girl who I later got to know to be 19 years. She was carrying a school bag at her back and also a sack full of book on the hand, I could see she was struggling.

As a man with good heart, I decided to help a little sister. I offered my help and I can bet my left balls that she was pleased as she smiled back and agreed without reluctancy. She was beautiful though slim with no nyash and a tiny breast that you could mistaken as a big pimple. I didn't mind, I was only interested in one thing to chop and clean mouth. I collected the sack from her hand with ease, showing no weakness. We started matching to where she will enter keke that is going to her direction. When we reached where she will enter keke, I asked for her number and she said, I should call my own instead that she is going to call me. I called my number, but I noticed she was not writing it down any where. I asked her why, she told me that the number is already stored in her brain. I doubted it and asked her to call it. With the speed of light she vomited the number for me. I was so impressed. She promised to call me but she refused to tell me when.

I have always been in control when I am involve with any lady, but this one, I was the one anxious waiting for her to call me. After waiting for the whole of December, I gave up and stopped expecting. On friday, 3rd january 2020, she called to wish me happy new year. I was so excited, and still I don't know why I was excited. I called her back in the evening to ask her if she will be free on Sunday, that I want to take her out. She agreed and we fixed 4pm at genesis located in leventis at Enugu.

Having dated so many girls, I know how girls think, so I am always ahead of them. Thinking I was dealing with a random girl, by 4pm I started coming out from my house when she called that she is already there. I lied that I was helping an accident victim that I will soon be there. I arrived 30 minutes late and apologized which I have never done because I am always earlier. It has been the other way round, the girls apologizing. We went inside and sat comfortably talking. I got to know she is in second year studying electrical engineering at UNN. All my life, I have never met a girl as highly intelligent as her. She was so versatile in every aspect. We discussed politics and I got to know that her favourite tv show is journalist hangout. We talked football, her analysis of why she thinks Messi is better than Ronaldo was top notch. She countered every of my defense of Ronald intelligently. I was perplexed and shocked. We ordered for their useless fried rice and drinks and ate. She brought out 1k and gave to me. She said I should use it and support whatever I am paying. She even paid more than half of what we ate.

I came back, lost in thought about her, I was so impressed. I picked up my phone and texted her "God bless your father for raising a great daughter like you. Good night." I have been doubting if truly she is a girl, or if I have a Bobrisky situation here. Just like Thomas in the bible, who said "I won't beleive untill I put my hand inside that hole."

You dont deserve her. Pls leave her alone she is out of your league. You are just a fuckboy. You should be with your type.

Buhari Amaka!

OmoAlakija:
You forgot to mention her being so private with her phone , or fixing nails and lashes when y'all not planning on going out and a few hours later , she gives you excuses that her mother is sick or someone died in their house ? So she can go out with other men

You forgot to mention how disrespectful she might start becoming

You forgot to mention how her timing no longer adds up , or when she disappear for hours ?

I've been there before and its so painful when the person u loved the most and trusted the most has been going out with other men behind your back and she acts so sweet to you , always swearing to you that she'll never cheat even when you don't ask her , giving men head..

I forgave her and we moved on , she's changed ever since then but guess what ? She woke the devil in me coz I've screwed over 12 girls after she cheated so I'm also pretending to be real now she's just noting but a sex object , my love playing role is A +

I will go and tell on you.......

mannyiyke:
Is worse corruption not going on now? We voted for Jonathan because he's a million times better than Buhari. Are most Buhari's appointments not from the North? That's marginalization if you don't know. Besides, that a section of a country didn't vote for a president doesn't mean they should be marginalized. As a president, every section of a country should be carried along. Besides, some of the crude oil revenues come from Anambra, Abia and Imo. So, he shouldn't have accepted those revenues too. Some posts should follow federal character in which every region must be represented, but Buhari flouted it. That's not how to rule a country, and that justifies the Igbo's stance that they wouldn't vote for him. Let me ask you: did the Yorubas vote for the PDP? They didn't, but they were not marginalized. Even their son was the major beneficiary, and it was even Igbos who voted overwhelmingly for Obasanjo. Yorubas can never do that for an Igbo candidate. So, it's not by force that Igbos must vote for Buhari. After all, Yorubas were never forced to vote for the PDP, and no president of the PDP extraction ever said that he would treat them badly because they didn't vote for him. Buhari openly said it. Stop supporting misgovernance. Nigeria is for us all.

My broda, the major problem i have with Igbos like you is the fact that they will never ever accept the truth as the truth. They just tell themselves what they want to hear and assume everyone else is stupid or just say things that suit their own personal and selfish interest. Buhari was unequivocally clear on his stance. By the constitution their are things you have to do and others you have to do by choice or recommendation by your party. Federal Ministers, you have to choose from all parts of Nigeria and have rep from each State, your COS, Cabinet Chiefs etc its all up to you. Pls read the constitution. Why trying to sow where you did not reap? So, you will vote GEJ because he promised you all these things and he lost out and Buhari won and you want Buhari to forgo APC and all those that worked for him to win and appoint Igbo People in key places? Bros, Bros, Brossss, why naaaa!!! Now, Buhari is not even doing that, he has invested too much in Ndigbo that did not vote him, that did not like him and that abuse him every single day. Innoson motors and Anamcoo said they never had it this good. Ebonyi PDP Gov said its not about politics, this Govt is the best that has happened to Ebonyi state. Right now, Enugu to Onitsha road, Nsukka to Onitsha Via 9th mile and Enugu PH that PDP did not touch in their 6 years or awarded Contract and same Igbo people ate the money is now being constructed. Instead of you to say Daaaluu, its still insult. I am not even mentioning 2nd Niger bridge that has taken up soooo much Money or Enugu Airport being renovated to International standard oh.
Now, again you lied about corruption now worse than GEJ, that is not true. However, i agree with you that corruption is still ongoing, right under Buhari's nose and I also will agree with you that Buhari should not be ruling us today. He is old, tired and incompetent. He shouldve gone in 2019. But he is still there today because you did not support him in 2015 and in 2019, we still had APC VS PDP, Useless vs Very useless. So, we decided to stick with Useless. So, conclusively, just regard this years as wasted due to our collectively stupidity with 70% of the stupidity from Ndigbo and PDP supporters and 30% from the rest, we need to agree on the same things in 2023 to get rid of all APC and all PDP useless folks, then maybe we can start to move forward.

Iceberg3:
All thieves should be prosecuted and jailed. Like ibori,alamaseigha who was impeached and prosecuted.

What happened to Ganduje and where is he today? What did buhari even say concerning the saga?
What happened to Mantu,was he prosecuted and jailed? Where is he today?

Abeg face front

Yes, I agree that the incompetence of Buhari and his stupidity as well as corruption by extension and keeping mum on Ganduje matter is wrong. That of Mantu is the the Judiciary and the Nigerian system. However, that is not the argument. You had mentioned that Northerners make their folks look good and expose others. That is what i called you out on, your lie and your bigotry. Onnoghen was known in the Judiciary for corruption. He has undisclosed amount that he still has no explanation for. I am talking about the CJN of a country. Now What happened thereafter, FIVE Eastern and South South Governors defended and supported him. Also, Judges were indicted for bribery, Wike used his immunity to block a Judge from arrest by the EFCC.

Iceberg3:
Hypocrite,you are justifying Kemi Adeosun,did she not also forge nysc certificate?
If she wasn't exposed, don't you think she will still be a whole minister of the federation today?

What's is bad is bad but when you point accusing finger at another man of what you yourself are guilty of,four fingers are pointing back at you. You should be old enough to know that.


And more importantly,you should also be old enough to know that the north is projecting other Nigerians in bad pictures and projecting themselves alone to be saints.
Any position the south loses,they claim. But you are your likes,your hatred for a people and lack of discernment will never let you see beyond your noses

That is a big fat lie. Ibos defend their thieves if the thief is Igbo. Ganduje was set up and exposed by a fellow northern muslim. El Rufai exposed Ibrahim Mantu and Zwingina both northerners and muslims like him. A thief is a thief, a forger is a forger, stop the bigotry. Nnamdi Kanu is a liar, a self serving bigot, but Ipob hail him and worship him. We all knew GEJ was corruption personified, you guys voted for him and complained about marginalization. Abeg second base jaree.

oz4real83:
When PMB was coming to power, all the corrupt thieves in Nigeria were very very scared. Many were alleged to have planned relocating from Nigeria immediately PMB was sworn in. But when they discovered that it will be business as usual, just like the time of PDP, all of them relaxed and rescinded their plans. What a disappointment

Youre on point, absolutely.

meeky007:
how can he wear Mask over a mask


besides hes supposed to wear a mask to protect himself against ppl visiting him

LOL. Bros, you and your people are the most......... I don't know what to say again. All the promises of proof, none, not even 1 proof till date, yet you still believe Buhari is someone else and his family, friends, colleagues, all are in on the lie and its you, your in hiding dilector and all the mofos are the ones speaking the truth. Bros, you need deliverance.

chariisGRACE:
I dash you money, you stand for my presence count. after counting you tell me say e no dey enough.

My broda, can you imagine the effrontery?