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The rise of Skywalker.


Well I should have just waited to download this one. They should just let it rest now. Showing us glimpses of our beloved characters now and then. Abeg let it rest. 6/10.


Jumanji 3. Nice. Lots of laughs 8/10.

Stupid man. If he wants to kill himself why jot just stab his throat after all he already has a knife.

He will now put that innocent driver into police wahala for what he doesn't know.

Some tenants are evil joor.


Imagine. What if the landlords means of lively good is that rent.


Guy better just disconnect light and water first. Today sef not tomorrow.

Next thing lock gate anyhow.

Treat them.like trapped animals. They can quarrel and shout but have no mercy cos they don't have mercy on you

U till you ban ips you are wasting your time. I've said it any times before nairaland doesn't have upto 500k active users. The rest are multiple accounts.

That fixbet guy has more than 100k.

Cheato64:
I and Oma have dated for more than 2yrs, I intend getting married to her. When we started dating she told me from onset her genotype is AS. I taught I was AA because I did the test when I was like 10yrs.

We decided to go for HIV test just to be sure even though we had unprotected sex. On doing the HIV test, the attendance whom we didn't ask, checked our genotype, performed all the test because she taught we were couple and since it's an Anglican Church hospital and we came together, it means we are planning to get married.

The result came out HIV negative for both of us, blood group O+, while she's AB and genotype we were both AS. She insist we call it off, 2yrs courtship just like that.

Oma is a nicest person I have ever known after my mom, she takes care of me, I eat healthy, I don't repeat clothes both inner and outer wears. She makes sure I work out regularly, I don't do house chores yet my friends envy me whenever they come visiting.

Name any good thing Oma has it. Now Oma has moved on but I can't, I kept on looking for a lady like Oma, now I understand why most men talk trash about Nigerian women (no offense) and when I meet a lady the first thing I ask is her genotype.

I can recall I asked a lady her genotype even before asking for her name. I can't keep a relationship all I think about is my sweet Oma. She has moved on so she claim but we still talk and she told me she has a man right now even though we still sextexting, we talk how much we miss each other it's been over 6 months since we last saw, she relocated to delta while am in Enugu.

I invited her which she decline but invited me which I accepted I intend going this weekend and I will ask her to marry me, if we get married there is a possibility our first 2 children won't carry the sickle cell anemia. My friend is telling me not to do it but my mind is made up.

One sickler will destroy this love you have for each other. Yoh will hate each other when the stress comes, unless you dont plan to have kids.

Better move on.

achu442:
230mph... Did u hear that?

AmazingELixir:



Which time the military start to keep beard like that Akerelodu look_alike.


So Teni chubby and brief na wao ooh.

As in the thing tire me sef.

That guy na nigerian soldier so?

Clint02:
Make all these ones no later change do like police oo

That's the immediate metamorphosis that will happen..bribe taking, illegal arrests etc. I pity the yahoo boys cos this ones will want to hammer like sars soon.

chuggy:
Stop that rubbish talk. You know nothing

Really.

Move a file from table a to b and they will sit on it waiting for a bribe.

They do not answer calls or respond to mails.

They will ignore you if you are standing right in front of them awaiting thier attention.

Many of them are rude and uncouth

Ole ole ole ole


Oole ole.


Football guys repeat

Electronzeez:
Which common law in vampire stories .originals is a spin off of vampire diaries. Same show .

Mention another vampire movie or series where inviting another vimpire in is a practice.

Turn blood.
Let the right one in
Let me in
What we do in the shadows
Interview with the vampire.

Most of the vampire novels I've read

K.

If she agrees to stay with you leaving the MIL then fuxk it. Take her.

Life is too short to bother about the opinions of those you really dont give a shit about.

Tolu121:
Dracula is just a stupid series

Low budget series,

A WHOLE COUNT DRACULA dey beg people to invite him in like all these small vampires.

COUNT is so powerful he can erase the building like nothing...

Abeg make i wait for SEX EDUCATION SEASON 2.

dropping January 17th.

Truth is a vampire has to be invited in. He cannot just walk into the house.

Twas so in originals and vampire diaries. Except the owner is dead. They need permission.

Its common lore among vampire stories

Moneyboyz:
Well done sir, realest nigga that doesn't support other niggas..

If you become Nigerian president, them go smuggle everything enter this country finish because you won't value our locally made products.

Honestly dont support crap cos your person did it.

It's called constructive criticism. I hated that show. It was crap

realestniggah:
I love how Raising dion flopped badly and no one hyped it except for African American who tried to make it seem like a big deal because they had a black kid with super hero power. Lmao

This shit better not get a renewal. It was utter crap.

Octopusssy:
So the state supersede Islamic tenets? In essence they can waive these Islamic rules whenever it suits them. If they were to adhere strictly to these Islamic laws, the bits and pieces would have been packed into a blanket and shoved into Mother Earth before the sun went down, but alas, days later his corpse is still being being ferried around like the mummy of King Tut.

Double standard is what I see here. Islamic laws are truly for the poor and hoi polloi.

Well i cannot speak based on Islam here, I am just applying logic. His burial.has to be public and not in some unknown city. He is a public figure, his burial cannot be compared to that of any normal citizen.. also he didnt die in Iraq.

I understand the ish but have no backing for it.

What many Nigerians won't understand is that those 4 days will most likely be more productive than 2 weeks of the average nigerian civil servant working in the ministry.


Civil servants dont do shit, they are rude, and behave as if thier job is a favour to you.

Crap

Jacktheripper:
Rules are for poor people.

Not really.

He had to be given a state funeral.

Immediately he arrives his burial will commence.

Wow.

Got git by a missile he didnt even now was coming..

Kendumazy:
Love the boy confidence. upon the girl outburst, the boy still dey flow. Just see confidence! See chyking! Some adult sef go done back out. That boy is a REAL NIGGA!

Cc sloamir for confirmation

Enemyofpeace:
That's why snipper is very sheep to buy. Get some and get rid of all of them including your parents

This shit be funny as F

The guy is a fool.

LiftedMan:
Bro, if you come to Qatar and you see the number of jobless Nigerians, you will get my point.

Now this is funny. What did the jobless nigeeians go to do in Qatar? To get a job in the embassy?

Fucking hilarious

mekyno777:
Most of u ppl are getting it wrong.
An INDIAN guy working in Nigerian embassy in qatar, not a qatar citizen oh.
If an indian can do the work with the pay, a educated nigeria roaming the street/doing menial jobs can as well.
We are doomed as a nation.

The indian guy answered the phone. That's all. He could be a secretary, possibly the mission outsourced its reception to another company.

There are so many reasons.

It's not like when he got to the embassy he met an indian there which also isn't abnormal.

Besides it's in Qatar not in Nigeria. Has anybody applied for the position?

You guys small small its 2020

OgunLaakaye:
You are dull

Trust me!

Guy many of them have never been to the embassy or consulates. They just sit in thier rooms with thier free basics and lash out.

Over entitled braggarts.

One guyvamde a statement over just one call he made and see them all making statements based on only one opinion.

This is why we are a very foolish people and can be taken for a ride.

Yankee101:
Why does the American Embassy in Nigeria employ Nigerians?

Some people sha. The topic shock me.

All the embassies I've been to In nigeria had Nigerians working there from security to secretaries to even those doing screening of documents.


What the Bleep is this guy talking about.

Happy new year fam

Its getting closer and closer.

Induce labour in such a high risk pregnancy.

What happened to C/S.


RIP young child not your fault at all you were born to a beast.

New year is coming soon.