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Macsjebs:
hahahaha' who broke the table

...A guy met me recently, lamenting how he is having a hard time getting a girlfriend; he feels he isn't good looking enough & doesn't have a good dress sense

I simply told him, attraction is a chemistry and you only need to 'pepper them'; he said, 'u mean I should use pepper spray on ladies, that's absurd!'...Lol

Not at all, I replied, I meant try wearing our mind blowing, appealing & ethereal fragrance and watch how ladies would find you irresistible and want to start a conversation with you everywhere you go.

'When I am not MTN', he replied skeptically, then I showed him a lot of Nairalanders reviews on the thread on my signature & that was it! Dude is a happy guy now

Only God knows why you spamming NL with almost same mentions
i pray you find what you looking for

Macsjebs:
hahahaha' who broke the table

...A guy met me recently, lamenting how he is having a hard time getting a girlfriend; he feels he isn't good looking enough & doesn't have a good dress sense

I simply told him, attraction is a chemistry and you only need to 'pepper them'; he said, 'u mean I should use pepper spray on ladies, that's absurd!'...Lol

Not at all, I replied, I meant try wearing our mind blowing, appealing & ethereal fragrance and watch how ladies would find you irresistible and want to start a conversation with you everywhere you go.

'When I am not MTN', he replied skeptically, then I showed him a lot of Nairalanders reviews on the thread on my signature & that was it! Dude is a happy guy now

Only God knows why you spamming NL with almost same mentions

post=96801035:
Where there is no law , there is no crime.
There are laws governing Nigeria and there are rules and regulations governing Nairaland also.
If you break the rules, get ready for the consequences.

One thing with our darling country is that people love breaking the law, some, just for the fun of it!
They pee at the exact point of where they see a huge signpost that says 'DO NOT URINATE HERE'!!


God bless Nigeria.
God bless Nairaland.
God bless [/b] and all our friends, Well-wishers and lovers.
This country will only start to get better when we all start following the set down rules, starting from the citizens up to the leaders.

Again, [b]God bless Nigeria.

i strongly disagree
Leaders ought to lay down good examples for their followers
It should start at the top, not the other way round

Yenefer:
ASUU is a corrupt union fighting to keep looting money thru Gifmiss without transparency

What did you know about ASUU and its struggle for sanity in our public universities??
They maybe corrupt as you claim but the little prestige left of our universities has been because of their struggle over the years
It's condescending how folks talk affirmatively yet don't know shit

Perfectsouth:
yeah he slept with her and she felt cheated according to her..

I was legally married to her, do you wish I become promiscuous?

1st born Sept 2
2nd Sept 28..
We are not living together, we stay in separate states and body no be firewood.

I am not a gum gum guy, from what I experienced in my family, I decided to stick to one woman to avoid my kids going through whatever I went through in life.

You could have decided to toe a different line from your dad who didn't give a damn about you people, the moment he had another wife
A promiscous wife is a viper that kills
save yourself from that death, no amount of damage control can help you
Do away with her completely and find yourself a God fearing woman that is capable of loving you and your kids
Don't be afraid to live just because you don't want a repeat of what has happened in your family
Everyman has a different version

Kosiso12:
Arochukwu Indigenes Block Sen. Kalu Convoy & This Happened (Photos)

Arochukwu indigenes comprising majorly youths on Saturday blocked convoy of Chief Whip of the Senate, Senator Orji Uzor Kalu on his way to Arochukwu and presented him with different food items including livestocks in appreciation to his road projects in Arochukwu .

IGBERE TV reports that Senator Kalu who was on his way to attend his party's (APC) programme to receive some decampees from the people's democratic party (PDP) and All Progressive Grand Alliance (APGA) into the All Progressive's Congress (APC) made the brief stop as a result of the indigenes who got wind of the news that Senator Kalu's convoy was passing through their community.

The indigenes immediately mobilized and lined up along the road in their thousands , which made Senator Kalu to make the stop and acknowledge their cheers. Driven by the excitement the indigenes who are predominantly farmers presented food items and a livestock to Senator Kalu as an expression of their gratitude.

The roads being constructed in the villages are Achara, Okpo, Amafie, Amaetiti, Ebouoru and Amasa all leading to Ututu community. Addressing joyous youths,the Senate Chief Whip assured that the roads will soon be completed. He told the youths to be grateful to President Muhammadu Buhari whose generosity to the South East has made the roads construction possible.

Source: https://igberetvnews.com/1373394/arochukwu-indigenes-block-sen-kalu-convoy-appreciates-food-items-constructing-roads/

The scenario looks staged
Man is extensively clout chasing these days

SkyRicks:
I will be brief

When ever am alone even after returning from a stressful day once am a lone at home I feel Hot this has been on since school days
I masturbate once in a while and I truly want to stop thinking about sex but really can't help it right now.

Note something happened to me when I was 8yrs old our neighbor then who my mom drops me at her place her daughter usually sleep with me anytime my mom drops me at there place, I cried telling Mom I don't like that place but she said she doesn't have alternative and can't take me with her i will add stress mind you my dad is working then in another state and visit during the weekend twice a month.

This continued till I was 15yrs yes I began to go there and she likes me alot, sends me message and never ask for change Sneak me inside her room I began to like the act until we left the state to stay with my dad after some years I began to masturbate before uni and all through my days in sch I have lived with this chronic desire for sexual fantasy within me.

My question:
The desire for sex asin constant thinking of having sex is it normal (may me if not face with tasks make me to lose focus) or I need deliverance.
Is there medication for this desire a kind of cure (am a biologist not a physician)
Am confused right now and it making me desire to visit escort female but lacks the courage to seek there service because of the way people see me.

Thank you, your advise is needed

The desire for sex is normal and humane but the constant thinking/obsession over it is way off the mark
You seems to have a lot of time on your hand
Get yourself busy
Option #2 is this, try to connect with that neighbour's daughter of yours and f**k her brains out
The unhealthy fantasy should subside after that

ExAngel007:
http://saharareporters.com/2020/11/27/hisbah-conducts-door-door-search-fish-out-‘sinners’-kano

Hisbah as a sets of conservative hooligans infringes on people's fundamental human rights
This shit can only happen in the north

One4me:
Lead Attorney to 'Tenant Association', you weldone o!
One day you will build your own house too and whatever you do to others, will be done unto you.

My wards were trained to "respect boundaries" and as a mater of fact, they are tenants in their various places and they dont go around insulting their Landlords or behaving like nincompoops.


BTW: Most of the things tenants are saying here (some of them have never even paid rent for one week ) are either outright lies or over-exaggeration. Most Landlords are reasonable people but when you meet a disrespectful tenant, then the time has come to show how is Boss, in that house.

To read that you referred most landlords are reasonable people speaks volume about the level of biases and stereotypes in your mention
It's somewhat nice to know your wards are "sticking to the boundary" where they are(if that's the case though)
please be sure i'm not in anyway absolving those tenants of blame either

dre11:
https://m.guardian.ng/news/fg-may-reverse-pump-price-to-n160-per-litre-negotiations-continue-dec-7/

Ngige as the minister of labour has a lot on his plates
It's nice to see him working his ass off in lieu of those emoluments he recieving

savcy:
It's no longer news the lack of political will among the ruling class to do anything about the raging poverty in the country. These people do not want the average Nigerian to escape poverty for political expedience. Any "empowerment" program they come up with is merely just playing to the gallery. The intent isn't to empower. People who had the heart to hoard palliatives?

God will save this country one day.

It's news
We need to keep talking about it as we strive for the needed change
P.S if only we can spare a moment spent praying
God has already accede to our requests and given us all we need (hands, legs, mental capacity e.t.c) to improve our lives, we only need to stop being docile

omenka:
https://www.today.ng/news/nigeria/insecurity-northern-elders-hail-sultan-speaking-truth-power-329171/amp?__twitter_impression=true

That's not speaking truth to power
He is saying something that is in the public domain already
The northern leaders and sultan himself should be calling the buhari's regime out if they consider the lives and livelihoods of their people valuable

bouncin04:
Please advice needed ..

I find it hard to leave my cheating girlfriend, upon say na me dey spend o ... wen we quarrel na me go still beg, upon say no be me Bleep up .

I've read books on red pills and tried being an alpha Male all to no avail, this has bin going on for like 3 years now ..

Advise me on this simping, real niggars in the house . Just want to get my life back to normal

bottomline is that you've got little or no self esteem that's why you simping and she seems to have notice this
Quit thinking that she is your life, she is just a part of it
You need to leave that abusive relationship before you reach rock bottom and the damage done becomes extremely too large
Anyone that cheats on their partner does not love them to begin with
Run and stop being a pussy

One4me:
You use DC Inverters at night and if you are not happy, you leave.
Landlords are of different shades.

The chief counsel appointed by the landlords association is here
Take it easy, your progenies are gonna be tenants someday, somewhere

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
Rest in peace

We were born to die
And death is only the beginning
The only prayer we should be praying as real niggarrrs is for us to smoke enough weed, bang enough pussy, drink enough bottles, make some dope money and seek for little knowledge before we die

Cool
That's how you live your pathetic life??
You were making sense at the beginning but lost it at the end
smh

sammysneh:
Any decisions to be peace and securities to life n properties is a welcome development

Any decision??
Including the bad ones??
Even if its counterproductive??

Righteousness89:
The Fact is Many do not Understand what this Election is really about..
Many do not understand what is playing behind the Scene..
Many do not understand the nitty gritty of this Election..
This Election is not really about Donald Trump!
This Election is between;
The Good Vs the bad!
The Righteous Vs the Unrighteous!
Christian value vs Demonism
The Fear of GOD vs The Reprobate Minds!
A Sane World vs a Sodom and Gomorrah World!
The Mercy of God Vs the Wrath of God!

The Trump Presidency is a Mercy Period for all!
My Admonishment to all is to set your way right with GOD..
If you are yet to Accept Jesus Christ, You need to..
The Worst thing that can Happen to anyone is to Miss Heaven , Either at Rapture or at Death!

Did any democrat administration ever proscribe christianity
In Trump's America, there is still sodomy and immorality
Stop pushing all this yeye conspiracy theory and
quit diluting an earthly government with the kingdom of God which is yet to come
Your Trump is racist, pedophile, divisive and an HYPOCRITE just as yourself

ivolt:
Since none of the victims of the alleged freeze have official confirmation, we can only speculate as to the real reason or cause. Moreover, this government is confused and uncoordinated and many camps take independent decisions on their own.

i see you are trying to absolve your chimp of the blame
let me put this straight to you, who is to be held liable for the government being confused and uncoordinated
You are not making sense brother

Willy7:
A Trump win will see America going to war and bullying of some smaller Nations, but for the Christians and Church, it will buy time for more preparation towards the Rapture. A Biden winning will restore some level of peace and hope for America. It will be a breathe of fresh air to some Nations that see Trump as a bully. But to the Christians and Church it will be the beginning of the end due to the unfinished business of the Obama administration towards whoredom.
So, Trump and Biden is like voting among two evils, but I think Trump is the lesser evil. Whichever, let God's will be done.

How could you sanely justify your claim that joe biden's administration will all be about continuing Obama's whoredom; whatever that means
Politics in a developed country doesn't work the same way as in a third world country - i want you to note that

Jones4190:
the kidnapped didn't take place in nigeria,get the fact before posting

But was brought and held hostage in Nigeria
Get the fact right before commenting

Brandonx:
Is this suppose to be a fight between the middle class and the poor ? Because I'm not understanding the rationale behind all these. Poor people are very wicked o . Most of these hoodlums are the architect of their problems. Some refused going to school or working hard now they see you drive by and it's a constant reminder of their failure and then envy would set in, then they wait patiently for an opportunity to strike.

I disagree with you
The government needs to bridge the gap between the haves and have-nots
Create more millionaires and make education up to secondary level compulsory for all citizens

madridguy:
This is too much to bear.

WE BURN BRT BUSES WE WALK WITH OUR LEGS
WE BURN OFFICES , WE LOSE OUR JOBS
WE BURN HOUSES, WE BECOME HOMELESS
WE KILL EACH OTHER, WE CREATE HATRED.
WE CAN'T GO OUT , WE DIE OF HUNGER
WE BURN HOSPITALS, PEOPLE DIES.
YOUTHS DIES, FUTURE OF OUR COUNTRY DIES
POLICE DIES, MANY CHILDREN BECOMES FATHERLESS AND WOMEN WIDOWS
SOLDIER DIES, OUR DEFENCE BECOMES POROUS
INTERNATIONAL BODY COMES IN
WE BECOME SLAVES IN OUR FATHERS LAND

#STOP DESTRUCTION
#STOP KILLING
#SAVE NIGERIA
#SAVE OUR NATION

Tell that to the government that keeps fanning the embers of destruction
All that would have not happen if we had an egalitarian and just society

Edeyoung:
What is war, what is suffering,is suffering now better than war of freedom, i hear people say calm down, have we not be calming down since, what did they do, are we going back home and sleep like there was never a shootout at lekki,

Are we going home once again like nothing is happening, are we also going back to thesame corrupt economy were southern nigeria are starving and police are hunting youngsters, why not kill all us so our sufferings will end once and for all, i cant go back to the former nigeria not when there was a lekki massacre

The government have sent their thugs on the street to cause confusion, and hate on protesters
So they can come out in the open and claim the good guy.... For us, that's is their tatics

We need a courageous leader now, the government is winning and fearless

If they are not giving us our freedom then let them kill us atleast we fought against our oppressor and not suffer like coward in a free world.


Godbless Southern nigeria
Godbess igbos, yorubas edo, ijaw, urhobos calabar and every Southern tribe
God bless Nnamdi kanu, niger delta avengers, and opc

#Buharimustgo

Comrade it's better we retreat now and keep the fire burning in our heart
The day of reckoning for every bad politician is fast approaching

Xchristain:
True they are trained for war. However, we the protesters don't respect the police. In protest grounds we've chased many of them away and outrightly threatened some.

Plus the protest was getting violent anyway thanks to the touts taking over.

The best solution would have been to retreat and give government a little time to implement the demands but if they don't, WE MOVE !

They've been given all the time in the world already
These bastards are unrepentant

TechyMm0:
Military don't recieve command from Governors, but their GOC

All the same, he would have known and endorsed
Think with your head
All what he is doing now is damage control

iddonla:
i am in support of this protest.but its high time everyone go home..get their PVC and make a statement in 2023..

lets show this old heartless idiots that power truly belong to God and the youth....

Buhari has failed

All our past/present politicians have failed us

Tinubu has failed

Sanwo-olu has failed ( i now believe what ambode said that he has mental problem)..

at the end of the day na tinubu go suffer am pass , because his presidential ambition is dead on arrival..

i am a tinubu supporter between..before una label me tinubu / yoruba hater..


We can now see our enemies clearer, please my nigerian youths lets unite no matter our tribe , bad blood and political differences and make a statement..not for us alone, but for the future generation to come..
SHALOM

You are dumb
Election that they will rig

CoderX:
Edo people have ruined this protest already. Now Lagos has followed suit by burning Orile Police Station...

Thugs have joined protesters and we don't know who is who anymore... Masses have started suffering now, not the government, so it no longer makes sense. It's better to stop now and see what the government wants to implement, at least they listened.

I hands off #endsars officially cos I foresee chaos if things don't stop soon. The protest is now lacking direction and no obvious leadership...

You are a nobody
You joining or leaving is inconsequential
A new Nigeria must be birthed

Golan007:
Everyone is your enemy.

From SARS to Senators to Naira Marley.

i pray sense falls on you just for once

Patriotic9ja:
Hmm. I fear for my maternal state. It started from Edo state and it's finally ending in Edo state. The continued protest lost direction and credibility long time ago when the protesters failed to capitalise on the initial successes achieved. Welcome to a new Edo state with crime impunity

What did you mean by initial success achieved??
please provide clarification
because sars officials still operating here
#EndSars
#EndPoliceBrutality
#EndBadGovernance

tesppidd:
You're not getting my point.

Please protest but stop calling it "peaceful protest."

Have you ever seen a not peaceful protest??
Then you won't be here ranting about people blocking roads but you will be trying to hide your head
P.S God forbids that

luvmijeje:
What's the different?

The difference is that they are still part of the NPF and they may have been posted to the conventional police or other units

tesppidd:
When you protest and block the roads thereby violating the rights of other citizens by denying them access to go to hospitals, markets, interviews, schools, journeys and so on;

Does this still amount to a peaceful protest?

I just want to know.

should they have held this protest in their father's house instead
A BMC spotted
Brace up, the storm coming may sweep you and your failed government away