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Family › Re: . by armyofone(m): 7:30pm On Mar 15, 2021
Lol, you know it is Nigerian guys that are gifted with big belly grin

crackhaus:
Will your big belle allow you to see anything down yonder? lipsrsealed
Just use mirror... grin
Family › Re: . by armyofone(m): 12:40am On Mar 15, 2021
Happy mothers day dear. You are blessed and wonderfully made!

Oh lol - this reminds me - let me look down yonder see if i fit confirm wetin dey between my leg again grin

Mariangeles:
Today, the world over is celebrating mothers.

Being a mother is such a blessing, but it also comes with so much pressure, and it takes grace to be able to keep up with the never ending demands of children.

This thread is to appreciate nairalanders who are good mothers (hopefully) to their children. Mamas, even if nobody tells you, you're doing well. It is not easy, but you were made for this.

So, in no particular order, I'm wishing these nairalanders a happy mothers' day. (Pardon me if I don't remember to mention you)

Imalma1 (My conversation with you the other day about pregnancy inspired this thread)
Cutiereborn
Loveymom
Cococandy
Bukatyne
Ujujoan
Breadplanet
Armyofone ( Are you a mum? Because I no sure whether you be man or woman again o grin)
Descarado (Your monicker always always cracks me up grin)
Bjprodint ( You're one strong woman)

If I no remember you, no vex o...

I go modify when I remember.
Family › Re: Prince Harry And Meghan: Would You Choose Love Over Family? by armyofone(m): 11:57pm On Mar 13, 2021
I understand where you and uju are coming from.
I wish them the best and hope they all reconcile as they forge their chosen path. The marriage ball is on Meghan court and hopefully she plays it well.

crackhaus:
Hope is one thing, reality is another.

I know that you ladies (especially y'all who don't have grown-up married kids yet), adore a good love story where a man goes all out against his birth family to be with the woman he loves... But hey for one second, let's try to take our heads out of these clouds.

Do you honestly believe that Meghan, a previously divorced 'Hollywood actress' with a god complex (most Hollywood celebrities have it), who doesn't get along with her husband's family, doesn't get along with most of her own family members except her mum, and doesn't understand what privacy means when it comes to family issues... You honestly believe that this kind of an attention junkie will do happily ever after forever with someone like Prince Harry?

You think this na Disney cartoon abi... grin

Even you will not be happy seeing any woman in the name of "his fair lady", turn your princely son into a frog who can go on camera to talk shit about his birth family.
Whatever issues they have could have easily been sorted out privately – as there's nothing that has happened so far that is sooo bad to the extent that they couldn't sit down to have conversations together as a family...
I bet the Queen would have allowed that opportunity if they had gone that route, but trust a feminist divorcée and hollywood snowflake to always prefer the route that will give her the most attention while making herself into a victim doing waah waah waah waah, cry baby... grin
As if she's the first person in the world to experience racism.
Family › Re: Can You Make Love To Your Husband/wife Without Kissing by armyofone(m): 11:41pm On Mar 13, 2021
thorpido:
Chaii cheesy
grin
Family › Re: I Need Opinions Regarding My Son's Speech Delay by armyofone(m): 5:42am On Mar 13, 2021
While you continue looking for help, please make sure you are reading to him daily - you read together.

Get some pictorial read along book set such as - curious George book set and read with him daily for at least 30minutes. After that, look for other kids bookset.

After reading, ask him to read but don't push it - you just keep reading and ask him questions whether he answers or not.

For example - Curious George and the man with the yellow hat. What color is the man's hat - yellow!
Don't stop looking for help for him.

Just my 2c thiught.
Family › Re: Can You Make Love To Your Husband/wife Without Kissing by armyofone(m): 11:30pm On Mar 12, 2021
thorpido:
@Op,does he suck your boobs?
I think this issue is beyond kissing,it's a breakdown of intimacy.

Does your husband still show signs of loving you?
Send waves better than kiss.
Family › Re: Can You Make Love To Your Husband/wife Without Kissing by armyofone(m):
Okay I see your point - grin
Btw - thought ya'all like it when she is humbled rather than be a tigress with you scratching your head thinking
"Na where she learn it from"?

Hope the lady and her man find solution. Maybe she should ask him "what do you want - nurse, cow or horse play" see how your husband will laugh and become curious - end of wahala.
grin grin

crackhaus:
This is what it has to do with it.

Any time a woman complains about boring sex, I instinctively want to know what she does/is willing to do to make sex more lively.

Most of the time, it's only to just lie down spread and be waiting for man to come and initiate kiss and also start touching una everywhere, na una sabi. grin
Family › Re: Prince Harry And Meghan: Would You Choose Love Over Family? by armyofone(m): 9:59pm On Mar 12, 2021
Turned into a frog or anything for his fair lady cool

You can see they have genuine love for each other - that loving gaze, touching, finishing each other's sentences etc I hope they stay together ever after.

crackhaus:
The final blow will be when they divorce.
Yes he's already being viewed a certain way, but none of that will compare to how people will see him when Meghan finally files for it.

And I say finally, because it's bound to happen. I don't see her staying with him for life...

The prince that was turned into a frog.
Family › Re: Can You Make Love To Your Husband/wife Without Kissing by armyofone(m): 11:09pm On Mar 11, 2021
Ummmm blinking - not sure what that got to do with kissing that she complained about now my bros.

Op, maybe he perceived mouth odor but just didn't want to tell you. Floss, brush and gargle with mouth wash 2ice daily. Visit the dentist to keep your mouth clean.

crackhaus:
When was the last time you took his díck in your hand, massaged it well, and sucked it with plenty saliva?
Family › Re: Prince Harry And Meghan: Would You Choose Love Over Family? by armyofone(m): 11:04pm On Mar 11, 2021
She basically break it down for your understanding - must you cast aspersions?

Oluromantic:
Lol.

That's all I can say to your comment. Have you experienced divorce before? See you talking about it as if it's like rejecting biscuits for cake
Foreign Affairs › Re: I Contemplated Suicide - Meghan Markle Accuses British Royals Of Racism by armyofone(m): 9:37pm On Mar 11, 2021
tot:
Same way the British empire and other powerful empires in the past thought their reigns would never end. History proves otherwise.
$694 millions from tourism alone, that's huge. I read 65% of those tourists are from America...
As a country, not even in dreams would anyone try to end such source of money flow grin

No demise anytime soon - family wise, they swim in huge wealth.
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 7:17pm On Mar 11, 2021
I can tell grin grin

Drenimarcus:
cheesy I took a nap immediately I ate that mountain.

Seattle? It always rains in Seattle grin
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 7:15pm On Mar 11, 2021
I tell you! I look forward to living there permanently. I love rain. You just sit by the fireplace and look out the raining window - therapeutic.

cococandy:
Lmao.

The Seattle rain sha
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 7:03pm On Mar 11, 2021
Yes I do - Uncle Ben my favorite ( since covid, can't find it in store maybe due to the issue of change) followed by Jasmine occasionally. Basmati only when i want some Mediterranean meal.

Rice is universal. It used to be Sunday after mass lunch - sacred grain grin not sure what i would have done if I didn't love rice and habanero stew - when winter cold comes calling, hot rice is the go to cheesy

cococandy:
cheesy
You love rice too
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 5:29pm On Mar 11, 2021
Thank you cococandy for the rice hurricane - I'm coming with A1 for that beef and will take some with me flying back home grin well done!!
Food › Re: Cook In Your Kitchen, Take Pictures And Post It Here. SIMPLE! by armyofone(m): 10:45pm On Mar 10, 2021
This mountain that's half a mile anove me na chop and sleep on a raining day in Seattle. well done!

Singing
Oh belly - you can help me move this mountain...singing move this mountain...ummmm move this mouuuuttttainnnn!

Drenimarcus:
smiley
Foreign Affairs › Re: Buckingham Palace's Statement On Harry, Meghan Interview by armyofone(m):
Ha, that funny mischievous grin on his face is enough to help him make the suspicion cut grin

Will and Kate made mental health an important part of their work - now people will be looking at them somehow when they talk about mental health.

They should bring them back.

Seun:
Prince Charles is involved in everything that is wrong with the royal family. He's probably the one who had concerns about Archie's skin tone.
Culture › Re: N1M Bride Price List Including 10k For Father's Cigarette, 20K Bush Meat, Others by armyofone(m): 7:17pm On Mar 10, 2021
smh - the most important thing is how to finance your new life together. Nothing on that list is for the bride grin

I thought it was set in stone that whatever the bride's family listed follows the bride to her new home.
Why necklace for the mother ?
Travel › Re: My New Lagos - Ibadan Train Trip To Abeokuta (Pictures) by armyofone(m): 7:07pm On Mar 10, 2021
DisGuy:
Surprised many people are still asking about schedule..its online and also on several posts on Nairaland

Monday to Fridays 4pm from Lagos- Ibadan
8am from Ibadan to Lagos

Saturdays 8am from Lagos- Lagos- Ibadan
4pm from Ibadan to Lagos
Please share the website here, thank you.
Celebrities › Re: Lady Rejects Her Boyfriend's Proposal After He Sold His Manhood For Riches (Vid) by armyofone(m): 10:07pm On Mar 09, 2021
Folklore - mumbo-jumbo. I live in realistically charged environment. Have a pleasant afternoon.

HellVictorinho:
Are you scaredhuh?
Why after mehuh??
If it's not real,then why do you think you won't be able to use your hand to make things after the ritual.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Buckingham Palace's Statement On Harry, Meghan Interview by armyofone(m): 9:47pm On Mar 09, 2021
No there isn't. Hopefully the kingly protocol doesn't enter his head because that's the only reason he'd push Harry and his children away.

Wishing Harry and his family best wishes and good things ahead paving their own path - charity and work life.


salford1:
I hope so too. That's what a father would do. There is no point adding gas to the flame.
Celebrities › Re: Lady Rejects Her Boyfriend's Proposal After He Sold His Manhood For Riches (Vid) by armyofone(m): 9:28pm On Mar 09, 2021
After you my friend grin grin but I rather use my hand working and creating a brave new world!

HellVictorinho:
Go and meet those that do the charms.
Tell them you want to use your hand.
Then, you will know what it's all about.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Buckingham Palace's Statement On Harry, Meghan Interview by armyofone(m): 9:25pm On Mar 09, 2021
I don't like families having problems but we easily forget the good old days of being close. Life!!

I hope Prince Charles will do the right thing and look for way to unify the three of them together.
Celebrities › Re: Lady Rejects Her Boyfriend's Proposal After He Sold His Manhood For Riches (Vid) by armyofone(m): 6:42pm On Mar 09, 2021
Nigerians refused to move pass superstitious beliefs -
Around the world, they are discussing Mars and other planets, finding cure for diseases and helping people live longer, clean air, improved infrastructure etc You guys are still believing one can use voodoo or jujulism to get rich shocked
How does one sell a private part ? grin Nigerians!!
Family › Re: How Do Wives Whose Husbands Live Abroad Or Faraway Cope Without Sex? by armyofone(m): 8:53pm On Mar 08, 2021
Johnny, please help me look after my wife. Check on her daily and send me feedback o.

Ummm, you should have sat with him and ask precisely what kind of care you should be giving her.

There are fall, autumn, winter/harmattan and spring care.

petsolo115:
I am just imagining this because my best friend left for Austria last week. He put his newly married wife under my care
Family › Re: How Do Wives Whose Husbands Live Abroad Or Faraway Cope Without Sex? by armyofone(m): 8:51pm On Mar 08, 2021
Johnny, please help me look after my wife. Check on her daily and send me feedback o.

Ummm, you should have sat with him and ask precisely what kind of help you should be giving her.

There are fall, autumn, winter/harmattan and spring help.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meghan And Harry Interview With Oprah by armyofone(m): 5:37pm On Mar 08, 2021
The sit down tell it all was very interesting.

Harry has a humbled personality - Maybe the several trips to Africa really humbled him.

The part he was sitting with boots on like a farmer in his poultry was cool. I will like to have one of their free range chicken stew.

Meg almost hurt herself - one can't understestimate negative media or gossips.

The most important thing is they are happy with their decision to forge their own future.

I hope his dad embrace them and welcome his grand children.

I will love to see them continuing their charity work.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Meghan And Harry Interview With Oprah by armyofone(m): 5:12am On Mar 08, 2021
Watching...beautiful, sweet and homely lady cheesy
Family › Re: I Disowned My Mother by armyofone(m): 6:35pm On Mar 06, 2021
The most important thing for now in the next few months is healings for you and your wife - don't worry about your mother for now.

I'm sorry for all you both are going through. Take care of yourselves.
Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by armyofone(m): 9:45pm On Mar 04, 2021
Dapcity007:
I never celebrated IWEALA at all for her status in the global community for her success as an African & woman

She was elevated not based on her competency but because of identity politics, inclusivity, quota policies and affirmative action for women and blacks

I'm a pragmatic, she had nothing to show for in terms of contribution to Nigeria's economy as minister of finance during Jonathan regime upon all her ivy league academic credential in foreign universities, as MD of IMF she only serves the interest of globalists not any specific nation , same thing she would do in WTO
Dapcity007:
I agree freedom of choice let's stop shaming housewives for their decisions, these gynocentric era mainstream media should promote motherhood as they promote women to aspire in their chosen carriers and professions
Mrs. Okonjo is married with four successful children - you should celebrate her for that housewifey role.
Pets › Re: Meet My Latest Girl, Lady Shasha by armyofone(m): 9:49pm On Mar 03, 2021
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Foreign Affairs › Re: American Politics Thread: Trump Is The 47th President! by armyofone(m): 9:45pm On Mar 03, 2021
Be accommodating to others who are different from you. It doesn't change who I am if I go into a restroom and a transgender is in the other one. We all should coexist.

doxijaw:
It's the other way round. Conservatism is the bedrock of fiscal conservative policies.

Trans issues are not a big deal lol, you want grown hairy men sharing bathrooms with your daughter?

What's actually intellectual about leftism?, with their hatred for order, wealth creation, science and common sense.

Yeah double digit iq indeed!

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